#jester anon

[ashersanity]

Sydney corruption kink goes crazy. C!Sydney corrupting pc or PC corrupting Pure Syd. Love it to see it.

Ps: thanks for the jealous Syd drabble. Was a 5-course meal

- 🤡 Jester

Shit, sorry. Fuck, I know this is a late response, got a little caught up in other things and forgot about your ask since my inbox just keeps piling up. Forget to answer like 50% of it most of the time.

Thanks for enjoying the jealous c!Syd drabble, it was more like a ramble to me more than anything, but happy that you liked it nonetheless.

Sydney’s corruption kink definitely goes CRAZY. Imagine an AU or mod where Sydney actually starts out corrupted instead of pure at the beginning of the game and based on your actions, you could either fuel that urge or bring them back to the path of light.

You, in comparison to them, innocent and pure, devoid of any of those dirty thoughts that they’d have expected. In their eyes, you’re an angel practically, one incapable of such sinful acts that Sydney themselves participates in on a daily basis. Them having to teach you the basics about sex, how it works, natural body responses, who you do it with. Finding themselves to be thinking about you quite a lot despite being polar opposites in every way, their lifestyles differing from yours, not a loyal temple initiate that goes praying to church every Sunday.

Imagine the look on their face once they realized they corrupted you, going about their routine as usual, completing those tedious chores that they’re forced to do at the temple on weekends. Oh, how Sydney’s shocked expression would slowly morph to one of amusement and perhaps arousal? as they catch you playing with yourself, in public, at the fucking temple. You filthy little thing. Thought you didn’t do any of that, didn’t even know what masturbation was until they told you with a blush on their face!

Embarrassed and panicked, hastily straightening up your clothes in attempt to save any shred of dignity that you have left, only to be pulled back by your wrist. Sydney’s not letting this opportunity go, not after pining after you for months and all their hints going over your head each and every time, frustratingly enough.

Sydney’s going to have you this time, and there’s nothing you can do about it as their smooth hand drops lower beneath the fabric, needy genital meant to be stroked and fucked by them.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

Heyyyy! I’m back! And I have a new joke JUST FOR LUNAR!

What do you name a fairy that’s super sassy but also probably has trust issues and self worth issues and is probably so unused to love that the very earning of it makes them confused!

What do you name that fairy? Lunar. We name is Lunar. It’s you. - Jester

"Hmmm...." "Well that's a little rude, pointing all of that out." "Nah nah, guy's right. It IS funny. But y'know what's funnier? The look on their face after I SHOVE MY FOOT SO FAR UP THEIR--" "Lunar nononono-" "Oh no you don't-"

[the-whispers-of-death]

have you ever considered (medieval) Jester!Reader x Knight!Stone

that's it, that's the ask

i don't have any specific scenarios in mind (unfortunately) (but, i think the pairing is funny, hilarious even)

-Jester anon (can you tell i like the medieval era/Jesters)

Everyone thinks Knight!Stone dislikes you and your jokes, he never seems to crack a smile or laugh so they're valid in thinking that. However, when you two are alone, you get to hear the small huffs of laughter he gives you. The way his lips twitch and want to curve upwards into a smile.

He hides his emotions until you two are alone, laying on either your bed or his as you joke. His head is on your chest or maybe yours is on his chest, either way you two are entwined on the bed, limbs all connected. It's peaceful, just the two of you.

You understand his need to present as cold and stoic among everyone else and it's a thrill for you to be the only one he lets his walls down. It's why when you two are in the eyes of the court, you don't flinch at the way only he is not smiling and laughing. You know he secretly finds you funny.

And he'd bodyslam anyone who tried to say you weren't funny/insult your comedic timing.

("No, my king and queen, I thought they had a weapon on them. That's why I body slammed them, it's just a coincidence that they were insulting the court jester." -Stone, probably)

[listenupcupcakes]

Hoho! Let's prevent it, shall we? However.. I might as well have some fun!

*the anon snaps, casting magic. Soldier is now raccoon sized for 15 asks, as well as immune to any... extreme magic.*

-Jester anon

GOOD THINKING JESTER!

...

WHY AM I SMALL?

[0/15]

[blanca815]

Our Jester crybaby!

[inka-boi]

Hi. Don't mind me, just here to say, your wonderful in every way. If your ever felling down, don't worry I shall be around. Your beautiful and amazing, you should know that everyday. Your valuable and valid, just like a shining ray. Don't worry I'm not here for long, don't want to waist your time. Taking up your asks, that surely be a crime. For now goodbye, till we talk again. Cya, peace out, till later my friend.

-Jester

woah,,,

well, thank you dove for the kind words, and till we meet again :3!

[runway-houses-city-clouds]

HEHEHEH HOO HOO HOOOOOO!!!!!!

tis I, jester anon

-🃏

OMG JESTER ANON!!! UR BACK I MISSED U!! YAYAAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[howaboutalittlehelpneos]

HAPPY BORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -jester

THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -Zenny

Orange chicken unrelated

[maestro-of-clockwork]

You'll certainly never believe this, but... I have finally found someone to love! Romantically, that is. His name is Valentino, Val for short. He is a mime! A very popular one, unlike me. I very much hope that our relationship will last! Additionally, I hope I don't mess it up... The thought of that makes me anxious. But I'm very sure that he loves me. He tells me I'm perfect and beautiful. I didn't know I could be perfect, or beautiful. He makes me feel safe. ~ Jester

I'm glad to hear that you found someone that makes you feel safe. You deserve it, and you really are more special a person than you think you are!

But, this Val...as long as he treats you as well as you say...

Ah, I needn't worry. After all, it isn't necessarily my business...just know that, if ever something happens, you can always tell me. I wish you two nothing but the best!

[bunkless-bed]

*jester anon (like a shooting star) comes down from the sky and lands on mike*

IM BACK! and this time I'll try to be nice! But no promises :3

-jester anon with cupcakes

[videopriest]

Don't forget that I'm watching you. Always.

How many fingers am I holding up then. I don't have an image for this one so just imagine ugly art of Harley Quinn turning into a hyena.

[ayyy-imma-ninja]

To anyone who wishes to respond, GREETINGS! There are many jokesters here but no one has claimed to be a jester so I’m here to take that role!

What do you call a tooth fairy addicted to sweets?

A sweet tooth! - the Jester

"A tooth fairy liking sweets. Kinda ironic, isn't it?" "Booooo. Lame, get off the stage!" *snorts and giggles* "That's silly, hee hee~"

[the-whispers-of-death]

Stone is the type of guy to find the beauty in the unnerving tbh.

Give this man a cosmic(?) horror of a boyfriend! stat!

real uncanny valley vibes from this person/reader, just something slightly off with them/him (whether it be more physical like an unblinking stare that seems to last on forever or a more social aspect or maybe something to do with reader actually being non-human etc etc)

and stone loves his boyfriend anyhow!

real energy of:

person: I can fix him (uncanny!reader)

Stone: I like him just the way he is

(uncanny!reader: 👁👁)

(optional: takes place in a CoD monster AU where monsters are common occurrence in the military, and they just don't know what exactly reader is) (he is just labeled as (a) horror /j)

-Jester anon

He would in fact find beauty in something unnerving, because he fell in love with uncanny valley!reader which can be read here and here.

And he truly just loves you for you. My man falls in love with your personality, not your looks (though those are a bonus).

Whenever I write Stone finding a Reader hot, I don't truly look at it as the Reader being conventionally hot, I write it as him seeing your personality and the aura surrounding you and finding that hot. Even if he has yet to know your personality really, he'll still find you hot based on the vibes you seem to give (like if you have a calm aura or a sunshiney aura).

I'm a firm believer in Stone being the type of man who even if you're not the type of man he truly goes for looks-wise, he'll find you hot simply because he fell in love with your personality. I hope that makes sense, but he just really finds everything about you hot once he likes you.

But yeah, Stone truly would be like "I like my boyfriend the way he is" and you'd be such a terrifying creature.

[sapitties]

tony boop and boink sap thighs

- jester but 3 margaritas in

tony using sapnaps thighs as his stress ball send tweet

[listenupcupcakes]

My apolgies for shrinking you to that size, Mr. Doe. I got my spells mixed up, it was supposed to be a manifestation spell for a eagle plushie.

-Jester anon

THAT'S OKAY THAN!

I ALREADY HAVE AN EAGLE PLUSHIE! HIS NAME IS SARGENT SCREECH!

[blanca815]

BISEXUAL TWINK‼️‼️‼️‼️