#jackin it

[idonutcareforyou]

Call me pepper the way I Jack it

[faint-kitten]

So Chatterbate ads on pornhub have started using the same song as a streamer's hydrate redeem. Its a redeem where they play a sexy song and drink water while moaning music plays. Um. It's the exact same song. So Now I can't even search for porn without picturing in my mind, their face slowly sliding in close to mine, till their chin is on my shoulder, glancing down, our faces illuminated by nothing but the screen, as they quietly whisper: "Yo, you jackin it faint? You jackin it? What you jackin to faint? You jackin it? You jackin it? What you watching? You jackin it faint? You jackin?"

[choccy-milky]

seb giving clora some hugs from behind😇😇 ((inspired by chap 32 of my fic👀💕)) 🔞NSFW!!🔞 [twitter] [poipiku]

[tummysmoocher]

Imagining him sitting on a couch under me, moaning and trying to stifle burps. He can ask me to stop but he keeps eating anyway, taking everything I put in front of his mouth. His shirt is pulled up and resting on his bloated tummy, his jeans undone and framing his lower belly perfectly. Weakly letting his head fall back as he rubs his stomach with one hand and runs the other through his hair. How I would get on my knees between his thighs just to kiss his belly everywhere, pulling little whines and gasps from his lips, my teeth nipping at the soft spot of underbelly below his navel. Enough to drive me crazy.

[shiftythrifting]

[vomitingstars]

How the SWWSDJ Characters take Nudes pt.1

Jack

Imagine you got Jack a little phone. Nothing crazy advanced but a little something to help introduce him to modern technology

His nudes have an Innocent yet sexy vibe

It's always him doing some sort of activity and uh oh! Nip slip!

Imagine he's baking your birthday cake and sends a pic of him licking icing off his thumb

Did I mention he's only wearing an apron? (Aside from his gloves of course!)

Sends you spicy pics when you're away and he wants your attention. Like a fisherman using lure

Shaun

Can and will alternate between seriously sexy and grievously goofy

Would only take a dick pic as a joke

Somehow managed to do a handstand in a dimly lit room with sunglasses on and his gooch on display.

Serious nudes are atmospheric and alluring

This guy can make you feel small and dominated with his eyes alone

Ian

Sending nudes isn't really his thing

He's tried it a few times but it's more sexy in a "What a cute dork! I'm gonna ruin him!" kind of way

Will send nudes only if you request them

You wont get to see anything from the waist down. He wants to leave something to the imagination

Always has one hand covering his tits. Don't ask why

Always has the best lighting

[choilproductions]

first time drawing slayer am i doing it right

[jjunieworld]

it’s time for a fic layout change…

[dacryphil1a]

men will just jerk off on their own time and then not offer to let you watch like how is that fair!!! maybe i wanna sit on my knees in front of you while you do maybe i wanna kiss the tip a little bit!!!!! maybe i wanna know how much i turn you on!!! didn't even consider my feelings >:(

[spinthetags]

SOUTH PARK MARCH MADNESS! ROUND 3, MATCHUP 3:

Happy voting! May the best song win!

[victusinveritas]

[powderblueblood]

Talk to me more about eddie getting his dick out online please and thank you

to be so fucking for real eddie munson does not have the patience or I believe attention span or actually even stamina to Film Adult Content for Internet Usage (very much tried one time but then just jerked off to completion before he realized he never hit record and actually maybe in hindsight it was better that he didn’t do that) but he would be on chatroulette and need very little prompting to get his dick out unfortunately. Or fortunately, depends on the audience

[votemattrey]

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[hypoel]

girl are you beef cause im stroganoff

[someguyiguess]

wonder what jackin off drunk is like time to find out

[todayisafridaynight]

Yo in the Yakuza world who would get an only fans? male and female please.

shinada and adachi absolutely are subscribers. shinada's excuse is that he can write a report on the modern era's sex-worker culture, adachi's just an earnest enjoyer of gals.

i feel like on a whim nanba would get an onlyfans but after like. a day or two would be over it and/or he might start pitying himself and will try to act like it never happened

i don't think ichi would get one for self-gratifying purposes, but he'd probably be interested in the concept of it at least: he knows about the sex worker industry from the 80's-90's, so it'd prob be like a Oh That's An Interesting Turn kind of deal for him to look into it

rina (YK1 hostess) might have an OF she posts to but she prob only ever borders on showing full nudity. she def likes watching other girls tho

and uhhhhh thats it on my rgg x onlyfans takes LMAO ???? everyone else is too busy being depressed and traumatized to get their rocks off. or asexual idk