#joke

[stupid-twink-girl]

yaoi episode

[matchakuracat]

since it is autism acceptance month and i am autistic, please send me money and i will accept it❤️

[cut-before]

https://dana-695.szhdyy.com.cn/z/SKRfj6r

[pumpkin-padparadscha]

I read a social cue once. I mean, I read it wrong,,, but I did read it.

[jokingluna]

Based on a joke from Alexa

[tiana4evahh]

KOTLC Being Asked Character's Favorite Color

Sophie: Oh! Well, I like red. And blue! Yellows also pretty nice- Keefe: Brown- Tam: Unbiased, hmm? Keefe: *glare* Brown or ice blue. Like my eyes! Biana: I like purple and silver! They go really well together! Linh: Ooh, me too! Blue's pretty, and so it orange! Dex: Uh... Gee, I don't know- Fitz: Really? It's kind of basic...

Dex: It's the kind of basic that you already assume you know, but you really don't because you think you know, Vacker! Fitz: ...Wait that makes sense- Well, I like blue :) Dex: *sigh* Yellow? Yeah, yellow. Yellow's pretty. Marella: Light blue :P Tam: I like green. Keefe: NAHHH BRO DIDN'T SAY BLACK OMGGGGGGGGGGG :00000000000000000

Tam: Shut up. I can like green, who said I couldn't?? Keefe: I- Tam: Green's a great color, if you don't like me liking green respectively leave >:( Keefe: Keefe: Well o-okay-

[verdantflamingo]

The text is not mine, but when I saw this meme, I immediately thought of them.

It's morning.

12:00 in the afternoon, that's what Emma calls morning.

It's the weekend so Scott let her sleep in longer, but after he himself has been up since five in the morning, he's run, he's worked out, he's had his breakfast at exactly 7:00 a.m., the same as every day, he's gone through his morning routine, he's back to of their common room, in his blue shirt and mockingly, because of course he knows that at 12:00 the sun is already high in the sky, he decides to wake Emma up with a gentle: "Wake up, Babe, the Sun has risen!"

Yes, they use cute nicknames, which is cute…

Emma, still sleeping in her beauty, is not pleased by his wake-up call and responds with her classic biting sarcasm: "And what do you want me to do with it?! Photosynthesis!??"

She's disheveled, her hair is all over the place, she has a shadow from the door ajar, and she's wearing some hideous Scott t-shirt because it was cold, the institute is saving because they don't have electricity to pay for in today's crazy economy, and that t-shirt was the closest and she wasn't willing to climb out from bed.

Scott speaks in Times New Roman. Emma - Savoye LET.

PS: I usually set my canvas just for training, which means resolution to nothing… And then I start drawing something I like and then I end up worrying about the wrong size… Yes, I know it can be fixed, but my adhd doesn't always let me do it, now i'm hoping it will let me write my thesis… But this time this crap has a completely over-sized resolution that has only limited me to 6 pages?

PSS: Sorry, I had to relieve myself.

[madame-helen]

[notedchampagne]

storing food in my wisdom tooth holes so i can snack on them later

[psychicvoidtale]

Them again

(🏳️‍🌈SUGGESTIVE ALERT🏳️‍🌈)

[kindaqueerngl]

IM SOBBING

I just remembered when I was on wattpad and I was reading solangelo one shots. Someone in the comments was spamming the author, begging them to write smut so the author wrote something along the lines of:

nico: a-ah! F-fuck~ W-Will, harder~ I… I’m g-gonna cum~

will: poggers!! :D

[hacksfood]

Pigs in a Blanket Day 🐷🌭👨‍🍳 #shorts #pigsinablanket #hotdog #sausage #memes #funny #comedy #lol #hacks #food #relatable #meme #joke #roll #pastry #appetizer #unitedstates #recipes #ingredients #culinary #chef #socialmedia

[watcher-memorial-blog]

Still can’t believe what happened….

RIP.

🕯️😢💔

(It was by ghosts. Tragic.)

[charliepunningstar]

I handed Dad a banjo once, he took one look at it and said, "nah I don't fiddle with those."

Gee, I guess this is a real dad joke. -🌈

[catcake24]

You know what? I accept this new headcanon XD

(Screenshot from Splatoon Subreddit)

Frye bribes some of the best players to not join her own team, just for the lolz.