#jackass thoughts

[the-mad-prince-of-denmark]

Can’t decide what’s funnier- Benoit Blanc meeting his husband during a high stakes murder mystery or Benoit Blanc meeting his husband at like, the grocery store

[godsworstson]

bam and jimmy slapping the shit out of each other

[abellmunsonmovie]

I feel like if Eddie was alive in the late 90s and early 2000s he’d love Jackass. Also like what if Corroded Coffin got famous or whatever and they were a special guest on there?!?!

“Hey my names, Johnny Knoxville, welcome to Jackass!” -Eddie before cutting to wee man getting shot out of a canon

[fowlblue]

hail to the king, baby

(i love this terrible man)

[dunnsbeard]

No thoughts just this silver fox 🪩

[beatcroc]

what kind of frivolity would you engage in, mecha?

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[jackassbrainrot]

reader who’s kind of like pamela anderson😳? popular for being a bombshell and her style and also just happens to be one of the cuntiest members of jackass

a/n: I have to many thoughts to make it into a cohesive fic sorry but!! got about a million hcs for you! hope you like em! she is everything I want to be

bombshell jackass member!!

you met spike while you were working on a movie together

you became friends quickly and started hanging out outside of work

he told you about a new tv show he was working on, asking you if you'd like to be involved in a few skits

of course you said yes

as soon as you walk on set, all eyes are on you

everyone starts bombarding spike with questions

"what's she doing here?" "how'd you get her to agree to this?" "she's out of our budget!"

the initial shock is quickly replaced by their shock at how willing you are to try any stunt

tremaine loves how much footage he's getting out of you

"I think we have a new main star"

knoxville doesn't even get offended, just scared that you're going to die as you step on a skateboard. in heels. blindfolded.

you get absolutely destroyed the first time you try that

they all think they just killed the fucking movie star

but you get up, laughing your ass off

"I HAVE to try that again!"

the guys are both scared and kind of turned on by you

the media is even more scared and turned on

everyone being confused as to why an accomplished actress is running around pulling pranks on random people

soooo many headlines

being besties with stephanie !!

and hating that you became "the jackass girl" without her after her injury

doing gnarly tricks in full glam

being the best and worst role model for young girls

showing that you can be both feminine and badass but also influencing them to do dumb shit

always outshining the guys at premiers and parties

the guys being really protective of you whenever interviewers are being sexist

you still do other movies and shows but you always come back to your little band of idiots

they're like your guard dogs

who needs a bodyguard when you have a bunch of professional idiots that don't mind getting hurt around you all the time

[coxvillepussyweed]

WHY DO THEY SOUND THE SAME LMAO. Spot the difference voice edition: that one hot vampire from twilight vs bam

[jackassnews]

idk anything about this guy

[fujii-draws]

(Wants to post a REALLY fucked up drawing regarding Ribbons and Dusknoir i did a month back) (But it requires a context drawing which is ALSO finished and is meant to add a lot more context to make the former drawing hit harder) (but even THAT REQUIRES CONTEXT BUT THE 10 POST LIMIT-)

[askaceattorney]

Dear Thephoenixxm,

Excuse me, but my real Daddy was a great Daddy! Just because he had to leave me behind, that doesn't make him a terrible Daddy!

Sometimes, bad things happen and you have to make sacrifices to keep your family safe. That doesn't make them terrible. Had he not left me with my current Daddy, I'd have been living on the streets or taken to some broken Foster Care System.

Also, who says I can't be a magician and a lawyer? I can be both, because I have two great Daddies!

- Trucy Wright

[godsworstson]

no thoughts just knoxville's arms

[0rb0t]

tumblr is the website where your bullies will say the biggest lies about you, but if you retaliate in any way, they're like "omgggg that's meannnn u can't do that :( :( :(" and it always makes me roll my eyes that it works

[frothingatthemaw]

who wants to make out with me and watch jackass

[cherrybugbite]

in jackass forever in the silence of the lambs bit when they shut out all the lights and everyone’s panicking and preston just goes “goddamn” 😭

[pilferingapples]

I feel like the real philosophical divide on that robot/clone poll is between the people having some sort of existential identity crisis about free will and Selfhood and so on, and those of us looking at our mortal shell and going 'who would build THIS on purpose'