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dragoonbutched · 9 months
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Yang and Ruby: Haply Dad's Day, Dad! *hands him a pun-jacket*
Tai: Thanks Kiddos! You're sure thread this all the way to my heart! *group hug*
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Penny: Happy Father's Day, Doctor! Here's some new glasses *hands him googly glasses*
Pietro: Awww! Thank you, Penny *both hug*
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Blake: Happy Father's Day, Dad...*hugs Ghira*
Ghira: I love you too, Blake. *hugs back*
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Weiss, Winter, and Whitney: Father...
Jacque:...Children...
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Marcus and Mercury:
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clarablightt · 11 months
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me, watching v8: wow, Ironwood has really lost it! he’s tearing this kingdom apart!
Ironwood: *kills Jacque Schnee*
me: y’know i’ve supported Ironwood every step of the way i voted for that guy!
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bobauthorman · 6 months
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The Iron Wizard
I was just thinking. You know how the narrative diverted us from Ironwood's more negative traits by constantly using Jacques Schnee as a foil? That we were so busy cheering to see the weaselly rich jerk getting shot down that we didn't pay much attention to the smug, bullying dictator in the making?
I can't help but wonder if we're not making the same mistake with Oz...
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rwbythroughtheyears · 2 years
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RWBY - Slap
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~family complications part one~
Pluto stood behind the wall around the corner of the office nervous. This was the first time he's meeting whitley's family and already he could tell..it's not going to end pretty
Jaques pouring whine for himself while facing away from whitley; tell me whitley your..Partner is it a female?
Whitley; well..no not exactly he's-
Jaques; * frozes*... did..you say ...' he ' ?
From Jaques reaction Pluto can hear whitley gulp nervously " Monty oum...alright whitley my turn"
Just as the two were about to argue Pluto walked in..shape shifted into a female; hey there Mr Jaques. Apologies for the interruption I couldn't help but hear you boys arguing over me like some petty crush
Whitley eyes widen shifted uncomfortable like as Pluto held his hand. He whisper softly; the hell are you doing Plu?
Pluto smile and whisper back; trust me..I know what I'm doing
Whitley angrily whispering; dude no-
Jaques; * blah blah sexist comments blah blah homophobic comments blah blah talks shit about Pluto's family blah blah*
Pluto; wait for it....wait for it
Whitley stood there worriedly trying to pull Pluto away
Finally...the trap pluto waited for came
Jaques; and those pitiful rodents are just...vermin. pathetic disgusting vermin are those faunuses....don't you agree Pluto?
Pluto smirk. Whitley sigh and let go of his hand and hold his arms up; yep...go all out hahe fun father
Jaques looked confused as he jump seeing how Pluto actually looks; A MALE!?
Pluto; yeah that's right mr schnee and I got some SPECIAL WORDS for your homophobic, racist sexist ass. Like how do I think about my parents? Simple Mercury Black may have made questionable choices but he's mended his ways while my mother Anthony Kurosaki that's riight mercury is married to the prince of the underworld AND a kitsune faunus my mother saved this God forsaken planet and took down both gods making him the new God. He saw what this world could be and no matter how many times he got down he got right back up because he saw redemption. Now as for me; yeah I maybe a demigod that took after BOTH of my parents by looks but im nothing like them instead of abandoning the ones I care about like mom did I stayed by whitley because I'm THAT in love with him
Whitley ended up smiling lovingly while blushing softly hearing that
Pluto continue his little rant making Jaques standing back eventually grabbing a cross " ...really? You do understand these" he took the cross from Jaques " don't work right?? Typical selfish rich man thinks he can take anything I almost feel bad for willow but not as bad as the harm you put on your own kids. Wake up asshole you're missing out." Pluto growl then sigh " cmon whitley " he took his lovers hand " ready to get out of here?" Whitley thought about the question and nodded happily
Jaques eyes widen " where do you think you're going boy!?" His eyes were full of fury
Whitley smirk smugly " ih right you don't know..I closed down the company and set the faunus free. I'm moving out to be with Pluto "
" WHAT!?" Jaques yelled
Pluto frown sarcastically " huh must be deaf...pitty" then lead him out
Whitley smiled at klien thanking him for taking care of him over the years " oh don't thank me my boy, in a way you and your siblings were like children to me.." the butler smiled. Pluto look at him and wrote his number and address down " if you ever want to visit or need a new job ..there's always a opening at this restaurant I'm opening up" Pluto smile. Klien smiled happily " I'll keep you in mind"
That night not only was whitley freed from his father but he began to live through a brighter future, and this time..he's not alone.
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toaarcan · 3 months
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I got RWBY and the Atlas arc on the brain again and I just want to throw some more praise at CRWBY for how they used Jacques in this arc.
They prime us to hate his guts before we even meet him. Everything Weiss has told us about her home life, and everything Blake has said about the SDC indicates to the audience that Jacques is an abusive, controlling, racist shitheel. We know he's awful before we ever see him.
So in these scenes they set him against Ironwood, a character who we're familiar with and came across as dodgy but ultimately on the side of the angels in his past appearances. Ironwood is one of the only two people in all of V4 who is actually supportive of Weiss, and he stands up to the antagonist of her arc every time they interact.
And then we get to V7, and slowly, gradually, it becomes apparent that most of Jacques' interactions with Ironwood are a giant case of "Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made a Great Point." He's frequently right for the wrong reasons (I.E. calling out Jimmy for closing the borders, not because unity in the wake of the Fall of Beacon is important, but because it's hurting his profit margins), but he's consistently one of the characters who calls Ironwood out the most for his fascistic shit.
But because we know he's Jacques and he's awful (and he is awful, this is not a Jacques Schnee Defence Post), the writers are able to bury that a little until all the pieces fall into place in Volume 7.
I could probably write a full-on essay about how good Ironwood's descent into tyranny is, and the role that the villains play in it, because this show is so fucking good when the writers get to cook. Maybe I will at some point.
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fillmargarin · 4 months
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Weiss won
And not only figure skating competitions
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erros429 · 6 months
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been a hot second since i made one of these but here’s rwby textpost memes pt37!!!
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arc-misadventures · 9 days
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Heavens Newest Angel
Nora: Why! (Sobbing uncontrollably)
Ren: Why must the good always die so young…?
Weiss: I’ll never get to hear him call me, Snow Angel again…
Oscar: Big bro…
Yang: My blond bro… he’s gone…
Blake: My threesome fantasies… They’re all over now… all over…
Ruby: (Sniff)
Ruby: I know… I know we are all saddened by the loss of our dear… dear friend, Jaune Arc. But, we should rejoice in the life he lived, and the actions he took within this life. His self sacrifice saved all of us. Saved the word! We should celebrate in his nobleness that he would do all these things to save us, and the world!
Ruby: We lost our golden haired angel, but heaven gained a new one! An angel that shines above all others! And, from up on high he is smiling at us, smiling at a job well done. He is smiling down upon us. He is smiling… s-smiling…
Ruby, then felt tears falling down uncontrollably down her face as her friends rushed over to console their grief stricken friend.
It was a sad day for them, one that they would all remember. But, they knew there was a new angel up above, smiling down on them.
And, that was all the comfort their grieving hearts needed.
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Meanwhile in hell.
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The Gates of Hell blew open as an irate blond steps through.
Jaune: Haaaa…
Jaune:
WHERE THE FUCK IS, JACQUES SCHNEE?!!!
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I thought I already did something like this before.
But, apparently I did not.
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hadesisqueer · 1 year
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Part II because istg this guy
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inverseaxolotl · 8 months
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i hereby present, devoid of any context, a number of emotes i've drawn for my friend's discord server, to be freely distributed (christ)
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zexapher · 26 days
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A Schnee Knows to Make Wise Investments
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And Weiss is more than happy to follow through. Happy birthday, Jaune!
That said, let’s be honest here, Klein was always Weiss’ true father figure. And then came Jaune. Jacques may have been Weiss’ father, but he certainly wasn’t her daddy. Weiss and Jaune have really come so far. Amazing that their relationship is really budding now, let alone that this is actually plausible dialogue.
This meme was inspired by and adapted from a post on reddit by u/MalloYallow and the subsequent comments by u/Akumu_Oukoku and u/WeakLandscape2595 which may be found here. Cheers to them for being such fun people!
I quite enjoyed putting together panel 3 for this one, especially redrawing Jaune’s arms after cutting Ren and Yang out of the image he came from. It really shows the progress I’m making in improving my editing, since it was so much quicker and easier than that time I redrew Jaune's arms for the Therapist Ozpin meme I made like 9 months ago.
Anyway, hope you all enjoy!
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freckled-lili · 4 months
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I was lookin' at this painting of a younger Jacques Schnee, mainly the pencil mustache, and thought, "Why does he look so familiar? I swear I've seen someone that looked kinda like him."
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And then I realized he kind of looks like the capitalist guys Mr. House from Fallout: New Vegas and Andrew Ryan from Bioshock.
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Which then reminded me of that one Tumblr post that showed how almost all capitalist villains bear a similar appearance to Walt Disney.
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Which then made me remember what Walt Disney's very first full-length animated movie was:
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notmaplemable · 4 months
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The Arrangement: Part 1 - Betrothal
Papa Arc: Son, I need to talk to you.
Jaune: Yeah, dad?
Papa Arc: *Sits down on Jaune's bed, as dads do* Now son, you're single right?
Jaune: ...Yeah.
Papa Arc: Good, cause you're getting married in two months.
Jaune: ...What!?
Papa Arc: Don't worry, she's a nice gal, or so I've been told. Real pretty too. You want to see a picture?
Jaune: I'm not freaking out about her being nice or not! What do you mean I'm getting-
Papa Arc: *Shoves a picture of Weiss in Jaune's face*
Jaune: ...
Papa Arc: So?
Jaune: Mom said it was okay?
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Jacques: Weiss, come here.
Weiss: Yes, father.
Jacques: I'm going to be blunt with you. I got a little drunk last night and made some decisions I shouldn't have.
Weiss: ...
Jacques: And one of those mistakes was betting your hand in marriage with an old colleague of mine. And unfortunately I was unable to win that bet.
Weiss: ...That's a... hilarious joke father.
Jacques: Jokes are for the poor. Your flight to Vale leaves tomorrow at noon. If you aren't on it you will regret it.
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novankenn · 3 months
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You Don't OWN ME!
Jacques Schnee had come to Beacon on a mission. The being a huntress foolishness of Weiss was going to end, and he was here to bring her back to Atlas, back to the SDC. It was time for her to be the figure head of the family's company. Stepping off his private bullhead, he saw Weiss standing a little distance off, obviously waiting for his arrival.
Jacques: Weiss.
Weiss: Father? Wh... what are you doing here?
Jacques: Don't stutter, it is unbecoming of one of your station.
Weiss: My apologies father.
Jacques: As for why I am here. I have come to fetch you. There has been enough of this Huntress foolishness.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: Go pack you things. You are coming with me back to Atlas.
Weiss: Excuse me?
Jacques: I will not be repeating myself. Now hurry.
Weiss: Ah... no.
Jacques: What did you just say?
Weiss: I said no. I am staying here, I am staying with my friends, and I am continuing with my training.
Jacques: I SAID you are coming back to Atlas There is NO discussion!
Weiss: I said no.
Jacques: You are my child, and you will do as you are told!
Weiss: No.
As Weiss was standing her ground a public bullhead landed, allowing Jaune Arc and Pyrrha Nikos to disembark. The pair saw Weiss, and proceeded to walk over to see what was going on.
Jacques: This is the LAST time I am telling you. Go and pack. You are returning to Atlas with me.
Weiss: No I am not. I am staying here.
Jaune: Weiss is everything okay?
Pyrrha: Is this man bothering you?
Jacques: This is a family matter. It is of no concern of either of you.
Weiss: Yes it does concern them.
Jacques: It does not. Now, go get your things, or we will be leaving without them.
Weiss: You don't own me...
Jacques: You are my...
Weiss: They OWN me!
Jacques chokes on his own spit as Weiss grabs Jaune and Pyrrha's hands. Weiss: (Giving her father a sinister grin) Father... this is Pyrrha Nikos and Jaune Arc... my fiancees
Jacques: (Choking) WH...WH... WHAT!?!
Weiss: Don't stutter father, it's unbecoming. Oh, Pyrrha?
Pyrrha: Yes?
Weiss: I think it's time.
Pyrrha: Really? This soon?
Jaune: Time? Time for what?
Weiss: You think we can do it?
Pyrrha: Between the pair of us, easily.
Jaune: What are you guys going on about?
Jacques: En... Enough of these games! Weiss...
Weiss: Oh this is not a game... father...
Jaune: I'm confused.
Pyrrha: (Kissing Jaune's cheek) Don't you worry, sweetie... it'll all make sense when we start.
Jaune: Now I'm even more confused.
Weiss: I'm sorry you came all this way for nothing, father... but if you had BOTHERED to contact me you would have found out that I am going to stop training as a huntress...
Jacques/ Jaune: Huh?
Weiss: And become a full time stay at home mom.
Jaune: WHAT?!?
Jacques: Urk... (grabs at his chest and grows pale)
Pyrrha: Let's go back to the dorm Jaune... we have a record to break.
Jaune: Oh god...
Weiss: Should we just break it together... or...
Pyrrha: Or?
Weiss: Each do it separately?
Pyrrha: Ohhhh.... I like that idea!
Jacques: Urk... Ack... Ahh... gaa... (collapses to the ground)
Pyrrha moves around to Jaune's other side, and with Weiss they start dragging Jaune away.
Jaune: God help me!
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