#jd vance

[violetqueenofwands]

[squirreljc2]

Imagine being so bad of a catholic that the pope publically says you’re the worst one and then promptly dies after meeting you in person

[casualfoxwitch]

Seems legit

[unclejager]

He certainly does it to me every time I hear him speak.

[dragonsareforever]

Imagine being JD Vance. Imagine converting to a denomination just to have the leaders of that denomination dislike you specifically.

[political-us]

[vaspider]

THEY'RE BACK AGAIN

I love SubRadio so much

[ssb-11]

Putin in 2027 when his secretary tells him he has a meeting with a right-wing party leader just as the Tumblr Sexyman Finale is coming up:

so my twitter feed pointed out something...interesting

[artechouse]

under a little-known corollary to the Santa Clause, if someone kills the Pope, the next Pope must be of the same nationality

[my-midlife-crisis]

He even tucks the thumb

oh boy

Welcome to the Fourth Reich dickheads. This is what you wanted. This is what you get.

[miniar]

All jokes aside, it's possible that JD Vance killed the pope.

When an elderly person comes down with a serious illness, for the sake of their recovery, indeed their survival, they are supposed to avoid anything that may strain their weakened systems.

They are meant to avoid stress.

Which is probably at least part of the reason why Pope Francis sent his second to speak to JD Vance instead of doing it himself.

And Then... JD VANCE INSISTED TO SPEAK TO THE POPE HIMSELF.

Knowing that the pope was still recovering from PNEUMONIA at his advanced age.

Still, like an entitled american, he demanded to speak to the pope himself. Despite having been met by his political equal in status, it wasn't good enough for JD Vance.

It just might have been the final straw for an elderly man who was fighting off a serious infection to have to take the time out of his already busy schedule.

The complete lack of empathy that JD Vance brought to the Vatican, that he had already been scolded for by the leadership of the religion he claims to follow, can very easily be considered a contributing factor at the very least.

It's not a stretch to theorize the pope might have survived had JD Vance not come calling.

The jokes are funny and all... but...

[leavesongrassonmycat]

can someone please explain to me what the literal fuck happened here

important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying

their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians

their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results

Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths

they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)

Jschlatt predicted both deaths

they were both heads of their respective Church

the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday

i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!

[ohwaitihaveamemeforthat]

[onthebackburner]

[lastoneout]

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.