#james potter had a dagger kink

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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 14

chapter 25:

1. james accepting his own death will forever and always be heartbreaking

2. “Though, honestly, James had meant it when he said that he wishes it had been Regulus. Maybe it's a strange, pyschosexual thing, but he feels like he's sort of been flirting with Regulus and his daggers this entire time, so to be stabbed by him would surely have been more satisfying. Regulus would have made sure James felt it, adrenaline or not. He isn't sure why that's so attractive to him, but it really is. Maybe James is in shock. Maybe James actually does have a knife kink. Maybe James is just in love, and he wants anything he can get from Regulus, even if it's literal death.”

ik this is a big chunk of quote, but like what. james. james. james my boy. these are wild thoughts to have. also, you definitely have a knife kink, but only for regulus. not on anyone else. james. you. dear, wtf (i love you) 😀 sir.

3. god, james is so earnest on his death bed. i am also, fyi dramatically sobbing

4. shit shit shit shit no. SIRIUS!!! SOMEONE!! HELP SIRIUS! HES LOSING HIS BEST FRIEND AND HE IS NOT OKAY

5. zar is correct. it is sock-sock-shoe-shoe. that is the correct way.

6. 😀😧 regulus is troy. not the trojan horse, but instead troy. i-

7. “James is dying, and Regulus hates him. James is dying, and Regulus loves him. James is dying, and Regulus hates and loves him, because they were always one and the same.”

stop no, this is actually cruel. this is heartless. i don’t know how someone with a good conscious or loving heart could write this

8. god no shit no. i finally stopped sobbing. then there was the line about james asking reg to go to dinner with his parents because effie and monty are used to feeding two kids. i- shit. shit. no

9. HE’S TELLING REG TO TAKE BACK THE HAT??? NO THIS IS CRUEL

10. i actually want to quote this entire chapter, but i cannot do that. so therefore i would like to offer up my tears. and reg deciding there’s no point in going home if james potter wasn’t with him, because james potter was his home

11. 😐 he threw food away, but kept the handcuffs? reg dear, wtf

12. REG IS GONNA SACRIFICE HIMSELF TO LET JAMES GO HOME?? HELL NAW

13. HE CALLED JAMES BABY??? AGAIN??? (fwi i have voice recorded and sent sobbing over this fic to my irl marauders friend. hi iko!!)

14. 😟😟 oh god damn. he actually went in the crimson river. wait shit. how the hell is he gonna survive this?

15. “In his panic, in his haze of pain, it's Sirius he instinctively calls for.” 😀😀 just rip out my heart, it would be less painful

16. THE VENOM!! THE THREAT TO KILL HIMSELF IF HE DOESN’T GET REGULUS BACK!! THIS IS LITERATURE AT ITS FINEST

17. regulus is just tossed out the fucking river. they both survive. lmao this is kinda funny

18. not the symbol of the hallows being the deathly hallows. yikes.

19. i’m kinda disappointed that slughorn gets a POV cause like, that POV needs to be given to one of my faves, so they can be guaranteed to live.

20. dorcas my beloved. she’s such a bad bitch

21. okay wait, i might actually grow to like slughorn as a character. he’s being brought to the phoenix. so like, maybe he’ll be super helpful

22. LMAOOO DORCAS MY QUEEN!! “”How does it feel gamemaker? … Are you entertained?”” AHHHHHHHHH

23. unnamed woman: my guess is mcgonagal

24. after reading the authors notes, i realize we have been blessed. zar decided that reg would not die in the arena. and thank fucking god. thank god. i would not be okay if i read ahb then this. yikes

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"You don't suppose if I make something blow up we can leave early, do you?" Valentine asked boredly, hand supporting her cheek as she stared into the glimmering potion that occupied her desk, Macey besides her as she carefully stirred it counter-clockwise.

"We've tried this before, and we only got detention. I wouldn't fancy spending another night cleaning Slughorn's chamber, would you?" The retorted, putting away her ladle to glance sideways at her friend.

"Merlin, no. I'm just exhausted, that's all. Had to stay up late working out the kinks in the boys plan," Valentine explained grimly.1

"Are you going to spill on what this prank is, exactly?" Macey inquires, retrieving a small vile from the desktop and gesturing towards Valentine for her to drain the solution into the container.

The cauldron was cold beneath Valentine's fingers and rather heavy, though she leveled the weight and slowly tilted it forward, pouring the thick, orange substance into the vile until it reached the brim, signaling Valentine to set it back to the side.

"How was Professor Binn's test?" Macey suddenly questions, and Valentine shrugged.

"Most likely failed, but, that was to be expected. The notes he required us to take were far too complicated, it was like he set me up for failure," Valentine answered, wiping down the desk from any particles left behind during their classwork assignment.

"As usual. What's you expect from the ghoul?"

Valentine playfully hit Macey's shoulder.

"You shouldn't call him that!" Valentine scolded earnestly, packing up her supplies as Professor Slughorn released them.

"But he's just so boring!"

"Yeah, well, some people are better in small doses," Valentine agreed as she carefully weaved her way between fellow classmates, headed towards Transfiguration, knowing she had to part from Macey.

"Truest thing you've said all day," Macey sighed, slowing as she neared her classroom. "Anyways, see you at lunch, then?"

Valentine nodded, bidding her friend goodbye as she continued her path, wishing she could simply skip her next class, although she wasn't a good liar, and she would be far too scared of being caught.

She turned into the Transfiguration classroom, recognizing the sand-colored columns and windows of which bright sunlight shone through vibrantly.

Sluggishly, Valentine slumped into her chair besides Lily, her books fanning out against the oak table as she'd practically thrown them down. Valentine laid her forehead down, groaning unenthusiastically at the thought of sitting through another lesson.

"Oi, Red! Is operation 'M' a go?" A voice hissed from the back of the classroom.

"Yes," Valentine muttered, although Sirius didn't quite hear her.

"Do you hear me?" Sirius whispered again, leaning forward in his chair.

"I think she's ignoring you, mate," James comments.

"Bugger off!" Lily yells quietly. "Some people are actually trying to work!"

"Go on a date with me and I'll bugger off, Lily Flower," James sung, earning an annoyed grumble from Valentine. 2

"Hey, Valentine, is the project do-,"

"Yes! I said yes, Sirius. It's all finished, we can do it tomorrow as we originally planned, okay?" Valentine responded, finally lifting her head to peer at them. Hearing her voice, Sirius put his palms up in mock surrender. Prying her eyes away from the long haired dram queen, Valentine instead looked at Remus.

"Remmy's Fact of the day?" Valentine asked excitedly, and Remus thought for a second before choosing on the one he wanted.

"According to old myths, birthmarks show where you were killed in your past life," Remus decides, only James turned quickly to him with a face of surprise.28

"Well, I've got a birthmark on my left arse cheek! What's that supposed to mean?"104

While Sirius and Peter grinned, both Remus and Valentine's face scrunched up.

"Too much information," Remus said distastefully, turning his nose up at the newfound information.

"Oh you love hearing about my arse cheek, Moony," James teased, smiling when Remus rolled his eyes.

"Well I certainly don't. Refrain from speaking of personal subjects in my classroom, Mr. Potter," Professor McGonagall suddenly spoke up from the front of the class, eyes narrowed as she had been interrupted from her lesson.5

James, rather than ducking his head, sat up straighter from the attention, winking at Lily as she glanced his way.

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"So good."

"Don't put that much in your mouth, you might choke!"27

"It's so delicious, though!"

"You're eating so fast I'm not quite sure you can even taste it!" Valentine laughed, watching as Macey inhaled her dinner at top speed, shoveling grains of buttered corn into her mouth, occasionally missing and the yellow vegetable raining down on her robes, which made both girls laugh harder.

"I haven't eaten in, like, four hours! Excuse me for being starved!" Macey argues, taking a huge bite out of her turkey leg, eyes closing in pleasure of the greasy-meat.1

"Bless those house elves," Macey whispered under her breath, earning a grossed out look from Valentine.

"Heathen," the blonde depicted, choosing a slice of garlic bread from the plate in front of her.

"Oh, hush. You have manners, I don't, pish-posh," Macey sarcastically quipped, using a small napkin to clean her fingers, looking up to notice Valentine's eyes staring across the room.1

The Hufflepuff's both turned at the sounds of gasps, watching as Celia Tomsky, a pure blood Slytherin, made her way towards the yellow-clad table. While others assumed the girls heart was as dark as her hair, both Macey and Valentine had been fortunate enough to experience the kinder side of the Tomsky girl, only they were shocked to see her bending the Slytherin rules and coming to join them at their table.

Most of everyone in the Great Hall turned to watch, eye wide as Celia took the seat besides Macey, shamelessly piling food on her plate. Even the professors had watched the exchanged, some pleased to see the other houses bonding, and some worried the Slytherin was taking advantage of the Hufflepuff's.

"I- what're you doing here?" Macey demanded, both aghast and shocked at her presence. Valentine and Macey subtly looked over their shoulder to the Slytherin table, where those in green stared daggers at the girls.

"You're my friends, if you'll have me back, and you don't deserve to be hidden. I'm not ashamed of you, this is my way of proving it. Also, I wanted to apologize to you, Macey. I treated you unfairly and what I said was out of line," Celia breathed, flustered from all the attention and worry about the effect this would have on her and her friends.9

Valentine could barely hold back the smile that slowly spread amongst her lips, turning her cheeks pink and eyes squinted. Macey, on the other hand, pursed her lips, watching Celia closely as if expecting this were a joke.

"Well, Womper?" Celia wondered.

"You were a bitch," Macey states plainly, scooping more greens into her mouth.

Celia hesitated before nodding. "Yeah, I was."

Macey chewed her food as she thought, making a mental list of pros and cons.

"And are you going to continue being a bitch?"

"Well it's a large part of my personality, so no promises I'll stop," Celia shrugged.4

Macey sighed, setting down her spoon. "Fine."

"Fine?" Both Valentine and Celia asked in unison.

"Fine," Macey repeated. "But speak bad about me one more time, and then I'll have to be the bitch."

Valentine raised her eyes brows suggestively, smirking at her friends subtle threat.

"Right on," Celia retorted. "Anyways, how'd your potion go in class today? My idiot partner mixed boomslang skin instead of powdered unicorn and it all went downhill from there."

"Wow, you're really terrible at Potions," Macey snorted.

"Am not! I just get stuck with dumb partners," Celia justified, making sure to rub in Macey's face that they had been partners a couple weeks ago.

"Ouch, that wounded me," Macey sarcastically piped, brown eyes watching Celia's green ones closely. Valentine's eyes switched between the two, watching their banter with a knowing look.

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"I take it back, this is the worse thing I've ever done," Valentine acknowledge sourly, crammed between four body, much too close for her liking. They moved achingly slow, shuffling together as they tried to make it out on the grounds.1

"Any girl would love being in this position," Sirius pointed out cockily, earning a scoff from the girl.

"Being stuffed between four boys who reek of B.O.? Oh yes, every girls dream."7

Remus laughed at her words, though Sirius frowned.

"I smell delicious, mind you," Sirius corrected, and Valentine shook her head, pleased to find they'd finally made it outside, stars prominent in the dark sky and a cold breeze whipping across the cloak the five were concealed beneath.

Once the coast was clear, James removed his invisibility cloak from his friends, tucking it beneath his arm for safe keeping as he watched Sirius and Peter scurry forward, rockets held tightly in his hand.

Valentine leaned against a nearby tree, bark scruffing against her back. Her eyes scanned the area, watching the boys work to set up the rockets in the desired shape, waning out among the grass.

"Aren't you going to help, Lotus?" James asked, and Valentine smiled.

"The master mind deserves a break," she responded, earning a sarcastic look from the boys.

Once all seventeen rockets had been placed and stuck securely to their desired area, Peter, James, Sirius, and Remus all stepped back, admiring their work. Valentine finally moved forward, removing her wand from her pocket.

Flicking her wand at her intended target, she muttered her spell.

"Disillusionment."

A soft, whispy light erupted, and almost like a chameleon, the rockets blended into their surroundings, no longer seen by the human eye.

"Right, well, that's that. We'll see how the rest plays out tomorrow during Herbology. Agreed?" Valentine confirms, earning four vigorous head shakes in response.

"Alright, then, we can part from here," Valentine decided, heading back towards the door, only to be stopped.

"Hey, what if Filch spots you?" James protested, cheeks flushed from the cold.13

"I'll run, then," Valentine shrugged.

"What? No, we'll just walk you back," James insists, taking out his cloak.

"Hufflepuff common room is opposite of Gryffindor, I'd hate for you to go out your way. It's really okay!"

"Too late, we're walking you, sucks to suck," Sirius responded.13

And although Valentine stubbornly rolled her eyes, the Marauders walked her back, not leaving until she was in her common room and away from Filch and his elaborate punishment schemes.

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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

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Regulus *hands James s flower*: This flower needs sunshine, so naturally it belongs to you.

James, voice cracking: Th- thank you l- love

Later talking to Marlene

James, head on her lap: aNd tHeN hE gAvE mE a flOWeR. Mar it was BEAUTIFUL- but not as stunning as him ofcourse and and and

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Jegulus Raising Harry (1/1)

Every year James would turn into his deer self and Regulus would put a red nose on him. So then James would go to the forest and wait. Regulus would dress up Harry (making sure his ears are warm) and they would go out to see if they could find a reindeer.

Every year, Rudolph would be in the forest.

Prongs: *drinking water in a pond*

Regulus, with a little smile: Oh my, Harry dear do you see him?

Harry, gasps and his eyes sparkle: Papa, it's Rudolph!

Regulus: Go say hi to your friend, darling.

Harry skips joyfully to his friend, closes his arms around his snout, and the deer snuggles ingto him. They play for hours.

Regulus puts him on top of Rudolph, Harry swings from his antlers, Harry pets his friend thoroughly while giving him sugar cubes and carrots, and they roll oround in the grass.

Regulus: Sweetheart, it's getting late. We have to go home to make daddy hot coca with marshmallows or he'll get pissy. Oh don't look at me like that. I'll give you extra cream.

Harry, gloomily dragging his feet: Bye, Ruddie. I have to go back home- my daddy is waiting for us. I love him so much... I wish you could meet him. *whispers* But he doesn't know about you- it's mine and Papa's little secret.

Harry hugs his friend's chest because he knows it'll be long until they see eachother again.

When Harry and Regulus get to the door, Regulus kneels down: Remember Harry love, Rudoph is our secret.

Harry makes the motion of locking his lips.

When Reggie opens the door, Harry goes running to the couch where he sees James.

Harry: Daddy! Papa and I had so much fun today!

James, smirking and sweaty: Did you? Whatever did you do?

Harry, grining goofily: We went to the forest and played for hours!

Regulus: Harry, why don't you go get the cream while I talk to daddy?

Harry: Ok!

Harry runs as fast as his little feet can take him without falling.

Regulus, kissing James: Hello, lover.

James: Hi, my deer. *kiss* My life. *kiss* My star. *kiss*

Regulus, blushing and going around to move James to his lap whispers: He's so happy. You did great, mon soleil.

James, snuggling into Reg and kissing his neck: Thank you, my love. I think this was my best performance.

Regulus: I think all your preformances are spectacular *winks*

James, through laughter: Fuck yeah they are

Harry stumbles into the living room with a face full of whipped cream.

Harry: Guyssssss, c'monnnn. I need marshmallows!

James is in tears from laughing and Reg is clutching his stomach. Reggie runs to Harry, picks him up, and throws them both into James.

His family, his beautfiul family.

James and Regulus smother Harry in kisses and then when he thinks he can't laugh anymore, James carries them both to the kitchen.

And that's how the Potter-Black house always felt like. Full of joy, full of hope, dreams... and always full of love.

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Young Harry talking to visitors: My papa is the best with knives

James, laughs awkwardly: Yes, dear. Reggie is the most delightful cook.

Young Harry: No I meant his dagger-

James, shoving cake into Harry's mouth: Here, sweetheart

Regulus, grinning: Harry, darling. Do you mean my tricks? Your daddy especially likes it when I use them in the bedroo-

James, shoves cake into Reg's mouth: Love, stop joking around. We have guests.

*Later*

James: Reggie, you can't SAY that infront of people.

Regulus: *takes out James' fav dagger*

James, inhales sharp breathe: Ah fuck it. Come here.

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James Potter and Sirius Black are perfect examples of healthy masculinity

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Regulus "I'm the best with daggers" Black and James "I have a dagger kink please use them on me" Potter

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This is so James Potter coded

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James Potter and Sirius Black everyone

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Casanova of Slytherin

Yes, Remus was the Casanova of the Gryffindor house and James thought he was it- but hear me out.

Regulus was the Casanova of the Slytherin house, and when he started dating James: they were the it couple.

James wouldn't see the say everyone would check him out, when they'd touch him a little bit too much, and giggle a little too loud.

But oh, Regulus would notice. He'd get even more possesive of James in these moments: which would make all the girls, gays, and theys SWOON

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-James Potter

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Barty: You can't just sit here all day writting your sad boy emo gay poetry because James and you aren't together.

Regulus: Watch. Me.

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Pandora: Say it with me James- I

James: I

Pandora: Have a

James: Have a

Pandora: Dagger kink.

James: Dagger kink.

Pandora: I have a dagger kink

James: I'm in love with Regulus

Remus: *snorts*

Sirius: *starts crying*