#john doe horror game

[kissesfromcaptors]

[ghostgirl101]

Dating John Doe Would Be Like This:

A/N: So I'm just starting to write for slashers, creepypastas and other dark yanderes like Doe here. Requests are open for hcs and imagines, but I won't write smut 🙃 (The image below isn't mine.) Enjoy!

Warnings: Unhealthy and obsessive loving behaviour, mentions of violence, emotional manipulation

👁• Well, you've gotten his attention immediately, just for being you. Congratulations! Doe's never going to let you go now. You're stuck in a neverending loop of coming across him until you accept his love and let him seep into your life.

👁• John Doe loves everything about you. Every little thing. He wants to know as much as he can about who you are, your deepest secrets... privacy? Personal space? Never heard of them.

👁• He is very, very obsessive, no matter what you're doing. You could be simply watching TV, and Doe's not watching the channel at all, because you're so close together, as you're supposed to be, and he can't help the repeated swooning thoughts of how he just love love loves you!!! John also follows you to where you work, at the gas station, and will stare at you lovingly while you work and help out when you ask him to for the whole day. If you're shy or uneasy by the constant staring and attention, it only makes Doe more motivated to keep doing it, because the blushing and avoiding meeting his eye is so cute!!

👁• His main love languages are physical touch and words. I mean, his words are usually just giddy rambles and crazed staring in between the sentences, but his physical touch is practically suffocating. Whenever Doe can touch you, he will be, because he's very clingy with you. Now that you're together, he's not about to let you go, and the public will have to see that when you're out and about and your hand's gripped tightly in his, or an arm wrapped firmly around your waist.

👁• He's also a big hugger and cuddler, but you'll frequently have to remind him that he's holding you too tightly or that you can't concentrate on whatever you're doing while he's right up in your face and watching your every move. His cuddles include him burying his face into the crook of your neck and breathing your scent in, because it's completely unique to you, and anything to do with you is perfect in his mind. John Doe also loves kissing you, because you taste so sweet, and he could get high off the feeling because you're so addictive!

👁• John's also extremely protective. If anyone attempts to flirt with you or becomes too friendly for his liking, they won't last long at all. He could make a horrifying expression to make the weaker ones back off, but then again, could kill them, even in front of you to make a point. "Darling, why are you crying? They don't mean anything to you, now do they? Ohh, but you are cute when you're scared-"

👁• He doesn't have much of a social life, so if you do... well, that's a tricky one. Doe might give in to your sweet pleas for him to join you and your friends to go out and get drinks fr a couple of hours, or he could emotionally manipulate you into staying. "You- you're leaving me here, by myself?! Why? Don't you love me...? But you love them more than you love me. Then stay here, please??"

👁• If you're easily disturbed by blood, then you'll have to tell John not to leave you such gory gifts. He'll start getting you little things that you personally like instead of violent trinkets and stuff like that.

👁• He reminds you he loves you every day, every hour, and if you don't say it back, Doe will pout and give you big sad eyes until you do. If you tell him you love him randomly tone day before he does, he'll be over the moon, and clingier than ever.

👁• John Doe will do anything for you, and I mean anything. He'll be anything you want, too, but he might just cry if you tell him you prefer him looking as he naturally does and that he doesn't need to change for you. Any hobbies you have are now his, because he wants to share and bond over everything he can with you. It's only fair, right?

👁• He's not completely above brainwashing you into agreeing with him and seeing things from his perspective, but that's only if it's something big, especially if you somehow ignore him. But Doe prefers your responses to be from the heart.

👁• John doesn't really like it when you choose to have a bath or shower too often. He's come to understand that you do need to shower because you want to keep clean, but he'll insist on you getting unscented soaps and things.

👁• He adores it when you help paint his nails, and he'll do the same for you! He's surprisingly steady and careful when he's concentrated and not distracted by how completely beautiful you look. Doe also loves it when you wear his hoodies, or match his aesthetic and colours by wearing black and red. "Look, my love, we're matching!! We're just made for each other, aren't we? Aren't we?!"

👁• His home is a mess, and you can try cleaning some of the junk up when you're over, though it's not a great idea to examine the blood-stained bits and pieces buried within the chaos. So, it's better to hang out at your place. Doe also likes it when you brush his hair, even though it'll never stay down and straight and smooth. Still, he loves the feeling and attention, and will soak it all up with a lovestruck grin.

👁• The symbol on his t-shirt constantly changes with his mood, which is a good way to keep track of his feelings. It's almost always love and adoration when he's around you, and he's around you most of the time, even if you can't spot him at first.

👁• All in all, he's not a bad boyfriend if you can take his clingy, obsessive loving nature and violent tendencies to any minor threats to you and your love life. John Doe's a pretty creepy guy, but he loves you to death, and in the end, everything he does is for you.

[pastelclovds]

YOU LIKE JOHN DOE???? ILY /P

a little ❤️

[thatonewatching]

John Doe headcanons

⬆️ That fella up there

(Canon: Bisexual, Fluid-Nonbinary, 20-40, 'Regular Guy' is his species, always messy hair, hair can move on its own, pupils expand when excited, tongue is a cute heart shape, too many teeth, his teeth aren't dirty, just naturally yellow, scars aren't because he's 'sad', doesn't know how to wear his jacket right, 112 pounds, 4 fingers on each hand, three toes on each foot, 5'8, tongue is very long, naturally black nails, shirt changes every time you look at him, has eyelids and chooses when he blinks, body has a clay-like texture, he doesn't have any organs but can for them if he or you chooses, and he has a hard time closing his, mouth fully.) All of that is canon, and I'm referencing the canon ref sheet from the actual creator of the game. You can find it on the John Doe Wiki. <3

He can't seem to get the hang of technology. No matter how many times you explain what to press and click and download, he didn't seem to be interested. Not until he found out that he could contact you through it, that is.

He immediately tried to understand it after finding out he could talk to you while you were away, instead of following you to work. That's not going to stop anytime soon, though. He just can't handle you being away!

Purrs, kind of. Like if he's happy or something, or just feels positive in general. Curls up when he sleeps, always in the fetal position when he sleeps, as weird and uncomfortable as it may seem.

He likes animals but won't get any because he feelsit'll take some attention off of him, and we can't have that, can we? No. Prefers animals like rats and snakes because they fascinate him. Doesn't understand their 'workings' as he says.

Doesn't need to blink. He doesn't have the need to wet his eyes, considering that they're for show. Sleeping, as well. Doesn't feel the need to sleep, but he learned how, in his own way. It's not sleeping, exactly. It's more of a state of tranquility and peace. The first time you fell asleep, he thought you died, never having seen a being sleep. He understands now, though, so it's all right.

His hair is very weird. Sometimes it's soft, fluffy, and sometimes stiff and matted. He sheds a lot. It doesn't matter what he's done or is doing, his hair gets everywhere. He's not allowed near the food when you're cooking, because you don't want hair for dinner. He says it adds flavor, seeing it as a way to be closer to one another.

Likes piercings. He enjoys the thought of having needles go through his skin to add element to his body, but not vice versa. Refuses to think about you getting hurt, even if you assure him it's fine. Will not allow anyone, including yourself, to hurt you.

Likes fire. It makes his clay-like skin hardened, rather than how doughy it usually feels. Unlike fire, he hates water. Makes him all gooey and slimy, and he doesn't like that. Wants to feel solid-it's better for hugs.

Speaking of hugs, he is practically attached at the hip. Always has some part of him on you and vice versa. Whether it be holding hands, a finger through your belt loop, or just a hand in your back pocket, he's content. If physical touch isn't your thing, then he'll tell you how much he adores you. You don't like words of affirmation? No problem! He'll do anything you need him to! Feel bad for him doing so much? Spend some time together! Whether it be watching a movie, cuddling, cooking (even though he sheds and doesn't know how to cook in the slightest), or even just being around each other, doing your own things. Need your space? Don't have to tell him twice! He'll get you some gifts. You said you wanted something three years ago? Done. Any physical item or thing he can provide to you will be provided. Long story short, he'll do whatever you want.

Wears a lot of different types of clothes. Skirts, pants, crop tops, shorts, whatever. One thing he doesn't love is jeans. He'll wear them, but he prefers sweats or skirts. Can't deal with the feeling of scratchy clothes. Will literally chew them up and throw them away. Speaking of clothes, he steals yours. Especially if they're dirty or need to be washed. Wears them until you take them for the wash. Gets sad when you take them.

His voice cracks occasionally, and he gets so upset about it. Will take a deep 'breath', or the closest thing he does to breathing, and says the sentence again. He doesn't like when it happens and stops talking until you force him if it happens a lot that day.

The first time that you told him you loved him, he wanted to cry, even though he can't and doesn't fully understand why people do it in the first place. "Why are you crying?" he asked, squinting. "Because you're suffocating me!" you wheezed. "Oh."

He uses his one-eyed form at home, knowing you understand it's easier and more comfortable. He really doesn't understand how to read all that well, so you taught him. He got the hang of it quickly and likes to leave you notes and texts. He constantly has tabs on you. Whether it be him coming into your job to walk around and talk to you, or him being in his hair ball form and in your shoulder or bag or something. Always around you. Always watching. Always comes back. (I'm so sorry.)

Calls you things like my love, dear, my dearest, sweetheart, gorgeous, beautiful, and things like that. Loves, loves, loves when you call him pretty boy/girl. Practically melts in your arms. They also love when you call them sweet things and mumble sweet nothings in her ear while you're together, especially when you're cuddling. Adores it when you run your fingers through her hair, and a soft purring emanates from him.

It may or may not wrap around your hand when you try to pull away....

That's all for now, guys! I'll be making more of these if I think of them. Requests and asks are open, so feel free to do that! (I'm so bored.) Stay safe, hydrated, and happy! Love you all! <3

[unholycringebirther]

john doe with a gn partner with bad period pains?

JOHN DOE X GN!READER [PERIOD HC’S/SCENARIO]

SUMMARY: You’ve got some mighty bad period pain, but both luckily and unfortunely, John’s right there to help!

WARNINGS: PERIOD PAINS, MINORS DNI

WORDS: 1,266

A/N: Friendly reminder from a real-life enby, periods aren’t just for women! I get a period, and I am a very proud Bigender individual, Trans-men get periods, and those are %100 without a singe doubt, real men, if you still think otherwise, get the fuck off my blog. :)

HC’S:

 -Oh, he’d be so very worried about you! Especially if you, rightfully of course, are loud about your displeasure, he’d be hovering anxiously over you for hours.

-He’ll get anything you want him too, although he really has no idea what he’s doing, and will likely get most orders wrong, you’ll be seeing a example of that soon.

-Doesn’t like leaving you alone, his separation anxiety is already horrible on a good day, but when you’re in pain? In discomfort? He’ll cling to you like the world is ending, and honestly, if you’re in pain it does feel like his world is ending.

-He’ll give you lots of snuggles and whatnot, he’s usually quite touchy but he’ll only worsen during this week, especially if you’re cramping, but since he smells wet and raw you’re enjoyment could vary.

-You’ll notice his hair will move to try and smother you while he cuddles you, almost like it’s alive..

-Since he can’t cook, you could convince him to let you go for just a few minutes to go grab some takeout, he’ll be reluctant to leave but if you’re starving, well that comes first, but expect him to bring home something extremely strange.

-He talks a lot, but with while he frets and panics over you, it’ll become almost babbling, sometimes completely incoherent as he violently worries about you.

-His body is weirdly warm and cold at the same time, so if you’re looking to warm up or cool off, he might be able to help.

-If you’re like me and sweat a lot during cramps, don’t expect the sheets to be changed, he absolutely loves how your natural odour smells, though he’ll (very begrudgingly) change and wash them for you if you have a leak-through.

SCENARIO:

You moaned, clutching the heat pack to your uterus as the warmth of it starts to dwindle.

Its a tight pain, your uterus tensing achingly as you hunch more into yourself, sweat and tears of excretion building on your skin and in your eyes as a sharp stab shoots throughout your stomach.

Sounds of pain escape your mouth despite yourself, and you try to keep it quiet since your boyfriend was asleep in the other room.

It was a rare occurrence, you figured out as much when you awoke every morning to his comically large eyes staring down at you, small hearts in those even smaller pupils.

It was the only time you got some relief from his presence, not that you didn’t love your eldritch lover, but with his constant clinging and presence pressed against you, stemmed from his separation anxiety, it could get a little suffocating at times, something John didn’t seem to really understand.

He only went to sleep after you assured him you weren’t going anywhere, and that everything was fine, and his grip was tight when you tried to shimmy out of it.

It was true— everything started out fine, your stomach felt a little off but you figured it was because you hadn’t eaten yet, but shortly after you felt the tell-tale feeling of a wetness between your legs.

It lead you to laying in your bed, clutching your now empty stomach as you’d already thrown up the contents, your warm bed helped soothe your tensed muscles where the heat pack couldn’t, and your arm thrown over your eyes protected them from the light streaming through the window.

It was time to roll over onto your back, your right side getting sore where you rested all your weight on it, its been a cycle of side to back to other side for about half an hour now.

With a grunt of effort, you adjusted onto your back, the light trying to burn your retinas now removed, you remove your arm from your eyes.

You jerked violently when you met familiar wide eyes, staring down at you in concern, and if the unblinking gaze wasn’t enough to convince you of his worry, in your peripheral vision his shirt had shifted to a frowning face, how’d he even get in without you noticing?!

It was hard to see the frowning shirt as he was leaned in so close, his face only inches from yours, and because of that, you’re glad when he kept his voice down when he spoke, as a shout might’ve burst you eardrums.

“Dearest, you look so sad! Did somebody upset you?! Tell me who, tell me tell me tell me tellmetellmetellmtell—“ 

He was gripping your shoulders, panic and upset at your clear discomfort, the frown on his shirt melting downwards in the midst of his stress.

“John, calm down.” Your voice was a little gravelly even to your own ears, rumbling out more than you’re use too, and its only once you move to grip his shoulders does he stop babbling, “Its just period cramps, don’t—!“

You inhaled through your nose, you curl into yourself slightly when your stomach almost lurches at the stab in your uterus, and a small wail leaves your mouth.

You can feel John scramble, clutching desperately at you as his anxiety spiked, he didn’t like seeing you in any pain, and was always quick to remove anything or anyone causing you any sort of sting.

“Love!“ his voice grew in volume, and the air around you shifted, dropping in temperature with his worry, you tried to pull yourself together the best you could, the heat pack you’re clutching now ice-cold like the room around you.

“Fuuu.. I’m alright, ergh,” your noises didnt convince him, and his four fingers are still holding onto your shoulders tightly, he’s even more tense than you are, “Can you just, ugh, heat up my pack? It’ll help.”

He snatches up the rice-filled bag you hand to him, eager to help, though you can see how reluctant he was to leave you, rushing off to the kitchen.

You relaxed back into the bed, you and the sheets surrounding you probably stunk of sweat, but fear not, you knew for a fact you’d find John burying his nose in them later, proclaiming how good you smelt, you didn’t know which was more embarrassing.

John might be clingy, reliant and a little odd, but he truly did care, always trying his hardest to please you and make you happy despite not understanding that most people don’t want to be gifted organs, he tried.

You loved him, and he made it quite obvious how much he loved you back, his sharp yellow teeth always bared in a grin whenever his large eyes were on you, and they were always on you, whether you realise it or not.

And you kept that swirling in the back of your mind when the sound of the fire alarms blare, your stomach cramps painfully when you jump up from bed.

Running through the door, you hunched over and kept your arm around your uterus as you made way to the kitchen, desperately searching for your boyfriend.

And there he was, unharmed thankfully, leaned over a sizzling frying pan, your heat pack catching fire where it rested against the smouldering metal, the smoke wafting straight into the alarm on the roof.

“Dearest!” He cried while he turned to you, ignoring the newly-fiery heat pack cooking like an egg, “What’re you doing up?—“

He cut himself off with a loud, feral hiss when water shot down from the roof, he launched for any sort of cover from the offensive roof rain while making deranged cat noises.

Maybe next time, you should just suck it up and get it yourself, less you want your house burnt down.

[redsm0kee]

You know, John, Red is my last name. We are destined to be together 🤭🤭🤭

[sxrvice]

john doe : boredom? cured!

john doe x reader (theres not enough of this lmao)

wc : 1.6k 

warnings: first post bear with me, mating press, breeding, cunnilingus, cockwarming (?), unprotected sex, public sex, cream pie, praise

You sighed as boredom continued to take over your senses, looking out the window of the gas station. Uncanny Valley, for the place it was, ‌frankly, was dry today. There were barely any customers that day, and you were mildly dreading having to figure out what you were going to make or buy to eat that evening. It seemed like every time you blinked, the world around you moved more and more like a slug each time. As the setting went dark around you for a second more, once the light came through, a familiar face sat maybe a tad too close in front of yours. Your breath hitched almost immediately, and you shot back, your heart racing, adrenaline pumping in your veins. 

"Helllllllloooo, darling!~" His familiar voice rang in your ears. Someone was extra happy today. 

"Oh, fuck, it's just you, Doe." You responded a little out of breath. You walked back over to him from the other side of the counter, your arms opening up for a hug, but he snatched you up, literally. Doe was squeezing you to the point you had difficulty even letting out a single breath. 

"I miss, miss, miss you!" He exclaimed, swaying side to side with you in his grasp. "Love- I… Can't- Breathe!" You squeaked out while patting his back in an attempt for him to let you go. 

"Ah, sorry!" He apologized, hesitantly letting you slip from his grasp. Your hands went to his cheeks, and once the soft skin of your palms cupped them you pecked his lips affectionately.

“I should’ve expected your arrival, really. There’s not a day where I can’t leave you for long, is it?” You teased a chuckle following afterward. Doe looked away sheepishly before looking back at you. You know he can’t look away from you for too long. That’s asking too much from him. 

“What? Cat got your tongue?” 

“No, just lookin’.” He responded. 

You made a small noise at his response before removing your hands from his warm face and trying to make your way back over the counter.

“Where are you going?” He asked, almost urgently. You looked over your shoulder at him. "I have a job to maintain, sweetheart."

He huffed at your words and looked like he had deflated on the counter. His lower half off of the counter, the top half on it, and his lanky arms dangling over the part where you live practically all day. "Don't be so down in the dumps, Doe. I get off soo-" "I can't help it! I miss you so much - I miss how you feel against me, I miss how warm you are! Darling, I simply can't help it!" He exclaimed like a manga schoolgirl declaring her love for the male protagonist. 

"You have to wait." You told him sternly.

Doe's wide eyes narrowed. "Mmm, nope! Nadda! Can't do it!" You groaned at his words. Damn him. Damn. Damn. Damn. 

"What'll get you off my ass?" You replied to his whining, irritated. 

Doe hummed and looked off into space before snapping. 

"Getting in between it." He answered, grinning smugly at you. 

And that's how you found yourself in the position you are in now.

Trying your best to keep yourself standing straight, your knees buckled now and then because of your eldritch boyfriend lapping at your heat between your thighs. Doe's nails dug into the tender skin of your ass, pulling your mounds apart to get in even deeper. You tried to stifle your moans to the best of your ability. Meanwhile, Doe is down south having the time of his life. Desperately licking and slurping for your sweet essence. 

"Good b-boy, Doe. Good-" You take a deep breath when his prolonged tongue curls inside of you and hit a sensitive spot. A choked moan erupted out of your throat, and Doe only went quicker. The surrounding atmosphere was getting almost too hot, and you felt yourself get dizzy with pleasure. Doe ripped his face from your sopping cunt, panting to that of a dog onto it.

"Why'd ya stop?" You complain, looking over your shoulder into his enormous eyes.

"Can't wait anymore. Need you." He replied, his ordinarily playful voice husky as his enlarged pupils seemed to shake. Huh. This was certainly new.

He slithered his arms around your waist and pulled you onto the freezing tiles below you. A thought instantly came to your head that the floor your bare ass was touching was the filthiest, dirty, germy thing you'd probably come into contact with today. Let alone having your exposed skin on it. No matter, the ache in between your thighs distracted you from the filth. Doe found himself on top of your figure, and the way you looked up at him with those glimmering eyes made him want to destroy you until you were nothing but a mewling, hot mess. His lips caught yours as he put his overly warm hands onto the underside of your thighs, pushing them towards your stomach. The breeze from the A/C puffed onto your exposed folds and you made a noise of discomfort. To which, soon replaced by Doe slapping the fat tip of his cock onto your clit. You gasped into his mouth, prying yourself from his addictive kiss. "Doe- Oh, god, please just.. Ughhh.." A drawn-out moan came out of you as the sensation of your beloved rubbing the tip against your sensitive button. Doe had a devilishly joyous smile on his face as he examined how your face contoured into something beautiful. He wanted- no, needed, to see more of his piece of art.

You watched as he lined himself up at your entrance, feeling him poke and prod at the sensitive hole before he shoved himself into you. A high-pitched shriek echoed throughout the gas station as his thick cock created a burning sensation through your lower half. "Too- Big!" you exclaimed with tears pricking the corners of your eyes. Doe peppered kisses all over your face to distract you from the uncomfortable situation. "S'okay, just a little longer, okay?" He slurred into your ear soothingly, warm hands rubbing your sides. The burn subsided, and a familiar ache took over. The cock warming had gotten old, and Doe had gotten a tad fidgety in his own discomfort. "Move, love - Please." You whined. Your boyfriend wasted no time rocking his hips into yours nicely, slowly, and deliciously. It sent shocks throughout your pussy and made butterflies tickle the pit of your stomach. Doe felt the same pleasure in his dick. The feeling of your fluttering cunt on him felt like pure euphoria, from the tip, and to his spine. You looked at him with doe-eyes, your face flushed, but the joy plastered on your face was undeniable. "So .. Pretty. What did I do to deserve you?" He mumbled. You smiled sweetly before your lips shifted to an 'o' shape when the tip of Doe's member brushed up against a certain bundle of nerves.

 "Ah! D-doe! Right there!" Hearing his name fall from your mouth like the way it did made him twitch inside of you, and his pace quickened, bruising that spot. The noises you were letting out were sinful, and they made you bashful, but dear lord, they weren't as lewd as the noises your sopping pussy was making as he pounded into you. As he pulled back, the squelching it would make was terribly pleasuring in its own way. There was this suction noise that came out when he'd pull all the way out and plunge back in was nearly too much. You could hear his grunting and breathy moans leave Doe's mouth when he would thrust into your heat. Doe felt himself nearing his release, thrusting animalistically into you, in his attempt to chase it down. You also felt the bubbling of your own release, and his hard fucking was only helping the bubbling sensation rise more and more.

"Please - Nghh! - Keep going! Don't you dare fuckin' stop!" You demanded, and Doe replied with a mumbled 'Uhm'. It was the moment you felt his fat tip slam into your cervix that utter bliss washed over your entire form. Doe felt your gummy walls clamp down on him and your savory (To him.) substance gush all over. After you reached your prime point, he didn't bother to slow down. You yelped underneath him as he continued to fuck up your overstimulated insides, tears pricking at the corners of your eyes. "W-wait, please! Wait!" You shrieked to no avail. Doe's hands went under your knees and pushed upwards, essentially putting you in a mating press. Hot tears went down your face, and that only drove Doe crazier. With a few more deep thrusts, his hips stuttered against the underside of your thighs. You felt him stuff you full of his hot, thick cum. God, it was so much it had felt like your tummy was about to explode. Doe let out a moan of relief as he felt ecstasy course through his veins at a mile per minute, and you felt so good - looked, so good.

As the last few spurts exited his softening member, he collapsed atop your shaking body, chests heaving and skin sticking together. Doe buried his face in the crook of your neck, taking in your true scent and shuddering as it pierced his nose. You giggled at his actions. "Oh, and to think I was bored." You replied to his actions. He let out a small giggle, too. "Boredom? After that? I believed I've cured your problem."

[voraciousbugz]

John Doe Yass-ified

[mur4qw]

NSFW HEADCANONS FOR JOHN DOE

!! If you're a minor please do not read this. 18+ ONLY !!

• well, this guy switch. he can be dominant, completely owning you, or he can be all submissive and begging only for you.

• most often he prefers to be a sub. he doesn't mind you fucking him at all. please make it rough. he will accept everything you give and more.

• he likes positions where he can see your face. Imagine what it’s like for him when you simultaneously choke him and ride him. I don’t even know how many times he will cum in this state...

• speaking of dick... he's a shapeshifter, so he likes to experiment...

• his pussy is wet and tight. he likes to rub it against your leg when he's on top of you.

• he also likes the feeling of being filled in both holes. please, he's so slutty when he's submissive.

• he'll love the idea of being recorded on video while you're having sex. the thought that you will and want to review this moment gives him a herd of goosebumps.

• humiliate him, praise him - he is greedy for it. tell him how much you love him and then call him your dirty slut.

• he has thing for spanking. spank him if he has done something wrong, although most likely it will not help and he will simply repeat his offense in order to be spanked again.

• he's not very good at dirty talk, but sometimes he says really slutty things that make your stomach turn.

• his tongue... it's very long. really long. he be eating your pussy like it's last thing in this world. the tongue is so long that its tip can reach the cervix.

• ohh, with his tongue he can do fucking things on your dick. he can pump it with his own tongue. and also he has no gag reflex, so just fuck his throat.

• he hates it when you think about watching porn or already turning it on. why do you need it when he is next to you? you can pour out all your innermost desires on him.

• pull his hair while you take him in doggy style. wrap them around your fist and pull them up - he go all desperate from this.

• oh, he's definitely not quiet. moans, sobs, pleas, screams and unconnected words - this will all happen during sex.

• he has nipples piercing. mhm. that's why he likes nipple play thing.

• pet play. put a collar on him and tell him that you're his master now. he's drooling, oops.

• well... let's move on to his dominant side. this doesn’t happen very often, but believe me, you will never forget these times.

• he's needy, whispering in a low voice in your ear how much he needs to be inside you. how much he need to feel your insides.

• he will make sure you are well prepared, he will never harm you, even if his dick is twitching and leaking pre-cum.

• he fucks harshly, trying to hit your sweet spot with every thrust so that he can enjoy your loud moans.

• he has THAT fucking stamina. he will fuck you everywhere: on the bed, on the sofa, against the wall, on the table. absolutely everywhere.

• during the process, he will bite your entire skin, leave hickeys, small scratches on your body - these are his traces. it shows that you are his.

• if you want him to fuck you, wear his jacket or shirt. trust me.

• by the way, he has no shame, so he can do truly vulgar and dirty things with the most innocent face possible.

• he is not against sex toys. but still, the thought that something other than him could be inside you bothers him a little. also, no toys will make him feel as good as your hands, tongue, mouth and cock/strap do.

he has no shame just like me, thanks for reading ~

[fuzedatti]

It looked better without color ☹️

But I still love him

[spooki-ghoztzz]

( man..i’m so normal about Doe <3 ik this is such a dead fandom but i adore him sm )

doe’s a strange fellow. it’s to be expected especially when you live in uncanny valley but meeting him in a loop was something you would’ve never expected,when you had said you’d give him a chance he was ecstatic. he was ready to be the best lover he could be to his darling and hopefully make them happy too!

doe’s an attention whore and that’s only the best way to put it. if you don’t pay attention to him for long enough say goodbye to whatever you’re doing since his hair is going to engulf you and drag you away from whatever you doing. he tries not to bug you often but can’t help but want to be all up on you and kissing that cute face!

doe doesn’t really have a favorite thing about you! i mean he did fall for you for how you acted,looked..the cute things you do in your sleep-

he enjoys leaving small “gifts” for you. either it be a severed arm or a whole pile of guts,teeth..he sees it as a gift! (almost like a cat tbh)

even after getting into a relationship with doe,he follows you around at your job or even if it’s a simple trip to the grocery store for one thing he’s going to be following you no matter what you tell him.

not the best lover in uncanny valley but it’s better than having a non-human s/o that you can’t tell if it wants to eat you or maybe just wants food. there’s plenty of strange things in uncanny valley after all.

in doe’s,as i like to call it “fuzzball” form he enjoys being in your pockets or if you don’t really have pockets and you carry a bag,he enjoys sitting in that bag and watching after you! he would eventually bug you for attention by letting out low purrs and nudging your hand every time it was close to him.

still struggles with the whole “be yourself” thing. yes he did completely change himself for you but still thinks he SHOULD do that despite you probably sitting him down and having a whole talk about this.

gets anxious about if you hate his human form,for sure he’s even asked if you’d want him to take another form. trust me this dude panics a lot every time he thinks he’s not even good enough for you. 

enjoys it when you play with his (very much alive) hair. he always lets out this strange purring noise while you play with the individual strands of his pitch black locks. his hair might even wrap around your hand and force you to gently rub at his scalp,he can’t really control this though since his hair has a mind of its own.

hates water and baths with a passion. only way he’d take one is you joining him or you allowing him to have a sand bath in his “fuzzball” form. if you were to get doe into the bath he would NOT be happy,by that i mean he almost claws your eyes out with those longs nails of his cause he hates the way the shampoo feels or even how the body wash smells. once he’s done with that living hell he’d just sit on the ground with a towel around him,almost pouting. “dearrrr..why did i need a bath? that was terrible..” “cause you smelt like rotting flesh,doe. that’s not healthy! i don’t care if you aren’t human-” he didn’t listen to the rest of that. he was just happy you cared- well till you brought the blow dryer out. he’s like a cat,he despises stuff like blow dryers. he just scrunches his face up and (for once in a long while) closes his eyes as you try your best to dry the somewhat screeching hair.

always demands cuddles after things like having a bath. he considers it a reward for not being a complete brat plus he wants to be near his darling again and not restricted by a bathtub.

( tbh i’m sure ima make more content of him,, )

[doodleferp]

So my favorite Doe thought I’ve had is that his darling can just scream his name or some term of endearment at the top of their lungs and exactly five seconds later Doe will appear out of a random spot in the room they’re in. Spaces range from closets to air vents, to drains, to even just materializing from the ceiling.

He will always announce his presence. Always.

[fraidy-farfelle]

A John Doe Drabble That No One Asked For

Doe’s head was laying on your thighs as you both watched TV. You subconsciously began to rub his shoulder when you saw movement in your peripheral vision. Your eyes were drawn to down to your hand, and you watched with fascinated bewilderment as Does hair moved on its own. Soft, curly strands reached out like tentacles and gently wrapped around your fingers. “Uh- Doe?” “Hm? Is something wrong?” “Your hair just- um, moved?” Doe looked to your hand and turned bright red. “It’s because I love you…” he mumbled bashfully, suddenly becoming self conscious. “Doe, I’m not grossed out or anything… it’s just different. Is it like a limb? Can you control it?” You asked, gently wiggling your fingers. More hair curled around your hand as Doe relaxed. “I can control it, but it moves on it’s own. I can feel when you touch it. You can brush it, but you can’t wash it.” He explained. “That’s right, you can’t be in water… I have to keep reminding myself.” You though aloud. He giggled and reached up to caress your cheek. “I’m so lucky to have a sweet, understanding partner like you!” He cooed. You smiled and put your hand over his, nuzzling into his hand. “You’re a little odd, but you’re mine.” You said with a laugh. “All yours!” He agreed. ”I love love love you!” “I love love you too!”

[boycigs]

John Doe Headcanons

cw ; doe being doe, over protectiveness, established relationship

bibi's note ; I love this eldritch horror of a little guy <3 mwah

will rub himself on you like a cat.

also speaking of feline habits, he will (but rarely) cough up a tiny hairball

(curly hair!reader) plays with your hair when cuddling and has gotten his hand stuck. but never learns his lesson. he's just fascinated by it

(black!reader) also tries to understand shrinkage... but it takes a bit

"shrinkage ? what do you mean, love ?" you tell him how shrinkage works with your hair. "oh. hm.. can I show you my shrinkage?" your confused but allow him, as he proceeds to turn into his hairball form.

if you leave him at your apartment while you're at work, he'll get bored and end up just making a nest in your clothes and sleeping in it.

also knows exactly when u come home. so that means he's waiting at the door.

his eyes expand and pupils dialate whenever you do something remotely cute.

when you two sleep ,, well when you sleep and doe cuddles w you, his hair pulls you closer. it knows how well skin to skin contact calms doe down

out of all 'human' activities he's learned, he likes painting ur nails <3

he rlly likes when you ask to paint them black so they match his :(( (he gets mushy abt it)

hates hates HATES. when you have to leave him, for your job or grocery shopping or whatever. he knows the horrors of the uncanny valley. especially maison.

he feels maison has been keeping eyes on you since you arrived.

when he gets really stressed, his hair splits into a tiny hair ball, he pets and plays with it like a cat.

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[http-sough]

ׂׂૢ little prompt ༊*·˚ (♡)

visual novel; john doe

pairing; john doe × gn! reader

(y/n): i have very high standards. i only fall in love with graceful–

john doe: *stumbles into the room, knocking over a vase, startling two cats and landing flat on his face*

(y/n):

(y/n): i want that one!

[39confetti]

Uncanny Valley kissing Headcanon

John Doe : 

-His kisses are ROUGH, Doe absolutely jumps on you just to press his lips against yours.

-Doe acts like every kiss might be the last one, so it’s always very passionate and wild.

-If it’s too much for you, that you want him to be gentle, he’ll try his best to be the sweetest man you’ve ever met.

-But in those cases, he’s shaking a bit, it’s not in his habits to be careful about being delicate. He doesn't want to hurt you. 

-That’s why his bites are very occasional. He tried to bite your lips, he thought you'd like it but he went too hard and you ended up with a bloody mouth. He felt so bad that now, he’s scared of hurting you again.

-Does he have a favorite place to kiss ? Not really, he loooves Ě̷̝͍V̷̝̉̑ͅE̷̬͂R̶̫͑̕Y̵̬̎Ţ̵̝͒Ḫ̶̰͛I̷̜͎͛͊Ǹ̸̗̞G̵͕̗͐ in your body, all of your face, your hair, your chest, your tummy, your thighs, even more private parts like your butt.

-Doe absolutely adores your lips, and welcomes them anywhere on his body. But when you softly kiss him on his forehead… Boy think he is going to melt with joy, he always feels so peaceful when you kiss him there.

-If you kiss him, then he’ll kiss back, with an extra kiss. At this point, it’s almost a competition between you and him.

-He’s the one who gives you more kisses.

-Doe can receive kisses at any time, really he could spend his whole life doing nothing while feeling your lips against his skin.

-It’s pretty hard to break a kissing session with him. Because he w̶̐͝ͅó̴͖̓n̵͖̍̇’̷͔͋̚t̵̟̱̄̓ let you go. You ç̸̰̔͠ạ̵̽̈́ņ̵̃’̸̡͇̍t̴̳̂ escape his love and affection.

Maison Talo: 

-He is NOTHING like Doe. His kisses are naturally sweet and delicate, and he absolutely loves kissing you all the time.

-That man really takes his time with it. 

-He knows what he's doing. Maison loves the way your breath asks for more, and he’ll reply to your command with all of the passion he has.

-When you become wilder, he’ll probably follow your lead, careful to not provoke him too much or you might end up in a risky position…

-Maison is way stronger than you, so if your kisses start to be rough, he’ll try to remind you who’s the greatest at this game.

-He likes when you kiss him on the lips, it makes him hungry. But his soft points are his cheeks. When you press your lips here, he immediately blushes and tries his best to concentrate again on his gestures and behavior, yet he really needs some times to process the sweet action you made.

-Maison is passionate about your whole body, after all it looks tasty, but his favorite places to kiss you are your hands. He likes to act as a gentleman to you, and this is the way a gentleman kisses.

-Even though he likes your kissing session, he doesn’t always return the kiss, it’ll depend on how needy you are. Sometimes he softly pets your head, other times he’ll respond with a smile to it.

-He can receive your kiss anytime, except when he’s trying to sell his house. He gotta act a certain way with potential meal clients, you understand ? After all, isn’t he Maison Talo #1 Realtor in all of the Uncanny Valley ?

-Yes, Maison loves your kiss, but he is almost always the one breaking them, and for a stupid reason. He absolutely wants you to visit that house. But WHY, you already told him you weren’t going to see it ! Right..?