accidentally tried to upload bg3 as a photo to tumblr
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tell me it’s my fault you’re touching me like this. tell me if i wasn’t such a little slut this wouldn’t be happening. spread my legs and feel me dripping wet for you, then laugh and say i’m so disgusting for wanting this. slip inside me and watch me come undone around you as you ruin me.
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anyway i love muriel so much, they looked terrified on the elevator ride down to earth with their bosses and crowley but the second they all step into the bookshop muriel's like oooh BOOKS! and completely tunes out of the conversation 😭 they literally don't look up from this book until aziraphale rings that bell to call for order, and then they go right back to it when shax starts talking i'm DECEASED.
me when i've just been caught helping a demon access sensitive files by one of my bosses, exposing the mystery of the entire season, and then get dragged into a fight between my bosses and the bosses of hell but i'm autistic and very nervous so i just read this book for the entire debacle
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just found out that they've changed anders' Wikipedia page so that instead of a "controversy" section it's now "homophobic responses from players"
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jackles explaining to his kids why he can’t afford to get them braces bc he had to pay to start a production company and then the rights to led zeppelin’s ramble on for his little fanfiction show
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when re4make comes out and there’s a new wave of people hating ashley for “whining” or whatever i think we all need to double down and just rag on them for being bad at the game
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ICHE VERSTEHE NICHTS MEHR.. OH NEIN, ICH BIN IN GEFAHR GOTT, HILF MIR 😳🥴😵💫
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHADKHADH;LFSADJGFDSGKLADSKLFSGFKDAJSGDSFLGQKAFGKLHASKLGFGDSHKAFSDHGKFQDHGKQ I DONT UNDERSTAND NOTHIN' NO MORE OH IM IN DANGER LORD PLEASE HELPPPPP MEEEE
Ps. Yes, this is me INVITING Y'all to slide into my inbox and leave some SPICY SPICE scenarios, mtl's, who in enha would... ANF JUST OVERALL ENHA LEGAL LINE BRAINROT for me to mutually partake in with you guys 👌🙏
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~ xo, jess ♡
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“mmh….! daddy~! n-ngghaa~!”
you chuckle breathlessly as you pump in and out of me, cooing a little.
“aw, again baby? g-god, you fuckin’ love cumming on this cock don’t you. getting your s-sweet little girl juice all over daddy’s big adult cock, huh.” you lean down to lick and suck my neck as your hand moves to grab the pink sharpie. you lean back and slow your pace down a bit as you uncap the marker. there, on my left breast, is a set of tally marks.
“good thing daddy’s keeping track, right? silly babies can’t count, so daddy’s gotta do it for you.” your hand strokes the marks on my breast. “let’s see… one, two… wow baby! seven times? you’ve cum for daddy so much!” you drag the marker across the skin of my tit, adding to the tallies, and press a kiss to the new line. “you’re doing such a good. fucking. job for me.” you punctuate your words with a thrust before picking your pace back up, pounding into me as i whine and cry. i’m completely overstimulated, a mess you’re fucking into a puddle.
“too bad daddy’s got so. much. stamina. how many more times can you cum for me before i finally breed you, huh? i’m thinking double digits, at least. i mean, you’re already at seven, it’s not that big of a stretch.”
“m-mmphngh~!” i clench around you as i cum again, hot tears springing from my eyes as you continue to fuck into me at that unforgiving pace.
“hehe, i think that was eight.”
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“it’s been my lifelong dream to play mario” says the idiot loser who can’t even attempt a character voice
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the bisexuals to end all bisexuals <3
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