#jokes

[polyphonetic]

Yes but what if the Torment Nexus has a like, really hot deep robot woman voice while she tries to murder you and the puzzles are really fun

[badjokesbyjeff]

Einstein, Newton and Pascal play hide and seek together.

It's Einstein's turn to count, and he closes his eyes. After counting to 10, Pascal runs away and hides.

Newton, on the other hand, very calmly draws a square on the ground, 1 meter on each side, in front of the place that Einstein counted, and goes to the middle of it and starts to wait.

When Einstein reaches 10, he opens his eyes and immediately says, "Newton, I found you!!" he shouts.

Newton smiles and says calmly: "You didn't find me, you found Newton per square meter. So you found Pascal."

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[thedankmemes]

[cat-cosplay]

Avoid dangerous cults.

Practice safe sects.

[poetry-siir]

Mi habitación, luces a medio encender, paredes pintadas con sombras, silencio y lluvia que retumba en el techo. Todo me parece desconocido, miro mi reflejo en el espejo y siento que soy una intrusa atrapada en esta caja de cuatro paredes. Me desconozco y desconozco esta mentira llena de adornos, de deseos, de objetos, de colores, de abismos y de trampas sin identidad me he convertido en una más. En mi habitación me río de lo trágico y cómico que puede ser vivir, unos se anestesian con vendarse los ojos y escuchar lo que quieren escuchar, en cambio yo prefiero ir con los ojos bien abiertos sintiendo la oscuridad y a veces tratando de huir de las manos siniestras que mueven los hilos…

-Belle Moon

[dont-be-tumb]

[insomniac-arrest]

Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.

[escuerzoresucitado]

[choogotjokes]

[badjokesbyjeff]

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

None.

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

I'm sorry

[thedankmemes]

[spacesapphist]

posts for people who hate freud: the sequel

[introvertedx10]

[insomniac-arrest]

"I wasted my 20s", cool man, just in time for all the gay sex and weird tattoos you're about to have in your 30s