its wild bc they said theyre in a quad and its like okay theyre all together cool! and you just assume everybody is with everybody and then they make a deliberate point to show every one on one pairing except jarchie and now youre THINKING about jarchie specifically like what makes them different why arent they hooking up etc etc but you werent thinking about them specifically before just the polycule as a unit. but by excluding them they are significant enough that that interviewer had to ask about them bc its more notable than beronica. literally the absence of a jarchie kiss has become gayer than its presence
deep breath clears throat hi uh deep breath one second *rifling furiously through my note cards* jarchie longcon......*strangled breath* it was a great longcon in the um in the true sense sense of the world....word . fuck. um. *long silence* i-uh-no-so uh i can't do i can't do i actually can't do this i can't i tried the thing i can't *gesturing at finale* are they in there?.......can we get them out!!!!???????
the only reason we didn't get a jarchie kiss is because of cole sprout. i just know it.
Tell you what, we coulda had a good life together! Fuckin' real good life! Had us an archie kiss of our own. But you didn't want it, Cole! So what we got now is Regchie Mountain! Everything's built on that! That's all we got, boy, fuckin' all. So I hope you know that, even if you don't never know the rest! You count the times y'all's characters have lived together in nearly six years and you measure the short fuckin' leash you keep me on - and then you ask me about Riverdale and tell me you'll kill me for needing somethin' I don't hardly never get. You have no idea how bad it gets! I'm not you. I can't make it on a couple of bunker-altitude caresses once or twice a year! You are too much for me Cole, you sonofawhoreson bitch! I wish I knew how to quit you.