#jayjack talks sometimes

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Couple's costume

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Ok storytime

One time I did something so stupid, my dad had to pay 800 euros to get me out of my mess. Obviously, my dad did not like that, and since he paid the same amount for my laptop, he is considering selling it.

I have 400 euros from work so it's not like I am completely helpless, at least for a few months. However, I'd like to attone for my sins and pay off my debt before losing my laptop, which stores all my art, writing and personal projects.

If you want to help, it would be very appreciated!! I am pretty decent at writing and drawing, so if you want to commission me, or share this post, that would mean a lot ^-^

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Old Slendermansion Masky and Hoodie Ben is a gamer Slenderman is the dad Toby loves waffles "Hey Masky Hey Masky Hey Masky" Sally is a sweetheart Hoodies camera gay sex Jane vs Jeff EJ eats everyone's kidneys LJ and Sally are BFFs Clockworks gender and sexuality discourse everyone kills for no reason seemingly Smile dog is Jeff's pet fanfic has a certain charm to it and I will not pretend like it doesn't

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Okay so I forgot what the mission was called in mw2, but yall know the Alejandro rescue scene that went on? When Alejandro and some other Vaqueros were held imprisoned by Graves and Rodolfo made a plan to save them by himself until Soap and Ghost appeared and he was like "Ok whatever yall can join ig"

And then you can kind of see the map laid out with like the plan written out and stuff, and there is one spot where they wrote down all their names

Like okay, a soapbar for Soap, a skull for Ghost..

Then there is this heart next to Rudy's name.

And I need to know who the hell drew this damn heart there.

Looking at the handwriting, it reminds me a lot of Soap’s journal, where he also sometimes sketched stuff like dogs or portraits of Price. So my bet is it was Soap cuz he is also the "drawing person"

On the other hand, Rudy's name is the only one not capitalised. Plus, as far as I can remember, nobody but Alejandro ever called him Rudy. So chances are Rudy wrote his own name down and then later they added Soap's and Ghost's when they came along.

But then again, what was the whole sentiment behind this?

If we assume it was Rudy that wrote his name down first, why did he feel the need to add a little heart?

If we assume Soap drew it, what was his mind process? "Soap for me, skull for Ghost and ehhhh.. Heart for Rudy so he doesn't feel excluded"

Like?? I know this is a thing that was not supposed to be remembered or really stick to you, but I can't help but make up all these scenarios on how this heart came to be.

I believe Rodolfo was the one who drew the heart, because I too sometimes add little hearts or flowers when writing down my name. But also this is a man writing down a plan to save his friend. I just imagine him giggling to himself, adding a little heart next to his name, and that's kind of adorable.

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SCP characters as cats: a thread

Dr Kondraki

Dr Clef

SCP 239

Dr Iceberg

Mikell Bright

SCP 230

Dr Gears

Thank you for your attention

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SCP characters as cats: a thread (vol. 2)

SCP 166

SCP 105

SCP 076

SCP 073

SCP 4999

SCP 001 "When Day Breaks"

SCP 682

SCP 056

SCP 590

Dr Gears

Good night I will now kill myself

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All my Soap doodles wohoo (I can't draw men I hate it here)

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This is how I kiss my girlfriend goodnight

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Stealing my best friends marketing tactic for this

I need to pay my dad like 50 more bucks this month, so if u wanna help a homie out, it would be very appreciated :3 I do art commissions too if that's what you prefer

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Here are all the requests I did today :> I apologize to anyone who's request I haven't got to, I simply couldn't draw anymore, not only because my wrist hurt a lot, but also because my tablet was glitching around.

With that being said, if you want to request more stuff or just spam my inbox with random nonsense, feel free :>

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Yesterday I posted another COD oneshot. Figured I might add a little list of other COD things I plan on writing soon, so if anyone is interested you can like, just tell me which one I should do first lol

Cw NSFW etc etc

König x Reader (No particular plot planned, just that it's an x reader. Might include smut)

Aledolfo (Fluff and Smut, takes place after the fire scene) (already in progress)

Ghostsoap (PWP smut, most likely) (already in progress)

Aledolfo x Graves (smut, not sure if it's gonna get posted tho)

Valejandro (smut, Alejandro gets pegged)

This is just the stuff planned, but if you want to request other things, feel free :) I got a few exams and tests this week so I don't know when I'll be able to do them, but it's an option nonetheless.

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I don't use ibispaint much anymore but sometimes I look through my gallery and find the most beautiful pieces of art I never ended up really posting for some reason, which is a shame, because being blessed with my beautiful art should be a human right tbh

Yall should totally not reblog all my stuff and compliment every single aspect of my art to push my ego lol that would suck I would totally hate to hear from strangers how hilarious and amazing I am

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I have decided to open commissions once more :]

My birthday is coming up and I decided to open commissions for a few weeks, so if you like my art or my writing and you'd like to support me, you are free to do so :>

*Note that some of the examples are a little old, but my styles haven't changed in any significant way since

Don't feel pressured to, but I'd appreciate any reblogs if possible!

Feel free to message me if you are interested!! I am not picky with the prices either, so I'm happy to negotiate for something more suitable for you :>

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Since you asked for art ideas awhile ago, have you considered. Dr Gerald on a scooter, followed by lightbulb gang staring as chaos ensues. Dr Bright wheezing in the background, as Dr Glass looks like he’s questioning his sanity?

/lh

I'm gonna be real here, I saw this ask the day it was submitted and have been thinking about it ever since. My art is so unexpressive that I felt like I could not do this glorious idea any justice at all, and I was right. I hope you like it nonetheless

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Hypothetically speaking, should I write a silly SCP crackfic about Kondraki being an edgy teen

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What I love about König is that, even though it's said that he has anxiety, he is still very efficient at killing enemies and shows absolutely no mercy. But honestly, I can't shake this thought that the only way König can be so good at it is because there is rarely any direct confrontation.

Like yes, he will absolutely body slam you, but only because that's the easiest way to do it. He knows he is a big, heavy man. This way he doesn't have to think about it. Get the job done and move on.

But if you looked him in the eye and told him that he is a stinky poopoo baby? He'd think about it for the rest of his life and cry himself to sleep