"at least wesper's happy" jesper is literally doomed to outlive wylan
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Jesper: What’s that?
Wylan: Electrical plans for the building
Jesper: Should I be scared?
Wylan: It was driving me crazy trying to figure out what that switch does, so I went down to the stadhall and I got these. All I had to do was pay 25 kruge and wait in line for 3 hours
Jesper, sarcastically: Wow! If only more people knew
Wylan, sincerely: Yeah!
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No, but thinking about the original crow trio is so funny sometimes, because:
Kaz understood in two minutes what Darkling couldn’t in two weeks.
Inej visited a coronation, talked with her privater friend and his dragon queen and then went - “oh and btw that blond lady over there looks a lot like a dead saint that you were friends with, is it sankta Alina?”
And neither of them had ever even seen Alina or Nikolai before.
And then we have Jesper, who couldn’t tell apart his crush and the guy they stole from the Ice Court about a month ago….
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Kaz: [tapping fingers on table]
Jesper: [taps fingers back furiously]
Wylan: …What’s going on?
Inej: Morse code. They’re talking.
Kaz: .-- -.-- .-.. .- -. / -.. --- . ... -. .-..-. - / .-.. .. -.- . / -.-- --- ..-
Jesper: [slams hands on table] YOU TAKE THAT BACK
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book wesper is your first pet that you buy and it’s elegant, wise and regal. it’s name is something relating to that of a greek myth and it demonstrates just how strong and independent this animal is and the respect and love you hold for it, this animal would die for you and you would die for it, it makes you understand why certain religions bow down to these creatures and worship them so heavily
show wesper is the rabid cat you found on the side of the road one day and named Keyboard McKeyboardson, will throw themselves out of the five story building if left unsupervised for more than 5 seconds and is one sneeze away from having a heart attack but you will defend that scruffy, violent animal to the ends of the earth and if anyone tried to hurt it you pull a knife-
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