#jaune arc x maria calavera

[brokentrafficknight]

Some more Crater Face and Vomit Boy au

[arc-misadventures]

Jaune MFK silver eye: Ruby, Summer, Maria (young)

Jaune: MFK XVI

Yang: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Hi, Yang. You okay? You look nervous.

Yang: A little... Ruby, just put me up to something, and I just feel nervous doing it...

Jaune: What did she put you up to?

Yang: ...

Yang: Jaune... MFK, Ruby Rose, Summer Rose, and Maria Calavera!

Jaune: What?! Where is this coming from?

Yang: ...

Yang: Mom! YI don't want to tell him why, you tell him !

Summer: Okay, sweetie you've done your part, I'll take it from here.

Summer: Hello, Jaune~!

Jaune: Ms. Rose.

Summer: We need your help with something very important. Something only you can do.

Jaune: And, that is?

Summer: To help propagate the continued existence of silver eyes!

Jaune: Wait...? Do you mean, what I think you mean?

Maria: Babies, Jaune. We need your help to continue the silver eye blood line, and who better to do it, than you~?

Jaune: S-Seriously?! Why me?!

Ruby: Because we like you, Jaune!

Summer: We al know you would be the perfect father to our children.

Maria: And, considering how many children you parents made. It won't take to many tried to get started.

Summer: But, it's not like we won't still 'try' a few times, now does it?

Maria: More then just a few times~!

Ruby: Yeah~!

Jaune: Okay... I understand why you were so nervous to explain this, Yang. Yang? Yang?!

...

Ruby: She ran away.

Jaune: Considering this involves, her sister, and her mom. Understandable.

Maria: Well, now that we've established the reasons behind this little exercise. Who will you, choose, Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Kill, Ruby.

Ruby: What, why?!

Jaune: Ruby, your seventeen. You are not ready for such a commitment. And, I don't think you're ready to put up your cape yet.

Ruby: That's fair...

Jaune: Also, what's with you silver eyed warriors, and capes?

RSM: Because they're cool.

Jaune: Okay then.

Jaune: I will fuck... Maria.

Maria: Good~! I've been waiting for a certain young sexy, blond boy to take me. To glaze my caramel body with his thick white cream, to then be full of his succulent batter as he pumps me full. Ahh~! It's been so long, and I am looking forward to fixing that dry spell of mine. care to help me, Jaune?

Jaune: ...

Jaune: S-Sure! H-Happy to help!

Maria: Wonderful~!

Summer: So, I guess that means you plan on marrying me, hmm?

Jaune: If you'll have me.. haha?

Summer: Hmmm~? Summer Rose Arc~! Oh isn't that such a tantalizing name to hear?

Jaune: Uhhh...?

Summer: I know your mother will be upset. You marrying a woman twice your age. But, I know she will rethink those thoughts when the first of her new grandkids appear. Don't you?

Jaune: F-First?

Summer: Oh? You thought we were joking about all of this?

Ruby: We were serious, Jaune.

Maria: The world needs more silver eyed warriors, Jaune. WE need you to help make sure that happens.

Summer: With that thought in mind; Shall we get started then?

Jaune: Uhhh...?!

Jaune: P-Please be gentle...?

[superiorsturgeon]

DeadPyr:

Adam: *tosses tied-up Jaune on the ground*

Jaune: Oof! What do you assholes want?!

Cinder: *crouches down in front of Jaune* Don’t worry, blondie, we’re not going to hurt you. You’re just bait for your girlfriend, Pyrrha!

Jaune: My girlfriend is dead!

Cinder: Yeah…see, that’s what I thought! But she just keeps coming back!

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Pyrrha: *at the laundromat, trying to scrub bloodstains from her suit*

Maria Calavera: *doing her laundry beside Pyrrha* Use lemon juice and baking soda to clean blood out of clothes.

Pyrrha: 😲

Maria: …idiot…

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Garbage Truck: *pulls up beside shady hideout building*

Pyrrha: *half climbs, half falls out the back*

Pyrrha: Thanks for the ride! Sorry for bleeding all over your garbage!

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Pyrrha: *tearing through a hideout of bandits*

Vernal/Shay D Man: *run to safe room and slam the door behind them*

Pyrrha: *trying to break into safe room* Come on! It’s my anniversary today and I’m running late! 😫

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Neo: *behind the bar* So you’re back from the dead, huh? Have you told your boyfriend?

Pyrrha: No…! I’m terrified of what he’ll say when he sees my face…😭

Neo: Oh, come on, how bad can it-

Pyrrha: *pulls back her hood, revealing her scars*

Neo: WHOA!! Your face looks like an avocado face-fucked a topographic map! 😨

Pyrrha: Thank you…😑

Neo: It must’ve been serious hate-fucking…there was something wrong in the relationship…😰

Pyrrha: Thank you…😓

Neo: I’m sorry, but you look…haunting…!

Pyrrha: *face on the table*…thank you…😭

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Pyrrha: *smashes phone down* AAAARGH!!!

Neo: Shit, they’ve got Jaune?!

Pyrrha: …I need guns!

Neo: Which guns?

Pyrrha: ALL OF THE GUNS!!! 🤬

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Pyrrha: Okay…I need your help…! They’ve got Jaune! 😓

Nora/Ren: 🤨

Ren: All right, but in return we’d like you to consider joining us!

Pyrrha: Okay…FINE…

Pyrrha: *muttering as she turns away* …it’s funny…all the other teams have four members, but I only ever see two of you…

Pyrrha: …it’s almost like the writer was too lazy to add more characters…

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Pyrrha: *standing on Cinder’s body*

Cinder: 😵

Pyrrha: …I’m just a girl…standing in front of a boy…

Pyrrha: …Oh my gods, what the hell am I going to say to him?!?!

Ren: *turning away* Well, you’d better think of something quick…!

Nora: 🤭

Pyrrha: What…? *turns around*

Jaune: 😡

Pyrrha: 😱

[howlingday]

A Special Request

Cardin: Aren't you looking chipper today?

Russel: The missus get you somethin' nice?

Jaune: Oh, no, nothing like that!

Cardin: Good for you, having such a nice time...

Russel: Annoyin' prick...

Neptune: Er, maybe he's just looking happy because he's finally normal?

Jaune: Really?! You think I'm normal now?!

Cardin: Huh?

Jaune: Oh, I'm so relieved!

Jaune: (Thinking) I can keep my cover~!

Cardin: Dangit, Neptune! Why'd you have to build him up like that?!

Neptune: I was trying to take a jab at him!

Oobleck: Mr. Arc- Erm, excuse me, Mr. Belladina, there's a scroll request from you.

Jaune: Oh, really?

Oobleck: It's from your special contact.

Jaune: Oh... Really...

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Jaune: It's me...

Scroll: Hello, my Rusted Knight... Scroll: I have a client for you...

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Jaune: Your garden is looking quite beautiful, ma'am~!

Maria: Oh, is it? Well, it only makes sense when proper watering and pruning and careful maintenance that this world can remain a beautiful place.

Maria: Welcome, my Rusted Knight.

Jaune: (Smells flower) Oh, this lavender smells heavenly...

Maria: Yes, and the leaves of that tree are especially this time of year. See?

Jaune: Oh, wow!

Jaune: (Dodges scythe aimed at neck)

Maria: ...

Jaune: Surprising.

Maria: Hoh hoh hoh... Do forgive this old woman, dear. I'd been worried that the Rusted Knight might have become too rusty with his family life. But I see you're as sharp as ever. Now I can assign this client with confidence.

Jaune: Yes, ma'am! I'm ready to make this world more beautiful by getting rid of more evil-doers!

Maria: Hoh hoh! I appreciate that! But your mission this time is to protect a client.

Jaune: Protect...?

[celticcatgirl2]

“Come on you two you’ll have plenty of time to have eye-sex LATTER we need to get in line for space mountain NOW if we want to be done in time for the PARADE!!!”

[rocknroll7575]

Deery: Guess What? Chapter 25 of "Sunshine" is out now on A03! And the Chapter's title is... "Beowulf on fire"! Wow! Is that really gonna happen, or just a cool title?

Jaune: *Looks at her and Shrugs* It... sort of happens?

The Beowulf: *Chuckles* You can say things heat up near the end! HAHAHAHAHA!

Jaune: *Rolls his eyes* Ugh, guess you represent my terrible sense of humor too, huh?

Deery: *Confused* Who are you talking to?

Jaune: Don't worry about it... Trust me, you don't want to know...

Read "Sunshine" Ch.25: Beowulf on Fire

[redhairedwolfwitch]

The Hidden Schnee - RWBY x Fem!Reader - Part 4 - Volume 6

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

You didn't intend for Resurgence to get broken. You weren't even completely sure how you kept managing to break your weapons.

You'd managed to take down a Sphinx with Qrow, granting you the ability to summon it but at the cost of Resurgence taking a bullet for you from the train car turrets.

"Kid, you okay?" Qrow asked, his face dropping as he realised you were holding the broken pieces of Resurgence after the train cars had derailed.

"Resurgence took the hit from that stupid turret... I guess I can use the pieces as tonfas? Damn, even the axe blade broke off..." You grumbled, looking over what was once Resurgence before an elderly woman walked off the derailed train cars like it had a fully functioning train had pulled up to the station.

///

You were silent as Ozpin talked, not responding as everyone asked questions.

"Her name, is Jinn, say her name, to summon her." Oscar wheezed, feeling Ozpin trying to prevent him from talking.

"Jinn?"

Ruby's voice was so quiet, it was barely heard. The snow froze in the sky as time became paralysed. The relic glowed bright blue as it flowed through the air, releasing a blue energy before a figure was formed.

"Wonderful! Tell me, what knowledge do you seek?"

///

"I am Jinn, a being created by the God of Light, to aid humanity in its pursuit of knowledge. I've been graced with the ability to answer three questions every one hundred years. You're in luck, as I'm still able to answer-"

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Ozpin shouted, interrupting Jinn.

"Two questions this era. Ah, it's a pleasure to see you again, old man." Jinn smiled, folding her arms.

"Ruby, please, don't."

"Hey..." You, Blake, Yang and Weiss immediately moved to defend Ruby as Qrow spoke.

"Do whatever you think is right, kiddo."

"Jinn. What is Ozpin hiding from us?"

"NO!" That was the last thing you heard as everything went white.

"The hell?" You murmured, glancing around as scenes began to appear.

"Once upon a time, there stood a lone tower..."

"How do I destroy Salem?" Ozpin asked Jinn as she looked down at a previous form of Ozpin.

"You can't."

Your knees landed in the snow, gasping for breath as you processed what you had just been told.

You tensed as you felt a hand pat your head, letting out a sigh as you stood up, giving Maria a nod.

"I think I left half my stuff with Jaune." You admitted, finding your bag in the snow.

"How can you tell?" Blake enquired, watching you pull on a light blue scarf, hiding the emblem on it from view.

"Because I remember throwing my other bag to him when he needed tissues. My ukulele is in this bag though." You explained, leaving Blake to roll her eyes as you revealed the ukulele in your bag.

"C'mon, let's get going, Y/n." Blake replied, gesturing to the trail that Maria had pointed out.

///

Brunswick Farms looked abandoned.

"I don't get it. The empty towns we passed through we all damaged or unfinished. This place looks fine." Ruby stated, reminding you of your travels to Mistral as Team RNJRS.

"Maybe they will left in a hurry? Before things took a turn?" Weiss asked, shivering before you all decided to walk into the house.

"There's something off about this place." You whispered to Ruby, glancing over the family portraits on the wall.

"Let's look for some-" Ruby began, but Weiss' scream had you barrelling up the stairs as Ruby and Blake followed.

Weiss and Yang were on the floor, Weiss gasping for breath as you all arrived in the room.

"They died in their sleep." You stated, approaching the bodies for a moment before backing away. "Let's head back downstairs..."

///

"I'll tell you what, you two keep that fire fed, and I'll find us a story to read before bed." Maria suggested, taking a seat whilst you went to sit on the floor near the fire.

"Works for me. Am I okay to practice my sembalance? I'll make sure they're small?" You asked, gaining a shrug from Oscar as Maria glanced up to spot you summoning a small Sphinx Grimm.

By the time everyone returned, the fire was still going but you had changed options. Instead of practicing your sembalance, you were holding the two pieces of Resurgence in thought.

Ruby woke up to find you sat on the stairs in thought.

"Y/n?"

"I don't like this place. At all." You mumbled before heading outside.

///

"Why is everything acting so... apathetic?" You quietly asked Maria, who instantly looked at you whilst giving you a shrug.

"Y/n, can you help me with the tyre?" Oscar asked, leaving you to nod as the two of you headed towards the shed.

"Figured you could hold up the trailer with your sembalance?" Oscar suggested, leaving you to nod.

"Sounds good, help with endurance I guess." You replied, watching the glyph enlarge before holding up the trailer.

Maria gasping caught your attention.

"Bad scheme?" You were cut off as Maria hurried off.

"The fuck- Oscar, you got this?" You asked, hurrying into the house to find Qrow.

You didn't expect to see a glow from the locked wine cellar door.

"They're locked!" Weiss' voice was muffled as you reached for Resurgence, wincing as you realised your weapon was broken.

You had no weapon to break the lock.

You didn't expect Yang to punch the door through as your summon broke the lock.

"What the-" Yang was cut off as your summoned Grimm disappeared and everyone else ran up from the wine cellar.

"We're back in the house?" Blake began, but before you knew it, you were running outside to find Oscar and the trailer.

///

"The Apathy, they're not strong or ferocious. They drain your will to go on..." You zoned out as Maria explained how the Apathy got to the estate.

"Isn't it obvious girl, I had silver eyes." Maria chuckled, leaving you to glance at her before curling in on yourself.

"I don't think I can look at a farm the same way."

"Y/n. You grew up on the farm your parents live on." Yang deadpanned, leaving you to sigh, your eyes pressed against your head as you thought about your parents.

"Aurora Farms. My father named it after my late grandmother. They set up the farm after they married. My mother's family basically kicked them out of Atlas before I was born. So yeah, I grew up on a farm, where right down the lane, you, Tai and Ruby lived." You chuckled, leaving Blake and Weiss to give you soft smiles.

"Remember when we ice-skated on that lake?" Ruby mentioned, leaving you to grimace.

"I remember falling on my face."

"Wait, why did your mother's family kick your parents from Atlas?" Weiss asked, leaving you to stare at her for a moment before sighing, running a hand over your ears.

"My mother married for love, not for money or to unite two businesses. She married a faunus... my dad, where else do you think I got my ears from?" You chuckled, ignoring how Weiss was staring at you.

"What do you mean, unite two businesses?"

"A story for another time, Maria, you wanted to tell us about silver eyes?" You brushed off Weiss' question, instead looking at Maria as she gave you a knowing look, beginning her story.

The story of the Grimm Reaper.

///

"I went into hiding not long after." Maria ended, her gaze on the road behind to avoid seeing your faces.

"I can't believe it. You, you're the Grimm Reaper. You were a Legend, then you disappeared." Qrow realised, leaving Oscar to frown.

"How does a legend just disappear?"

"You never used your name, never showed your face. Lots of us just thought you were just laying low, but eventually we came to accept that you were probably dead. The stories about you, I based my weapon off of yours. I wanted to be as good as the Grimm Reaper." Qrow reminisced, leaving Maria to sigh.

"Well, I'm nothing but a disappointment, so you're well on your way."

You zoned out after that, staring at photos on your scroll.

"It's comforting, seeing that your generation seems up to the task of inheriting this world. I'm just sorry I didn't do more to leave it in better shape."

You felt Blake lean on your shoulder as you tilted the scroll towards her, ignoring her sad smile as the picture of you and Pyrrha came up.

"Pyrrha knew. She walked in on me in the shower-" You cut yourself off as you heard Ruby's scroll begin to ring.

"It's Jaune! The city? Wait!" Ruby realised, checking her signal before you all looked up, spotting the city of Argus ahead.

"Ladies and gentleman, we have arrived in Argus." Yang smiled, pulling up at the top of the hill as Argus came into view more clearly.

"Thank the gods!" You replied, yawning loud enough that Weiss laughed.

///

"It's a lot bigger than I thought it would be." Yang admitted, glancing around Argus as you all got on the tram.

"It's actually one of the largest non-capital cities in all of Remnant." Ren explained, as the tram led you somewhere.

"So, where have you guys been staying?" Oscar enquired, leading you to raise an eyebrow as Jaune made several noises.

"There you are!"

"Is that-" Blake began, leaving Jaune to just wave at his sister.

"Hey, Saph."

///

"Shut up, there's food!" Ruby exclaimed, shoving a sandwich in Qrow's direction as you sat on the floor with a chuckle and a mouthful of sandwich.

You didn't expect to end up choking on that sandwich as Jaune explained the Argue military base.

"With the CCT system still down, we can't get a call through to Atlas to even tell them we're in Argus anyway." You realised, smiling as Yang passed you a drink.

///

"Weiss, there's something I need to tell you." Yang began, glancing at where you had headed outside into the Cotta-Arc's back garden.

"What's wrong, Yang?"

"I saw Y/n's sembalance back at that estate. She uses Glyphs, like you." Yang explained, nudging Weiss towards the backdoor as a familiar glow appeared as you summoned a small Sphinx, like before.

"She's a Schnee..." Weiss realised, heading out of the door as she watched your Sphinx disappear.

"Y/n, I need to talk to you."

"What about, Weiss?" You tilted your head to the side at Weiss' glare.

"That the fact you're a Schnee and never told me. You have the Schnee sembalance after all. Why didn't you tell me we're related?" Weiss exclaimed, leaving you to step back, glaring at the floor.

"Because I didn't know how, what did you expect me to say? When was I supposed to tell you? Hi, I'm Y/n, I'm your cousin but your dad hates my dad for being a faunus, so he erased my mother from your damn family tree, casting them out to live on Patch!" You exclaimed, your voice getting louder until Weiss put her hand over your mouth.

"You're my cousin?" She whispered, leaving you to nod before you got out your scroll, showing her a family photo of you and your parents.

"Wynona Schnee and Redd Nightshade... my parents, your aunt and uncle." You explained, noticing the look on Weiss' face as she saw your mother's photo.

"I never met aunt Willow, but my mother and yours kept in contact until after your 10th birthday, my mum would send gifts to you, Winter and Whitley at each birthday, she wouldn't tag them but Willow made sure you got them. Until one day the letters stopped coming-"

"Come on you two, we're going to check out the Argus millitary base!" Ruby interrupted, leaving you to quickly close your scroll.

///

"Hmm..." Maria began, leaving Oscar to frown.

"What's wrong?

"Well, I, may know this commanding officer..." Maria replied, her hand under her chin in thought.

"That's good, isn't it? If she's your friend, then maybe she'll be more willing to help us?" Ruby held her arms up in a shrug whilst you just grimaced, glancing at Weiss.

"I wouldn't exactly call us, friends..." Maria replied, putting it lightly.

"Acquaintances?" Weiss frowned, leaving Maria to grimace.

"Not quite.

"Colleagues?" Blake asked in confusion.

"Warmer."

"Enemies?" Yang asked, flexing her fingers as Maria pointed at her.

"That's the one!"

"You bring outside cashews on one flight, and suddenly you're placed on the additional screening list for life!" Maria explained, leaving you to stare at her.

"Cashews?"

"Now, now, let's not give up hope yet. Maybe she's dead?" Maria replied, leaving you to blink in shock.

"Introducing! Special Operative! Caroline Cordovin!"

"Oh no." You whispered, recalling the name as you ducked behind Qrow.

"What?" Qrow whispered, noticing you grasping out to Blake.

"She's one of the reasons my family can't return to Atlas! Discriminatory bit-" You were cut off as the woman came into view.

///

It was in the afternoon after you'd been booted from the military base that Jaune, Nora and Ren had gone upstairs for space.

You didn't expect Weiss to sit down next to you until she was leaning on your shoulder.

"Since when were you two so close?" Blake raised an eyebrow, leaving you to sigh.

"Since I told her my truth... we're cousins."

"Wait, what?" Blake and Yang paused, leaving you to grimace.

"Yep."

///

"Wait, where did Oscar go?" You asked, standing up to look around the ground floor of the house whilst Blake, Yang and Weiss got the others.

"It's Oscar. He's missing."

///

You stayed behind at the Cotta-Arc House to see if Oscar would return, pacing up and down the living room as your scroll ran out of charge in your pocket.

You jumped up as the door opened, revealing Oscar.

"Where'd you go?" You asked, helping him with the paper bags of food.

"Want to help me cook?"

"What are you wearing?" You replied, gaining a playful glare before the two of you walked into the kitchen.

///

You were in the kitchen, charging your scroll when everyone returned.

"Is something cooking?"

"Oh, I thought you guys would appreciate a hot meal after, spending all day looking for me, apparently... I left Y/n watching the casserole." Oscar explained, leaving Terra and Saphron to head into the kitchen to check on you.

"Please tell me you know how to cook casserole? Because it's one of the things we didn't really cook when we trekked across Anima." You explained, leaving the cooking in the hands of Saphron and Terra.

"It's sort of a no-going back idea?" Jaune explained as you stood behind him.

"Well, let's hear it." Ruby replied, a determined look on her face as she turned to face Jaune.

"With Cordo on watch, only Atlas airships have the clearance to leave for Solitas, so we, steal an Atlas airship."

"That's not just breaking the law, that's, definitely worse!" Weiss replied, leaving you to laugh as Adrian made some chuckles.

"I mean, what choices do we have left?" You shrugged, leaving Yang to frown.

"How would we even get onto the air field?"

"Do you think if we got arrested that it would get Ironwood's attention?" You asked, leaving Blake to give you a warning look.

"I just wondered... hypothetically." Your forefingers tapped together as you looked at the floor.

"I want to hear him out." Ruby's voice pierced the silence like Myrtenaster through the air.

You stood with a proud look on your face as Ruby stood up to Qrow.

"And if you think you can keep up with us kids, we'd be glad to have you."

Maria's chuckles caught your attention as you turned your head, ears twitching, "looks like you didn't give her enough credit either."

You grimaced as your stomach rumbling ruined the moment.

"Sorry, but, how long was left on that casserole?"

///

You were zoned out, staring at the ocean as you waited for the Atlas airship to come into view.

You ignored Qrow having a existential crisis as you folded your arms.

"How did you grow up so fast?" Qrow smiled, leaving Ruby to return it.

"I had good role models."

"And she drinks milk." You replied, gaining Ruby's attention as she turned around to stick her tongue out at you.

"Guys. She's not sending fighters." Weiss' voice over the comms had you turning towards the shoreline.

"What the hell is that thing?"

"Is Cordovin, piloting that?"

"Because that's not going to scare the shit out of Argus and bring in the Grimm!" You yelled, loud enough that Weiss heard over the comms.

"Hurry back, Weiss. I need you on the ground if we're going to take this thing down." Ruby instructed over the comms, tapping your shoulder as she realised you didn't technically have a weapon anymore.

"You're joking, right? You want to fight this thing?" Weiss retorted, gripping onto the arms of the co-pilot chair as Maria steered the airship.

"We've fought giant monsters before, this is just a tiny old lady... with one very big robot."

Your eyes widened as Weiss appeared, creating a barrier to shield you all from the ice blast.

"That was close!" Jaune exclaimed, removing his arms from his face.

"They can take my driver's license, but I won't let them take this ship!" Maria declared, leaving you to sweatdrop.

"Rubes, Resurgence is busted but I can use my other skills." You explained, leaving Ruby to nod as you began to run with Nora, Jaune and Ren to get Cordovin's attention.

"Damn!" You exclaimed, spotting Ruby and Weiss ice-skating on the ocean.

"GO!" Jaune shouted, beginning to run whilst you summoned a fully sized Sphinx Grimm, blasting close-range fireballs at the robot.

"What if I hadn't caught you?" Weiss exclaimed, pausing as she spotted you on the Sphinx Grimm.

"I knew you would! Or Y/n would have!" Ruby grinned, waving as you flew past, before you spotted her taking a breath of relief.

You barely spotted Ruby about to fall from the cliff, quickly grabbing her from where she was hanging off by Crescent Rose.

"Nice of you to drop in." You smiled, before it fell, letting out a breath, "I'm glad you didn't die."

"Me too." Ruby replied, giving you a nervous grin.

"No!" Your voice betrayed you as you saw Cordovin's robot throw back the missile Maria had fired.

Ruby gave you a nod as your Sphinx flew the two of you back to the cliffs with the others.

You were staring into space as the team worked out a plan.

"Y/n?" Weiss began, noticing how your ears were twitching.

"Oh no..." You mumbled, panicking.

"Y/n? What's-" Nora paused as she spotted you pointing at something on the horizon, on its way to Argus.

But all of that was forgotten once Jaune pointed out the crashing airship that Oscar and Maria were on.

"Missile launcher springs out, the raw dust gets locked in!"

"Y/n, I'll need your help with this!" Weiss exclaimed, her hand on your shoulder as you nodded, raising your arm to flick glyphs at Ruby to slow her descent.

"Ooof." You mumbled, sitting down on the ground next to Weiss as she gave up.

"You know, I could help you with your glyphs if you wanted..." Weiss suggested, leaving you to smile.

"Yeah, that would be good, also, I noticed back when we were at Beacon, you and Winter are missing a couple of glyphs that my mum taught me." You replied, leaving Weiss to smile.

"That would be nice..."

"Oh gods, we have to tell Winter..." You realised face-palming before your ears twitched again.

"Oh yeah, we have a very large problem on the horizon of Argus... literally!" You pointed to behind Cordovin's robot, the Levithan, Sphinxes, Griffins and Nevermores were on their way to Argus.

Everyone froze as realisation hit. The robot was the only thing that could save Argus... and you all just broke it.

///

"This is your fault! Do you hear me?" Cordovin exclaimed, leaving you to roll your eyes before you heard Yang and Blake returning.

"Was that a giant Grimm?" Yang asked, hearing the Levithan screech.

"Yes. And we just ruined the only thing capable of stopping it." Weiss deadpanned.

///

"Is that Grimm blasting through the hard-light dust shields?" You exclaimed, looking out of the windscreen of the Bullhead.

"It tore straight through..." Oscar realised, leaving everyone to stare in horror at what was happening.

"We can stop it before it hits the next barrier! Ren, you're up!" Ruby organised, leaving Ren to use his sembalance to mask the Bullhead.

"We're too late, pull up!"

"It's on the move again! What do we do?" Blake asked, leaving Ruby to turn to you and Weiss.

"EYES ON US, UGLY!" Nora shouted as she and Yang started firing on the Levithan.

"Is it working?" Blake asked, standing behind the two as Maria steered.

"Unfortunately, yes! Hang on!" Maria exclaimed, leaving you to focus your sembalance on keeping everyone on the Bullhead, on the Bullhead, as Weiss summoned a Queen Lancer for Ruby.

"Wait... doesn't Ruby have the lamp?" You asked, leaving Blake to freeze.

"Oh, crap."

///

You didn't feel time stop as Ruby called Jinn to get more time.

You were frozen instead, using your sembalance to stop your friends from falling out of the Bullhead via gravity glyphs.

It wasn't until time resumed that you all saw the bright light from the silver-eyed warriors wash over Argus.

"She did it... Oh crap! Double crap, Cordovin's back!" You exclaimed, almost slipping out of the Bullhead in the process.

"Let's not fall off, thanks Y/n!" Yang chuckled, holding onto you by the back of your clothes.

///

It was getting dark by the time you were all getting close to Solitas.

"Hey, stop it!" Ruby exclaimed as everyone looked at her.

"You petrified a Levithan, after jumping down the barrel of a cannon!" Ren retorted, leaving Ruby to laugh.

"Don't act like you all haven't done crazy stuff before! I mean, Oscar made a successful crash landing! He's a fourteen year old farm hand!" Ruby exclaimed, pointing at Oscar who blushed at the attention.

"That was seriously impressive." Jaune admitted, smiling at Oscar.

"We'd have been stranded without you." Blake pointed out, leaving you to chuckle.

"Yeah, stranded to the wrath of Cordovin..." Your remark had Weiss elbowing you in the gut, much to your laughter.

"I- thanks but, I've been meaning to tell you guys. I didn't land the ship on my own."

"Ozpin took control?" Nora realised, leaving Oscar to look down at his hands.

"No, he guided me. And then he was gone again." Oscar elaborated, looking down to avoid Yang's frown.

"Does that mean he's been watching us this whole time?"

"I don't know but, it at least means he was looking out for us." Oscar replied with a shrug.

"Hey, if you've never seen Atlas in person before, you don't want to miss this!" Qrow exclaimed, leaving you to stand up, much to your reluctance as you saw the look on Weiss' face.

"Is it weird that I'm sorta nervous?" Ruby admitted, leaving you to pause.

"I feel like, at the rate the relics keep getting unearthed, we're going to end up in Vacuo after this."

"I'll believe we've made it to Atlas when I see it." Yang replied, smiling at Ruby whilst Blake just nodded to what you said.

"Well, believe it." Weiss interrupted, smiling as the clouds began to clear.

"Holy shit." You murmured, gaining looks from some of the others but you just grinned in response.

"You know, you make the trip up to Atlas over and over, but you never get used to that view." Maria replied before her mechanical eyes began to malfunction.

"Weiss, what is it?" Ruby asked, noticing how Weiss had moved forwards to get a better look, the frown on her face scaring you as you gently placed your hand on her shoulder.

Everyone tilted their heads to see what she was looking at.

"The Atlas air fleet. I knew all of our ships were called back, but..." Weiss admitted, leaving Qrow to continue to frown.

"They're set up like they're expecting an attack."

"Manta-5-1, welcome home." The comms activating made you jump enough that you made Nora laugh, leaving you to stick your tongue out at her.

"Uhh... so where do we park? Do we need to go to customs? I don't really know how this all works... I'd never left Patch until going to Beacon, so..."

[thatanimewriter]

Could you do a Ruby Rose x (gender neutral) Reader story where the Reader dies in front of Ruby's eyes by taking an attack originally meant for her?

miracle

➳ character/s: ruby rose

➳ warnings: death, blood

➳ word count: 538

➳ notes: reader’s semblance is light manipulation. they can absorb light, use it as a weapon, blind people and when they die, their body turns into light particles and combines with something owned by the people they care about.

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cordovin was approaching, flaunting the power of atlas, maria’s eyes were out of commission and [name] was holding on for dear life. ruby approached the edge after standing up once more, only to be stopped by qrow.

“ruby, stop!” he pleaded. she turned to face him slowly.

“i need you to trust me.” ruby tugged her hand out of her uncle’s grasp and continued, stopping by the edge.

“surrender for your crimes and accept your punishment,” cordovin said haughtily.

“no! we’re going to atlas. bigger people than you have tried to stop us and failed. but we’re supposed to be on the same side! we’re supposed to use our powers to protect people, but you just use yours to look down on everyone. we didn’t want to steal from you, we did it because you gave us no other choice. now i’m giving you one last chance to stand down and hear us out,” ruby responded firmly. silence was shared between everyone.

“i’ve heard enough.” cordovin aimed the barrel of her dust canon at ruby, who was frustrated by her actions more than anything. ren, nora, jaune and weiss came bolting to get her out of harm’s way while qrow was frozen in shock and [name] was climbing to the lip of the barrel. as Ruby used her semblance to speed inside the barrel, everyone paused. “what?!”

“no!” [name] screamed, reaching the lip.

“the missile launcher springs out,” jaune noted, realising ruby’s plan. “but the raw dust gets locked in.”

“ruby!” the [hair colour] teammate yelled, standing in front of her too late. ruby took the shot, propelling herself out while [name] had been stuck inside. the cries of their friend scared everyone as the barrel covered itself in ice and rock, bolts of electricity and flashes of light surrounding it for a short moment as [name] was launched out along with ruby, both of their aura broken and both of their bodies unconscious. weiss used her glyphs to soften their fall, her knees buckling when they were on land again.

qrow caught ruby in his arms. “ruby! ruby?” as she slowly awoke, she smiled at her uncle.

“told ya.”

“[name]?!” nora interrupted as jaune checked for a pulse or any sign of life. ruby scrambled out of qrow’s hold and sprinted to the body of her friend. “what happened?” the redhead asked fearfully.

“they absorbed too much of the light and it took a toll on their body, clearly,” jaune responded regretfully as he looked at [name]’s bloody body. “i’m sorry, ruby…” everyone flinched as ruby broke down crying, gripping [name]’s hand.

“hey…” their weak voice called. everyone’s heads snapped to face their soon-to-be gone friend. “i’ll tell pyrrha about our adventures…” jaune was next to break. “so long, partner…” as they closed their [eye colour] eyes, their body glowed [aura colour] and their body decomposed into bright specks of [aura colour] light, separating and entering various items of the people surrounding them. the largest particle of light divided itself in two, absorbing into ruby’s silver eyes. a small murmur echoed around everyone and they all smiled at the words they heard.

“a miracle is what we need but for now we’ll stand and fight.”

[rachetmath]

Strategist

Jaune: *think to himself*

Maria: Hello Jaune. Is there something wrong?

Jaune: Maria, you know common sense, right?

Maria: Yes, it’s basic knowledge without having to thinking as much. Why?

Jaune: You know how we don’t think under pressure, sometimes. Well that what happened to me.

Maria: *laugh* Jaune, everyone loses control of their minds when being attacked by soldiers with guns. What could you have possibly done that was foolish?

Jaune: Oscar was beat up by Neo.

Maria: Okay.

Jaune: Meaning he was tired afterwards.

Maria: Alright, and what does tha-

Jaune: I can literally heal people. So, why didn’t I heal him or one us carried him on our backs, so he could keep up and wouldn’t our side?

Maria: Well- *laugh* Um… wow. Okay, that was one mistake, but it was still-

Jaune: We had the relic.

Maria: Yes.

Jaune: Now let’s talk tactics. If you see a team divided into two groups; Ren and Nora with Ren carrying Oscar on his back and me going in a different direction. You don’t know who has the lamp though, so you would have to guess. Who would you follow?

Maria: Simple. You.

Jaune: Why?

Maria: Because, usually, the enemy would give the strongest members of their group the object in question, believing their better suited to guard it. However, my experience would have taught me by now, that… that… that- oh my brothers.

Jaune: See what I mean.

Maria: O my goodness! What the hell, Jaune!?

Jaune: I know. Why did not I think of that!? I’m supposed to the strategist!

Ruby: Hey, what’s going on?

Maria: Jaune realized where he messed up.

Ruby: *confused* Explain.

Jaune: My team splits into two groups; Ren and Nora, carrying Oscar on either their backs to safety, while I run in a whole different direction. You don’t know who has the relic on them so you would have guess. With your knowledge of combat, who would you go after first?

Ruby: That’s simple. Ren and Nora would be the holders of the relic considering how skilled they are compared to you.  However, that would be too simple and could’ve been made to throw me off. Plus, since Oscar was a liability, it would be hard for them to secure both him and relic at same time, so I would assume that you, the guy who has no partner, would have it because not only do you have a shield to defend yourself, you have a lot of aura, if you were to remove your armor then you be fast on your feet, and- *stops what she was saying, begins to process everything, realizes the issue and stares back at Jaune with a violent look on her face*

Jaune: Ah s***.

Maria: You might want to run.

Jaune: Yep.

Jaune starts running with Ruby chasing after him.

Ruby: OH NO, YOU NOT ESCAPING MY WRATH!!! JAUNE!!! GET BACK HERE!!!!

Jaune: YOU’LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

Jaune: Well, basically my idea is... we... well, we steal the airship to get to atlas.

Pyrrha: *Loud and long gasp.* Jaune Arc! You wash your filthy mouth out! Stealing? That’s abhorrent! 

Yang: I say we steal it.

Ruby: Everyone down to steal a million lien Atlas ship? Say I!

JNR and RWBY: I!

Pyrrha, fiddling with her fingers: W-Well... I suppose... a-as long as we leave a note, and return it without a scratch.

Jaune, touching her cheek with a smile: Not a single scratch.

Pyrrha: Not one okay?

RWBY and JNR: It’ll be returned like new.

Pyrrha, sighing with relief: Then yes. I suppose we can “Borrow” it. I refuse to say steal.

Later.*

Maria Calavera: *Maniacal laughing at the burning wreckage of the ship.* Whoo! I haven’t felt this alive in years! Thanks kids, you’ve reminded me how fun danger is!

Qrow: You know, I think you missed a tower coming in to land, Maria. If you can call that a landing.

Pyrrha, staring at the flames: *Whimpering.*

Jaune, cringing: I-It’ll probably buff out.

Pyrrha, whimpering: You pwomised. Now we have to apologise to the Atlas military!

Yang: Oh my god, too pure!

[brokentrafficknight]

Crater Face and Vomit Boy

[howlsofbloodhounds]

Droid: (has rocks thrown at it)

Droid: (gets yeeted by Yang)

Droid: (gets ran over by a car)

Droid: Why are we still here.....just to suffer?

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Racist: You stupid Faunus--

Weiss: Don't talk out loud, you'll lower the IQ of the whole street.

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Penny, doing a dramatic pose in front of the moon: Finally, I'm a beautiful butterfly!

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Penny: (does a graceful and dramatic pose in front of the moon)

Ruby: I don't know what this is, but...It's kinda hot!

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Ruby, staring at Penny posing in front of the moon: Ah shoot, now I'm gay.

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Qrow: Okay, so what's the situation?

Oscar: Penny's gay for Ruby and Ruby is really gay for Penny but she's straight for me. Penny and I just met because Ruby and Penny were dating before Ruby and I met then Penny died, Ruby and I started dating then we found Penny was actually alive. Also, I have the soul of a thousand year old man inside me, Penny's a robot, and Ruby is a Silver Eyed Warrior.

Penny: It's not that complicated.

Qrow: The thing about youth culture is..I don't understand it.

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Qrow: Hey, I'm a licensed Huntsman!

Clover: Does it look like I give a fuck?

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Oscar: Wait, wait..say that again.

Ruby: No way Jose?

Oscar: Yes, that! That right there! Who the Hell Jose?!

Ruby: Babe, it's just a thing--!

Penny: Andola!

Oscar: Who the fuck is she?!

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[lancaster-romantic-world]

Love is an Eye for an Eye

It hurt.

Pain shot through Ruby's face as the Grimm that Watts let loose on them, struck her left eye. In all fairness it was a good plan attack her silver eyes immediately so she couldn't wipe them all out. As she fell from the pain she saw Weiss, Yang and Jaune's auras flare up ready to eviscerate the enemy, scowls of anger and tears of worry and fear painting their faces. The blood loss was causing her to pass out she thought 'at least eye patches look cool'.

It was warm?

Ruby felt herself wrapped in a warm blanket. Her head was pounding thankfully there was a glass of milk beside her, which she chugged.

"You dolt if you throw up from drinking that too fast I'm not cleaning it up," Ruby turned to see Weiss coming into the room with Blake, Yang, and Maria.

"How are you feeling," Blake asked

"Okay I guess," Ruby said

"I know from experience it hurts worse than an ursa punch to the tit," Maria chimed it, "so you are tough as nail."

It hit Ruby like a brick, "We only have one silver eye left in the world," she frowned

"Hey don't worry about that let's just be thankful you're safe," Yang hugged her. "Now the doc said we should test your eyesight, so follow my finger." Ruby did as her sister said keeping the finger in her vision. "Good they are synced up now cover your right eye and say how many fingers do you see?" Yang held up four fingers.

"Four, seven if you count Maria's......" Ruby's words trailed off as she spoke. "I can still see how why do I have a ghost eye or did you give me a robo eye like Maria?"

The four other women looked at each other, " Yeeeeeaaaah I guess we should tell you about that," Yang said sitting beside Ruby on the bed while Weiss grabbed something in her bag. "So no it's not a ghost or a robot eye.

" It's not your normal eye either we tried to save it but it was too badly damaged," Blake said.

"So what is it?" Ruby asked as Weiss handed her a mirror. The mirror reflected the array of emotions that swept over the dark crimson haired girl: confusion, realization, shock, disbelief and the tears of gratitude and guilt. "W-w-why."

"He said you had more use for it than him, since 'you need both of your eyes to use Crescent Rose' but we all know the real reason," Weiss said

"Whe-"

"Across the hall," Blake said as Ruby rushed to see him she burst into the room and looked at him.

"Ruby you're up that's great so what do you think this eyepatch looks pretty cool right?" the big dummy said

She let out a short chuckle and a sniff, "the coolest," Ruby said looking up at Jaune tears still forming in her one silver and one sapphire blue eyes. She hugged him tightly, the real reason he did it......

It was love.

[pansexualnoodle5]

YANG SACRIFICED BUMBLEBEE TO SAVE BLAKE IF THAT’S NOT TRUE LOVE I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS

[swiftwind3]

As much as I'm living for these Ruby-Qrow confrontations, they gotta literally sit down and talk. Talk when things are slow and there aren't lives on the line and when the plot isn't about to get all action-y. Qrow needs to take up Ruby's offer to talk and get emotional. Please, RT, pleeaase?

i'm just about as emotionally constipated as he is lmfaoo

Also, since I'm still pretty new here, as of November of last year, I'm still getting my ships in order 'cause I like to take my time. But I gotta admit though, Bumbleby just fucking grabbed me by the scalp.

[rocknroll7575]

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