Distraction boyfriend meme but it’s distracted J.D.
(Still in shock that Christian and Kim dated 😖😖)
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Supernatural AU with the Batfam
Bruce Wayne is pretty much John Winchester. An absolute piece of garbage that raises his children to fight his war against the supernatural creatures that stole his parents from him. He is a negligent, abusive asshole.
When Dick is 9, the Graysons fall from the interference of some creature (any ideas?). Bruce, upon seeing a kid that he can train and that has the same vengeance against the supernatural as him, takes him in. He doesn't need legal documents since he forges all of his anyway.
When Dick is 16, they meet 11 year old Jason Todd. At first, Dick hates the kid. It's hard enough surviving Bruce's training on his own. It's worse when he has to take care of someone else. By the time Jason is 13, Dick is old enough to go to college. He leaves Jason behind (which causes some tension and guilt). Jason still dies at 15. He goes to hell like Dean did. When he gets pulled from hell by Cass (Cassandra Wayne), neither of them inform anyone. Cass is still with the LoA (a cult) because her body is still being raised as a vessel for her.
Barbara is the daughter of a family of hunters. After an incident with the demon Joker, she runs the worldwide network for hunters (with a focus on US).
Tim joins after Jason dies, and this causes Dick to drop out of college to look after him (and the grief of losing Jason was too much).
Alfred is Bobby and doesn't get to see the kids as much as he wants to.
As far as Bruce's no killing rule, he applies that to humans, verifiably sentient creatures, and beings on their first life. If they can't be reasoned with due to the creature's incapability to communicate, then they can be killed. Ghosts and such can also be eradicated. All others he locks up. He also is extremely against killing beings if doing so causes harm to bystanders. His contention around older Jason stems from the kid's willingness to kill sentient creatures (sending Joker back to hell isn't keeping him from crawling back out).
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when he said "ily" but jason dean said "you are the only thing thats right about this broken world"
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my fav movies as clickbait YouTube titles
Heathers - If you ever see this blue liquid, DON'T DRINK IT!! 😧😧🏑
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World - (STORYTIME) my gf's CRAZY exes! (They tried to KILL me!!) 🎮
Hot Rod - Man tries CRAZY bike trick (GONE RIGHT) finds out his dad's a LIAR!!! 🚲
Poltergeist - TURN OFF YOUR TV IMMEDIATELY IF YOU SEE THIS (GONE WRONG)😧📺
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please stop shipping heathers characters man, like unless its oc x canon then just sTOP BC THEYRE ALL HORRID RETCHED SHIPS EVEN THE CANON ONES IM GONNA VOMIT and veronica legit killed heather chandler why does everyone shIP THEM!?????!?!?
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(Finally know my true drawing stylw 1!1!!1)
Heather C. And JD used to date until she realized
somethings up with him canon.
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For anyone still in denial about JDuke being canon, I want to point out that the last three West End Dukes smile or giggle in response to the "I appreciate a well read woman" line and the one before basically went "fuck it, I'll seduce him" when he brings up the Martha bathtub photo.
Also note, we have already established that JD flirts by quoting literature.
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Headoomf mentioned that JD looks like a butch lesbian and now I’m gonna cry
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