#jaskier

[rogue-alien]

sandpiper

[perseruna]

ANYAJOEY LOMLS

[eskelhashugetitties]

Girlfriend say something normal about joey batey challenge part two. (Failed)

[feelsforsterek]

[endiness]

The rain rustled the foliage. They began to distinguish the words of the song. It was a merry song, which in this landscape of war and death, was something alien, unnatural and totally inappropriate. "By the woods can you see, wolf in all his might, Grinning madly, wagging gladly, bouncing with delight. My, oh my, what a sight! Why no melancholy? Must be that still not wed, that is why so jolly! Um-ta, um-ta, uhu-ha!" Dandelion laughed suddenly, pulled out the lute from under his wet coat, and paying no attention to the hisses of Geralt and Milva, he plucked the strings and sang in a loud voice: "In the grass can you see, wolf just limps along, Looking down, awful frown, crying like a dog. Why is this mighty beast so badly rampaged? Must be that, freshly wed or lately engaged!"

[janjan-the-ninth]

Sir, where is your beautiful chest hair? I'm devastated 😭😭😭

Those biceps though 😏

[fandom-junk-drawer]

The Wink and The ARMS

[perseruna]

geraskefer i love you i love you i love you 💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💘💖💗💓💞💕

[kuwdora]

@perseruna I LISTENED!! I MANIFESTED!!

the lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch geralt/jaskier/yennefer ~6k, explicit. d/s, sexual roleplay, banter, erotic massage. more tags on ao3.

Trouble is afoot and it will be a long evening for the White Knight.

The White Knight has been in the Queen’s service for more than half his life. He currently stands beside her royal majesty in the throne room, bearing witness to the thorn in the Queen’s side. A thorn he will be called upon to remove.

Whether he was pushing miscreants from the kingdom with his blade, doling out punishments on behalf of the Queen, or sating her majesty’s sexual desires, the White Knight fulfilled his responsibilities every day of his life. However such consistency was not common in all of the Queen's loyal subjects.

This spy in particular, a faun with broad shoulders and a nervous smile, a tufted little goatee and soft, folded ears. He has a penchant for distracting the castle guards with jovial questions about their favorite snacks. He has often derailed the White Knight's retinue from their duties with gossip from the latest winter festival.

Mr. Tammus had come into the Queen’s service only a few short years ago. The White Knight had been on assignment looking for allies to enlist to the Queen’s service. He’d ventured into the western mountains, seeking the brawn of a clan of minotaurs. It was there that he discovered Mr. Tammus beguiling the clan leader and her grandfather with a musical jig. Mr. Tammus had accidentally broken a curse that had fouled their young with human-features. Mr. Tammus could have asked for anything from the grateful clan but instead requested only shelter and their undivided attention while he performed his latest song.

Upon witnessing Mr. Tammus’ charm on the minotaurs firsthand, the White Knight knew the faun would prove useful for the Queen’s service.

Tammus indeed proved to be a valuable asset with eyes and ears in the community and borderlands, able to strike up friendships all due to his cherub-like face and penchant for outlandish tales that could enchant anyone with ears. He found secrets and gossip in the unlikeliest of places that was useful to the Queen and her royal guard.

Yet there are times where the faun’s flightiness has tested the Queen's patience.

Which is why Mr. Tammus is currently on his knees and bowing, snowmelt slipping from his hair onto the floor. read on ao3

[0dde11eth]

[justanotherbuggysimp]

Joey having more genuine friendly happy chemistry with Liam in a 3 second clip than he did with Cavill in 3 seasons REALLY gives me hope that we will FINALLY get the Geralt/Jaskier friendship portrayed the way it was in every other piece of media, with the exception of the Netflix show. I want to see Geralt and Jaskier bffs being affectionate and caring and funny around and to each other, and these clips gave me high hopes that Hemsworth will be happy to truly portray that with Joey in a way that Cavill never did.

[geraskmewhatpleasesme]

Oh...

My...

G-D!

I mean, I have no idea how I feel about whatever the hell is coming, but what I do know is that I squee-ed out loud when I saw this adorable little munchkin on my timeline again. And if I watched the entirety of Blood Origin for his three second cameo, you can be damn sure I'll be watching the new series, where I will hopefully get a darn sight more than that.

Even if I only watched the show in the first place because of Cavill in that wig.

Sigh.

But also, LOOK AT HIM!!!

Swoon.

[fabulousprancingtrashstallion]

Incorrect Witcher Quotes

Yen: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything? Geralt: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital Yen: That wasn’t an ambulance, I drove you. Geralt: but I heard a siren. Yen: That was Jaskier screaming.

[lansalla]

I really like Liam and I look forward to and believe in his Geralt.

But I still need jokes from Jaskier like “Geralt, I just don’t recognize you! You don't have a face, Geralt! The war, of course, changed us all..."

[thedemonofcat]

There's been a rumor circulating about the magical properties of the hot springs in Kear Morhen, though most dismissed it until one peculiar day.

Jaskier couldn't contain his delight when Geralt finally remembered to mention the hot springs to him. Despite their efforts to improve communication, there was still room for improvement with the Witcher.

As Jaskier immersed himself in the water, a strange sensation began to course through him. To his astonishment, he realized that his legs had transformed into a mermaid-like tail. Now, communicating in a mermaid-like tongue, Jaskier found himself utterly incomprehensible to the residents of Kear Morhen.

[janjan-the-ninth]

What if, the shirtless scene that they might have prepared Joey's chest hair for is gonna be a flashback to the missing sex scene in the shed?

In my mind it makes sense that they would shoot this s3 scene as one of the first things of the s4 shoot, before the actors get familiar with their s4 characters.