#its so nasty to me

[rewritingcanon]

i love how the whole harry potter fandom was collectively disturbed that voldemort could ever get pumpum rather than the fact he had an evil heir with plans to resurrect him

[mausolealdrift]

its baffling seeing people on here being all shocked about how other ppl didnt have sex or do drugs or drink or go to parties etc etc in high schools like. sorry i was too busy getting bullied to do all of that stuff i guess. why are you surprised that there’s losers on the cringe loser website

[theonewhowails]

silly stuff i drew while reading Feel No Evil by @payasita , in which the Lamb does not know how to propose, Narinder does not know how to be alive, and neither of them knows what an obligate carnivore is

bonus? lmao

[officialspec]

ill be honest as much as i love to criticise the use of fatphobia for comedy ill never be able to hold the fatphobic jokes in kung fu panda against it

like yea those movies are guilty of dipping into The Usual Tropes for a cheap laugh but not only is the character writing for the fat characters the strongest and most sympathetic ive Ever seen literally just the character designs of the pandas in the 3rd movie get me choked up sometimes. theyre all so appealing and clearly treated with the same care and attention as everyone else without copping out and making them Barely Fat. po is already a size that doesnt exist in film protags and hes still the thinnest person in that whole village and that meant a lot to me

[lemonadeslice]

hello lgbt community. i have a new favorite movie(s).

[your-subby-creature]

What if instead of setting off fireworks (dangerous, bad for the environment, traumatizing) we all just fucked nasty style (fun, transgender, horny)

[swiftfootedachilles]

mickey fans who think ian is bad/toxic/"worse" than mickey (or any other character for that matter) is so funny because like. how do you think mickey would react to you saying that. the whole appeal of mickey is that hes a flea-invested rabid dog that keeps crawling back to ian no matter how bad it is for both of them. thats the whole point of their dynamic. they treat each other like shit, run away to lick their wounds, then mickey drags himself back to lay at ians feet, and ian takes him back every single time because he knows nobody is ever gonna care for him like mickey does. mickey blatantly states in the show that he would extend his prison sentence if it meant staying with ian. if he can obsess over ian unconditionally then so can anyone else idk

[glouris]

“they are very annoying and irritating” are you familiar with the concept of fun and being entertained by drama

[specshroom]

i just CANT stop thinking abt kissing choso ever since your post abt him…….. like………

just imagine him watching you apply lip gloss or chapstick and he kisses you to try to guess the flavor…………

or him just licking the gloss/chapstick off of your lips…… ohmygod

i’m kicking my feet…

omg wait do you think he likes sucking tongue……

Yes he ABSOLUTELY does. Are u joking?? This man LIVES for the feeling of your tongues rubbing against each other.

I think he would actually feel a little insecure about how much he enjoys it, like he thinks he enjoys it too much. He just doesn't want to be weird and put you off.

His mouth literally waters at the thought of french kissing you and he just doesn't know if that's normal. He's very obvious as well so you notice that he'll avoid looking at you after he caught himself staring at your lips again. You notice how nervous he is (which is easy cus he's quite calm usually) and when you realise why you decide to have some fun with it.

So imagine you or Y/n or whatever decide to show Choso how much you like kissing him. You grab his face and give him a big fat wet kiss, suck on his lip, shove your tongue down his throat then say something like "I love kissing you so much baby." And he's just.... So smitten. Absolutely cooked. Insecurities? Gone.

Imagine trying different flavours of Chapstick to see if he notices or to see which ones he likes more by counting how much he kisses you with each flavour. He figures out what you're doing and purposefully kisses you more when you wear the flavour he likes the most so that you'll wear that one.

Imagine having to tell him to stop licking the Chapstick off your lips cus you have to reapply it all the time and ur spending way more than anyone should on chapstick. And he's like

" :( but it tastes good."

then he gets an actual stomach ache cus he's eating too much Chapstick 💀💀

[rottenapplefae]

this isn't finished in more ways than one but I'm trying to get rid of my crippling fear of posting wip's so here's what I'm working on right now! I remembered the existence of Anne Hathway's "Twelfth Night" photoshoot that went viral on here a while ago and knew I had to do it with Willow

I'm also putting the sketch where I momentarily considered Boorman as the man just as a joke under the cut!

[despazito]

the most interesting part of the new contrapoints to me that i'm still processing as a bitchy feminist was the explanation she gave for the sheer prevalence of noncon in women's erotica. that it shouldn't be taken at all at face value, but rather its a very quick and efficient literary plot device for letting women engage in sex while maintaining their status of being spiritually chaste in a society that shames women who seek out and initiate sexual encounters and brands them as whores. of course my response is we should deconstruct the shame women feel around having sexual desires that can perhaps get freaky, but to date that was the most eye opening explanation i've heard on said kink being so common.

[smiggles]

Sorry to bitch but I have a huge pet peeve with people thinking tumblr is a "bad site" because when they switch from twitter to here they get "no traction" on their art

and its like. yeah DUH you just switched to a new platform. Do you expect to get 1k notes on all your stuff overnight? Do you NEED 1k notes? If art isnt your job why does it matter so much. IMO tumblr is so nice because your audience truly engages with you instead of silently hitting a like/retweet button. They comment here. They tag. They send you asks telling you how much they liked that piece or what you do Additionally I believe that, even if you posted here a long time and get no following, sometimes its just. Luck. And thats what it is on twitter too. Ive seen AMAAAAZING artists with only 100 followers and 2 consistent likes on their work despite posting constantly just because luck was not on their side. idk man. thats me being cranky

[captainbragd-personal]

Hey speaking of dungeon meshi, I think its really fucked up that the story brings up slavery Twice and just glosses over it. Esp when one of said mentions is pointing out that one of the characters OWNS another which makes all their interactions a whole lot less cute.

Anyway I hope Kuro skins Mickbell and makes a rug out of them.

[soulpunc]

the way all the mania haters are preemptively rejoicing over the rumors that fob8 will be a “return to their roots” and be more classic rock/punk or whatever makes me hope that fob8 is just ten straight hours of patrick’s mysterious ska music. just to fuck with them.

[quietwingsinthesky]

see my brain just doesn’t register the idea of anyone having a ‘one true love’ which is why the common fandom tropes of making canonical love interests terrible in order to justify why your ship is better always bugs the shit out of me. it feels like the only reason you would do that is if the idea of the characters in your ship having any other sort of romantic relationship that was important to them, even in the past, is a threat to their current one, therefore all their past relationships need to be demonized in order to make them ‘not real love’ so that they remain pure and chaste and ready for the True Love of the endgame ship.

[herrmitton]

akito protection and care squad!!!!!