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crazyexdirkfriend · 5 months

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roxy always sweeps fave alpha kid polls largely because she is the most popular alpha kid among people who don't care that much about the alpha kids imo

#she does have hardcore fans don't get me wrong #but I would say dirk is the favourite among die hard alpha kids fans #jake is perpetually God's least favourite soldier #even though people have always insisted he's a fandom darling #jane suffers from the same problem jade does #which is not actually having a sizable group of diehard fans #but instead having people feel bad for not caring about her insisting that she is their favourite #while actually liking an entirely different character that she never will be #not that Jake fans don't also suffer from He Could Be That Deep syndrome

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