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hatterstan-shameblog · 2 years

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one of these days netflix is gonna drop a s2 trailer and we're all gonna come popping out of our hibernation holes like little prarie dogs trying to get a bite of sunshine before the next dust bowl sets in

#'this post doesnt make any sense' honey what the hell kinda blog do you think youre following???#ive had a nearly 2-year-long crush on the weird pyramid scheme mass murderer hat salesman obvi im not capable of coherent thought #give me aguni in his post-divorce era rocking up in that black tank top like lady di in the revenge dress #give me niragi catching on fire for a second time and looking like the 'i hear hes selling chocolate' lady from spongebob #gimme arisu being an expert at foraging for food because quote 'ive played through breath of the wild 5 times im basically an expert'#gimme kuina being able to bite through concrete because her jaw is so strong from chewing on that straw all the time #or just. know. you dont gotta give me any of this stuff. any little sneak peek will do.

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