#jack horner x reader

[nernaucreature]

You..and Big Jack 😳🍰

(almost forgot to post it here srry)

Bonus

Cupcake part inspired on fic by @/cannibalistic.babies ig 💫

[agent-love-101]

could i perhaps request some jack horner x reader headcanons regarding their size difference? 🥴

>:) ask and you shall receive!!!

Jack Horner x Reader; Size Difference

he most definitely uses it to his advantage.

blocking your way in attempts to bother you, somehow sneaking up on you,

but i can also imagine him sizing you up by comparing you to himself.

like his hands creep onto your shoulders; it almost sends a chill down your spine. his hands practically engulf you.

he could easily overpower you, and he makes sure you know it.

however it does have its perks!

you're especially cute to him.

sometimes he'll brush his hand through your hair, straighten out your clothes, etc.

to him, you're absolutely harmless.

he most definitely sits you on his lap; why waste a seat?

[shubbzebubs]

Mr Horner really didn't expect a guest, at all. Yet he seems a lil flustered?

Btw here's the beast robe off version for my fellow Horners 😳👉👈 I rlly be drawing him like he belongs in a Soulsborne series hfnenfns

[restlesscrybaby]

☆ JACK HORNER NSFW ALPHABET! ☆

>> Here's my take on the NSFW alphabet!!

☆☆ WARNINGS -- NSFW, humiliation, degradation, praise, branding, semi-public sex, etc.

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A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) - He isn't too. Fond of aftercare. I mean, as an irredeemable monster, how could he care for anyone else? If anything, he'll run you a bath, let you soak in the bubbles, and yadda yadda.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) - Hmm.. He admires his belly and hands! I mean, he's very confident in his size. Just in general. But, his hands? He's got some monster hands! He knows how to use them too. He likes watching you squirm as he caresses your skin with the pads of his fingers ever so gently, as you tremble against the size of his hands. On you? He loveesss your legs and hips. Something about it drives him insane. When you wear heels, how it shows off your legs, the way your legs flex with every step you take, how confident your strides are. Oh, and the way your hips sway with every step you take. And, the way you use your hips to tease him without even knowing it. Grabbing your hips with his hands, teasingly rubbing your inner thighs, he loves it all.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) - Pssh. He hates making a mess with it. But, he also loves seeing you coated in the translucent mess of cream. Especially on your face. But, he hates to make a mess. He won't attempt to get it anywhere but on you, but he'd adore to cum inside. The idea you belong to him, drives him wild. And I mean, come on! Any sort of cum on his lover is a whole claiming thing! The way you lick it off your fingers when you scoop it up on your digits. If he happens to make a mess, such as it drips onto the floor, he prefers to make you clean it up. Especially in his boots. Pressing the end of his boot on the back of your head as you lap the sickeningly sweet drip off the floor. He loves it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) - He adores claiming. Not just any claiming.. He likes humiliating claiming. Like.. Branding. To press the symbol of himself into your lower belly, right where your uterus is. Just as a proof of claiming, he drools at the thought. Hickies drive him up a wall, and he loves when you claim him too. Where everybody can see that you belong to him and he belongs to you. Something about it makes him drool.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) - Oh, he's experienced. He has had many lovers, he's smart and confident with what he's doing. You can tell. The way his digits trace tediously against your body, how he seems to figure out right away all the good spots to hit, how he coos out to you how good you're doing, what a sweet slut you are. But he's not very experienced romantically.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) - Welll... He likes cowgirl and full Nelson. The way you whimper above him, as you attempt to pleasure him with sad whines escaping your lips. When he full Nelson's you, the way you let out whines of stuck desperation, squeaks erupting your words, his size making it easy to torment you like this. How pathetic you are beneath him. If you aren't too into Full Nelson? Doggystyle fits him just fine! Makes it easy to ball your hair up in his digits and pull, as you whine out for more against his cock!

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) - Oh he's serious. No doubt. If you crack a joke, he aggravatedly rolls his eyes and scoffs.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) - Hes well groomed. Very well-groomed. But, he has hair. Lots of it. He's trimmed well, the carpet matching the drapes. Chest hair, pubes, and a happy trail. But, its all so well-kept. It's not messy or too much.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) - Hes. Awkward with romance. He is good with the more sexual aspects, the more kinky ideals, but with romance ? Eeehhh... Hes.. not too good with it. He's awkward and fumbling over himself, but if you really wanted him too, he'd try. No matter how awkward he was.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) - Erm!! He prefers NOT to jack off as much. He tries to keep formal and not masturbate as much, but even he gives into his urges. When he does, he does it most often in his office, as he is usually NEVER home. He makes sure to lock the doors, say he's very busy and no one bother him, and he enjoys himself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) - Humiliation and degradation! And praise. He loves embarrassing you, watching your face flush and you whine as he fingers you over his lap at his desk, the fear of someone walking in. Even better is during a meeting, fingering you while no one knows. Oh, and degrading you. Calling you names as he pounds into you, oh and praising you when you're good. Calling you a good boy/girl. It drives him mad.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) - OF course, the bedroom. He's formal, but his office is the next best place if it's needed. Taking you on the desk, papers fluttering off, things rocking against it. Letting you ride him in his chair, the tacky stained-glass shining rays of colorful light against you two, something about fucking in the office was... Nice.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) - Hm. Just you in general! He's able to hold himself together, making sure to keep his composure strong. But your legs flex as you walk, your hips sway with every step, a small whine escaping your lips at the touch of something, your stockings, gloves, your eyelashes fluttering at him begging for anything. He adores it. But it drives him insane. And he wants to just take you wherever you guys are.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) - Ugh. Anything STRANGE STRANGE. Scat, piss, etc. He ESPECIALLY won't doing anything like sounding or anything. Weird shit. No, he won't use any weapons that could seriously hurt you. Such as baby unicorn horns.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) - He has a preference in giving, and he's GOOD at doing it. The way he slurps you up, taking in your taste with every slurp, hearing you let out mews of satisfaction as he indulges in your delicious taste. He knows the control he has over you with it especially. He loves receiving too, it boosts his ego as you slurp and whine about his cock, about the delicious taste of his pre-cum in your mouth. Gentle petting your hair as you slurp and hum against his cock.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) - Fast and rough all the way! He's sensual with the roughness however, but he's fast and rough. He has no time for slow.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) - He dislikes quickies. If they're needed, he'll do them every now and again. But, often, he likes to enjoy his time with you. Even if it's in his office. Even if it's for over an hour and people are in desperation for his attention due to issues. But he says not to bother him. And the doors locked.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) - Oh. Experimenting is so much fun! Risks are so fun too! Like fucking you against the stained-glass window, or keeping the door unlocked, not telling anybody to leave him alone. The scary possibility of being caught. He likes those risks. Or even experimenting with bondage, trying new ties or new toys.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) - Hes got a lot of stamina. Check the scene where he's fighting and not even breaking a sweat! He lasts a long time.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) - Oh, he 100% owns toys. He uses them, but not as often. He likes to take the control, he thinks toys are taking away the fun of doing it himself. But it's also fun to break you more with toys. Using whips and gags, and vibrators. He uses vibrators in your underwear, turning it on during things. Thats his favorite. He mainly uses them on you. If he uses any on himself, its for you. Mainly for him to use it against you.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) - A. LOT. He fucking LOVESSSS teasing. He fucking loves watching you squirm when he teases you. Whether it be gentle touches or licks against you, making you need him more. Or whether it be putting a hand on your inner thigh, unbuttoning his vest and undershirt to show off his chest just a little bit. To whisper in your ear, or gently trace his finger down the curve of your back. He fucking loves it. He likes seeing you need him.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) - He makes a lotttt of groans. He's quite vocal, it helps you tell if he likes it or not. He let's out soft huffs, whimpers between words as he pants them out.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) - He loves when you praise his body without even knowing it. How you caress his belly, kiss his biceps, lick along his shaft, rub his back, massage his shoulders, pat his legs, he adores when you gently touch his body. And he loves when you purposefully do it. Ego boost!

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) - Woah! He's got a lot of body hair! He's well trimmed tho! He's got a cock curvation going up, and he's relatively on the larger cock size due to his insane body size and height!

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) - Very high. NO further question. He's stressed often, so sex is a good relief! He's very... horny. Being so mad and stressed gives his sex drive a huge boost.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) - He falls asleep rather fast. Depending on the day. He snores loudly, letting you know he fell asleep just a bit after. But usually, you fall asleep first, and he finishes some stuff before heading right to bed.

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SURRY SOME THINGS ARE RUSHEEDDD ENJOYYY ILL REDO THIS EITH ANOTHER ONEEE!!

[bisexualdumbassvampires]

I saw you asking for prompts so I have decided to give you one

Jack cuddling the reader and the reader pretends to be asleep to listen to jack talk💜

Absolutely I can do that! 💜

GN!Reader x Jack Horner. Cuddles!

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Soft moments were rare with you and Jack.

Jack Horner wasn’t a soft man. His ego demanded that he remain unaffected by affection and kindness, even in front of you.

Which was why these tender moments, in the quiet sanctuary of his office, were so important to you. He’d had you sit on his lap while he worked and you’d cuddled into his chest, listening to him ramble passionately about pie sales and monthly income.

After a while your eyes slipped closed, and you noticed that Jack had gone silent. You didn’t open your eyes, you didn’t want to get up. His soft round belly was so warm and comfy, the rise and fall of his chest so soothing. After a few moments of hesitation, you felt Jack’s massive hand touch the small of your back.

You felt his gaze looking down at you, and he asked if you were asleep. You only nuzzled your cheek into his chest slightly and he signed contentedly, relaxing into his chair. He cradled you against him and after a bit he started to speak again. He spoke about how pretty you were, how happy you made him feel, things he would never say while he knew you could hear. You tried hard to hide your besotted smile, and keep your breathing steady.

Eventually you didn’t have to try anymore, and you really fell asleep, cradled safe and warm in Jack’s arms.

[cannedbabs]

Bite the Hand that Feeds Ch. 4 scene plan (maybe not the exact dialogue still fleshing it)

Sorry my heights are everywhere and atrocious ignore all the inconsistencies. Also look at me centering on a family photo instead of showing the entire rest of the house 😅

[picsani]

Yandere Jack Horner keeping your hair tie in his drawer 💜

Sometimes he plays with it while doing paper work.

You thought you simply lost it but,unknown to you,someone is taking good care of it.

Your little,insignificant hair tie is now his most valuable possession.

Maybe even more than all of his magic artifacts~

[bimmbeau]

(Insert Lyrics to Rick Astly’s Never Gonna Give You Up)

[gigglebox03]

“It was only a nursery rhyme…”

This is my first scenario. The reader is female and works as Jack’s assistant at the factory.

When Jack asked you to come into his office you weren’t expecting the pie man to become so vulnerable around you.

The serpent sisters had just left his office to find the map to the Wishing Star and as Jack’s assistant it was your job to fulfill his duties even if it meant putting your life at risk.

As you walked in you noticed Jack sitting at his desk with a cold yet almost sad expression on his face. He was filling out paperwork, writing fast and aggressively.

“Mr. Horner? You called for me?” You ask nervously, shifting your weight on one leg.

“Yes…I called for you.” He said quietly and a little soft which was unlike him. “I need you to do me favor and file these documents for me.”

“Ok. Is there anything else you need from me sir?” You were hoping Jack would maybe ask for some comfort or even vent about his problems as you could tell he wasn’t feeling alright.

“Did I stutter?” He asks threateningly.

“No….”

“Good now make with these documents as you should and grab me a pie while you’re at it” He says waving his hand as a way to dismiss you.

However before you walked out of those massive doors you turned around and walked up to Jack which caused him to raise a brow in confusion.

“Yes?” He asks annoyed.

“Mr. Horner, I know I’m only your assistant and I shouldn’t be asking you this but….is everything ok? Ever since the Serpent Sisters left you seem upset…” You say with concern in your voice.

“I’m fine, ok?!” He snaps suddenly. “It’s not your job to care about me or my feelings! Your job is to file these documents like I told you to!”

“Mr. Horner, please….I just…it’s hard seeing you like this…Im not wanting anything in return I just….want to see you happy…”

For some odd reason your comment shocked Jack. His expression changed from rage to confusion. Why would anyone care about his happiness? Was she trying to get something out of him? Maybe blackmail? He didn’t understand but the thought of her actually caring about his feelings, his happiness, made his heart flutter.

“What? I don’t understand. Why do you care??” He asks confused.

“Because you’re my boss and as your assistant it’s my job to fulfill your duties and desires…including your happiness.” You say with a soft yet shy smile.

Jack stares at you in disbelief and a bit of disgust as of how cheesy you just sounded but his heart said otherwise. The big man sighs and looks up at you with a defeated expression.

“They um….they brought up my past…” Was all Jack said.

“What about it?” You ask softly.

“Nothing just…my nursery rhyme…” He says with a hint of sadness in his eyes.

You felt sorry for him. Even if he was a cold hearted villain he was still capable of having feelings. You place your hand on his large one which caught him off guard.

“It’s ok…even you were a nursery rhyme I still think you’re a great, powerful boss. I mean how many can say they’ve collected over 100 magical artifacts and own the world’s largest pie business?” You say smiling which Jack just moves his hand away from yours. He wasn’t the type for affection…even if he secretly wanted it.

You sigh and get up from your seat, making your towards the door.

“I’ll get your documents filed and your pie while I’m at it…” You say a little disappointed however just before you walk out of his office you turn to look at him with a shy smile.

“And Mr. Horner?”

He looks up at you waiting for a response, his face now annoyed.

“I think you’re a pretty cute nursery rhyme…” You say blushing before walking out of his office, leaving the pie man dumbfounded and a blushing mess.

Hope you guys enjoyed this! This was my first time actually writing out a scenario for Jack so I’m nervous to see how others respond to this 😅 If you have any suggestions please let me know!

[gui-mauves]

I AM VERY SORRY TO ALL MY FOLLOWERS

(EXCEPT FOR YOU🫵 JACK HORNER ENJOYERS)

Here's a fucking meal for you bitches

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[agent-love-101]

mayhaps some jack horner headcanons about cuddling or other kinds of soft loving touches? 🥺

oh so cute!!! 🥺 lets see what i can do!!

Jack Horner x Reader; Physical Affection

i think he likes to be big spoon (this works especially well with my headcanon that he sometimes cuddles a decorative pillow to get himself to sleep faster)

however there will come moments where he doesn't mind if you cuddle his side as he lays on his back, or you both cuddle each other, facing each other.

if you're neurodivergent and/or just enjoy pressure on you, i can imagine he will just. lay his arm across your torso. its not UNBEARABLY heavy, just that perfect amount of pressure... <3

i think he like to caress you with his thumbs. your face, your hands, etc.

(this headcanon is from @madamerebloger !!) he over exaggerates the "mwah!" when he kisses you. i think that headcanon is so cute i had to add it here!!

i think he kisses in more uncommon places. like your shoulders, your collarbone, your wrists, and your knuckles.

he'll hold your face easily with one hand whereas you have to hold his with two. its so soft but i always imagine it being kind of cold? i think thats just because of how Rosey his cheeks are, so i'm fine if you think its warm too, i'm not picky when it comes to that stuff <3

he likes when you hug his side, under neath his long coat. makes you two feel closer.

if he has had an AWFUL day, he may either want to sit you in his lap and hug you firmly (a good kind of firmness!!)...

or lay his head in your lap as you caress his face, and pet his hair, listening to him rant (warning he will spring up in anger every now and then if he's telling a story.)

[jackhornersimp]

"I fucking hate talking fairy tail animals...."

Here he is!!!! I hope y'all love it as it took me a week to finish....

[restlesscrybaby]

What do you think about Jack Horner private life? Like having a wife and kids for example.

☆ JACK HORNER HEADCANONS. ☆

♡ PRIVATE LIFE. ♡

《 ⚠️ CONTENT WARNING ! ⚠️ 》 - None.

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Well, let's dive into this!

He's a very mysterious man, lots about him are unknown, he keeps his private life. Very private.

( in my personal opinion ) He dislikes kids. He made sure in his past experiences to never get someone pregnant. Through his past lovers and flings, he was 100% safe.

He couldn't imagine having kids of his own.

He never truly was in a relationship with someone, no girlfriend or boyfriend. No wife or husband. He's awkward with love, stumbling over himself when it comes to romance.

And his harsh and mean attitude seems to push people away, but he doesn't need people!

He doesn't have much to share of his private life,

He has some good friends, commonly business partners. He enjoys going out to eat with them every now and again, but it is.. commonly about business.

Oh, I mean. With you, the reader?

When dating you, he's very careful what he shares to people about you.

He wishes to show you off,

But the wrong people would try to get back at him with you.

And he won't let you get hurt.

But he does have some things he does nobody else knows of.

He adores widower robes, commonly wearing them around the house on days off or when he can relax. He also loves bubble baths.

On days off, he likes to indulge in bubble baths. Very hot baths, let alone. Like. Might as well cook him. He has a glass of wine with him, and he does face masks while in these baths.

Self care days are important in his life.

How do you think he looks so good?

He's not too open with his sexuality, but he has had some men lovers in the past.

He did have a girlfriend in the past,

Didn't work so well.

He doesn't like to talk about it,

Same for the ex-boyfriend.

Both ended on terrible notes.

Nothing he flinches about! He's too good for them anyway!

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SURRY IF THIS ISNT WHAT YOU EXPECTED!!

I'm not too sure how wide we are considering 'private life'!!

I'll redo this soon ^^!!

[bisexualdumbassvampires]

Jack Horner deserved that wish. Not because he was a good person or did anything remotely deserving of a wish, but because I liked him, and I wanted him to get it.

[cannedbabs]

what would it take for jack to genuinely be romantically interested in someone/what is he like in said relationship?

Really getting me out of my comfort zone with this one!! Jack strikes me as very anti.. romance. No lovey dovey!! But if I were to write romantic Jack.. 👀

•It would definitely be a LONG process. It would take so excruciatingly long that it would be more beneficial to just give up. Though, if you didn’t? He’s sort of a tough cookie and a dismissive lovey. He’ll always make it seem like he doesn’t want to do soft gestures (“Augh, since you’re insisting!” When You didn’t say anything) but he’ll do it anyways.

•Its small gestures with him. No fancy kisses up your arm sort of deal, but its always walking behind you instead of overcompensating and leading the way like the macho man he is. He keeps a hand on the small of your back, even in public, and holds open doors for you and allows you in first.

•One other major/minor thing is that he leans down when talking to you or listening. He towers over everyone, and always makes himself as big as can be, but he takes that small moment to make himself “little” again.

•Not to mention, he shares! He considers you often, and even if that is only a few times daily. He takes a bite of a pastry, and gives You the rest. That, or he cuts a piece of a pie and gives you the first slice.

•He takes time to fix your ties, bows, straightens your jackets, smooths out wrinkles in your shirts, fixes your buttons… Its ALL small acts. He even puts up your hair if you ask!

•As a major thing, he will protect you. This man can take a grenade and be fine, so much like the bears at goldi, he will bear hug you and tuck you against his chest as his back got the onslaught of whatever-the-fuck-fits-this-scenario

EDIT: I had smth At the end here but it deleted RAHH! BASICALLY IT WAS JUST SUPER CHALLENGING!! Putting soft romantic ideas into him is very difficult </3 but it pays off and is actually rly cute to think about 🥺