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#jegulus incorrect quotes
chasingthestarss · 8 hours
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James: What did you think I just kissed you all those times for suits and giggles??
Regulus: In my defense you did get a kick out of sticking your tongue down my throat in public places.
James: Well yeah, but that’s because it annoyed Sirius and it was funny.
Regulus: Yeah I enjoyed that too.
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not-rab · 5 months
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James: How did you get your brother to co-operate with you?
Sirius: I threatened to reveal his dark secret.
James: Which is what?
Sirius: I have no idea, I was bluffing, but it must be something horrible.
James *nervous sweating*:
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breathingdisaster08 · 15 days
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*The Balck brothers speaking French*
James: *Literally melts on the spot and finds it extremely hot*
Remus: Shut the fuck up, I don't speak croissant.
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rosemarilee · 4 months
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Marauders raising Harry:
Lily: I have put a charm on my house and James and regulus’ house so that you won’t be able to swear in front of Harry anymore
Sirius: this is tyranny
Remus: we have rights
James: all we are asking is that you don’t swear in front of our 4 year old
Sirius: I would never-
Regulus: that’s a bold-faced lie
Sirius: how do we know this charm is real
James: try it
Sirius: Fork- god ham it
Remus: here let me try
Remus: #%#*%#*%#
Sirius: HA
Lily: *groans*
Regulus: HOW DO YOU KNOW MORE SWEARS THAN MAGIC ITSELF
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Regulus: if you do that again, I'll throw you out the fucking window you-
Regulus:
Regulus: what the fuck are you doing?
James: checking how high the drop is, see if it's worth it.
Regulus:
Regulus: you little bitch
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faerycross · 8 days
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regulus: the idea of being perceived 24/7 is unbearable, i could never live with another person
james: we're literally married and live together every day of the week
regulus, visibly annoyed: well you're the exception okay??
james: (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)
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teaformoony · 18 days
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regulus: do NOT tell james about this
remus: you want me to LIE to james???
regulus: is that a problem?
remus: lol no
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11 years old Regulus: I hate you.
12 years old James: You're cute.
*6 YEARS LATER*
Regulus: I hate you.
James: Love you too.
That's it.
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veethebeequeen · 3 months
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James: I finally asked Regulus out
Lily: oh I'm sorry
James: why?
Lily: I assumed he said no
James: no he said yes
Lily: oh I'm sorry for him then
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yourgalgremlin · 3 months
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Barty, the Babysitter:
REG: Harry, did Uncle Barty terrorize you today?
HARRY: No I held him hostage! Come see how good I tied him up!
JAMES: He looks like me, but that is all you.
REG: What, his criminal potential? Or his glee tying up an older man w/ rope..?
JAMES: YES
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hrlx23 · 3 months
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Peter: why is James crying?
Regulus: Remus told him me and Sirius have to go to the North Pole to be enslaved by Santa.
Peter: ...
Peter: you went along with it didn’t you?
Regulus: I went along with it yeah.
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chasingthestarss · 4 months
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James: *rolls over to see Regulus still awake* can’t sleep?
Regulus: Yeah.
James: You thinking about your mom?
Regulus: No, I’m thinking about cats being scared of cucumbers and how strange it is.
James:
Regulus: It just doesn’t make sense at all. Cucumbers aren’t scary. Cats are bigger than cucumbers. And cucumbers don’t move. Why are cats scared of them? What is there to be scared of?
James:
Regulus: What?
James: I love you so much.
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not-rab · 5 months
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[Grimmauld Place tour]
Regulus, to James: Oh look, the door post where Kreacher measured our heights.
Regulus: I was always half an inch taller than Sirius, not that it matters.
Regulus: But it does.
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jegulus incorrect quote pt i would like to know
Dumbledore: Did you take out The youngest black as I requested?
James: Regulus has been taken out, yes
Dumnblehore: You have my grat-
James: It was a great restaurant
James: We had a romantic candlelit dinner
James: Regulus proposed afterwards- we’re filing the wedding papers
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rosemarilee · 5 months
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Regulus and Harry first meet
Regulus: *has never had a conversation with a child before* so…
Harry: you’re short
Regulus: no you’re short
Harry: I’m a kid I’m supposed to be short
Regulus: I’m an adult I can be whatever the fuck I want to be
Harry: so you chose to be short
Regulus: I’m fucking your dad
Harry: I don’t know what that means
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where-is-vivian · 11 months
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James, running late to class: Sorry, professor, I'm late. My alarm clock didn't go off.
Everyone in the classroom staring at him:
Professor Flitwick: Nice of you to join us, Mr. Potter.
James, walking to his seat next to Sirius:
Sirius, staring holes at the back of James' head:
Professor Flitwick, turning around to resume his lesson, but just before he adds: I'd advise you you don't mistake your uniform with someone else's next time you're running late.
James, clueless: What? *then, whispering to Sirius* What?
Sirius, shooting daggers at him: Prongs. Who's Slytherin tie is this?
James, blinking, and slowly looking down at the green tie he's wearing, before looking up sheepishly: Haha, you're not going to belive this—
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