#jason todd and the outlaws

[batfamhyperfixation]

*At a Batfamily meeting*

Tim: As the only one in a committed relationship- Selina doesn't count after your whole wedding drama- I really feel-

Jason: what do you mean 'thE OnLY oNe', you aren't the only one

Tim: oh yeah, who else is in a serious committed relationship?

Jason: Me? I've literally been married for years?

Bruce: EXCUSE ME???

Dick: who to?

Jason: Roy

Dick: EXCUSE ME??? EWWW YOU AND ROY, GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY HEAD, MY FRIEND AND MY LITTLE BROTHER GROSSS

Jason: Wait, did none of you know? I literally call him my partner all the time

Tim: To be honest we thought you meant partner in crime, not marriage

Jason: I mean, both but still...

*Later, during the ✨vigilante hours✨ of the night*

Bruce: I hear you are married to my son

Roy, panicking cause Bruce is really protective of his kids: Oh, shit, um, yes- yes sir

Bruce: without my blessing

Roy: uh, yeah, we were on a time crunch, married couples can't testify against each other

Bruce: without inviting me to the wedding

Roy: I uh- you were gone that weekend, business trip

Bruce: I haVE A PRIVATE JET, I WOULD HAVE FLOWN IN! IT WAS MY SONS WEDDING, I WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE BEEN THERE

Roy: I'm sorry, sir

Bruce: tell me one more thing

Bruce: was Ollie there?

Roy: No

Bruce: Does Ollie know

Roy: No

Bruce: your recompense is to allow me to be the one to tell him so I can brag to him that I knew first

Roy: uh, sure?

[batmans-left-boot]

Here's a compilation of some Jason Todd panels that stirs up those pesky feelings. Bon appetit!

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[marshmallow---pillow]

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[leftdreamlandjellyfish]

Roy, drunk off his ass: If you could have any superpower, what would it be? Jason, also drunk off his ass: Harper, I literally cannot die. What would you call that? Roy: *squints at him* Point taken. But y'know what I would have? Jason: Shapeshifting? Roy: Shapeshifting! Y'know what you could do with that kind of power? Jason: *takes another drink, considers the question* I'd abuse the hell out of it. Like if I were arguing with someone, I'd turn into their dead relative. Roy, nodding: Absolutely genius. Kory, in the next room: *frantically booking them more therapy sessions*

[lorena12me]

I just wanted to dress Kori in a cool dress I saw on pinterest 💓💓💓

[jaytodd2]

whenever the Outlaws “fail” a mission, Jason cooks food without seasoning so that they learn from their mistakes

[sweetlypunk]

Jason Todd sketch because yeah <3

[mylifeisfruk4ever]

Someone in Crime Alley had decided to try his luck and steal the wheels of Robin's bike.

Dick was expecting an adult, someone he could punch without much regret.

He wasn't expecting the eleven year old Jason Todd.

[lynn-reads-and-writes]

lovesong

DCU | E | JAYROY | 1712 WORDS |

whenever I’m alone with you, you make me feel like I am home again.

-or-

The honeymoon interlude.

Excerpt:

“Oh, sure. He’s hilarious ,” Jason sighs. He's reaching back to grab his duffle bag when suddenly, his feet aren’t on the ground anymore, and he’s face to face with Roy’s backside. Roy’s pulled him into a fireman’s carry, his body slung over Roy’s thick shoulder. “Um? What the fuck?”

“I’m carrying you over the threshold, babe. Didn’t think you’d enjoy a bridal hold, so…” Roy carts him and their two bags through the foyer and into the heart of the vacation house. “Oh, a conversation pit. Who do you think picked that? Tim or Bruce?”

“Bruce,” Jason says, though his voice is somewhat muffled by Roy’s jacket. “Tim would never pick something so ugly if he knew other people would see it. Bruce wouldn’t care.”

Jason doesn’t get the chance to say anything else before he’s moving through the air again, his back thudding against the soft leather cushions of one of the sectionals in the conversation pit. He hadn’t even noticed Roy walking down the steps.

“Take off your pants, Jaybird,” Roy chuckles, and Jason can feel his heart thundering in his chest. Shit. Right. He’s on his honeymoon .

[wrenskye]

if neither batman family adventures nor red hood and the outlaws gives us a chapter titled "grave robbin'" about jason todd i will riot

[pichichu-studio]

Family tradition 🥰🥰🥰

Inspired by:

[batfamhyperfixation]

Batkid Groupchat

Dick: someone save me pls

Jason: What's wrong?

Dick: Gala at Wayne Manor

Dick: This guy won't stop talking to me

Jason: lol sucks to suck

Damian: Sorry Richard, I cannot attend to the situation. That would give up my hiding spot.

Damian: I meant vantage point.

Damian: If any of you tell Bruce, I will murder you.

Cass: Damian, look up

*sends photo of Damian in the rafters of Wayne Manor*

Damian: Ah, great minds think alike I see.

Tim: hold up Dick, I wanna get out of this conversation too, I'll be over in a sec

Steph: Can't relate

Steph: This is why you don't let the first billionaire who offers adopt you

Steph: then you gotta go to the stuffy parties

Steph: Duke and I are the only smart ones

Duke: Agreed, have fun at the party

Later at the Gala

*Red Hood and the Outlaws come busting through the door*

Red Hood: This is a hostage situation

Red Hood: We want Dick Grayson, Tim Drake, Cassandra Cain, and Damian Wayne.

Bruce, also desperately wanting to get out: Aren't you forgetting someone

Red Hood: Oh, right, Alfred Pennyworth

Bruce: aren't you forgetting someone else?

Red Hood: No

Bruce: Ja- Red Hood. Aren't you going to take me!

Red Hood: what would I need you for? I already have CEO of Wayne enterprises *ruffles Tim's hair, about to get fought by Tim* (under his breath: you fight back, I'm leaving you behind), a police officer, biological son of a billionaire, cool af dancer Cassandra Cain, and Alfred the Almighty

Bruce: don't you want a billionaire too?

Red Hood: If I take you, who is going to pay the ransom?

*Taking the Batkids and Alfred out of the gala as Bruce pouts*

Jason: one of you swipped Bruce's credit card before we left, right?

Tim: of course, we aren't amateurs

Jason: then ice cream on Bruce!

[tsuyakiku]

Fuck you Batman

[chasinkookioe]

I think it’s funny to think that whenever Jason shows up to ANYTHING with a duffle bag the batfamily and co think there could be decapitated heads inside:

Dick: whatcha got there Jason?

Jason: my luggage for the mission??

Dick:

Jason:

Dick:

Jason: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU GUYS THERE AREN’T HEADS IN HERE

Dick: THERES ALWAYS THE POSSIBILITY

Jason: I HAVEN’T KILLED ANYONE IN MONTHS

Dick: THAT WE KNOW OF

I imagine that then the Justice League becomes weary of Jason with duffle bags due to the bats. So the outlaws could be helping with a mission and:

Superman: Hood if it’s alright we’d like to search your bag?

Red Hood: there’s just my gear inside

Superman: we just want to double check it is your gear…

Red Hood:

Red Hood: not you guys too

Red Hood: THERE AREN’T ANY DECAPITATED HEADS INSIDE

Arsenal: at this point you should just put heads in there.

Red Hood: I’m not trying to get back on the Justice Leagues Wanted list Roy

[missingnightwingsmullet]

anything you say 🫡

[trashcattt]

red hood and the outlaws!!!!