#jaida the essence of beauty hall

[theluxmethyd]

[purplejan]

she's unreal i swear

photos by: @/mamahotdog in ig

[textbooklesbian]

thankful for this tour content already

[dynashea]

I need to talk about this

[sexynetra]

here are some jaida pictures for u today :) <3<3

You are my favorite person on this website and maybe in the world LOOK AT HER I could cry for real

[jinkxndela]

Them💙 x

[a-little-gay-identity-crisis]

Me🤝Jaida

us trying to figure out who Monet fucked but not to be intrusive…

just for research

[matcha-green-bear]

You in that Sweater🌿

pairing: nonidol!yunho x f!reader

genre: smut, fluff, romance, established relationship

word count: 13k

summary: Yunho can’t get enough of you in his sweater and some knee high socks🫣

warnings: massive size kink, praise kink, unprotected sex (aye rap it up, you know better!), big dick yunho, Yunho (honestly he needs a warning in itself) 

a/n: As the icon Jaida Essence Hall says “Look over there!” Please be kind! This is my first smut fic!! I had so much fun writing this🤭 @hwaightme​ LOOK! I finished it! Thank you my love for your words of encouragement and Yunho inspo!! They worked wonders🫠💛 

   Yunho sighed out of releaf, as his taxi finally dropped him off at your shared apartment. He's been gone on a two day business trip and needed to be blessed in your presence. It was very early in the morning, so you'd probably be sleeping, so he took extra care in opening the front door quietly. As he stood in the entryway with his suitcase, he heard small footsteps padding over, but what he saw shook him to his core. There you were in your thigh-high socks and wearing his sweater that swallowed you up tastefully. Heat rushing straight to his face and crotch. His sweater was massive on you and draping over your delicate shoulders, cuddled in the fuzzy garment. Your small figure, so overwhelmed by his clothes and those thigh highs squeezing your beautiful thighs, slightly overflowing at the top. What took him out, though, was seeing his sweater sleeves too long for you making sweater-paws and you rubbing the sleep out of your eyes with them, not noticing that he was in front of you with a raging hard on.

   You truly looked angelic and so delicate and cute but so delicately indecent. Yunho was on the brink of just taking you right here on the floor, but he remained in control. You lift your eyes having to blink and rub your eyes some more because you swear you see Yunho at the door? But then you realize yes, that is Yunho! He swears he saw it click when you realized he was really in front of you. "YUNNIE!" You ran and jumped into his arms, wrapping your legs around his waist. Yunho's' hands automatically grabbed your plush butt to keep you up, slipping under his sweater you have on feeling that you are only wearing undies underneath. "Mmmm, did you sleep in my sweater, my love?" Maybe it's because his been gone, but his voice was definitely deeper than usual and sultry. It sent shivers down your spine. "I did. Was that okay, Yun?" He dipped his head into the crook of your neck, peppering sweet kisses up and down your neck and all over your exposed collar bone.

   Yunho felt the vibrations of your voice, but as soon as he heard that yes, you did sleep in his sweater, his mind went to the gutter. Wondering and imagining how his sweater would ride up as you slept, clinging to your figure yet revealing your soft stomach and that provocative exposed skin of your thighs. Imagining how it would look bunched up, exposing your breasts and underwear. Yunho felt his pants getting tighter by the second. Clearly, he didn't quite hear you. He seems too preoccupied with peppering your neck with kisses getting heated and steamy, so you repeat yourself. "Y-Yun, love, was that okay!?" He looks at you in the eyes, pupils blown out with lust. "More than okay, my love." He spun around placing your back flush against the wall, hands moved from your ass to squeezing your thighs, head back in your neck. Sweet kisses turned to nipping and biting love marks all up and down your neck to collar bone, licking his work when he deems them finished. Yunho moved his tongue up to your ear, nipping at your lobe as he whispers, "I missed you, and I really need you right now." He juts his hips against your core, feeling just how hard he is. A disheveled mess you are at this point you try your best to make your words coherent. "n-need y-you too yu-un." Yunho passionately kissed you, lifting your back off the wall. Slowly making his way to your shared bedroom all from memory while kissing you. Lightly tossing you on the bed, and you giggle as he roughly shoves up the sweater “keep it on for me, love?” he moans while kissing you, hand traveling up your thigh. You were laying there, hypnotized with his hot tongue worshipping your lips, "haven't even touched you where you want me pretty and you are already a mess for me." You reach your sweater-paws grabbing onto Yunho's shirt,"want o-off, " "already giving demands, how cute." Yunho takes off his shirt, but before you get a chance to touch, he has your hands pinned above your head. "Impatient too, my my, aren't you a handful this morning." Your hearts were beating at the same, content rhythm of two people madly in love.

   His hand on your thigh traveled up “Pretty little love,” he whispered, you whimpered, from his words and his actions.Yunho wasn’t sure he had ever felt so turned on in his entire life. His fingers finally circling your already soaked cunt, pulling down and discarding your panties somewhere in the room to be found later. His two long fingers plunge into your cunt, curling and sliding in and out as you mewl in arousal. His thumb gently strokes your clit, eliciting lewd whimpers as you grasp at nothing trying to ground yourself only to keep grabbing at the sweater sleeves. Your legs begin to clamp together from the immense pleasure, but before they get a chance to close with his free hand he pries open your legs and puts one over his shoulder. Having you spread out so prettily, practically making him go wild. "AH-H Y-YUN!" You cry as you reach your high. Gasping breathlessly as the pressure releases, juices drenching his hand as your orgasm washes over you. "You did so well for me, my love. So perfect." Yunho mumbles as he moves the sweater farther up your body exposing your braless chest, soft licks and bites trailing up over your chest. Yunho's voice deep and low asks in between kisses and bites, "You good for another round, pretty?" A small yes being all he needs. Letting go of your hands Yunho takes off the rest of his clothes, being his pants and underwear. You still being taken aback by his sheer size, Yunho slowly sheathing himself in your warmth. Taking extra care to not push his massive length in your slick cunt. Resisting the excruciating urge to take you how he pleases. Finally bottoming out his moans alone making you quiver and dazed. “You’re taking me so well. So good for me.” taking your still sweater clad hand in his with a gasp Yunho starts to slowly thrust into your tight cunt, feeling his overwhelmingly large dick deep inside you, making all the air leave your lungs in a high pitched moan "YUNNIE!" Expertly hitting your sweet spot without fail. His groans being drowned out by your sweet symphony.

   Euphoric pleasure taking over your senses, you are slapped back into reality when Yunho starts to move faster. Biting down on your shoulder sends you even more ecstasy, fucked to pure bliss. "F-faster Yun p-p-please," You moaned "You sure l-love, I d-on." Yunho didn't even get to finish his sentence as you moaned a yes for him to rail you harder. "Alright m-my love a-anything for-r yo-you" his lips find yours as his thrusts become inhumanly fast, mouth swallowing your beautiful cries. Thrusts become sloppy signaling he was close. "L-love, I'm getting close." Yunho gasps. "M-me too Y-un!" You cry, you both reach your climaxes simultaneously. Yunho filling you with his release to the brim, having it drip out of your sensitive cunt. Heaving pants of exhaustion and pleasure leave both Yunho and you. Yunho kisses you sweetly as he gets up to get a warm rag to clean you. As you both settle under the sheets, cuddled in each other's arms, Yunho kisses your forehead. "I love you endlessly, y/n." Look up at him with doe eyes. You kiss his lips, "and I love you most, Yun." Whispers of adoration endlessly fill the lovesick air as you two fall asleep.

[malibu-barb]

Trixie's Happy New Year Cocktails at TITS at 6pm CST

Trixie DJ set at the Eagle in ATL on Saturday 7 Jan

Trixie Cosmetics Night Time Realness drops Friday 13 at 10 am PST

Trixie will be at GLOSS! Valentines Day in Weho, 14 February from 9pm onwards

Trixie and Katya Live rescheduled leg starts 16 Feb - 8 March (11 shows)

Trixie and Katya Bald and Beautiful podcast, live at the Auditoriun Theatre, Chicago, IL on 24 February

Trixie Mattel, dj'ng at Beauty Bar, Chicago, IL on 24 February

Trixie Mattel Pink Disco LA, Thursday 16 March at Zebulon

Trixie Mattel, DJ set at Meatballs Fat Slut St Patrick's Day at Precinct

Trixie Mattel Pink Disco Tour starts in Perth finishing Easter weekend in Sydney on 9 April (6 shows)

Katya Zamolodchikova, Artist Talk, April 8, MassArt - 6pm to 7.30pm

Trixie Mattel, DJ set at Evita - 22 April with Jaida Essence Hall

Trixie will be performing live at Palomino Stagecoach Festival on Friday 28 April.

Trixie will be at Trixie Motel, 29 April for Cocktails from 4-7 pm

Trixie will be at Trixie Motel, 30 April for Pink Pony Pool Party from 11am to 3pn

Trixie Mattel, Pink Disco music video taping

Katya Zamolodchikova's birthday - 1 May 1982

Trixie and Katya Bald and Beautiful podcast, live at The Novo, LAX on 13 May *(CANCELLED TBC)

Katya will be at Sydney Drag Expo 19-21 May *(CANCELLED)

Trixie Cosmetics Pillow Princess collection drops 26 May at 10am PT

Katya will headline at TITS on 31 May, for Pride 2023 from 10 pm onwards *(POSTPONED DATE TBC)

Veep presents Trixie and Katya Live - last show on June 1

Trixie Mattel, DJ set at Utah Pride, 2 June, Washington Square

Trixie Mattel, DJ set Solid Pink Disco at the Bourbon Room 12 June

Trixie Mattel, DJ Pink Disco Pier17, NY, June 22 w Katya Zamolodchikova

Trixie Mattel, will be at Gag the Party, July 20 at 10pm

Bald and Beautiful Live Fall Tour July - Dec 23. Tickets

Trixie is DJ at Rooftop Summer party on 28 July

Trixie Mattel's birthday - 23 August 1989

Trixie will be at Happy Land, PNE Amphitheater, 6 August

Katya will be at Drag Haus, Melbourne on 10 August (RESCHEDULED)

Palm Springs 🌴 Trixie Day is 1 Sep 2023

Trixie Mattel, Orville Peck - Pioneertown, California on 11-13 November

Trixie, Solid Pink Disco - Melbourne 2 Dec and Sydney 3 Dec

Trixie Mattel will be at Dreamland NYE 29-31 December.

Footnotes

Trixie and Katya in 2022

Trixie Mattel Pride 2023 DJ set

Bald and the Beautiful Podcasts (Spotify/ Apple Podcast come out before YouTube (which is usually the following day)).

Gooped Archives

[spideywil921]

🎶 Commence, shakedown... 🎶

Canada's Drag Race Simalong (Season 4)

Category is: Always a Bridesmaid

For her Always a Bridesmaid look, Antonia is serving a blushing bridesmaid who was forced to wear this tulle like outfit because she wanted us to serve Jaida Essence Hall realness as that's her favorite winner at her Drag Race themed wedding. Maybe one day she'll finally be a beautiful bride to her wonderful future spouse.

And also check out Antonia's instagram for more content! (ig: antoniatheemontoya)

Lookbook:

Headpiece: @sclub-privee

Hair: @sclub-privee

Earrings: @pralinesims

Choker: @pralinesims

Outfit: @mssims

Arm Pieces: @regina-raven

Nails: @vittleruniverse

Fishnets: @quen2n

Shoes: @jius-sims

Makeup:

Eyeshadow: @evilquinzel

Eyeliner: @alaina-lina-cc

Blush: ladysimmer94

Highlight: bubblevoid

Lipstick: @pralinesims

[theluxmethyd]

[purplejan]

the way she owns my entire heart??

[thecollectionsof]

you were on a picnic blanket

It began as a matter of circumstance, as many great things do. 

Jaida, alone at the park, watching the people go by. Nicky, alone at the park, trying to clear her head after a long day at work. Neither were expecting to find a kindred spirit—it was just the two of them, both alone at the park, hoping that the sound of birds and smell of the blooming magnolia tree that Nicky was sitting under would let them escape their lives, just for a moment. 

Until something changed. 

Jaida’s internal commentary about the pretty girl under the magnolia tree had been going practically since she sat down. Maybe it was the bright smile she gave her when they locked eyes, or the way her hair blew slightly in the wind, or the ethereal-looking sundress that perfectly complemented her body. Maybe it was the way a petal fell on her head and she just laughed a little, her shoulders shaking as she giggled to herself. Jaida wanted to know more about her, creating narratives about who this person might be—she’d have a fancy name but shorten it to a nickname, she thinks, like Primrose to Rosie or Rebecca to Becky. And she’d be from somewhere cool, like San Francisco or something. 

Her rambling thoughts are interrupted by a shrill voice and a figure coming to stand in front of her. 

“Get off my bench! Everyone knows that I sit on this bench at 6pm every Friday, this is my bench. Get off of it!” A woman demanded her to move with a level of audacity that leaves Jaida stunned, staring at her uncomprehendingly. She blinks, closing her mouth after it had apparently fallen open, and stood. The bench was nice, yes, but it wasn’t worth facing the wrath of a thousand suns—or rather the wrath of one particularly stubborn woman at the park. 

But she didn’t want to leave the park just yet, and there were no other benches in sight, so she was at a loss. And then she hears a giggle from the person under the magnolia tree, the person she’d been trying to create a life story for the entire time she was sitting on the bench.

“Hey! You can come sit with me here, if you want?” she offers, gesturing at the rest of the blanket she was sitting on. She had an accent, so she had already got something wrong about her. She was delighted to see what else she got wrong. 

“Yes, please,” Jaida replies, gliding over to the blanket and settling down next to her, close enough to share the blanket but far enough to keep some distance between her and the beautiful stranger. The stranger doesn’t seem to mind the proximity, adjusting her legs to lean closer to where she had sat. 

“I’m Nicky Doll, and you are…?” she begins, waiting for Jaida to fill in her name. She smiles, and Jaida smiles back.

“Jaida. Jaida ‘Essence’ Hall, the essence of beauty herself,” she introduces herself with a quirk of her lips, and she notices the way Nicky’s eyes flick down, checking her out. 

“The essence of beauty, I see why you’re called that. You’re beautiful,” she comments candidly, as if stating a common fact, but her interest is given away by her posture and the way her eyes refuse to leave Jaida. Jaida can’t help but lean closer, already enamored with the woman in front of her. 

“Thank you, baby,” Jaida replies with a grin, “but I might need to fight to keep that title if you stick around.”

Nicky looks delighted, her own grin growing wider at the words. “Stick around?” she begins, “I come here all the time, and this is the first time I’ve seen you. You are the one that needs to stick around.”

“You caught me. I just moved here from Milwaulkee, but now I’m a New York City bitch,” Jaida clarifies, giggling a bit at being caught. 

“Well, Miss New York City bitch, I’d love to show you around sometime,” Nicky’s gaze is intoxicating, and Jaida can’t help but nod enthusiastically. It goes against her desire to look cool in front of the pretty girl under the magnolia tree, but she couldn’t help but show her glee at the obvious mutual attraction between them. 

A comfortable silence falls between them, and they both take the time to admire the beauty around them, the thing that both of them came for originally. The green of the trees, the colorful flowers, the birds landing on the decorative fences, all of it painting a serene picture of a perfect evening at the park.

Jaida lays back, content to look at the sky and soak up the warmth of the evening sun. Nicky follows shortly after, her hair fanning out around her as she follows Jaida down onto the picnic blanket, letting her hand rest close to Jaida’s invitingly. She laces their fingers together, looking over at the girl next to her to check if it was okay. Nicky’s still gazing at the sky, but she has a small, content smile on her face. She squeezes her hand, a silent answer to Jaida’s unasked question. A silent it’s okay, this is good.

Evening turns darker, the sun setting through the trees marking the beginning of the night, and the park somehow grows even quieter. Kids return home, the nice older lady from down the street is gone in time for Jeopardy, and the lady that brought them together leaves with one last spiteful glance at Jaida, as if she was a premeditated bench stealer. Jaida just smiles back, unable to keep her joy off her face, and Nicky huffs out a quiet laugh in the space between the two of them.

“We should’ve really thanked that woman,” Nicky says later as they stand up, only separating their joined hands so she can fold up the picnic blanket and tuck it under her arm, beginning their walk out of the park, “I was trying to think of ways to start a conversation with the most gorgeous person I have ever seen, but I thought that I would never get the courage to say something.”

Jaida can’t help but blush, trying to find the words to reply with. “Maybe we should,” she replies, “because I was doing the same thing.” 

“What are you doing tomorrow? I’d like to show you some of my favorite spots, if that’s still alright with you?” Nicky proposes, looking at her hopefully. It doesn’t escape her notice that Nicky’s ever so slightly taller, having to look down just a bit now that they're both standing. 

“Yes!” Jaida exclaims, before realizing that it sounded a bit desperate—didn’t know many people in NYC yet, so getting to spend more time with Nicky sounded wonderful. “I mean, wait, I’m free tomorrow, yeah.” She tries to save herself from sounding too excited, but she fails.

“Great. Meet me here at four? We can walk around and then go to a restaurant I like nearby, if that sounds good to you?” Nicky questions with a laugh that Jaida can’t help but join, even if it’s at her own antics. They’ve made it to the entrance of the park, and it seems like they’re going in opposite directions—her apartment is to the right, while Nicky’s headed to the left.

“Yes. Perfect. See you tomorrow, Nicky!” she says, and she’s met with the other girl’s resulting grin. 

“See you tomorrow, beautiful,” Nicky replies, and then she turns and walks away. Jaida’s watches her go for a second before turning on her heel and heading back to her new apartment, her new home, suddenly much less nervous about her place in the city. It’s hard to be nervous about that when she has to worry about what to wear when she meets back up with Nicky tomorrow, after all.

[sexynetra]

Sorry to these other hoes but nobody owns my heart quite like Jaida does and that’s simply never going to change. That’s my BABY (also that blonde wig on her??? Dying. Dead. Deceased)