James: Did you have to stab him?
Regulus: You weren't there you didn't hear what he said to me.
James: *hands on his hips* Well what did he say?
Regulus: "What are you going to do Baby Black? Stab me?"
Barty: That's fair.
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Reg, being himself, a little scary and weird:
Sirius:
James:
Sirius: I'm stuck with him... you chose him
James: I don't know!!!
Reg smiles at him
James, lovesick: ...yeah, I do. I know
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Euphemia: *sighs*
McGonagall: They never listen, do they?
Pomfrey, rubbing her temples: It’s exhausting.
Hope: Being a mom is hard.
James, sitting down beside them: Tell me about it.
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happy mother's day to the best mum to ever walk the planet, euphemia potter
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james: put a finger down if you cried during the “your mother and mine” scene from peter pan
sirius: *puts a finger down*
remus: what the fuck
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Ted Lasso (the show) really said
Jamie’s dad = why he’s an insecure, emotionally crippled bastard that lashes out to subconsciously isolate himself from others whilst simultaneously never feeling good enough which leads to a constant need to prove himself
Jamie’s mum = the reason why, deep down, he’s a massive fucking softie.
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James: *holding a hand up to shield his eyes* Man the sun is really bright today.
Effie: *not missing a beat, staring at James* I wish my son was bright.
Sirius: *cackles loudly*
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The marauders as conversations I've had:
Reg, in the bath:
James: Reggie!!!! you alive in there?
Reg: sadly!!!!
James: pardon!?!
Reg: yes!!!!
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We need more Sirius just doing the most fucked up shit thinking its completely normal and James being like... haha... um no we DON'T throw stones at cats around here... actually, its considered RUDE to punch someone in the face... yes even if they pushed you a little in the corridor
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Sirius: Dad, am I ugly?
Monty: What? How could you ask that? I'm looking at you right now, you're the most beautiful boy in the world.
James: Dad, am I ugly?
Monty: Very much.
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