Thank god we got the merkins.. fucking love them
the chokehold this group has me in..
x life guard slashers!
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Texting slashers “she’s busy” prank
Includes:Stu Macher,Billy Loomis,Jason Voorhees,Micheal Myers,Hannibal Lector(series)
Stu Macher
After Stu read the response he headed over to the house right away and ran in looking for the “guy” who texted him
It took you a minute to tell him that it wasn’t real and you proved it as well and then he stops and stares at you causing you to giggle as he tackled you onto the bed tickling you
“You thought you where funny?!” He said threw his teeth which caused you to laugh harder and shake your head no. Then after you both layed in each other arms and hung out
Billy Loomis
Welp-
Billy don’t take you seriously anyways so why would be now?
I mean billy couldn’t even believe you since well- you are you-
Trust maybe one day you’ll get him and it will be good
Jason Vorrhees
Translation:baby.want to hang out? Baby busy? Who? (You know his fingers are kinda big so he sometimes misses the keys)
Poor baby didn’t understand what you was talking about but knew it was not right
The audacity you had to do such prank on a innocent man like him
Once you came outside he looked at you confused with his head tilted
“I’m sorry my baby ignore what I said” you shake your head facepalming
He grunts to the door as if to ask is someone in there with you
“No I’m alone baby I swear I just just joking with you” you gently rub his stomach then pat it “lets go big boy” he blinks then follows you just happy your here
Micheal Myers
Yes that is a picture of the outside of your window
He knew you wasn’t busy. He’s always watching you.
You peaked out the window seeing him standing there staring at you. You giggle nervously and open the door for you
He went inside and looked around then walks back to you as he picked you up over shoulder. “Micheal I’m sorry!-“ you laugh as he takes you to the bedroom and sits you down forcing you to watch the TikTok he sent you.
Hannibal Lector
Okay.
Oh lord. He never speaks with the single word. You know you definitely upset him.
He called your phone as you answered “hey Hanni-“ “y/n. Where are you?”
You show your office room with just yourself and your desk and other things. “I’m here alone Hanni- it was a prank-“
He looked at you as he kept his normal nonchalant expression but his eyes slightly looked around the room then he leans back “oh really?..”
“Yes I promise” you sit the phone down looking at him.
“Well in that case..how about you show me just how busy you are right now.” He slightly gave a sly grin as he looked at you.
You blink as you look back- lets just say you probably would prank him again after that-
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“Ey Up Gromit, meet our new lodger, Mr Vorhees. He’s from America lad! He doesn’t say much but I think he likes Hockey! Keep him company whilst I go to the shops, there’s a good boy.”
All shot practically using miniatures and figures.
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