WONDERFULXSTRANGE NOMINATIONS SUMMARY
Nominations make up the pool of all the characters and character combos that will be offerable and requestable for the 2024 edition of the exchange. Cast list too big for TP gotdamn feet so we need this step for wieldy signups.
To nominate, fill this form with your selection of up to 8 characters or character combos. Up to 2 of your nominations can be crossovers that include Twin Peaks characters. Tulpas and assorted fragments are nominated separately. Rules, formatting and examples in link.
This page is updated with the results throughout the nominations days.
Entries are grouped by solo characters / groups / non-romantic relationships / romantic relationships / crossovers
2024 LIST:
Dale Cooper
Laura Palmer
Chester Desmond
Diane Evans
Denise Bryson
Hawk
Norma Jennings
Annie Blackburn
Harold Smith
Josie Packard
Albert Rosenfield
Sarah Palmer
Ronette Pulaski
Shelly Johnson
The Log
The thrush
Constance Talbot
Tammy Preston
The Blue Rose task force
Laura Palmer & Dale Cooper
Tammy Preston & Denise Bryson
Audrey Horne & Laura Palmer
Dale Cooper & Audrey Horne
Gordon Cole & Albert Rosenfield
Laura Palmer & Maddie Ferguson
Major Briggs&Bobby Briggs
ShellyJohnson&Becky McCauley Briggs
Diane Shapiro & Diane Evans
Sarah Palmer & Becky Burnett
Dale Cooper & Harry Truman
Audrey Horne & Denise Bryson
Annie Blackburn & Laura Palmer
Albert Rosenfield & Diane Evans
Garland Briggs & Douglas Milford
Donna Hayward & Harold Smith
Laura Palmer & Sarah Palmer
Tommy 'Hawk' Hill & Margaret Lanterman
Audrey Horne & Bobby Briggs
Audrey Horne & Pete Martell
Laura Palmer & Teresa Banks
Laura Palmer & Norma Jennings
Norma Jennings & Annie Blackburn
Audrey Horne & Laura Palmer
Margaret Lanterman & The Log
Laura Palmer & Bobby Briggs
Albert Rosenfield & Dale Cooper
Dale Cooper & Diane Evans
Lucy Moran & Phillip Jeffries
Diane Evans & Laura Palmer
Lil the Dancer & Audrey Horne
American Girl & Señorita Dido
Wally Brando & Harry Truman
Harry Truman & Frank Truman
Señorita Dido & Dale Cooper & Laura Palmer
Laura Palmer & Donna Hayward & James Hurley & Audrey Horne & Bobby Briggs
Harry Truman & Wally Brando & Lucy Moran & Andy Brennan
Laura Palmer & Donna Hayward & Shelly Johnson & Ronette Pulaski
Becky Burnett & Shelly Johnson & Bobby Briggs
Laura Palmer & Teresa Banks & Ronette Pulaski
Donna Hayward & Gersten Hayward & Harriet Hayward
Albert Rosenfield & Dale Cooper & Harry Truman
Bobby Briggs & the Bookhouse Boys
Blue Rose Team & Constance Talbot
the Roadhouse MC & Black Lodge spirits
Laura Palmer/Donna Hayward
Denise Bryson/Dale Cooper
Albert Rosenfield/Dale Cooper
Bobby Briggs/Audrey Horne
Bobby Briggs/Shelly Johnson
Bobby Briggs/Laura Palmer
Janey-E Jones/Dougie Jones
Diane Shapiro/Tommy "Hawk" Hill
Dale Cooper/Harry Truman
Harry Truman/Albert Rosenfield
Maddie Ferguson/Donna Hayward
Chantal Hutchens/Gary "Hutch" Hutchens
Laura Palmer/Donna Hayward
Laura Palmer/Ronette Pulaski
Shelly Johnson/Laura Palmer
Annie Blackburn/Laura Palmer
Margaret Lanterman/Samson Lanterman
Tammy Preston/Cynthia Knox
Dale Cooper/Albert Rosenfield/Harry Truman
Albert Rosenfield/Dale Cooper/Diane Evans
Harry Truman/Dale Cooper/Josie Packard
Josie Packard & Harry Truman/Dale Cooper
Laura Palmer/Ronette Pulaski & Teresa Banks
Albert Rosenfield & Herbert West (Re-Animator)
Laura Palmer & Jeffrey Beaumont (Blue Velvet)
Dale Cooper & Fox Mulder (The X-Files)/Dana Scully (The X-Files)
Diane Evans & Klaasje Amandou (Disco Elysium)
Dale Cooper & Harry Du Bois (Disco Elysium)
Wally Brando & Noid (Disco Elysium)
If you see any duplicates please let me know!
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The Lamentations of Mistress Morley: The Fighting Dogs
The Princess Anne returns! Of course here is the AO3 link. This takes place the night after Monmouth's return in The Tenth Hot Spring. Anne hears about it and certainly has things to say about the Disciples' new prisoner...
CW: physical abuse, domestic violence, addiction, smoking, drinking, gambling, objectification, destruction of personal property, non-consensual touching, implied/referenced genocide, and implied/referenced DRUNK DRIVING BABEYYY!!
“I hate it here.” Anne paused before the doors of the club, where she could hear music inside. The protection spirits that guarded the place watched her from their positions within the lion statues hanging from the roof; she couldn’t see them but sensed from the glowing ruby eyes that they were there.
“Well, John made it sound very important,” Sarah said beside her. “Could it be? Why would Monmouth return? He has no master anymore, Charles is dead.”
“I’d want revenge, too, if I were him,” Anne said. She lifted her head to show the spirits the tattoos on her neck before opening the door. “You saw the state Charles was in. To think, James would do that to his own brother...” She shuddered. “Well, you don’t want to think about it.”
“But nobody here is that stupid, surely.” Sarah followed her in, flicking her tail distastefully when she saw the scene up ahead.
There was James, sickening James, waving his cigarette about as he spoke to the Disciple men sitting around him, a few of them absently playing cards on the coffee table (which was currently being used for everything but coffee) before him. To Anne they looked more like remnant servants than humans, looking up at him with wide eyes as they were. She could tell from the irritated twitching of their tails that they were more bored than anything, but on they listened.
Beside James on the sofa was Marly, dressed in his Ally attire, resting his head on the Overlifer’s shoulder and occasionally chiming in with his own remarks. He sat up as Anne and Sarah approached, and James glanced at him before turning his head to Anne.
“Ah, it’s just you,” he said, looking from her to Sarah. “And Miss Jennings, too. Have a seat, I’m sure the boys can make room for you.” He raised his voice. “Ah, Talbot, be a doll and bring us more drinks, would you?”
“That won’t be necessary,” Sarah began, but James waved his tail dismissively.
“Come, what else are we all here for?”
“We’re here to see Monmouth,” Anne cut in. She had no time for this. “I know he’s here.”
James’ eyes widened in fury. “Now where did you hear about that?”
Shit. Don’t look at Marly, don’t look at Marly—
She glanced helplessly at him anyway, and James turned to him with a lash of his tail. “You?”
“Mary- Mary texted me!” Anne rushed to say. “She was there, yes? She told me what had happened.”
It was Mary who had shot Monmouth. Anne had found it difficult to believe at first as Sarah had read her the messages from Marly, but standing in front of James, the tip of her tail shaking, she realized that right now, she could shoot anyone her father wanted her to. Mary had loved Monmouth very much, but if James had ordered it...
The Disciples always come first.
She inhaled sharply, turning away. She felt Sarah twine her tail around hers.
“Mary?” James snorted but said nothing more on the matter. “Well, you’ll see the dog tomorrow during his execution, or his escape, whatever the outcome of his fight with Marly is. Why would you want to see him now?”
“I haven’t tortured anyone since Eastern Kingdom, give me a break,” Anne snapped.
“I thought you didn’t like torture.”
“If- if they deserve it, then of course I do,” she said loftily.
“Nice try, Anne, but your sister has more of a stomach for it than you do,” her father said. He took a long drag from his cigarette and motioned outwards. “I’m not letting you part with him, if that’s what you want to do. He’s a spirit, not family. Have a drink here or get out. That goes for you, too, Sarah,” he added, his tail coiling protectively around Marly’s waist.
Sarah opened her mouth to say something, but Anne batted her tail at her friend’s face. “Okay,” she said. “We’ll stay.” She wasn’t so bad at the cards, she liked to think, especially when everyone else was too high or drunk to realize that the stakes were getting higher and higher.
“I hadn’t really planned for this,” Sarah mumbled as she sat down beside Anne. “What are we doing?”
“Give him an hour and he won’t even notice when we slip out,” Anne whispered back. “Hopefully.”
The aforementioned hour felt too long, perhaps because of the stench of the smoke in the air and the mindless conversations all around her. She really didn’t want to, she told herself she wasn’t going to do this again tonight, but with James watching her and laughing as if everything he’d ever done was nothing at all, she found herself lighting her own cigarette, ordering the same drinks her father did.
“Don’t drink too much, you’re still playing, aren’t you?” Sarah nudged her in the side with her tail.
“I’m not going to lose. I don’t ever lose.”
The heat here became stifling; it became unbearable as she watched her father drink and blow smoke into Sarah’s face and kiss Marly all over his neck— and still he would not shut up. His voice sounded fainter to her now, but he was always there, whispering behind her.
Oh, Ferocity, save me. She was unsteady as she finally stood, having beat these boys at what they thought they were so good at, though she couldn’t tell if the sickness in her was because of the drinks or simply because she hadn’t eaten. She could feel Sarah’s hand in hers, and then she saw the flickering lights above and heard her friend say, “Come dance a little, pass the time.”
“Why...why should I?”
“You think I want to see your father with Marly?”
Anne groaned. “Sorry...sorry for all of it. Everything.”
“None of this is your fault.” Sarah brought a hand up to Anne’s face. “Calm down, everything will work out.”
So they did dance, Anne with a cigarette still in her fingers, which Sarah took from her occasionally. Anne had no idea what she was doing, truthfully she thought she was just tripping over her own tail, but then she heard Sarah laugh and it was alright. Out of the corner of her eye she saw James lean in towards Marly with the smile she’d come to hate.
By the time they were done she swore she was about to faint. She yawned, collapsed back on one of the chairs. She ran her fingers through her hair, and she heard Sarah murmuring beside her. But it all seemed like nothing to her.
“Anne, did you hear me? Anne!”
“What?” Anne looked up, and Sarah flicked her tail at Marly. The Ally was making out with James, who smacked him on the thigh and brought him closer still. Marly seemed to tense for a moment but said nothing.
“Oh,” she said. She didn’t even really mean it, though.
“Let’s go see Monmouth now,” Sarah huffed. “James looks pretty busy to me.” She whisked past Anne with a lash of her tail, and Anne followed her, still staring at her father. He didn’t even look up as she left through the doors in the back.
If that was George...
Well, she was glad it wasn’t, and that was what made him so perfect. Perhaps she should have felt worse that Sarah was braver than she was.
“I don’t know how you can stand it,” she called after Sarah. She paused to take a breath before descending the stairs. The air felt clearer here, the lights not as glaringly painful as they were inside the club. She could still hear the music, people pushing against the door, but that only guaranteed that no one would come down here.
No one was supposed to come down here, not unless James allowed it.
“What, Marly and James?” Sarah shrugged. “Yeah, I don’t know either.”
“You should kill him.”
“Maybe I would if I had met John sooner.” She looked down with a miserable sigh. “But James had him first.” Her voice broke, only slightly. “Marly has been his Ally for longer than he’s been my partner. Makes me some kind of homewrecker, in his eyes.” She shrugged her shoulders, forcing a laugh.
“There has to be something we can do,” Anne urged.
“Yeah, when you kill James and Mary and you become our leader and everything is okay again. For now...” Sarah shook her head helplessly. “You think I’ll fight an Overlifer on his choice of whores?” She spat the word out sardonically.
“Just because Overlifers can fuck who they please doesn’t mean we should let them,” Anne said. “Nobody is entitled to anyone else’s body just because of their divine right or whatever.”
“Then what’s the whole point of their power?” Sarah asked, bewildered. “Look, Anne, I’m just grateful that he lets me be with John at all. He could have killed me, you know. He could have punished John for it. But he didn’t!��
“You don’t deserve to see him like this—!”
“You don’t think I know that?” Sarah cried, taking Anne’s hand and squeezing hard. “Promise me we’ll kill your father, Anne. John knows the danger he’s in, but nothing can take him from James save for James himself.”
“And if he dies...”
“Then all will be well.” Sarah bowed her head. “And John will be okay, after all.”
There wasn’t any reason he shouldn’t have been okay in the first place! He was never supposed to be here!
“I’ll fix everything,” Anne vowed, mostly to herself.
But Sarah heard. “I already told you that none of this is your fault, Anne. You don’t have to feel like you have to do all of it yourself. You have me.”
“If I’m going to become an Overlifer, then I have to show everyone that I’m worthy of it.” She shook out her tail. “Ugh, this would’ve been so much easier if Monmouth could have just done things right and killed James for us. Then we would have Mary left to deal with, but at least Marly-”
“I don’t want to talk about him,” Sarah interrupted. “We’re here for Monmouth.”
Anne sighed and left it at that. She pushed open the doors in front of her, taking a spell from her pocket and blowing on it. The slip of paper disintegrated into flames, and, much to her surprise, the candles down the hall lit up.
There were cages upon cages that held dozens of dwaallicht spirits in them, all growling and whining as Anne stepped inside. Some of the larger cells had handler spells scrawled over the walls; she guessed those were for any captured Allies. Shamefully they had none at the moment. That was a shame, they certainly found more purpose in the fighting rings where the Overlifers liked to pit them against each other, and where Marly would be fighting tomorrow night.
She supposed just a bit of her father’s bloodlust had grown on her.
“Monmouth!” she called. “It’s me, Anne!” After a moment of silence save for the nervous growls of the other spirits, she whistled. He always responded to that more.
There was a weak bark, and Anne saw then that he was lying in one of the upper cages, his head forced up by the heavy chains around his neck, tangled around the wires of the cage. He wagged his tail slightly as he met Anne’s gaze.
“Monmouth,” she breathed. She hadn’t expected the relief that came to her in that moment, seeing him alive. “I- I didn’t think I would see you again. Hold on!” She climbed onto the wires of the lower cages, steadying herself with her tail as she leaned in closer towards Monmouth. There were symbols scratched out into his chains, she realized— not Infernal, but something else entirely.
Wait, is that...Messianic? There were very few characters that had survived from the language of the angels before they had all gone extinct, and two of those were in use here. The other ones she had never seen before.
I don’t think anyone has ever seen this before. She narrowed her eyes. Is this real?
“Hey, Sarah? Can you look at the chains on the other remnants?”
“Alright. What am I looking for?”
Anne swallowed. “M-Messianic.”
Sarah was silent as she bent down to look at the chains of the other spirits, and then Anne heard her hiss, “Heresy!”
“Well, is there?”
“Are you kidding me? It’s all over their collars!” Sarah fumed. “James can rot, but if he catches the cunt who did this, you won’t see me complaining about the beheading. How does anyone even know about this?”
“And it works, too,” Anne said, looking down at Monmouth. “Only angel spells could inhibit the magic of the devils and the dwaallicht spirits.” Her tail twitched thoughtfully. “I’ve never heard of any spirit managing to leave this place. There has to be a reason for it.”
“Are you saying this is on purpose?” Sarah asked incredulously. “James is a lot of things, but to mess with Messianic spells is beyond even anything he would do.”
“He killed his brother. Didn’t he, Monmouth?” Anne reached through the cage to hold her cousin’s hand. “I believe you. There’s nothing I would past him at this point.”
“I was going to kill him,” he whispered.
“We’ll finish the job,” she said solemnly. “Can you move?”
“Hardly.” He flicked his ears back. “Is...this what sickness is?”
“It might be pretty close.” Anne looked back down to the other spirits, all of them with that same, unnaturally dull look in their eyes that Monmouth had. She jumped down and shook herself out. “This is James. Look around, we have real proof that he is a traitor, even if he’s defended by the Law of Honorable Succession.”
“Hold on, Anne,” Sarah said. “James has definitely not been the only one here. These fights have been going on since before Charles even ruled. They had to subdue the spirits and Allies somehow. Chances are, some people already know about this. Maybe even some have guessed.”
“Then why stay silent?”
“Wouldn’t you?”
“I—” Anne paused. “No, and you wouldn’t, either. You just can’t about something like this.”
“Well, maybe we wouldn’t,” Sarah admitted. “But you can’t really blame anyone for not saying anything.”
“Wonderful,” Anne said. “Let’s tell everyone right now.” She climbed back up to Monmouth. “But we have to get him out of here first.”
“Wait, right now?” Sarah’s eyes widened. “Shouldn’t we get George first, or—”
She was cut off by shouting from the stairs, and Anne froze, recognizing the anger behind the voice immediately.
“Who else would have told them if not you?! If they are down here, I will actually fucking kill you.” The words were heavily slurred, echoing throughout, but it was still clear to Anne; it was James. “Mary couldn’t have fucking told anyone, she was high as shit.”
I have to get out of here.
But she couldn’t move, and it was Sarah who pulled her down just as James and Marly stepped through those doors.
“I said no one could come down here,” James breathed. “Anne.”
Just confront him now. Anne swallowed, finding she couldn’t speak, either. Her tail jerked up and down behind her.
“Care to explain the Messianic you’ve used here?” Sarah growled for her.
“Sarah, please don’t,” Marly said, but James lazily waved his tail upwards to silence them both.
“You talk as if you think you are threatening me,” he said to Sarah.
“I’m—” She looked from him to Marly, then bowed her head. “Of course not. Sir,” she added. “I was just wondering why.”
Anne stifled a sigh of relief, and James turned his head to her.
“It was you, wasn’t it?” He stepped closer, curling his lip back in a snarl. “Always you, always defying me. I knew we should have stopped at Mary. She was always better at this from the very beginning. Does no one here know respect?”
Still, she said nothing. She knew that if she spoke, he’d interrupt her anyway.
“You insolent girl!” he spat then, taking her choker and pulling her towards him so roughly that it snapped in his hand. She stumbled and fell into his arms, where he gripped her horn, forcing her head up. “And you accuse me of treason?”
“I- I haven’t—”
“Oh, you don’t know when I’ve had enough, do you?” James shoved her back by her shirt collar, and she fell hard on the ground, her head hitting one of the cages.
Ow! She winced, biting back a cry when he slammed his foot down on the tip of her tail.
“If you tell anyone what you saw here, trust me, I will find out,” he snarled. “And I will not be as forgiving. I still have Mary if you need to die.”
Oh, this is forgiving? Anne sneered, and her father raised an eyebrow.
“Are you laughing?”
“How could I?” Even so, she grinned defiantly up at him. “How could I ever laugh at our glorious leader?” There was that old resentment stirring up within her again; she’d been so young back then, less sure of what would happen if she stood up to him. She missed that fearlessness.
And she knew why she had lost it in the first place. James smiled right back at her and took one of his switchblades from his coat pocket.
“You- you’re not going to fucking stab me,” she blurted. She wasn’t sure if that would stop him; mostly she was just bewildered. He’d never used anything but his fists on her.
“Watch me,” he said, flicking the blade out. At that point both Sarah and Marly rushed towards him, Marly in particular shoving him back.
“Alright, you’ve had enough fun tonight,” he said, glancing at Sarah and giving her the slightest shake of his head. “You really shouldn’t drink after a bad day, James, you know how you get.”
James didn’t seem to notice the gesture, merely stepped to the side and narrowed his eyes at his daughter. “I meant what I said.”
“She knows, sir,” Sarah said, walking over to Anne. “We won’t tell anybody.”
“So there’s no need for- for any of this,” Marly said. He took James’ hand, and James stared right at Sarah as he wrenched his hand away from Marly’s grasp and buried the knife into his Ally’s thigh.
Sarah gasped, brought a hand over her mouth. “John—!”
What the fuck? Anne blinked wearily, fixing her gaze on the choker her father had torn from her neck. Oh, it did make her angry, all of this did, but she was just relieved the pain was only in her head. Maybe that was bad.
But I’ll make up for it, right? She looked up, seeing Monmouth watching with wide eyes. But he said nothing, when before he would have been shouting at James.
“Well, James- sir, that was- shit—” Marly bit his lip, leaning against Sarah when she came up behind him. “A little excessive, no?” He took a shaky breath and turned around to drop his head against Sarah’s shoulder. “I’m so sorry,” Anne heard him mutter.
James rolled his eyes, looking down at the blade he had left in Marly’s thigh. “It doesn’t hurt, does it?”
“What the fuck,” Sarah began, but Marly lifted a hand to her lips to shush her.
“Do- do you want me to be honest?” he asked.
“I don’t fucking care,” James said. He glowered back at Anne. “Looks like I have to drive these two to the hospital. Again. You get home on your own.” He spat at Marly’s face as he turned around. “Useless bitch. When we get there, say it was a fight—”
Anne watched them go, her heart sinking. There was never any point in freeing Monmouth, she supposed. His fate was already sealed. Hers was, too.
“Don’t actually drive,” she called after her father.
He barked out a laugh but didn’t turn around.
Anne waited for them all to leave, then fell back on the floor, leaning against the cages and the spirits as she wept into her hand. What a mess she always made, and what a waste of time. Her neck was exposed, now; she could feel it as she ran her fingers across the R. She wanted to claw it off.
“You’re too brave,” Monmouth murmured once she had quieted down.
“Yeah, well, so are you,” she said. She stood and wiped at her face, taking a deep breath. “Goodbye. You weren’t so bad to play house with.”
“You’re...not...freeing me?”
“There’s nothing left for you.” Anne took another cigarette from her pocket and lit it as she walked out. She couldn’t wait to pass out here.
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