#john egber x reader headcanons

[luminousbravery]

currently thinking abt eridan, karkat, and john (seperate) with an s/o that when someone trolls/pesters them, they'll give a a really creepy fact....for example...

'yeah thats cool n all but did you know that humans have enough bite power to bite off their finger . the only thing thats stopping them/us is their/our brain ' s natural stafety factor .'

'WHO THE FUCK STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT'

OH ABSOLUTELY. I love creepy facts.

ERIDAN/KARKAT/JOHN WITH A S/O WHO KNOWS TOO MANY CREEPY FACTS

JOHN

He'd always be SUPER disturbed.

And a little worried?!??

Cause like.. WHY. He doesn't understand???????

He always thinks he upset you or something, and that's why you respond like that

Eventually he grows used to it.

KARKAT

He's super freaked by your weird knowledge. Moreso than John.

Full on "WHAT. THE FUCK?"

"NO SERIOUSLY. WHAT THE FUCK. HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS SHIT? WHAT?"

Something tells me though he'd lowkey try to like... compete with you...

Like on who knows the weirder things.

ERIDAN

Okay but. Your facts got him curious.

Like. Ooh. That's fucking wweird. Tell him MORE!!!

He's never admit it though.

He just kind of,,, casually tries to get you to somehow tell him more.

Eventually though he gets over that LMAO

He could listen to your weird facts all day!

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john with a s/o that is constabtly falling asleep? like s/o is constantly falling asleep on him

i love this. sleepy mfs RISE

JOHN X SLEEPY S/O

John didn't originally believe you when you said you could fall asleep anywhere, easily.

Okay- he didn't not NOT believe you. It's just that he didn't estimate exactly what you meant by that.

And trust me- he's a little surprised, really!

He's constantly finding you asleep- and eventually he just gets used to it.

He finds you cute, after all.

So whenever he finds you passed out in a chair, at a desk or table- he just smiles and admires you for a bit before rushing to fetch you a blanket.

And he totally adores when you fall asleep on him.

Especially during movie nights- although, he always jokes that you miss the best parts when you do.

Not that he's actually annoyed by it.

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Hey, how about John, Dave, and Eridan with an S/O who's unsure about their gender identity? If you dont mind, that is!

JOHN, DAVE, AND ERIDAN WITH A S/O WHO’S UNSURE OF THEIR GENDER IDENTITY

John:

☁He isn't completely sure how to help you, but he'll assure you that he'll always be there for you!

☁ If you need binders? He'll buy them for you! If you want a new dress? He'll get that for you too!

☁ No matter what you need, as long as he knows you need it, he's got your back!

☁ He showers you in affection and compliments constantly, making sure you know how valid you are in his eyes.

Dave:

💿Like John, he doesn't exactly know what to do.

💿He just wants you to be comfortable and feel valid though, so he does whatever you ask of him.

💿 He'll get you whatever you need, and even things you don't need, just want. He likes to spoil you, what can he say?

💿 If anyone says anything offensive or mean to you, he pulls you out of the situation and deals with the person.

Eridan:

♒He'll support you no matter what. He knows everythin you're feelin is valid and wants you to know that too.

♒ Someone makes fun of you? He drives them off, no one messes with his s/o.

♒ He's very affectionate with you, letting you wear his cape at times and givin you hugs randomly.

♒ If you mention feelin insecure, he listens to what you have to say and then reassures you, you're okay, even if you're unsure, no one's going to be mad.

♒ And if someone is? He'll fix it.

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How would John and Dave react when they discovered that their S/O is a very talented musician?

Oooh interestin!! I like it! Here you go,

JOHN AND DAVE WITH A MUSICIAN S/O

JOHN

☁Oh he is SO impressed!!!

☁He’ll sit there, criss-cross on the floor, watching you play.

☁He’s probably doing the starry eye’d thing, too!

☁Might play some piano for you, but he only knows one song.

DAVE

💿Oh, if he could fall any deeper...

💿He watches you play in amazement, before a huge grin cracks onto his face

💿Then he starts to freestyle like the nerd he is.

💿Musician couple. 100%.

[luminousbravery]

can I request kissing headcanons with the beta kids??

Sure thing!!! Here you go, dear,

BETA KID KISSING HEADCANONS!!!

JOHN

☁ He loves getting kisses from you!!!

☁ Also loves to give kisses.

☁ He isn't the best?? But he tries.

☁ Favorite place to kiss you? On the forehead.

ROSE

👻 She likes to recieve kisses.

👻 However, giving kisses isn't much her thing.

👻 But at least she tries? It's okay.

👻 Favorite place to give you a kiss is on your temple

DAVE

💿 Loves to give kisses!

💿 Isn't the best at receiving for a while. He flinches when he's touched.

💿 But with given time, he's fuckin bomb at it!

💿 Loves to kiss you on the lips.

JADE

🍃 Loves to give kisses!!!

🍃 Loves receiving!!!! She loves it!!!!

🍃 She's the best of both worlds here.

🍃 Loves kissing you on the cheek!!!!

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How about a movie night with the Beta Kids?

BETA KIDS MOVIE NIGHTS

Dave: 💿You better be ready for a whole bunch of commentary. 💿 He literally cannot sit through an entire movie in silence. 💿 His favorite movie genre is probably really bad comedies, just so he can make fun of them. 💿 "Do we have to watch "Fred: The Movie" again?" 💿 "yeah babe, there are so many things i haven't even mentioned yet, it's like a gold mine"

Jade: 🍃She can't sit through a movie silently either. 🍃 But only because she likes to talk about what's happening! Not just to make dumb comments like Dave. 🍃 Expect cuddles and snacks during a movie. 🍃 She loves the Spongebob movies.

John: ☁He loves Nic Cage, so get ready for a ton of those movies... ☁ He's also a huge fan of action movies in general! ☁ Never watch horror with him. Ever. You will regret it over the next two months when he keeps waking you up to ask to come and cuddle in his room. ☁ He's actually pretty quiet watching movies! He gets really invested in the plot.

Rose: 👻Horror movies are her favorite genre! 👻 If you're not a fan of horror though, she'll compromise on some nights, letting you choose the movie. 👻 Key word there: "some". 👻 She's quiet watching movies too! She likes to analyze the characters and plot as the movie progresses. 👻 She may point out a thing or two to you though.

[luminousbravery]

hi. i know this is random but can i request the beta kids reacting to their s/o coming out as asexual?

Not random at all! I'm asexual myself, hehe. Here you are!

BETA KIDS REACT TO THEIR S/O COMING OUT AS ASEXUAL!

JOHN

☁ You may have to explain to him exactly what it means.

☁ But even then, he doesn't react much.

☁ He just smiles!! Like!

☁ "oh, okay dear! love you!"

ROSE

👻 Rose isn't surprised.

👻 "Yes, Y/N. I knew you had something important to tell me."

👻 Doesn't bother her at all.

👻 She was just able to read you so well!

DAVE

💿 He's been worried about why you've been nervous.

💿 And at first he just thought the worst was gonna happen, like you breaking up with him

💿 So when you tell him you aren't and come out, he sighs out of relief and hugs you tight

💿 "thats perfectly okay i love you alright"

JADE

🍃 She's so understanding!!

🍃 "awe! thanks for trusting me yn!"

🍃 Gives you a quick kiss on the cheek.

🍃 She's so supportive...

[luminousbravery]

Hey! I hope my request isnt too weird or annoying to you, please may i have hcs for Dave and John with an enby s/o whos constantly misgendered even AFTER their transition because of the feminine expression?ive been battling this alot, like i cant wear a dress without people using it as an excuse to misgender me. I hope its okay! I love your work, thank you for your amazing content and have a lovely day :)♥️

It's absolutely okay!! And i'm so glad you like my work,,, ahhh,,, Remember, you're perfectly valid for wearing dresses, my guys, gals, enby pals, and anyone else! Clothes don't equal gender~

JOHN AND DAVE WITH A S/O WHO KEEP GETTING MISGENDERED

JOHN

☁ Rather than do anything instantly, John gets you out the situation first.

☁ He makes sure you're doing omay, emotionally- cupping your cheek and gently telling you it's okay.

☁ Then he showers you in so much darn validation until you're feeling better again!

☁ ..Then offers to find some way to peank whoever misgendered you. Payback time~!

DAVE

💿 Dave is NOT as kind and calm as John.

💿 No no. Our boy is DRAMATIC. He is gonna be PROBLEMATIC.

💿 Watch him make some sorta huge scene: "excuse me THEYRE not those pronouns so look THEM in the eye and try again"

💿 Later walks away, holding your hand and comforting you.

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kankri, dirk, john, and eridan with a s/o who has frequent nightmares? - ☁

Sure thing!

JOHN, DIRK, ERIDAN, AND KANKRI WITH A S/O WHO HAS FREQUENT NIGHTMARES

JOHN

☁ John hates having to hear you wake up due to a nightmare.

☁ Buut...when you do, he's prepared.

☁ He picks you up and careiws you downstairs.

☁ Then puts on a comfort movie to let you talk about it.

DIRK

❤ Truth be told, Dirk probably has nightmares too.

❤ Mostly about his splinters-- but he knows how to yandle them by now.

❤ He calms you down, holding you and rocking you, whispering that it's okay now.

❤ And he lets you pour your heart out.

ERIDAN

♒ Eridan at first, isn't the best at handling them.

♒ At first the poor guy tells you to quiet down.

♒ But when they keep happening he realises the issue.

♒ He just pulls you close and lets you knoe he's here for you.

KANKRI

♋ See, he doesn't know how to care for them at first.

♋ But that just makes him dive into research.

♋ And him trying out different methods to help cease your nightmares or comfort you.

♋ They don't always work- and when they don't, he just holds you.

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John and Karkat discovering that their S/O is secretly a Superhero?

Ohh this is interesting!!! Let me see what I can do,

JOHN AND KARKAT FIND OUT THEIR S/O IS A SUPERHERO!

JOHN

☁ He has...STAR EYES!!!

☁ He gushes so hard.

☁ He's so proud of you!!! You save sO MANY PEOPLE?!?!

☁ He's gonna be your number 1 fan up in here, watch.

KARKAT

♋You're gonna have to prove it.

♋ Because this smartass? Doesn't believe it one bit.

♋ But that's Karkat for ya. When you prove it?

♋ His jaw drops. He has that shocked face. You know the one.

[luminousbravery]

hii could i get headcanons for john with a touchstarved s/o if you havent already?

yes you absolutely may!

JOHN WITH A TOUCH-STARVED S/O

☁He wants to fix the fact so bad!!!

☁So, he makes it his personal mission.

☁He’s gonna give you as much affection as often as he possibly can!!!

☁Starts off with a lot of surprise hugs- hugs from behind, scooping you up into his arms...

☁Holding your hand basically anywhere and everywhere in public.

☁And kisses on the forehead. He loves giving you forehead kisses.

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John and Jade with an s/o who has a emo/punk style?

Sure thing. I hope this is okay.

JADE AND JOHN WITH A PUNK S/O

JOHN

☁ He thinks you look hella cool!

☁ Scary and intimidating-- but cool!

☁ Tries to find out if you like horror movies (and if you do, he'll get into them for you)

☁ You two are probably total opposites.

JADE

🍃 She thinks you look awesome!

🍃 May want to try out the style just a little.

🍃 Probably thinks of you as a cooler Rose!

🍃 Loves you so much. Tries to five you cool gifts on her island based off your style.

[luminousbravery]

John thought his s/o forgot his birthday, but they were planning a big birthday suprise! Like John thought everyone remembered his birthday but his s/o so he was super sad the whole day -anon vriska

Awww I get it!!! This is kinda sad, poor John...

JOHN THINKS HIS S/O FORGOT HIS BIRTHDAY

☁ Don't get him wrong, he does like the surprise party.

☁ He loves having all his friends over!!!

☁ But...he'd also love to have you over-- he wants to believe you're just fashionably late!

☁ Or maybe you're pranking him. That'd be fine, too.

☁ But then the party reaches it's end-- no you in sight. He kind of wants to cry, honestly.

☁ Then he feels someone tap his shoulder-- and turns to see you, dressed all night.

☁ He lights up!! You grin, telling him to get ready.

☁ You take him to have a nice birthday dinner. And he? Has some heart eyes.

[luminousbravery]

Could you do John introducing his s/o to his dad? If it’s fine of course! Ty if you do, do it! I love your work! 👀

Coming right up!

JOHN INTRODUCES HIS S/O TO HIS DAD

☁ See, he isn't nervous.

☁ You shouldn't be too worried, either.

☁ He does complain to you that his dad is too "overbearing" according to him.

☁ In fact, Mr. Egbert is really sweet to you anyway!

☁ So long as you're respectful, he approves of you for his son.

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Y/N singing to John as Y/N dies in his arms 🥺💔

Waaaahhhhh. Coming right up.

JOHN'S S/O SINGS TO HIM AS THEY DIE IN HIS ARMS...

☁ He's sobbing even before you started singing

☁ He cradles you in his lap, trying to find some way to help you.

☁ And the singing only makes him start to weep harder.

☁ He squuezes your hand as your voixe slowly crumbles away

☁ "y/n?? y/n, oh god don't leave-- casey needs you, haha! please...."

☁ ...But you never came back.

[luminousbravery]

Could you do John x his s/o who has adopted a few ferrets and knits sweaters for them? :)

This sounds so sweet oml...coming right up!!!

JOHN WITH A S/O WHO HAS FERRETS!!!

☁ He loves your ferrets okay

☁ Highlight of visiting you? Those ferrets.

☁ And he loves the sweaters!!! Sm!!!

☁ He asks you how to knit...

☁ Literally so he can give them more sweaters!!!

☁ You two take care of your little ferret babies.