#jean lowkey beat his ass tho

[chrollos-crown]

i'll never be able to get over that scene where jean beat reiners ass, honey the kids are fighting!!

[mattybsgroupie]

late night rides | matt sturniolo

contents: fwb; making out; oral (m receiving); thigh riding (f); fingering (f receiving); use of “y/n”; lowkey sub!matt;

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notes: thank you for the overwhelming feedback on my first post! over 700 notes and 100 followers you guys are insane lol ♡ here’s something else, sweeter, sillier and more light-hearted than the other one. still no p in v tho cause virgin stupid inexperienced loser matt drives me insane - but i’ll make sure to bring it next time ;) maybe soft dom!matt? or a reeeally sub one with a mommy kink? let me know your thoughts! 

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matt had finally found a spot to park after dropping his brothers off to a party we were not going to. i took my seatbelt off, getting comfortable to hang out with him for a couple of hours before picking them up again.

“fuck it” matt said and suddenly smashed his lips against mine, holding my face with both hands.

i melted into his touch. how could i not when feeling the pressure of the kiss growing bigger and his digits slowly caressing my cheek?

one of my hands traveled to the back of matt’s neck, fingers passing through his fluffy curls. he put his tongue out, licking my lips as a sign he wanted to do it the french way - i knew very well where this was gonna end.

matt’s hand reached to my waist, trying to bring me near to his chest, yet failing because of the distance between our seats. i couldn’t help myself from moving onto his lap, instinctively getting closer while he placed his free hand at the back of my head, playing with my hair and deepening the kiss.

my heart started beating faster and matt was breathing heavily - and he had to pull away to get some air back. our bodies, however, were still attached to each other. his forehead touched mine, keeping our faces together so i could see the trail of spit that connected our lips. as he calmed down, we hadn’t stopped staring at each other. i don’t think we could, even if we wanted to.

i missed him so much. it had been so long since the last time we were that intimate, that close, that needy.

and i was dripping wet.

i smashed my lips against his once again and he held me down by my hips before slowly brushing his digits against my ass, as if he was silently waiting for permission to touch me. my response was to move myself further to his crotch, which he understood as a “yes” and allowed himself to have fun groping my butt.

while our tongues would interlock and turn with the lewd, wet sounds taking over the darkened car, i found myself grinding over his bulge. i could feel matt growing hard under me as his grip tightened, leaving marks on my skin.

“matt” i was the one who gasped for air this time, looking at his chest and bringing my eyes down to where our parts met. he widened his blue orbs, as if he didn’t notice he had grown rock hard while kissing me.

“need you” he whispered in my ear. “fuck y/n- need you so bad”

“yeah?” i smiled, biting his ear back. “i can tell you missed me”, i joked while palming the boner over his jeans.

“this?” he pointed his index finger down, and i nodded. matt’s cheeks grew red, completely flustered “im gonna cream my pants in a few minutes if you keep on humping me like that” he laughed it off.

“you have always been my good boy, haven’t you matt?” i cooed, caressing his hair. i noticed how his look had shifted, his expression softening as i praised him. “gonna make me feel good first, hm?”

“yes” he whimpered. “yes, fuck i’ll be so good for you”

i removed my shirt, exposing my black lingerie to him. matt gasped, holding my hips tighter and adjusting himself “you’re so fucking hot”, he said while trying to untie my bra before looking at me with puppy eyes “can i? please?”

he couldn’t even wait for my breasts to be completely exposed, fully sticking his face against my skin. matt started to lick one of my nipples, making me whine at the sudden contact. his tongue would twirl around it while he massaged my other boob with his free hand, making sure both of them were getting enough attention. i unconsciously went back to grind over his bulge, trying to get some relief to my aching cunt.

“matt” i moaned, trying to catch my breath before asking him “haven’t i taught you how to use those fingers properly?”

“uhum, y-yes” he muffled, too busy sucking my nipple to say anything else. “then fucking use them”.

matt’s hands moved to my ass, pulling my sweatpants down without even asking. he started teasing the waistband of my panties, slowly scratching my skin and giving me goosebumps. he left a trail of love bites all the way up to my neck, and we couldn’t stop kissing anymore.

we were acting like two horny teens - my face was scratched from matt’s newly, but poorly shaved beard and i distracted myself while biting his neck, leaving a purple hickey that i knew he would jokingly be mad about the next morning.

after what felt way too long, matt’s fingers finally met my soaked underwear. he’d move his digits through the cloth, stopping by my clit and slowly circling it before coming back to my entrance. he managed to pull my panties aside, just enough to get two of his fingers to rub against my pussy.

matt looked at me, silently asking for permission to put a finger in. i nodded frantically - i needed him so bad.

his middle finger slowly entered my tight hole, making me clench against his hand. matt started pushing it in at a torturing pace, causing me to whimper and bite his shoulders to cover my moans. his thumb made it’s way back to my clit, applying pressure and rubbing it quickly. as i throbbed, he went further and put his other finger inside, filling me up completely.

as matt went back to my boobs, i would move my hips up and down to meet his digits, both of us completely covered in sweat. matt’s thrusts started to get faster and deeper while i humped myself against him, feeling the knot in my lower belly begging to be released.

my hands went to his hair, pulling it so hard matt let out a groan. my lips opened apart, loud moans filling the car as i got closer to the edge.

“let your good boy taste you” he said. “come in my fingers babe, please” was all that he needed to say for me to reach my orgasm, trembeling and leaking onto his hand, my body collapsing over his.

“gosh” i whined, gradually coming back to my senses. matt kissed my forehead and caressed my back before removing his fingers off me.

those blues eyes of his starred at mine as he placed both wet fingers on his tongue, teasing me as he licked all of it “you’re so fucking delicious”.

“we gotta stop doing that” i said jokingly.

“but- i behaved!” matt looked so confused, he had high hopes of getting a reward. “didn't even… make a mess in my pants” he shyly whispered, looking away.

how could i say no?

“you’ve been a good boy, so i'll let you choose. do you want my hands or my mouth?”

“mouth” he responded immediately, without even thinking. “please, wanna cum in your mouth”.

i pulled my pants up and got off his lap, crawling back to the passenger's seat. i couldn't help but smile at how desperate he looked, begging me to quickly unbutton his jeans. i teased him over his boxers, pumping his shaft over the cloth before freeing his hard cock.

i had completely forgotten.

matt was huge.

i slowly wrapped my fingers around his naked length and already could feel him twitching. “such a sensitive boy” i said before getting closer to the tip, giving it a kitten lick. “y/n, fuck” matt gasped.

my lips swallowed his tip, already wet with pre-cum, and i slowly made my way down matt’s cock, my free hand pumping what i couldn’t fit inside of my mouth. i could hear his small cries, asking me to go faster “ah- i’m getting close”. 

matt’s hands finally got tired of gripping his own seat and were placed at the back of my hair, him trying to lead the pace as i bobbed my head up and down. matt was so sensitive his hips started bucking up, thrusting at the end of my throat and making me gag, saliva traveling down his cock. “wanna cum, p-please” he begged. it took him only two more thrusts to release on my tongue - without even warning me. matt’s legs were trembling and he had finally let go of my hair, breathing heavily as he came back from his high.

i swallowed his sticky spurt and showed him my tongue, making matt grunt in desperation before pulling me to another kiss. just when we had calmed down, slowing getting back in the mood, his phone started to ring, text messages sounds taking over the now silent car. matt complained and rolled his eyes back before checking “fuck’s sake, it's chris”.

i laughed at matt’s frustration and patted his thigh before he pulled his jeans up. “well, at least we had some fun” i said, giving him a peck on the cheek while he texted his brother back.

“no! i wanted to fuck you” he said blatantly, still writing.

“that's not how you talk to a lady!” i slapped his arm.

“you, a lady? sure” he blocked the screen, putting his cellphone in his pocket and starting the car. “so, same time next week?”

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PART 2

[kuroppiii]

  apple bottom jeans ᵕ̈       timeskip!hq men ( atsumu , shōyō ,       oikawa , ushijima ) that i think can       actually dance at the club ˎˊ˗

⋮⋮ ˒ ₍ᐢ..ᐢ₎ 𖥻 ⿻ : and i DON ' T mean just ⋮⋮  two-stepping to the music blasting, ⋮⋮  jesus christ no!!!

📋 content     ♡ # 𝘧𝘭𝘶𝘧𝘧 🐮 ( ? )     ♡ # 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘤𝘢𝘯𝘰𝘯𝘴 🥛     ♡ # 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 - 𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘬𝘪𝘱     ♡ # ~500 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴     ♡ # 𝙘𝙬 𝙨𝙪𝙜𝙜𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚 ! ( 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘣 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘬𝘪𝘯𝘨     𝘢𝘴𝘴 𝘭𝘮𝘢𝘰 ) + 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯

🎶 on shuffle " dare " - gorillaz

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💬 kuroppiii ─ “ thought of this while listening to gorillaz 💪 someone take me out partying pleaseee i need to dance and sweat and get buzzed again !! ”

︴miya atsumu ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

big frat guy energy but unfortunately he gets away with it because they way he looks at you, drink in hand, as he's bumpin to the beat is HOTTTT

like guys... c'mon now

with the top buttons of his shirt undone and like a chain on yes pls

the type to look straight into your eyes as you two sing along to songs line for line, BAR! for BAR!!!

lots of action with the arms and elbows from him (yeah frat energy i fear)

hand on your ass as you two vibe to the music, definitely, no question

he'd be hyping you up too with like one of those stupid cartoonish-ass whistles AHHHH THE DEMONS ARE MAKING ME TYPE THIS

also he can get into it without even drinking like just let this man dance!!! (but ofc he has a few shots it's a fucking party lmao)

beige flag: he will jump up and down to some carti or kanye or some shit and he will look a bit corny if you really squint

︴hinata shōyō ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

A LITTLE MUCH AT TIMES like babes this is not magic mike chill with the body rolling bud

but also the redheads got some good moves, good for him!

it's all in the shoulders 🫡

like think that timothee chalemet edit that went viral during quarantine (💀💀💀)

likes to spin you around and really dance with you y'know

holding ur hands the whole time aw

just wants to make sure yall are having a good time

watch out for when those latin songs come on tho because this boy will go HAMMM

shoyo my brazillian king x bad bunny? YUPPPP

p.s. he would def end up crowd surfing somehow

︴oikawa tōru ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

one that sways along with you from behind so that randos can't sneak up on you (romance is so back!!)

hands always on your waist, holding you close

talks to you by bending down and mumbling into your ear barkbarkwoofbarkwoofwoof

like a chiller 'tsumu bc i don't think he's really the type to be belting lyrics with you like that but he's definitely feeling himself LORD

don't be scared, shake some ass on him, he don't mind 🤷‍♀️

if he ends up in front of you, gets really close to you, like all up in your personal space, still dancing ofc

but he can't help his eyes RAKING you up and down when you two are like that heart eyes

if a nikki minaj song comes own he definitely knows all the lyrics OOPS WHO SAID THAT NOT ME

︴ushijima wakatoshi ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘°  

HEAR ME OUT

he needs a few drinks to get there BUT!!! he can get a little loose you feel me?

it's starts out gradual, bc completely sober he's definitely a two-stepper booooo

but as the alcohol kicks in, and they especially play the more fun and carefree songs not so much the tiktok thirst trap type tracks lol–he starts opening up more!

and its kinda cute like his skillset is kinda limited to dance moves straight out of a coming of age film dance montage

lowkey the toby maguire dance from spiderman 3 is gonna make an appearance (ushi secret geek agenda but that's my ted talk for another day)

i can see him getting turnt to some chappell roan (him doing the hot to go! dance 😭)

but but but the BEST part's when he's fighting back a smile as he's dancing, you two feeling like you're the only ones on the dance floor together

or your arms up and around his neck and his hands on your hips, him not being able to keep his eyes off you, feeling the bass hitting in your chests... yeahhhh

       ⇩  ⇩  ⇩ 𝘽𝙊𝙉𝙐𝙎 ::

︴nishinoya yū + tanaka ryūnosuke ․﹒∗*○․﹒✧∘° 

i HAVE to put them together in an honorable mention because you bet if one of them is dancing, the other is holding their phone flashlight up, shining it all on the other

they both pull up in shades even if the club is inside 💀💀💀

dance circle? THEY'RE GETTING STURDY IN THERE

THEY'RE DOING THE WORM

GETTIN DOWN LOWWWW

maybe even hitting the gritty? who knows? ironically ofc (not)

like yeah they obviously can dance well with someone each on their own

but the amount of money i'd pay to go clubbing with the both of them? embarrassingly large amount i'm willing to give up

trulyyy life of the party when they're both on the dancefloor together

[likesunsetorange]

Eren! 12 - 21 & 23

character ask game

i think you meant 12 through 21? either way the more the merrier LOL (also feel free to send me other characters besides em LOL from any show thats in my lil pinned post tbh!!!)

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

in canon — i think eren harbors a lot of self loathing and when him and mikasa go to the cabin, he finds it really hard to believe that she truly forgives him for all of his transgressions, so it's hard for him to accept that a lot of it is real (kind of makes me think of the real/not real thing in thg but in a different way - everlark is so engraved into me lol) so he's just a big weepy sap lol

in a modern au — he's probably a music lover, he makes playlists a lot and makes them for everything. i bet he makes mikasa playlists all the time too

13. What's an emoji, an emoticon and/or any symbol that reminds you of this character or you think the character would use a lot?

i feel like eren would love this emoji 🧍🏽

14. Assign a fashion aesthetic to this character.

eren would only have a sense of style bc of mikasa and carla LOL he probably wears solid color tshirts and/or the occasional nice graphic tee and jeans/basketball shorts and some typical sneakers that are moderately trendy lol. he doesn't look frympy but he's not a fashionista by any means

15. What's your favorite ship for this character? (Doesn't matter if it's canon or not.)

eremikaaaa clearly

16. What's your least favorite ship for this character?

i feel like this is obvious lol

17. What's a ship for this character you don't hate but it's not your favorite that you're fine with?

im clearly an eremika truther but i can see why ppl like erejean LOL it's giving typical shonen homoerotic vibes (e.g. bakudeku)

18. How about a relationship they have in canon with another character that you admire?

i love eren and levi's relationship so much bc of the mentor/mentee relationship, and honestly levi was like the closest thing eren had to a paternal figure following grisha's death. like those tiktoks where it's like s1-s3 levi saying "i'm not your dad" then it's s4 eren saying "you're not my dad" UGH I CRY!!!!! but levi being so hurt/disappointed by eren in s4 just gets to me and i think if we could hear anyone else's paths convo with eren i would wanna hear his and levi's. also bc i wanna see if levi beats his ass again lmao

19. How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

i wouldn't say i hate annie, but at one point i used to lowkey be an annie hater LOL (now i actually love annie), so i guess in s1, i really enjoy eren and annie's dynamic (prior to the ft arc), especially bc you can see how much eren clearly admires her. i think it's funny how even tho she clearly beats his ass he still wants to learn from her, i think thats kind of noble of him tbh! also i think bc he admired her sm and considered her a friend it sucks to see him so hurt by the reveal of her betrayal

20. Which other character is the ideal best friend for this character, the amount of screentime they share doesn't matter?

armin and eren are platonic soulmates and there's nothing you could ever say that could change my mind about that tbh

21. If you're a fic writer and have written for this character, what's your favorite thing to do when you're writing for this character? What's something you don't like?

favorite — i love writing eren's dynamic with carla, i think it's really special bc of what happened in canon. i imagine eren as such a mama's boy (in an endearing way) so it's so sweet to get to write their bond and imagine how that dynamic would be as eren would've grown up

least favorite — i think in a canon universe, i don't like writing some of the more sad scenes, like in the ema au, when i think about eren harboring all the pain of the memories to himself, it literally makes me so sad LOL like im genuinely such a fucking sap so i just cry and cry bc i hate thinking about it 😭

23. Favorite Picture?

canon & fan art (once again im biased)

[moonndust]

gonna put out my honest thoughts about my current progress in fire emblem engage bc i need to talk about how silly this game is

i’m only at chapter 7-8 btw and i’ve already spoiled myself half of the plot

i couldn’t choose between f!alear or m!alear bc their designs were.. something. i chose f!alear for my first run since i did the “same ingame gender as irl gender” thing (and it was an entire tradition for me at some point).

didn’t even reach chapter 6 and f!alear’s design was too much for me. i liked seeing her in a ponytail tho but i was not gonne be patient enough to change her class JUST for the ponytail. like girlie ik ur the divine dragon n shit but atleast try to not get your long ass hair pulled midway in battle.

and wtf is your armor??? you have individual boob cups for what?? your entire outfit does not look an ounce comfortable and yet you still slept in that shit. the short ass skirt too?? the stocking things??? there are like 10 design atrocities and i could even name more (and that’s just on a scale of practicality)

made a new save file and chose m!alear bc i was getting tired of f!alear’s entire armor outfit. ngl i preferred playing as m!alear bc he felt a lot more comfortable playing as an mc. but his entire victorian child fit wasn’t the best but it was more practical than the boob cups.

still mad there’s no unisex mcs.

anyways the prologue was kinda funny. our ass just wakes up and suddenly the world is in shambles bc some salty ass kingdom made sombron become the second coming of jesus christ.

queen lumera only had like.. 2 seconds of screentime until the ultimate mentor/parent death trope scene bc dead parental figures are a must for fire emblem mcs (unless ur sigurd and become the dead parent)

the firene siblings appeared. albert is precious and céline is lowkey on thin ice because of that damned outfit. like maybe wear something more practical in battle other than easy hair pulling and frilly dress?? (i know i can change her class but i’m a lazy bum). im still currently trying to know my way around albert’s skill set but he’s a good unit atm.

the twins are splendid little creatures. clanne got too many mvps and is still on the mvp streak ever since i paired him with celica (i abused warp ragnarok too many times). framme is just there for moral support and actual healing support.

vander’s lvl 1 grandpa ass was actually doing decent damage comapred to lvl 6 alear. you don’t know how many times vander had to come in clutch when alear was 3 hp away from evaporating.

i paired albert w/ sigurd and clanne w/ celica. that shit was game changing. i revoked céline’s emblem privileges for no reason. i just gave celica to clanne since he technically did more damage. he is like low tier but he’s my biggest carry atm. how the turns have tabled.

i changed alcryst’s class to tireur d’élite the second i got his lvl 10 ass. i’m pretty sure he might be my strongest unit atm (lvl wise).

idk who i should pair micaiah with so i just let her stay with yunaka. i never rlly used micaiah’s abilities for healing but i only used her to widen yunaka’s range w/ magic if she needed to chip in some damage to an enemy.

i always get tired at like the 7th turn in every battle and I just abuse celica’s warp ragnarok to beat up that one enemy to win the battle. somehow clanne still deals big damage w/o the engage boosts.

listen i have no clue what they fed the stewards but i am now afraid of them with my every being.

jean and anna r just there. jean doesn’t do shit bc i alr have framme. ik that jean might be decently better than framme but i don’t want his lvl 1 ass dying every single time. anna is a pretty good backup for chain attacks actually. but everytime i see her i get reminded of her commander version from heroes (bc it was my first fe game)

i spent the good majority of my bond fragments on arena emblem bonds w/ my current lineup bc i gotta get those big boi skills n shit. i also watched my units kill each other bc ig that’s a thing now. (i witnessed alcryst beat the shit out of céline)

sommie is a silly little fart.

still waiting on the day i get lucina’s emblem. i want to witness a gang fight.

outside of all the cutscenes, the game has the animation budget of 2 dollars.

i feel like i should make a seperate post on fe13 design atrocities and impracticalities (im bad at character design)

[afrival]

AOT Characters When Drinking HCs

My friend and I were talking the other day and made some HCs about the AOT characters when they’re drunk— I shall share a them here 😎🤙

cw// alcohol, vomit

modern au shit so this like doesn’t apply season 4 characterization

The 104th Gang

Eren:

- Angry drunk

- To quote my friend, you would say something around him and he's just "ohmmy GODDD shutttt the fuck UP”

- It literally doesn’t matter what you say he will tell you to shut up

- Picks fights for no fucking reason, especially with Jean

- If they’re out to drink he would start a fight with a stranger

- Mikasa literally has to drag him away from fights

- Probably drinks too much and vomits for HOURS and then brags about how high his alcohol tolerance is

- Claims he doesn’t get hangovers but everybody knows he’s lying because he will absolutely just zone out of every conversation the next day

- Always looks like he is on the verge of vomiting again

Mikasa:

- Does not drink because she has to babysit Eren

- However when she does she does not drink a lot

- Probably gets like really flustered and embarrassed, maybe a little touchy b/c her head hurts or something

- Like she’ll lay her head on Sasha’s shoulder meanwhile Eren and Jean are yelling at each other in the background

- Does get a hangover but usually it’s just a headache and she’ll be EXHAUSTED

Armin:

- COMPLETE fucking lightweight oh my god

- Do not give this man alcohol he will absolutely get wrecked

- One glass of wine is probably enough to get him tipsy

- I can’t decide if he would be the kind of person that gets really emotional and cries about everything or if he would go on long drunken rants about the most random shit

- Probably both

- Like he would be crying about the fact that he learned about otters having a favorite rock or this REALLY round corgi he saw last weak and it was just too cute

- Mikasa has to babysit both Eren and Armin whenever he drinks because Eren will absolutely try and drag Armin into his fights

- And with the drunken courage he has Armin would absolutely join in by yelling or hyping Eren up

- He becomes such an enabler

- Would have a hangover if he didn’t pass the fuck out and sleep the entire next day

Connie and Sasha:

- Two for one deal, they are always hanging out whenever they drink

- They’re the most CHAOTIC fucking duo ever, like they would somehow get their hands on a bunch of firecrackers and let loose

- Sasha would probably try and talk to any animals near by

- Connie would be laughing and saying shit like “SASHA the dog can’t fuckin’ talk back 🙄”

- They spend their hangovers bitching and whining about how much it hurts

- Probably would wrap themselves up in blankets in a dark room and snacks and spend the whole day just waiting it out

Jean:

- Same thing as Eren

- Except he also gets more flirty, but it’s not good and usually he ends up embarrassing himself and scaring away the girl he was talk to

- Finds Connie and Sasha and joins them on their shenanigans if he ain’t arguing with Eren

- Probably claims he has really good ideas and then next thing you know all three of them are in a police station and it’s definitely his fault

- “What the fuck made you think taking that woman’s dog was okay”

- “It looked SAD, Connie! And Sasha helped me!”

- “NO—“

- Spends his hangover day with Sasha and Connie

Historia:

- The most giggly fucking drunk you will ever meet

- Laughs at EVERYTHING and asks really dumb questions because suddenly she just has one brain cell

- Also a lightweight just not as bad as Armin

- Ymir has to babysit her and then when Ymir is drunk is the other way around

- They take good care of each other

- Ymir thinks she’s the most adorable thing ever and probably gives into every dumbass request Historia makes

- “Ymir! Let’s go out to eat!”

- “Hist, it’s 2am.”

- “So? There’s someplace open somewhere!”

- “...Fine.”

- Also sleeps her hangover off but Ymir has some water and pain meds ready for whenever she wakes up

Ymir:

- Oh dear lord she becomes very cocky and flirty

- Hangs off Historia’s shoulders the whole time and absolutely starts a fight with whoever looks at her gf

- Eren tried to fight her once and he got his shit beat

- The next day she would be so dramatic about how much pain she’s in just to get Historia to pay attention to her

- And ofc Historia always does < 3

The Warriors:

Reiner:

- Mans becomes such a an emotional bro

- Like he will throw an arm around literally anyone and go off about how much he just thinks they’re the darndest thing

- “Bert have I ever told you how great you are?”

- “All the time. Like a lot. You’ve said it 12 times in the last 10 minutes. Are you okay?”

- Completely denies it happened the next day and pretend he doesn’t feel like shit

- Bertholdt would find him dead to the world on the couch in some weird ass position and then force him to get up and go to bed

- “Dude you smell like ass.”

- “Shut up and just get me some water please.”

Bertholdt:

- Does not drink a lot at all especially around the 104th

- He has to make sure nobody fucking dies, especially Reiner and Annie

- He would have a beer or five with Reiner every so often and then he’s like really clingy and cuddly

- He’s embarrassed about it the next day and also pretends he never got hammered

- Sometimes one of the 104th will walk into their house and Bertholdt would be squished betweeen the fridge and the counter

- He has somehow made his way into the kitchen and will just fall asleep it the weirdest fucking places

- Reiner leaves him there because he feels to bad to move him when he looks strangely comfortable all twisted

- Whenever he and Reiner drink together they will send drunk snaps to their friends

- “Bertholdt just messaged me???”

- “Is he with Reiner?”

- “Yeah I think s— oh no.”

Annie:

- Doesn’t drink a lot either but when she does she also tries to start fights with people

- It never works out and she ends up having really deep and heartfelt conversations with them

- Like I imagine her trying to fight Armin and he’s just shaking I’m his boots and then she just stops and says

- “Ya know, sometimes I get really sad...”

- And so begins the start of their friendship

- For all the AruAni shippers I feel like she would be really protective of Armin and make sure nobody starts anything with him

- Or if they’re with Eren and the gang she will throw hands with Eren if he tries to drag Armin into his disputes

- She also probably hangs around Mikasa to make sure she’s okay and to pretend to hate it whenever Mikasa lays on her shoulder or thigh because she feels sick

- Banysits Reiner and Bertholdt whenever they’re drinking together, and then bullies the fuck out of them the next day

- “You guys are dumbasses.”

- “It was REINER’S idea!”

The Veterans-

Levi:

- DOES NOT DRINK even though he absolutely would

- He like becomes such a fucking mom lowkey especially whenever the kids are getting out of hand

- He’s dealing with a bunch of toddlers plus Hange and Erwin come on

- “Don’t touch that.”

- “Put that down.”

- “Quit yelling.”

- He never offer to clean them up or get them anything because that’s disgusting, however he does make sure everybody is at okay before leaving

- Like that they’re all breathing or nobody is missing

- After that he’s out and then the next day he just stares at them like the most disappointed parent ever

- He tolerates Hange and Erwin a little more, like they both get clingy and he actually lets them just hang off of him or something even tho he hates it

- Would probably hold Hange’s hair back if she throws up, or at least make sure it’s tied up. He has to resist the urge to vomit himself because he just cannot handle it at all

- But then he would just leave her on the bathroom floor asleep

Erwin:

- Oh boy he probably gets so emotional

- The complete opposite of his usual personality it’s so fucking funny

- Will cry about anything and once again like Reiner and Hange will talk about how great you are

- Doesn’t remember SHIT the next day and literally has no clue he acts like this and refuses to believe it whenever somebody tells him

- Hange recorded it once and he just “😐 Delete that, please.”

- Hangs around Levi and is very grateful that he lets Erwin be an annoyance

Hange:

- Tells the kids to be careful with alcohol and then immediately is found face down in a bush

- She becomes like 10 times more bubbly and absolutely batshit

- Laughs really loudly at everything

- She and Armin would get into excited like half conversations about fun science facts or whatever

- Like they absolutely geek the fuck out

- She also probably goes off about how much she loves everyone

- “LEVIIIIII!!! You’re so WOMDERFUL!”

- “Thanks. Now get off of me, bitch.”

- Levi has to babysit her and Erwin LMAO he’s the designated driver every single time

- Always knows the perfect cure for a hangover so she doesn’t usually have a really bad one

This turned out A LOT longer than I thought it would be, oops! Anyway I love doing these so I’m gonna start making more. I will probably do a lot for AOT and Hetalia so 😗✌️ prepare for cringe

[patrick-hockstutter]

Modern!Bowers Gang:

Patrick:

Really into cinematography and photography of the unsettling

Never captions his Instagram posts

Goes live on Instagram a lot, even though people really wished he wouldn’t

Makes art out of dead animals or animal bones he finds

Think Banksy, but with roadkill

He’ll take some (somehow) tasteful photos of them, post them, then leave the scene there for some unexpecting bystander to find

Has a nosering (fight me)

Never uses incognito mode

If someone happens to stumble upon his search history, he’s not paying their therapy bill

He likes reading smut more than he likes watching porn

A ps4 guy

Loves spooky games like Resident Evil, Silent Hill, Until Dawn and Death Stranding

He’s not really into school, but he surprisingly reads a lot when he’s alone in his room

Only about things he likes though

Abnormal psych, criminal psych, and sometimes some zoology (u kno y)

Watches serial killer documentaries like he’s paid to

Listens to grunge, nu metal, and 80s alt

Won’t admit it, but sometimes listens to Joji

He’s not super into emo music, but he’s the only one who will listen to it with Victor (he fckn vibes to Brand New)

Ironically uses a Zune

Has an Android but lowkey wishes he had an iPhone

Doesn’t have a computer, just jailbreaks/hacks the school issued laptop

Has a black line tattooed around some of his fingers, one of his wrists, and the shell of his ear

Has a foot tattoo

Has a fucking Juul

Watches LeafyIsHere on YouTube (tell me I’m wrong)

Spends too much time on Reddit

Wears flannels, skinny jeans, and Vans (a beanie if he’s cold)

Mostly cycles through the same three or four outfits

Wears the same pair of Vans every single day

Victor:

Big into aromatherapy

He uses lavender soaps and has an essential oil diffuser in his room

Uses incognito mode to watch Vampire Diaries

A Nintendo ass b i t c h

He has the gray Switch Lite

He brings his Switch with him everywhere (yes he’s that guy)

But what else are you gonna do when you wanna ignore Patrick?

Watches conspiracy theories about ghosts, cryptids, and aliens

Also big into podcasts (mostly true crime and conspiracy ones)

He listens to them on his headphones while he takes walks or draws

Posts his drawings on Tumblr

Does art streams on Twitch when he gets really bored

Has an eyebrow piercing (but it’s a small stud one, not a ring)

Has little tattoos on his hands

Wears bomber jackets, skinny jeans, joggers, army jackets, converse, and combat boots

The boy has style okay

Had an emo phase but still listens to the music (especially Tiny Moving Parts)

The emo phase was pretty short because Henry made fun of him so much

He just fucking liked MCR and Taking Back Sunday a lot, okay?

And Pierce The Veil and Sleeping With Sirens, but he doesn’t readily admit that

Now mostly listens to new wave, synth pop, and lofi hiphop

His favorite bands are Drab Majesty and Choir Boy (look up their new album btw)

Has a black iPhone and a space gray MacBook Pro

Uses Apple Music

Vapes, but only fruity flavors

Watches BoJack Horseman

Doesn’t really eat fast food but never passes up an M&M McFlurry

Paints his (and Patrick’s) nails black

One time Patrick caught him doing a facemask, so Patrick put one on and started chasing him around screaming as a joke

Cue: hmm… this feels kinda good tho

So now Victor and Patrick have secret mini spa days

Drives a Subaru

Belch:

Makes Spotify playlists like he’s paid to

He’s just really good at putting songs together

He tried to get into music theory, but he wasn’t one for actually making his own songs

Really into metal (obvi) but also likes some classic rock and punk stuff

Has records hung up side by side all around his room where the wall meets the ceiling

Still buys CDs

His Instagram feed is full of vintage cars and custom import cars

Fast and Furious is his favorite movie series

His favorite shows are Sons of Anarchy and The Walking Dead

But he also loves early 2000s comedies

Has a mini projector to watch movies on his room wall

Wears band tees, flannels, jean jackets, Carhartt stuff, d a d  h a t s

Really wants a tattoo but always gets nervous

Uses incognito mode to watch porn and buy some of his band tees from Hot Topic

Only one in the gang that uses Facebook (Mama Huggins made him so he could keep in contact with family)

Follows a few meme pages but also some cooking ones so he can send his mom any cool recipes he finds

Victor lowkey makes fun of him for actually using the Facebook page

Invests money in really good headphones and car speakers

Has a black iPhone

It’s always at 20% battery cause it’s always connected to his headphones, Bluetooth speaker, or car stereo

Him and Victor FaceTime when they’re bored

Sometimes they won’t even say much, they just like the over the phone company

Doesn’t smoke, but sometimes hits Vic’s vape

A social vaper if you will

Watches Idubbbz and Filthy Frank on YouTube

His favorite fast food place is Wendy’s

Not really into video games but fucking slays at Guitar Hero

And when Rock Band came out nobody saw him for like two weeks

Has a black Hydroflask with band stickers on it

Henry:

He plays a lot of Xbox

Mostly Halo, COD, Destiny, any first-person shooter really

Baits people on Xbox Live cause he thinks it’s hilarious

He’s also a fucking cyberbully but we all expected that

Has Victor’s old iPhone

Never fucking charges it

He’ll text you back in 3-5 business days (if at all)

And if you try to call him he’ll block your number

Plays iMessage games like cup pong and 8 ball with Belch

The only social media he uses is Snapchat and Tinder to look at girls

In one of his Tinder photos he’s holding a fish (srrynotsrry)

Doesn’t really listen to too much music

He doesn’t dislike music, just usually prefers to do things in silence

His mind is chaotic enough, he doesn’t need background noise

But he will listen to Cigarettes After Sex and TV Girl on a really low volume when he goes to sleep

Uses incognito mode to pick and choose random soft or angsty songs that he likes to put into a bedtime playlist

Otherwise just listens to whatever Belch listens to

Has a tattoo on his wrist

Takes a lot of drives into the countryside/national forests/mountains with Belch

Takes a lot of scenery photos, but never posts them anywhere or shows anyone except Victor

Still smokes cigarettes (he thinks vaping is douchey)

Watches South Park and American Dad

If he’s willing to spend money to go see a movie, he’s going to an IMAX theater

Sometimes he likes 3D, but most of the time it just hurts his eyes after a while

Longboards everywhere

Needs prescription glasses but refuses to wear them

They’re mostly for reading, which he doesn’t do anyway

But he does listen to audiobooks sometimes

Likes Frappuccinos but will kill you before you find out

He orders them through Uber Eats under a fake name so nobody will find out

BONUS: all four!

Victor still has his childhood GameCube that they play Mario Party, Mario Kart, and Melee on

Henry is banned from playing Mario Party after breaking a controller while beating Patrick with it

Patrick only ever picks Waluigi in Mario Kart and everyone is sick of it

When they play Rock Band Patrick is on bass, Henry plays guitar, Belch absolutely slays the drums, and Vicky boy sings his lil heart out

One night a week they order a shit ton of Dominos and make a drinking game out of watching Vine compilations

Victor does everyone’s birth charts

They collectively made a fake Tinder account on Patrick’s phone and catfish guys with it

They all try to one up each other doing vape tricks yikes

They buy bags of chips and candy from Costco and lounge around eating them on weekends

They’re banned from the city metro busses because Belch’s car was in the shop for a week and that week was hell for every bus driver in the city

[catboyminato]

punk!Minato brain rot at 2 am headcannons isn’t this quality content

do I wanna know and daddy issues as a person

he has an undercut bc I said so 🔫

probably gets dress coded like every day tbh (that’s disgusting and rude ❤️ his fit is incredible 😌)

leather jackets and doc martens type beat

probably customized his Gekkoukan uniform so much it doesn’t even look like a uniform 😭😭

canon: hello my name is minato nice to meet u ig

this Minato: why the FUCK do u a have a gun and can I try it and what the FUCK is going on out there what is that ugly ass green that graces my delicate eyes

Mitsuru “oh wow! I hate him.” kirijo

SEES has a fuck jar for every time he says fuck

minato, opening a door: what’s up fuckers

Minato, making a sandwich: where the fuck is the bread

Minato, watching TV: what the fuck im not crying it’s just dusty as fuck in here

SEES, broke: pls,,,,stop

“kIrIjO-sAn wHeN dO i gEt tO bLoW sHiT uP”

extremely disappointed that his persona is Orpheus he wanted smth cooler

“who the fuck plays a Lyre?? what the fuck is this?? intro to theatre?? give me the cool big scary one that popped out of u rn” —Minato Arisato

Orpheus: :,(

“fuck the system and eat the rich”

“what about Mitsuru-Senpai?”

“eat. the. rich.”

Mitsuru absolutely despises this man with a burning passion

junpei thinks he’s cool (and is jealous but who wouldn’t be tbh)

yukari thinks he’s refreshing compared to miss “I SiGneD YoU uP fOr SUMMEr ScHool” and mr “pRoTein”

now she’s stuck with mr “good morning everyone, *looks at Mitsuru* not you though, you can choke”

at least he has a sense of style 😽

he doesn’t like Mitsuru (omg what gave that away 🙀)

he thinks she’s 1. too stuck up 2. is rich and eat the rich and 3. is partially the cause of this whole mess 😻

no longer boy with headphones he’s boy with foul mouth 😌

lowkey kinda smart but you’d never be able to tell

✨tattoos ✨

literally always coming back to the dorm with bruises and scratches and nobody knows why

spoiler: it’s bc he’ll hear ppl talking shit about his friends (yeah even Mitsuru🔪) and will beat the shit out of them 😼

he got into a brawl in the hallway with 5 kids after he heard them talking shit about Shinji after he died ❤️ as he should king

Shinjiro and Minato said “tough on outside but softies on inside” rights and that’s what they bond over 😽

they’re lowkey pretty close and bc I said so Minato met Shinji early after exploring that part of town he’s in

now they’re punk buddies 😼 (is Shinji punk agsjashajsh oh well ❤️)

Minato would actually die for each and every one of SEES even if he doesn’t show it

the tough guy facade was born from his parents death as a coping mechanism so he never got hurt again 😝

Minato “im a motherfucking wildcard bitches” Arisato

peircings 😼

he looks scary we know but you’d never guess he spends time with like a 9 year old and buys her dinner and listens to her problems (we stan)

we love a man who can sit and listen 😌✨

yukari saw him buy Maiko takayoki and decided “hmm this is new” and thus began the cycle of “hes not so tough after all”

Junpei’s “he’s not so tough after all” was him spending time with the elderly couple who runs Bookworms 😌

Akihiko noticed how, if he could, Minato would take hits for teammates

someone tried to mess with Fuuka and he sent them to the ✨h o s p i t a l✨

fuukas realization was when the scary looking boy who cuffs his jeans and has tats made friends with her 😽

Mitsuru’s took a hot minute bc uhhhhh slowburn 🤠

hers was how he continuesly tried to help the student body even tho they rejected him bc uh he’s kinda ✨s c a r y✨

which was like?? interesting to her tbh bc these were the kids who dubbed him the outsider and yet he still strived to help them 😾

so she made the twink part of student council

and he kinda went off ngl 😀

and that’s on being a valuable asset ✨

although he only calls Mitsuru “daddy issues” which pisses her off ❤️

her personal ✨d i s c o v e r y✨ is him lending his blazer (HAJSHS the “blazer” covered in pins and chains 😭😭 which is ripped in some places 😽) one day as an umbrella 🥺

“you’ll catch a cold, daddy issues”—says the bitch soaking wet after letting her use his jacket

when he’s a gentleman 😫

when they get past the enemies stage to friends 😩

mitsuru thinks his perspectives are outlandish and refreshing

“just say no tf”—his answer in being told she needs a fiancé

did he lie tho 😭

apologizes for being a dick 🤩

will beat the fuck outta anyone who disrespects his rich friend ❤️

haha kinda scary when he’s mad ❤️

what’s that wipes blood from mouth while smiling aesthetic cause that’s him

fashionable king we love to see it

ceo of smirking

ceo of “hey daddy issues”

ceo of “fuck”

he got his earring stuck to his pillow once and only Shinji knows

“Does it fucking look like I read?” —Minato arisato who read the entire twilight series and is an Edward stan

akihiko likes to brawl with him cuz he thinks his street fighting style is nifty

can literally hear him from a mile away due to his loud ass chains and boots (stealth 0 ❤️)

has small monochromatic Arcana inspired tattoos littered around his torso (it’s a game of where’s Waldo 🤩)

“I don’t listen to pop.”—says Minato on his way to listen to One Direction

Mitsuru likes to ask what each tattoo means (sometimes it’s just like “idk i saw a guy I beat up once have it and I thought it was cool 😼”)

“rude boy” (what not based off the rihhana song where did u get that 🤠) is Mitsuru’s nickname for him

likes collecting pins 🤠

has way too much jewelry yukari will just steal some occasionally 💀

lowkey self conscious about being seen with Mitsuru

lmfao imagine seeing this punk who only wears leather jackets, doc martens and ripped jeans holding hands with the literal polar opposite of him

taking 🖤🩸🛹 and ❤️📚💳 to a whole a new level

he thinks she can do better and doesn’t want to tarnish her name 🤧

mitsuru learned from him it’s not her obligation to give two flippity flying fucks and WILL hold his hand as they walk down the hallways 😌✨

LMFAO imagine ure just a regular student and all of sudden the student council president who owns the whole damn school walks in wearing the foul mouthed blue haired punks jacket 😭

“What in the wattpad”—Gekkoukan

“what in the goth x prep”—SEES

Minato has fine ass eyeliner sorry I don’t make the rules ❤️

in conclusion punk!minato is best Minato

[jiracheer]

!!! My very first request!!! 🥺 I was so happy to see this in my inbox!! Sorry these are a bit long, but I hope you enjoy nevertheless anon!! 💕💕 pls forgive any grammar mistakes! im p sure i wrote this around 2 AM LMAO

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{ Haikyuu boys taking you out on your first date HCs }

ASAHI AZUMANE

we all know he's rlly nervous about y'alls first date

he probably asks the boys for help about places to go, and how to ask you out!!

Suga, Daichi, Yachi, Kiyoko, Ennoshita, and Yams are super helpful!! They give him a lot of helpful tips, and even help him figure out a way to ask you out in the most perfect way possible!

Tsukki, Noya, Tanaka, Kags, and Hinta were little to no help. Their Ideas were... Good, but they weren't what he was looking for. He appreciates their help in the end 

you both tend to walk home together. It really depends though! Sometimes you're down to wait until practice is over, and sometimes you just wanna go home and do your own thing

so on one of the walks home, he stops you halfway and asks you if you wanted to go roller skating date with him over the weekend

his face is so red

and so is yours because you never would've thought he'd ask you out on a date

he thinks you're about to reject him because you're just standing there in silence

"Y-You don't- We don't have to go-"

"No! Wait! I do wanna go out with you!"

the rest of the walk home is really awkward, but there's a sweet smile on y'alls faces

when the day finally comes, Asahi picks you up from your house and you're 🥺

he's wearing a cute pair of jeans with a wooly sweater over a white button up, and converse

and you're like,,, omg, did i underdress?? i need to look as cute as that??? and you look like you're about to go back inside and change, but he stops you halfway and tells you that you look cute

last minute he pulls out a handful of flowers, and you're about to cry because he's so damn cute, but then he apologizes bc lowkey they're kinda crushed

but its okay

you put them inside and y'all start leaving

y'all chat about whatever and you walk close to him, and you hold onto his arm and lean against him

when it comes to the skating part? y'all are dying.

you both cling to the walls until you finally find the confidence to skate, and you're FERAL. You're zooming around, and Asahi is just watching you with big eyes and a blush

you try your best to pull him off the wall, and skate with you, and he was terrified! man almost peed his pants! but eventually you peel him off and he's SHAKING

this tall beefy man that could snap you in half, is leaning on you and holding onto you for dear life, and you're the only thing between him and the floor

it takes him a hot minute before he's finally able to stand without busting his ass, or shaking, so you take his hand and y'all are just vibing

when the couple song comes on? He's heading towards the exit and you tug him BACK into the rink, and you're like :) "let's skate!!"

he almost passes out

he never would've thought you'd want to skate with him during a couple turn 🥺

he holds your hand real tight, and you interlace your fingers with him. and it's just really nice

Asahi leans against you again but it's not as heavy, it's a good weight that you wanna feel all night long

y'all decide to split a pizza and an icee, and you're just hanging out at your table and you're just sitting close and 🥺🥺🥺

his face is close to yours when you talk, and you're hugging his arm and you just lay your head on his shoulder

im so fuckin soft

eventually, you get really tired and it's time to go home

Asahi takes you home and nervously takes your hand before you go in, and he kisses your knuckles and wishes you goodnight

the second you're inside? you're dying

Asahi is also dying

IWAIZUMI HAJIME

you and Iwa are probably already pretty close, and you both knew how you felt, but neither one of you knew how to approach the situation

bc no cap?

Iwa was lowkey waiting for YOU to say something

while you were waiting for IWA to say something

and the whole team is sick and tired of it. Especially Oikawa

He just wants to see his two favorite people get together!!!

So he urged Iwa to say something after one of their matches

and thats when you both decide to finally make plans for a date, and you both suggested going bowling

and y'all just kinda looked at each other

and laughed really fuckin hard

You both decide to just meet up there since it would be easier for the both of you

he looks rlly cute in his usual attire of just a good pair of jeans, hoodie, and a jacket above it

and you're like. eyein that jacket. you want it by the end of the night

so you two go in, get your shoes, and start heading down to the lanes

on god, you're nervous. you're scared of your fingers getting stuck in the balls

you tell Iwa and he laughs at you, telling you that it won't happen if you're careful

you kinda eye him like uhmmm if you say so????

but you're still careful

y'all decide to name each other

Iwa is a gentleman, so he makes your nickname 'Sunshine :)'

sadly tho, you decide to be a lil shit, and his nickname is 'Oikawa's whore'

he punches your arm and you're in tears from how hard you're laughing

y'all decide to place a bet at the start since you wanted to add some spice to the date

you make a bet that if iwa wins, you're paying for the food, and if you win, he pays for the food

eventually you start playing and he's way ahead of you, and you're hitting his back jealous that he's winning

iwa is laughing in your face and he reaches for another ball. you have a feeling that this is gonna be the ball that makes you lose

you just watch in horror as he lifts the ball

he's preparing to throw it...

and!

he's sent forward, collapsing onto the ground with a double heavy thud

you blink.

and then you LAUGH REALLY FUCKIN HARD

Karma is a bitch! Iwa's fingers got stuck in the ball, and he's just laying there dumbfounded, and you're laughing

you have to help him up eventually, and you're trying so hard not to cry/shout in laughter. He's all red, but you help his fingers out and y'all sit down

you look over his hand and you're making sure his fingers aren't broken or anything

iwa just watches your tiny lil hand in his, and his heart is racing SO FAST

it isn't until you kiss his fingertips and tell him that you're gonna go get ice, that this man explodes

he takes your wrist and pulls you down so he can kiss your nose and he thanks you with a tiny mumble

you lowkey die on the spot and stagger away to get his ice, and when you come back there's a bit more pep in your step

you come back and his fingers seem okay, so you just decide maybe it's a good time to start going back home

the walk back is full of laughter and him eventually throwing an arm around your shoulder

you lean into his side and you hold his hand

when he drops you off the two of you just hang out in your porch

and he eventually leans down to kiss you 🥺 and he whispers good night against your lips

he waves you farewell, and you do too

and you know damn well you wanna go on another date with this man

TENDOU SATORI

on god I struggled to think of a date idea for Tendou

bc I was given SOOOOO MANY GOOD DATE IDEAS FOR THIS FUCKER

Tendou decided to ask you out of the blue if you wanted to go to the zoo with him

you were kinda shocked to see that Tendou wanted to go somewhere with YOU of all people

because no cap, you thought u were pretty Lame, and not cool enough to hang out with him, but. 😳 um. you said yes! let's go to the zoo!!!

but you really didn't know if it was a date or not, because he didn't say it, but in your head its a date

you're a lil nervous about going to the zoo with him because you haven't hung around with him one on one

Leon, Semi, and even Toshi, were always with y'all when you two would hang out

so having alone time with him is KINDAAAA intimidating

but when he pulls up to your house so excited to take you out 🥺 all of your anxieties are GONE!!!!!

he does not HESITATE to take your hand. He holds your tiny lil hand in his much bigger one, and he just chats about whatever comes to mind

when y'all are on the train, he sits across from you just so he can watch you stare out the window and admire you AND the view outside

he chose a pretty good day to take you out. the sun was bright and warm, and you were wearing the cutest dress so he knew today was going to be pretty good

the second you get to the zoo he makes sure to buy tickets to ride the train around the zoo, and even access to the carousel

you're about to WWE bodyslam him to the ground for buying you your ticket!! like motherfucker I have the money!!!!!!

you're so close to beating the shit out of him, but he slips the access bracelet around your wrist and slips his fingers through yours and he's like

🥰🥰🥰🥰!!!

anger? gone.

serotonin? here.

your love for him? massive.

hotel? trivago.

you decide to get a map of the zoo so you two know where you're going, and you end up navigating the both of you around

Tendou is going feral over all the animals, and he tugs on you gently to point at whatever animal is doing something he finds exciting

He even goes as far as to pick you up if you can't see a certain animal because they're positioned somewhere high

when it comes to finally going on the small ass train, y'alls legs are basically twisted with eachother and your hip is pressed against his in such an uncomfortable position

its a tight fit!!! im pretty sure your leg is falling asleep

but you can't help but giggle and laugh when Tendou leans over you to see the animals, cheek pressed against yours since you turned your head to look too

ugh. fucker takes this chance to kiss your cheek and nose it, and when you go all red he laughs at you

when you go see the penguins he holds you really close to his side, and hugs you from behind to keep you warm

but also so he can see the penguins better. the penguin house was lowkey full

you have to hold him back from touching most animals that seemed close enough to be touched

y'all get a pretzel and split that shit, but then you're both screaming when a bird swoops down to steal it right from your hands

just as you're about to get on the carousel, there's a distant rumble of thunder and you both stop like ????? brother what??? the sun was OUT

the zoo announces that they would be closing soon due to the rain, and they urge the members to start heading to their cars or whatever other method of transportation

you just look at Tendou like 👁_____👁 wut da hell we gon do...... now?

Tendou looks back at you like queen don't ask me. i didnt think we'd get this far on god

you both decide to just start leaving so you don't get caught in the rain

but wow, what do you know, it starts raining as you walk to the train station

and you BOOK IT

you're screeching as the rain just hits you at full force, and you're holding onto Tendou's arm for dear life, and he's laughing so hard and just stops

you're like ??? IT'S RAINING???? WE GOTTA BLAST BITCH

but listen. This dude is vibing now. He just had such a good day with you, and the rain feels so nice on his hot skin, and he's never felt so much at once

and you kinda just stop and admire him for a bit. So you stand under the rain with him before it gets to be too much, and you take his hand gently and start walking to the station

y'all just hang under the tin roof the station provides

you're both soaked, but sit close to one another to share heat bc y'all kinda stupid for tryin to act out a hallmark movie scene

but hey

at least y'all had fun, right?

[alrightberries]

rewatching aot shit post

not relevant, just me not wanting to shit post abt aot on my rant twt lmao

thinking abt how when levi was torturing sannes, he FORGOT he had to ask questions first BEFORE beating him up lmaooo

edit: yes i’m rewatching aot

edit 2: the look of hurt and betrayal on sannes’ face when he hears ralph say no one liked him is,,, i know he’s a bad dude but i can’t help but feel genuinely sorry for him :((

edit 3: levi’s neck and collarbones,,, MMMM

edit 4: LEVI FINDING OUT KENNY’S LAST NAME WAS ACKERMAN ALSHDLGGKSHSK

edit 5: desperately waiting for someone to gif that ONE scrne where levi leaps through fire

edit 6: historia’s 4’9” wtf I DIDNT REALIZE SHE WAS SO SHORT

edit 7: not @ how historia’s moment of clarity comes only when she thinks of ymir but,,, 👀

edit 8: why eren wanna die so bad srsly everyone been out here trying to save his ass the least he could do is LIVE ON MFER

edit 9: the look on levi’s face when he asks kenny if he was the lone survivor after having his comrades wiped out by a titan,,,, maybe levi remembered being in kenny’s place :(((((((

edit 10: will i ever not be emo over kuchel crying tears of joy when she gave birth to levi?? the answer is no.

edit 11: kenny sorrowfully telling levi that the reason why he left him was bc he wasn’t fit to be a parent lowkey makes me think he wanted better for the kid but knew he wasn’t the best option. and the last thing he ever did before he died was give levi the serum that could’ve saved his own life,,,, :—(

edit 12: COMMANDANT SADIES HAVING THE FATTEST FUCKING HEART THO he wanted humanity to have better, he wanted to make an improvement to the world. he put his duty before his heart ((y’all just KNOW that’s the reason why he never made a move on carla even tho he was in love with her)). when he realized he couldn’t be with carla, he stepped aside and let someone who could. when he realized he couldn’t make a difference, he stepped down and gave his position to someone who could. he stopped commanding soldiers and started training them, trying to prepare them for the real world bc he still cared. HE TRIED TO STOP GRISHA FROM MUTILATING EREN. HE TRIED TO STOP EREN FROM JOINING THE SCOUTS BC HE WANTED HIM TO LIVE. he’s got the biggest fucking heart and his arc’s honestly so underrated

edit 13: aot moms are awesome as fuck. mikasa’s mom fought with everything she had to protect her daughter from intruders. eren’s mom told him to runaway instead of helping her escape because they were both going to get eaten. levi’s mom did everything she could to keep him fed, even if it meant she went days without eating or taking customers when she was sick. connie’s mom, even after turning into a titan, used her last moment of clarity to welcome him home. jean’s mom, even tho he’s an ass to her at times, personally delivered homemade food to him at the base and pleaded with everyone to be understanding of him if he ever got hot headed. i love aot moms sm.

except for historia’s mom. she sucks ass. historia deserved BETTER.

edit 14: levi trying to stop a wounded erwin from going into battle bc he didn’t want to lose another friend,,, :^(

edit 15: ERWIN NOT EVEN SAYING LEVI WAS BLUFFING WHEN LEVI SAID HE WAS GOING TO BREAK ERWINS LEGS ALSJDKDK erwin knew it wasn’t a mfing threat it he knew levi would’ve ACTUALLY done it lmaooo

edit 16: NOT FAIR NOT FUCKIN FAIR I STILL HATE MARCOS DEATH IT WAS TOO EARLY MAN

[bewildered-ghost]

Chapter 2

-Stas P.O.V

We arrived to the Chinese Buffet about ten minutes later since Keith had to stop at the gas station to get some gas. Getting out of the car, and walking inside they found everybody sitting at the table waiting.

"What took yall so long? Yall was fucking?" Elijah asked.

"Nigga, no. Never that." I sat down in my seat, and Keith sat next to me. "Somebody had to stop to get gas." She turned her head to Keith.

"His tank never full, but anyways we got yall drinks, now we finna go get our food." Woody got up quickly, with everyone else following behind, after getting their food everyone settled down and started eating. I was in my own conversation with Khairi and Lena, while Keith was talking to Algee and Woody.

"Yo, bruh this food bangin' on some real shit." Elijah was smacking and licking his fingers.

"Boy, stop smackin' that shit irritating." Kandace flicked him from back of his head.

"Yo, you gone stop hitting my precious head." Elijah grabbed her hand.

"Mhm, yea aight." Kandace rolled her eyes, and I laughed a little. "Whatcha laughin' for? Don't make me get Keith or Jacob on yo ass." Elijah crossed his arms.

"Boy please, Keith can't do shit." I sucked my teeth.

"He did some something in that bedroom that had you screaming." Luke backed Elijah up.

"Fuck yall." I flipped them off. "That's why we got Kandace and Jada for." Luke said, draping his arm around his girl.

"Whas the move after dis?" Woody asked.

"Shit, I don't even know. We can chill at my crib, momma out for the whole week, got the whole crib to myself." Algee sat back, rubbing his stomach.

"Word? Yea, we at yo house everyday, and we throwin' a party Friday night." Elijah clapped his hands together.

"I'm down." Lena looked at her girls. "We down." Kandace, Jada, Khairi, and Breana chimed in. Everyone eyes were now on Keith and I, who were eating and scrolling through their phones.

It was quiet, and the two looked up. "What?" they both said.

"Y'all coming to Algee's after this?" Breana asked.

"Y-" I started, and Keith finished. "Nah, remember we got that project."

"Nigga, boom." I shooed him like a fly, " I'm coming, and smart ass if you would listen and not stare at me, you would know the packet is due next week." I rolled my eyes.

"And y'all deal with her?" Keith raised an eyebrow. "Nigga you the one who wants her, and shit." Breana said. "Aye Brea, you getting reckless now, I like that shit." Yazz smirked.

"I know you do baby." She pecked his lips.

"Whatever, Whatever. We done? Cause' I'm ready to bounce."

Everyone nodded, and they paid for their food.

Getting outside, they went their seperate ways. I climbed into Keith's car and buckled up.

"Its 5:36 lets just head to my house, get this packet started and head to G's house. Aight?" He started up the car and drove off.

"Whateva." I had my eyes on my phone, Jacob was texting me non-stop, before I could reply my phone was snatched out of my hands.

"Bitch what the fuck? the hell is wrong with you nigga?!" I reached to grab my phone, and Keith was a lot stronger than I was, but I wasn't going to stop until I got my phone.

"You don't deserve the fucking phone, you treating me like shit." Keith kept his eyes on the road as he drove.

"Do you hear yourself? Nigga, you played me. You and that fucker Daniel." I sat back, and looked out the window.

"And I apologized a million times, you fucking forgave Daniel quicker than your weave getting snatched." Keith stopped at a red light.

"I didn't tell Daniel my whole entire life! I didn't tell him the problems I had! I fucking told you! I told you everything, and I really wish I hadn't!" I screamed. I wanted to break into tears, but I didn't need him trying to apologize over and over, and what not.

Keith looked at her, frowning and a horn was honked and he looked to see the light was green. During the ride to his house, it was quiet, he glanced over to see that I was asleep. Slowly pulling up into his driveway, He got out, and went over to the passenger side, carefully opening up the door, and picking her up. Getting up to the front door, he unlocked it and walked inside putting her down onto the couch.

-Keith's P.O.V

I didn't want to wake her up, she looked so peaceful, and cute, so carrying her into the house was a good idea. After settling her onto the couch, I go to grab our things, and put them nearby the couch.

Five minutes had went by, so I decided to awake her. "Stas." I shook her, no answer, I shook her again, and her eyes fluttered opened. "Hm?" She said.

"C'mon get up, lets start this project and head over to Algee's." I leaned back up, letting her get her space to stretch and so on.

"Who are we going to do our project on?" Stas rubbed her eyes, and then looked at me.

"Abraham Lincoln." I said.

"Okay, so I'll get the poster board, papers and so on, and you do the research paper?" Stas said.

"I'll get the poster board, the papers and do the research paper. All you have to do is print out photos, quotes, and interesting things about him." I flopped next to her.

"That won't be fair tho-" I cut her off, "Girl, let me do this cause I know in the future we gone get partnered up a lot and you gone wanna do all the work."

"Whateva, and don't cut me off nigga." Stas hit his shoulder.

"Yea, yea." I shrugged my shoulders, and turned on the tv. "Yo! Turn to Martin!" Stas crossed her legs.

"I was going to." I turned to Martin, and sat the remote down. We both sat back and watched the episodes play.

While Stas was so into the show, she didn't know I was staring at her. She was so beautiful, and she took my breath away, I wish I never did that bet, and she'd still be mine. Throwing her ass back, giving me kisses, waking up next to me every morning, taking naps with her, and putting up with her attitude, and listening to her talk as if I'm one of the girls.

I sighed, and she turned her head. "What? Whassup?"

"Nothing, Nothing." I shake my head, and stood up. "Where you finna go?" She rasied an eyebrow. "Upstairs for a minute." I jogged up the stairs.

-Stas P.O.V

It's been ten minutes since Keith went upstairs, I was kind of getting worried. Getting up from the couch, I head upstairs.

"Keith?"

No answer.

"Keith Tyree."

No answer.

I pushed opened his door, and what he was doing was something I wasn't expecting to see.

"yo, get out!" He threw a pillow at her.

Turning around, "Nigga my bad. I was calling yo' name and you ain't answer, and don't throw shit at me either."

Keith pulled up his pants and went to his bathroom to wash his hands. He dried them, and looked over to the door to see that I was still turned around.

"I'm done. You can turn around now." Keith sat on his bed.

"You so nasty."

"I mean if you was riding my di-" I stopped him, "Don't say nothing. Let's get up outta here and go to Al-" Now Keith was cutting me off, "Don't interrupt me when I'm speaking to you."

I let out a laugh, "Nigga you funny. What the hell were you gone do?"

With that Keith pushed her up again the wall, and looked down at her.

"Get off of me." I looked up at him, right about now I was getting turned on and I know Keith Jr was too.

"Nah, I enjoy having you pressed up against this wall." Keith leaned down, and pecked at her neck, then down to her chest.

"K-keith.." I tried to push him away.

"Do you want me to stop?" He said between the pecks.

I couldn't answer, I was lowkey enjoying it.

"That's what I thought." He kissed down her chest, her stomach and stopped at the hem of her jeans. He began to unbutton them.

"No, Keith, Stop, this ain't right." I pushed him a little.

"But it is, baby..It is." He slid the zipper down and began taking off her pants.

After getting my pants off, he had picked me up and laid me on his bed, opening my legs, he got onto his knees, and moved my panties to the side. Keith blew on my heat, and then started to lick his tongue up and down.

"K-" I let out a moan.

Keith smirked, and added a finger.

"Shit."

He started fingering me, and I couldn't help but keep moaning.

"You like when daddy finger you huh?"

I didn't answer him, he stopped and I looked at him.

"Why the fuck did you stop?"

"You aint answer me." He slowly moved his finger.

"Keith, quit playing." I whined.

He eventually gave in, ate her out and then started taking off his pants.

"You got a condom?" I asked.

"You know it." He pulled one out of his dresser that was next to his bed. He slid the condom onto his member, and lined himself up to my heat.

He slowly entered, and I adjusted to his size a few moments after. He was fully in, and he began to thrust.

"Oh fuck." I moaned, wrapping my legs around his waist.

"I missed this pussy." he had his hands on the side of my waist. Keith started thrusting faster, with the room filled with our moans, the bed moving, squeaking and beating up the wall. I moved my hands up and down Keith's chest.

He buried his face into the crook of my neck, and I felt his breath. He let out a grunt, and mumbled.

"I'm finna cum."

"me too."

He had released into the condom, and I release as well. He flopped next to me, and I looked at him. "I honestly wasn't expecting to do that, and we are not going to tell anybody about this."

"My lips are sealed, as long as we can do this when we are alone." he played with the ends of my hair. "I'll think about it, now get dressed so we can g-" Keith's phone started to go off.

He looked at his phone, and it was Woody calling. He answered;

"Nigga where you and Stas at?"

"We on our way. Packet had us all caught up."

"Yea, aight. Y'all motherfuckas better be here in ten minutes. you heard me? Ten mothafucking minutes."

"Alright, damn we comin' Stas gathering her shit up."

"Aight, bet. Khairi needa talk to you, she want you to swing by the store."

While Keith was on the phone, I was getting dressed, I bent over and picked up my pants. I felt a sting on my ass, and I quickly looked at Keith, and hit him.

"Ow." He rubbed his chest.

"That's what you get." I slipped on my pants.

"Kiss it better."

"No." I walked out of his room, making sure I allowed my booty to jiggle. I knew Keith was watching cause he hung up on Khairi, and was hot on my heels, and he was trying to get dressed as well.

Keith grabbed me from behind, and kissed my neck. "Don't ever do that again."

"I do what I want, whenever I want. Now lets go, before they think we up to something." I picked up my bag.

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Another chapter! Hooraayyyy! Keith x Stas? Hmmm okayyyy we see yall nasties.

[These are all being transferred from Wattpad! I know my writing was horrible!]

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BASIC INFO

name:  son  haesung  . 

nickname(s):  haezy  .

age:  twenty-two  .

birthday:  1 / 21 / 98  .

birthplace:  seattle  ,  wa

gender:  cismale  .

pronouns:  he / him

sexual orientation:  bisexual  ,  demiromantic  .

education:  nyu  ,  class  of  2019  .

APPEARANCE . 

height:  5′11″

weight:  62  kg

build:  slim  fit  .

hair colour:  currently  faded  grey  ,  prob  dyeing  back  to  brown  . 

eye colour:  dark  brown  .

clothing preferences:  tightly  bound  prefs  between  black  ,  white  ,  grey  ,  anything  slouchy  or  simple  ,  graphic  tees  &  jeans  torn  beyond  repair  ,  no-show  socks  bc  ankles  out  bitches

tattoos:  aquarius  constellation  on  right  wrist  ,  small  cross  on  left  thumb  .

piercings:  double  lobe  l / r  ,  right  helix  &  double  tragus  l / r  . 

distinguishing features:  extended  scar  running  down  the  lower  part  of  his  shoulder  ,  down  to  the  small  of  his  back  ,  owing  to  a  minor  motorcycle  crash  from  a  couple  yrs  back  .

PERSONALITY . 

positive traits:  cordial  ,  sanguine  ,  mildly  breakneck  &  dynamic  ,  empathetic  ,  quick-witted  . 

negative traits:  frigid  ,  sardonic  ,  overly  analytical  ,  morbidly  pessimistic  ,  reticent  . 

likes:  spearmint  gum  ,  long  showers  ,  clean  cotton  scent  ,  rum  raisin  ,  2am  drives  ,  junji  ito  ,  biting  the  shit  out  of  straws  .

dislikes:  pistachio  ice  cream  ,  humid  weather  ,  slow  walkers  bc  he’ll  mow  u  tf  down  . 

GAME INFO . 

position: currently  substitute  ,  usually  dps  /  support  .

main:  mccree  . 

secondary:  ana  .

who do they play for fun:  mei  ,  d.va  ,  reaper  ,  sombra  . 

who are they worst at?:  roadhog  ,  orisa  .

HEADCANONS / BIO . 

stupid  ghostie  vibin  boy  from  seattle  /  slightly demented  /  cold  at  first  glance  ,  freeze  ur  limbs  off  levels  of  hypothermia  if  he  hates  u  /  kinda   cares  lowkey  uknow  ,  he’ll  either  buy  u  vodka  @  2am  &  indulge  in  sadboi  alcoholism  or  help  u  hide  a  body  ,  either  way  he  be  like  that  /  extremely  sarcastic  /  a  little  softer  spoken  but  bitter  nonetheless  with  his  remarks  /  will  absolutely  let  u  get  eaten  by  some  creature  in  the  forest  unless  u’ve  bought  him  food  before  /  cryptid  in  past  &  current  timeline  /  haesung  @  3am  ‘  hey  u  awake  do  u  wanna  summon  a  demon  n  shit  ’  /  horror buff  /  joined  the  alliance  a  bit  late  as  a  substitute  /  shrugs  it  off  bc  he  knows  he’s  a  regular  struggle  bus  when  it  comes  to  keeping  up  w/the  rest  of  the  team  bc  he’s  just  .  .  rly  lowkey  /  rarely  gets  heated 

CONNECTIONS . 

friends  in  general  ! !  ik  he’s  not  the  most  social  &  can  be  mildly  prickly  ,  but  he  actually  does  have  friends  ,  shocker  .  will  prob  throw  some  barbed  remark  every  now  &  then  ,  but  he’s  loyal  to  a  fault  to  anyone  he  gives  a  s/t  abt  ,  there’ll  be  a  lot  of  verbal  sparring  but  he’ll  do  anything  for  u  if  he  trusts  u  .  ok  .  .  .  so maybe  u  gotta  bribe  him  first  tho  . 

cryptid  buddy  !  !  basically  he’s  a  shithead  after  1am  &  drags  this  person  arnd  to  decrepit  places  in  nyc  (  ‘  u  kno  like  .  .  .  3  ppl  went  missing  on  these  grounds  isn’t  that  sick  ?  ?  ’  )  big  time  victim  to  haesung’s  antics  . 

love  hate  /  tom  &  jerry  !  !  he  doesn’t  talk  much  ,  but  when  he  does  ,  it’s  prob  some  sharp  fckin  remark  that  incites  a  fight  ,  100%  there’s  someone  he’s  always  going  to  war  with  verbally  -  they do  kinda  give  a  shit  abt  each  other  tho  .

mentor  !  !  someone  to  kick  his  ass  into  gear  (  has  to  be  alliance  )  &  get  him  a  little  more  motivated  than  he  is  .  

tricked  out  fwb  !  !  sort  of  seeing  either  haesung  sleeping  arnd  no  strings  attached  w/someone  ,  is  simultaneously  rly  close  to  them  &  confides  in  them  .  we  stan  .  .  .  this  kinda  dynamic  . 

romantics  !  !  haesung  is  boo  boo  the  fool  with  realizing  anything  remotely  romantic  ,  it  could  kick  him  in  the  crotch  &  he  still  won’t  see  it  .  i  could  def  see  crushes  ,  genuine  moments  of  love  where  he’s  just  like  shit  .  .  .  tf  am  i  dying  ?  his  heart  beating  a  lil  too  fast  &  he’s  burning  up  so  he  tries  to  self  diagnose  on  webmd 

honestly  give  me  ANYTHING  y’all  love  u  guys  

[junk-yard-hearts]

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Belch (I prefer calling him Reg or Reggie to Belch tbh)-

·         I see Reggie as more of the enforcer within their group dynamic.

·         The other guys can get kind of carried away and he’s the first to tell them to leave you the hell alone if he thinks they’re making you uncomfortable

·         After a thorough fucking he’s the one who’d gently kiss your temple and tell you how good you were

·         He always lets you sit in the front seat and glares over his shoulder at the others when they whine about it. As far as he’s concerned, it’s HIS car and you deserve the front seat, dammit. (He actually just wants to watch the sun hit your face and keep you away from Patrick)

·         The other guys give him hell because he’s so sweet on you but he just can’t help how much he adores you awe

·         The others laugh because you would never call him Belch and he blushes every time you call him Reggie

·         He’s the one you’d call after all your best friends stood you up for your girls-night-in sleepover plans. He’d hear your disappointed voice and the sniffles and sigh. He shows up at your house 20 minutes later with the fuckboy squad in toe.

·         You ask if he’d do a face mask with you and he looks panicked as fuck

·         But the second you hit him with those lovey eyes, he relents

·         The other guys sit around and snicker as you apply cerulean goo to his face but he couldn’t care less because the smile on your lips is everything to him tbh.

·         Henry tells him he’s such a girl, and Belch hits him with some “a real man would do anything to put a smile on his girl’s face” shit and Henry just slinks tf away

·         He drives you to school every day, and sometimes when your parents aren’t home, he comes in and eats breakfast with you and helps you finish getting ready.

·         He helps you pull your hair back and ties your shoes for you awawawe

·         Always opens your car door for you

·         You wear his t-shirts to school after spending the night with him and he gets all heart-eyed and thinks you look so cute.

·         He sees you in your faded jeans, with a bow in your hair, and his ratty Judas Priest shirt on and his cheeks get all hot cause he just thinks you’re the cutest.

·         For his birthday, you go to his house while he’s at work and you and his mom cook him his favorite dinner (chicken parmesan and fettucine), and you and the gang hang up a banner and surprise him.

·         You didn’t have much money so you made him a cassette mix tape and take them to the bakery on main street for cupcakes, and you all serenade him right there on the sidewalk outside the shop.

·         He tries SO HARD to keep up with your friend drama because he likes that you come to him to talk but fuck, you have so many friends. Who’s Trish?? Where tf did Emma come from? When the hell did Lisa come into the picture?

·         Takes care of you on your period like his mom told him to.

 Victor  

·         Vic is the one you go to about your friend drama and knows exactly what you’re talking about.

·         “Oh my god who does Lisa think she is talking to Gemma about you like that? I’ll kick her ass idc.”

·         Says goodbye with a firm slap on the ass

·         Smiles at the tiny squeak you make every time he slaps the ass

·         Always gives you candies out of the pockets of his vest

·         He says he keeps them to put a smile on your face and you know he stole that shit

·         Loves to rest his head in your lap and let you play with his hair

·         He gets this blissed out, barely conscious look when you gently scrape your nails across his scalp

·         Stares in slack-jawed appreciation when you wear those little skirts that sway when you walk

·         When you’re having a bad day, he paints your nails

·         He notices you getting nervous and scraping the polish off and just grabs your hand away and squeezes it.

·         Smacks Patrick over the head for making lewd comments about your body in public

·         “Dude, watch your fucking mouth, she’s a lady.”

·         You have study hall together, and you sit with your Walkman cassette player in between you, listening to KISS and holding hands, and reading your English class assignments

·         KISS is so not his cup of tea but he doesn’t mind them.

·         He knows you love them so he sits put and listens anyway

·         He learns all the words to all the songs on Smashes Thrashes and Hits from how often you listen to it.

·         You two smoked weed together and the guys found you laying outside staring at the clouds together being sappy

·         But he kicked their asses for making fun of it

·         You bleach his hair for him because he tried to do it himself and got burns on his head

·         You teach him how to put coconut oil through his hair to prevent burning, damage and uneven processing

·         Henry and Patrick laugh and look on, telling him how soft it is to dye his hair.

·         You turn around and tell them how harsh and dangerous bleach can be to the body and offer to put some on THEIR heads.

·         They scurry tf away

·         He loves to watch you masturbate, and loves when you wear lingerie for them.

·         When you and your boyfriends crashed a party, they went off to torture some people but you and Vic were making out on the stairs while all the girls with crushes on him watched

·         He lowkey loves showing you off at all times

·         For Christmas you made him the coolest sneakers he ever saw

·         You bought a pair of canvas kicks from the thrift store and spent hours painting them, and he fREAKED when he saw them

·         He loves when you wear that peachy smelling lipgloss but he always ends up with shimmer all over his mouth and the guys laugh at him. Worth it tho.

 Henry

·         You tell him you got your nails done and he gets this “The fuck are you tellin’ me for?” look on his face.

·         You frown. He realizes you just want him to act interested and suddenly he’s like AH YES, THE NAILS, THE FINGERNAILS YES THE NAILS ON THESE PARTICULAR FINGERS ARE LOOKING MIGHTY SPIFFY TODAY YES INDEED

·         He notices you painted them his favorite color and has to physically restrain himself from squealing like a schoolgirl because he loves that you love him lmao

·         Talks a major talk about what a ladykiller he is but the first time you take your clothes off and he sees your body in only soft lingerie he just stares in awe and appreciation

·         He thinks you don’t know (but you definitely know) he stole one of your silky pink camisoles and keeps it stuffed under his mattress.

·         He actually wasn’t being pervy, he holds it to him when he sleeps and breathes in that precious smell of delicate perfume and something distinctly you and it blisses him out no matter how stressed he is.

·         Always puts his arm around you in public or holds your hand

·         When its cold and you didn’t wear a jacket to school, he scolds you because he’s concerned for your health and comfort, and puts his jacket around your shoulders.

·         Will beat someone up just for looking at you wrong

·         Always is the guy who says he needs to “Defend your honor”

·         Its endearing but can be a bit much.

·         Always hitting Patrick for disrespecting you

·         Always being hit by Reggie for disrespecting you :^)

·         Is 90000% outraged when you confess an insecurity

·         “What on god’s green earth would you hate your tits for?! Have you fuckin seen them? Your body ‘so fine I’m havin to chase off every man in this damn town, cause they all want my girl.”

·         I think he’d be that boyfriend who if you wore a low cut shirt in public would walk around with his hand covering your cleavage cause that shits his eyes only thank you very much.

·         “Only yours?” you’d tease. “Damn straight.” he’d reply. “But what about Belch? N Pat n Vic?” you’d say, laughing. “OK, now listen here.”

·         Is totally fine sharing you but constantly refers to you as HIS girl.

·         Likes you to know who’s in charge.

·         One time you sucked his fingers clean after he fingered you and he is still recovering tbqh

·         Also one time you called him daddy in public and he came in his fccuccking pants.

·         You didn’t know what to get him for his birthday so you just had him over to spend the night and wore pretty underthings and had a night just the two of you.

·         You cut his hair. You’re always begging him to let you cut the fucking mullet off but he just won’t hear of it. He thinks he looks badass.

·         His hair is really soft tho and you put the mullet into a tiny braid and giggled endlessly.

·         He just quirked his eyebrow up at you and asked If he looked sexy.

·         Lives for validation

·         Tries to offer you aftercare but lowkey useless at it

  Patrick

Patricks are the dirtiest

·         Rarely allowed to be alone with you

·         Loves to say creepy shit just to watch you squirm

·         By far the most dominant and thinks aftercare is stupid lmao

·         He likes that you somewhat want to impress him

·         JEALOUS as hell of how much Henry adores you

·         And really, how much they all adore you

·         One time he got the sense that you might actually be real

·         Which freaks him out, and he can’t shake the feeling

·         He compensates for this by going out of his way to make you uncomfortable

·         Says creepy shit in public

·         Puts his hand up your skirt at the lunch table

·         More or less only touches you because he’s allowed to

·         He likes your hands a lot, he likes holding them, he likes when you touch him with them because they’re so gentle and soft

·         Comes and visits you at night because he just likes to be near you

·         At first it was unsettling but now you’re used to it and know he won’t try anything

·         As scared as everyone already is of the whole gang,

·         They’ll never fuck with you because Patrick is too damn scary

·         You had a one-on-one night once

·         The next day, the gang came over to hang out and you had welts on your chest from where Patrick dripped candle wax on you, bloodied bite marks on your collarbones and were limping

·         Belch punched him in the fucking face

·         He knows you probably liked it but the idea of Patrick getting too carried away without anyone there to stop him worries him

·         (I honestly think he’s just always looking for reason to punch Patrick lmao. If asked why, he’d shake his head and say “that boy ain’t right” mister fuckin hank hill)

·         He likes to brush your hair which is weird to the other guys but you seem ok with it, so…

·         The first time you met his mother she was visibly shocked that someone actually wanted to spend time around him yikes lmao

·         You wear one of his rings on a necklace because it slides off your fingers

·         Gets the roughest with you during sex and the guys are always wary of the fact that you actually seem to enjoy it.

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[sparkles-and-trash]

More fem!Jughead and all-fem!bughead headcanons!

requested and inspired by some lovely anons xx

fem!Jug, looks, relationship and basics

messy, dark curly hair

big, blue/grey eyes

actually very very pretty, will kill you if you’re not Betty and tell her that

smol but strong

wears big clothes, like baggy flannels and a too big serpent jacket etc

ripped jeans, all day, every day

both septum and tounge piercing

goes to homeoming with Betty in a pretty dark purple dress and puts on some light makeup with the help of Topni and Cheryl but refuses to not wear her beanie

FP is such a proud dad

also a kind of terrified dad

very supportive of her tho, tries his best not to be overprotective

she’s still best buds with Archie, doing bro things

still hates Reggie, who still calls her by all those nicknames etc

beat his ass once

Toni is her only close girl friend that’s not her girlfriend 

also good buddies with Fangs and lowkey Seet Pea even tho they constantly bicker

is buzzfeed unsolved trash

total shaniac

secretly collects funko pops but can’t really afford a lot of them so theose she has is very precious

Betty gets her one for each birthday and christmas

speaking of Betty, have some all-fem!bughead

healthy dynamic

no cheating and constant jealousy, just lots and lots of trust and mutual support

Jug is quite a bit shorter than Betty

Betty loves to pat her on the head and tease her about it

Jug prentends to be mad but secreatly likes being smaller

Betty is ususally the big spoon

nose kisses

Betty is totally the only one who can convince her to do almost everything

like joining the vixens ahhh

the cutest cheerleader girlfriends (tied with choni okay)

ahhhh imagine them babysitting Polly’s twins I cannot

Jug would be soo clumsy and nervous but still love them so much and Betty is all heart eyes

no need for “dark”Betty, they’re hot and heavy enough as it is ;))

the cutest pops dates, and they love going to the drive-in who’s still open okay I love the drive-in

not much PDA, but constant hand holding

they’re both kind of protective over the other, but not like, too much

but if one of them is drunk they go into full beast mode, nobody can even look at the other one “funny”

i love them

[rivenjcmeson]

《 ABOUT ―

ALIAS: Riven S. Jameson 

BIRTHDATE & AGE: February 14th | 28

AFFILIATION: The Bratva | Drug Dealer

FACECLAIM:  Maxence Danet - Fauvel

《 INTRO-ish ―

The second born to the late Mr. and Mrs. Jameson. An impulsive French - Canadian. Harbors that annoying youngest child complex. A brother to a sister he isn’t close with anymore. Lazy opportunist. A drug dealer with an unshakeable ego. Proud owner of several dirty Vans and a sharp tongue. College drop out. A Google enthusiast. Most often found with a join in hand skipping his shifts at work after a quickie with whatever lucky soul meets his path. Noncommittal. Doesn’t own a hair brush or common sense. Might be a bad influence but damn good fun.  

So before Riven found himself in Chicago, he got involved with someone who worked as a runner for a local dealer up somewhere up in Québec, Canada. And by involved, I totally mean they had something more going on during Riv’s frequent late night orders of pot and pills that made you feel better than you actually were. 

He eventually got tied up with more people within that person’s circle and somehow managed to snag himself a lil side gig with them for some extra cash. Help bring packages here. Drive to meet this person there. Keep a look out, always. Etcetera, etcetera. He kept this up for a while as the money was good so he never complained …… much ( he did hate working late nights tho ). 

Things were gucci until one night when he accidently fell asleep while he was supposed to be keeping a look out of for anything fishy during the drop at some trap - like warehouse. His job was simple, keep an eye out in a certain direction in case anything happened during the drop. That was it ! Long story short, it ended up turning into bust with Riv quite literally fleeing the scene to save his own ass while the police booked a few people up, including the one who had gotten him introduced to this mess to begin with. 

Despite his move to save his own skin, Riven never truly got over this. Hurting people isn’t really his thing, but life’s too short to spend it behind bars over a little school yard crush.

He kept up a surprisingly good low profile for the next few weeks after that. He managed to get a lowkey job at a local record shop ( you know, to start making that legal $$$ ) and even got himself under a few new faces to take his mind off the one. 

Unfortunately, life had other plans and made them cross paths once more. They caught him leaving work late one night as he was locking up and fed him some bull story about getting released and how they really missed him. That they weren’t upset for his incredibly selfish decisions to leave and that they hoped they could talk. Catch up. And what better way to celebrate than to rekindle that good ol’ lust flame with your jeans around your ankles with someone you care about the most? Thinking too much with his you know what rather than his mind, Riv agreed to follow them back to their place which ended up being … dun dun dun… you guessed it, a set up.

What happened after that, he’ll never know. He woke up in the hospital a few days later after getting the shit beat out of him. He wants to say that he wasn’t supposed to make out that night but that someone had found him bloodied up on the side of the road and took pity on him. He has the same amount of luck as Murphy from The 100, let me tell ya. 

He immediately knew he couldn’t stick around and wait for them to realize that he was still alive ( hello, paranoia ) so the moment he was able to, he got himself together and began couch hopping with people he trusted enough to keep his profile low until he was able to find sanctuary elsewhere. He trickled from Canada down to the USA and then found himself in Chicago. Desperate for protection incase luck ended up not being in his favor is how he found himself getting involved with Bratva. Whichhh I’m still working the details out for, but in the service of things, I want to say he managed to weasel himself in by making a deal for working for them as long as he didn’t have walk around for the rest of his life looking over his shoulder thinking he’ll get jumped to slow death again. 

[95825s]

neighbor! daniel

member: kang daniel ft seongwoo + hyung line

summary: you never actually bothered interacting with your neighbors tbh nor did daniel who is just living right beside your place. but fate plays along, in a funny way.

a/n: i’m not good with fluff au tbh but anyways, dedicated to those who needed a cute daniel scenario hehehe

you’re just coming back home from college and you’re like 100% done with life tbh, all you wanted to do is take a long bath and go to sleep

like always, you would hear a bunch of noise from different directions because most of the people living that apartment are college students

ofcourse you know who they are, and possibly how they are

but nah, talking with them? definitely a no from you

it’s not like you’re shy or anti-social

you’re just…. tired lol

and yes, you do know kang daniel

actually everyone knows kang daniel

but that’s not the point

daniel is your neighbor ever since you came as a first year student in your college

daniel is your senior by a year so he lived in the apartment longer than you did

also you guys never actually greeted each other properly

and it’s already the third year you’re here,,,,

so anyways, you’re about to unlock your apartment before you heard a loud shriek from daniel’s apartment

now you’re not the type to be curious of those stuff like let’s be real here, it’s going to waste your resting time

but you had no choice but to witness a group of guys pushing each other, playing around and probably some arguing at the backcoming out from daniel’s place

and you literally have the “what-the-hell” look on your face like who are these people making extra sound pollution at night

“hi there cutie”

“back tf off”

6 males are shook

“uh sorry about that” 

you see daniel approaching you and tbh you just want to enter your apartment right now

but your feet stays on the ground like uh are you mesmerized by kang daniel……again…..

and no, you do not have a crush on him

it’s just that daniel looks hella good like 24/7 and it’s impossible not to like that

your mind right now: ok you need to chill because daniel is about to talk to you again-

“my friends are drunk so they’re doing dumb stuff”

“um excuse me, but i’m NOT DRUNK”

“shut up, jaehwan”

suddenly you see this jaehwan guy trying to fight with the other guy who 100% looks done with him (coughs minhyun coughs)

then you see another guy putting his arm on daniel’s shoulder while eyeing you

“so who is this?”

you really just want to get into your apartment…. but hello there another good looking guy

“i’m y/n”

“such a beautiful name”

“thanks-”

daniel at the side: OK THAT’S ENOUGH

you: UM what’s wrong……

the good looking guy remains unbothered by daniel by the way lol

also good looking guy pushes daniel away

“i’m seongwoo but you can call me as yours ;)”

you laugh, because firstly that’s actually a bad pick up line, EVER

secondly, it’s obvious that seongwoo is joking around???? he cute tho

“you’re funny”

“THANK YOU SO MUCH, FINALLY SOMEONE IS SAYING I’M FUNNY”

daniel comes back to seongwoo’s side

“we are done here, sorry for bothering you and please, if you see these guys anywhere….just run”

“uh,,, sure??”

notes to be taken: kang daniel is weird

“so bye!!!!” 

daniel basically drags everyone away, especially seongwoo that is spitting out some random pick up lines to you lmao,,,,,

anyways

you don’t see them anymore

except daniel ofcourse

but somehow you’re like more aware of daniel’s presence now

like you realized how you guys always go out from the apartment at the same time

and also when you guys go back home

after 3 years,,,,,,,,,,,

sometimes daniel greets you

and you get awkward sometimes when he does it… because you NEVER get greetings there

but daniel’s greets became like a routine and you expect it everyday now

and it’s super weird because one time he didn’t come out from his apartment in the morning

and you were 100% sure he had a class that day

and you felt empty when you came out the apartment alone,,,, 

you lowkey needed his simple “hi, good morning” 

but you highkey went like “pshh, i don’t need his greeting lol it’s getting annoying anywAYS”

but that’s obviously a lie

so that whole day you felt so grumpy like everyone was like 

“are you okay”

“YES OF COURSE why would…i….not…be….okay”

“your face looks so stressed out, are you sure you’re okay–”

“CAN YOU STOP ASKING BECAUSE I AM 100% SURE THAT I AM FINE OKAY”

ANDDDD basically everyone just stops talking to you for that day 

you didn’t mind though because you didn’t want to remind yourself it’s because of that neighbor of yours

but when you came back to your apartment that day

you hear the door beside yours open

before you could register it in your mind

there was daniel with his messy hair

and black hoodie with his ripped jeans

looking hella good AGAIN

“oh hi, y/n!! good evening” 

“….”

daniel got confused because you didn’t answer back and it was making him feel awkward and he wanted to just leave,,,, but then you were like 

“hi daniel!!!”

you suddenly hated yourself because your ass got too excited over a GREETING

everything got so awkward but daniel got shy????? his lips smiled so widely????? and he just????? nod his head cutely

you got so embarrassed tbh and you just unlocked your door and shut it quickly

your heart was beating quickly and you were so in denial over the whole thing with daniel

you: my heart is beating like this because i ran into my apartment too fast right”

…..speechless

daniel at the other side: are they going to make my heart flutter everyday,,,,,,,,, but i like it though…..

SQUEALS

so after that day, you get extra cautious over your reply to daniel

“hi, y/n”

“hi daniel……………..”

ok so you did make things alot awkward

but daniel is just a happy bean because he gets to talk to you everyday

he’s also sad that the only thing you both speak with each other is greetings only

but like he also tried to ask you about other stuff but he’s scared he asks too much and bothers you

and he also thinks that….you….might like….seongwoo

because apparently you didn’t “run” like what he told you to do when you see the guys

specifically seongwoo

you sometimes see seongwoo at your college because your department is near his

and he goes like “hey there!!! wanna go and have lunch together!!!”

you find him fun to hang out with tbh 

even though 99% is him dragging you to eat lunch with him

daniel knows about you hanging out with seongwoo because seongwoo tells him everything,,,,,

“do you want to eat lunch with us”

“no it’s ok, you guys go ahead”

seongwoo tells you that daniel can’t make it again

and your smile just drops naturally but you just quickly try to act normal

TOO LATE

seongwoo figures out something you haven’t even realized it yourself

“on the scale of 0 to 10, 0 being the lowest, how much do you like daniel”

cue you choking on your drink because whaT THE

“of course it’s a zero”

“ah, so you’re at the denial phase”

“wHAT NO”

“ok, you’re at the second level of denial phase”

“shut UP SEONGWOO”

“third level–”

that’s when you finally listened to daniel about running away if you see the guys

SPECIFICALLY SEONGWOO 

and daniel thinks seongwoo did something to you because seongwoo hasn’t talk about you anymore

so for the first time ever

daniel knocks on your apartment door

and you thought it’s your other neighbor

but surprise!!!! it’s kang daniel

and you’re so lost when you see him

because you just finished watching a sad movie and your eyes are so teary

daniel thinks it’s because of seongwoo (lmao))

“are you okay???”

“I’M FINE”

“no no no, you’re not fine”

daniel pushes you into your apartment and makes you sit down on your couch and he sits across you

“tell me about it”

“about what”

“….did seongwoo rejected you….”

“seongwoo????”

“yes him,,,, you guys always hang out together and suddenly you guys are not….. what happened”

“daniel, it’s nothing–”

“what do you mean it’s nothing, he made you cry”

“what– no, i’m not crying because of him!!”

“then why aren’t you guys hanging out anymore….”

you literally just stay silent……… and looking at him…..

daniel sighs and goes like “just tell me”

you got nervous suddenly,,,,,,

“it was actually about you……..”

daniel looks so confused

his head is tilting cutely and you just go !!!

“what about me?”

“seongwoo asked me something…… he asked me if….i like you”

daniel keeps quiet and you feel so weird because he never look this serious before

“i can’t believe that guy is seriously oblivious the fact that you like him”

…….. you just stares at him tbh……

“wait,,, do you like him???”

“uh no”

“then why did he asks you if you like me instead????”

“he….sensed something and it’s weird if i explain it… i just,,, can’t say it to you”

“do you hate me then?”

“no, NO ofcourse not!!”

“so you like me then?”

“yes, wait, wAIT no, i mean no yes, i don’t know?”

your cheeks gets warm and you just want to HIDE

but you see daniel,,,, looking all happy and smiley and it makes your heart flutter

and you smile with him

and you both got so shy

so cute

and you both just look at each other more

and it’s not even awkward anymore

daniel just,,,, smiles even more and he’s like

“i….actually like you… alot”

you blush madly……a kang daniel effect

daniel rubs his neck and gets more shy 

“and i really hope you like me too…..”

and then you get more shy

basically you guys are a bunch of cute shy people 

you look at him again like after trying to avoid his face

“i think i like you… alot too”

“that’s great”

daniel looks at you lovingly

and your heart flips

“does this mean i’m gonna be more than your neighbor now ;)”

okay so it’s really not that fluff au because i really suck at writing cute stuff lmao anyways i hope you guys enjoyed it!!!!