#jon stewert

[captainpirateface]

Love ya Jon!

[volixia669]

Relative: Don't make America bashing jokes to sales people! What if he didn't laugh? We might get a higher estimate!

Me: ...He's...He's close to my age. I CAN actually tell the kinds of jokes that will land.

Also like, I wasn't the one who brought up high costs of insurance, he was the one who said only in America, which resulted in me poorly singing god bless America. Which did make him laugh.

I'm just frustrated because my relative tends to act like I don't know how to behave around people, and don't know about various social contexts.

When like, relative is the one who doesn't interact with other people as much, and has been in a suburban bubble.

It's frustrating.

[denalidog24]

Watch "Debunking Jon Stewart's Attack On The 2nd Amendment During Viral Debate With Republican Senator" on YouTube

🖕🖕Jon Stewert 🖕🖕

[mitobites]

man I'm still thinking about That Damn Jon Stewart Video

people assume the fascists supporters care about hypocrisy like they do. they assume that they believe in the things he Says and not what he Means. the fascist says "we want to ban all drag to protect children" and stewert says "but guns kill more kids" and he says "yeah, I know" and stewert says "so you don't want to protect children, you're just a bigot who hates queer people" and he goes "yeah. No Shit."

and for some reason liberals expect his base to be Horrified, that they all just wanted to protect children and their platform is being Corrupted but his base is also like. Yeah. No Shit.

they don't care about kids. they don't care about anything but themselves and maintaining their own power. they are lying and attaching that power to whatever cause will divert attention away from The Open Power Grabbing Thing, so liberals are forced to play defense and point out hypocrisy rather than engage with their actual points.

the fact that it hurts trans people isn't a weird hypocritical bug, it's the entire point of the platform. pointing it out isn't an own, it's practically an advertisement.

[baileybaleix]

THE VERY FIRST TWO HOURs OF MTV

Transmitted at Midnight August 1st 1981

Opens with footage and a countdown of the Apollo 11 shuttle, then the words, “Ladies and Gentlemen, Rock And Roll”. MTV IDENT plays and immediately goes to the very first video, which is of course, ‘Video Killed The Radio Star’ by Buggles. After that the playlist is understandably a 70s hangover still, but give it three more years and it would be epic! The presenters are awkward and technical glitches interrupt some videos, but this is a great slice of Pop History!

MTV IDENTS AND ADVERTS INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING  

Superman II Trailer

Dolby Noise Reduction

Mountain Dew

Andron by Javon

Atari

The Movie Channel and Nickolodeon

MUSIC VIDEOS AND SEGMENTS FOR THE FIRST TWO HOURS

Buggles - Video Killied The Radio Star

Pat Benatar - You Better Run

Rod Stewert  - She Won’t Dance With Me

The Who - You Better You Bet

P.H.D - Little Susie’s On The Up

Pretenders - Brass In Pocket

Todd Rundgren - Time Heals

REO Speedwagon - ‘take it on the run’ (video cuts out)

Styx - Rockin Paradise

Robin Lane & The Chartbusters - When Things Go Wrong

MTV report about The Remones

Split Enz - History Never Repeat 

38 Special - Hold On Loosely 

Rod Stewart - Sailing

MTV report segment called ‘Inside Line’

Iron Maiden - Iron Maiden

REO Speedwagon - Keep On Loving You

Pretenders - Message of Love

Lee Ritenor - Mr Briefcase

The Cars - Double Life

Phil Collins - In The Air Tonight

MTV segment about collecting records (sound issues hiccup)

Robert Palmer - Lokking for Clues

Shoes - Too Late

Stevie Nicks - Stop Draggin’ My Heart Around

Rupert Hine - Surface Tension

Split Enz - One Step Ahead

Gerry Rafferty - Baker Street 

MTV report about Jon Lennon and Talking Heads plus Tom Tom Club plan to make an album

Par Benatar - ?

Tom Johnson - Savannah Nights

Rockestra - Paul McCartney and other 60s rock stars jam on a stage live clip

Styx - Best Of Times

Carly Simon - Vengeance 

Juice Newton - Angel Of The Morning 

[valleywitch]

(via https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT5FTrIZN-E) 

Doesn't matter where he is Jon Stewert will rip lawmakers a new on if they don't renew the benefits for the 9/11 first responders. 

Seriously though the first responders were exposed to so much toxic dust, and the emotional toll yet they have to go through so much shit just to get taken care of.

[lilylived]

Remember when a live cow escaped the halal slaughterhouse next to my high school and ran all over campus

And I was like delishus

But then Jon Stewert came to save its life and the press made such a big deal over it, I was shamed out of eating meat for a good month lmao

[theboundpoetess]

Ever see a man's face & just.... orgasm...?

Some men have that effect on me.

To be specific

Ohmifuckkk Jon Stewert

[anadicletus]

P.W. Singer with Jon Stewert discuss : Wired for War Video Below Peter W. Singer is a Senior Fellow at the Brookings Institution where he is Director of the 21st Century Defense Initiative.

[yourgoodfriendraichel]

Hey y’all let’s get introspective!

So, Game Grumps turns 5 today, and since I’ve been on a huge game grumps kick lately I had already done some math, and considerations, and looking at my own life, because before I even realized the anniversary was coming up I realized I’ve been watching grumps for at least four years. A little more.

I don’t remember what was new when I first watched grumps (which I think I technically have @latiaslover97 to thank for? thanks hun. Followed you for aquabats, stayed on for pokemon and internet celebs), but I know I was already committed before Dan started, because I remember coming out of binging sonic 06 (i generally watch grump series after they’re done, and had been waiting anxiously for them to finally get done with sonic so i could watch the damn thing!) and there was this new guy, and I briefly decided “fuck that new shit” before eventually going back. Like, within a few months. I have no idea why. I guess I missed it? And boy howdy that was the right decision. 

Anyway!

So, logically, it probably wouldn’t be crazy to estimate that I’ve been following the channel for around 4.5 years. At which time I had initially set out to watch every episode (though I later got more selective/skipped over series. Some on purpose, some on accident). With this anniversary I’m realizing I’ve kind of been in it for the long haul, and I’m feeling pretty proud of all that Grumps (and kind of Arin, especially) has accomplished.

And lately I also went back to see when other major fandoms of mine started, and grumps is barely a month younger than Gravity Falls, and older than Steven Universe (not counting the pilot).

So, I’ve just been realizing, that five years ago I was a totally different person. Five years ago I probably hadn’t even caught wind of gravity falls, and certainly not steven universe. Like, five years ago I wasn’t involved in huge chunks of my life.

Jon Stewert still ran the daily show. Colbert was still in the next time slot. So many celebrities that were important to me were still alive.

So many.

And I guess this just highlights how invested I am in media, and how much that’s how I see the world, but it’s just really putting me in a place of realizing how long ago five years is. And how much myself then, and myself now, wouldn’t have in common. Don’t get me wrong, it’s not the same differences as, say, ten years ago (though I’m realizing other major turning points in my life were ten years ago, and freaking out about that, too), but five years is a long time. And a lot has changed, even though it’s easy for me to think it hasn’t.

And on top of that, watching the tour of the grump offices, I’m so proud of everything they’ve accomplished, and Arin’s accomplished, and how much I look up to Arin at the end of the day.

He’s living the dream, and I hope, on my most hopeful days, that I can have success anything like his, and to be able to succeed with my friends, and I am just so proud of him, and everything grumps has become.

Cheers, Game Grumps. To many years to come.

[berniesrevolution]

Can you please tell me where the voting = gay gif came from?

It’s from an episode of The Daily Show with Jon Stewert.

You can see the clip here, just fast forward to the 5:12 mark if you don’t want to see the whole lead up.

[rollercoaster59]

Half baked comes on with that jon stewert.

[konnosaya]

The Gear You Can't Live Without!

Over on our Facebook page where we have 37,000 of you as friends we asked a simple question:

"What is the one piece of gear you wouldn't want to climb without?" We asked because over the last few years there have been more revolutionary pieces of gear released than ever before! After climbing DDRT for decades the Rope Wrench was created and changed everything, making it possible for the Arborist community to ascend safely up into a tree using a single rope technique (SRT) for the first time ever! This started the storm that would keep the tree community changing for YEARS to come! Since then we’ve seen the release of The Zig Zag, Rope Runner, Akimbo, Chicane, Spider Jack, Unicender, and the list goes on! Everyone is different, they climb differently, and they experience a tree differently. The responses we got to this question were so interesting we thought it would be fun to share them on a blog! The answers below prove- there is no right answer. This then proves- there is no wrong answer! Do what makes you comfortable, what you understand, what you’re confident with, and more importantly- climb with whatever will keep you safe. A great comment that we received that goes right along with this is: “If I climbed with 100 different tree climbers, I'd see a 100 different ways to climb a tree.” - Bob Stewert So let’s dive in. What is the one piece of gear you wouldn't want to climb without? “Nothing is as useful in all forms of climbing as a single, solid, and smooth foot ascender. CT is my go-to until it bites the dust.” - Gregory D. Lammers The CT foot ascender is a light and compact ascender that is well built and highly efficient. The fully adjustable webbing lets you place the ascender exactly where it needs to be. The locking device on the cam keeps the rope securely latched into the ascender. This is a very popular foot ascender among professional arborist! “The Sena makes the day go by!!” - Joshua Burr The Sena SMH10 is a Bluetooth 3.0 stereo headset with long-range Bluetooth intercom communications device. You can call handsfree on your Bluetooth mobile phone, listen to stereo music or voice instructions of GPS navigations by Bluetooth wirelessly, and have intercom conversations in full duplex with another SMH10 headset. “You're gonna laugh... CMI Twin Expedition Arborist Ascender. Because its still easier for me to just footlock up a doubled rope.” - Chip Hildreth Here’s a similar product to what Chip talks about that we love: The Petzl Acentree was designed for an ergonomic solution for the secured double rope ascent. Suitable for ropes 8-13mm. The newly designed cams help reduce abrasion on most ropes “The first leg strap saddle I bought was a Blair Ultralight. It had a floating bridge too. I NEVER will go backwards to a butt strap with fixed tie in.” - Tom Dunlap The newest and most popular saddle in the game now: Designed over a five year period by three of the world’s top climbers, the treeMotion is designed as a high performance piece of equipment. As the name states, the treeMotion is all about being able to maximize each movement without wasting any bit of energy. Every component of this saddle is highly customizable; from the bridge length, bridge attachment, leg loop placement, or gear loop attachment. Each saddle comes with extra gear loops so that you can put the gear loops where you want opposed to having to deal with fixed loops chosen by the manufacturer. The back pad offers lumbar support while also giving the climber the option of placing accessory carabiners through the back pad for added gear attachment. With color coded attachment points, one can easily identify what component is life support and which isn’t (green is for life support, red is not). Quick connect buckles make putting on the treeMotion a breeze. The absolute king of comfort and mobility! “I won't get all religious about gear as if they are religious icons. What stokes me is the grassroots innovation that's exploded the last couple decades. All of the tools and configurations we've been given, even the older ones are valuable bits of kit. For me, the rope runner and Giorgio Fiori's SRT device are key things. If i'm using the runner, I'll use it DdRT or SRT, sometimes during the same climb” - Nora Bryan The Singing Tree Rope Runner is a revolutionary climbing device. This device allows the climber to easily ascend and descend on a single line in unparalleled speed. The Singing Tree Rope Runner does not create a bend in the rope and is easily installed midline. “Good old prusik.” - Jon Cooper Our top rated prusik: epiCORD is the latest hitchcord in the TEUFELBERGER line up. epiCORD has a tight cover of polyester and technora which gives it the great heat resistance while also being flexible enough to let you tie hitches easily. The core is a blend of Technora and Dyneema braided in a special balance that allows your hitch to release when you need it. Expertly sewn by the experts at At Height. “Hitch climber pulley.” - Logan Ring By combining a compact rigging plate with a pulley, DMM produced a highly efficient triple attachment pulley that completely streamlines your climbing system. Organize carabiners, ascend, descend, or rig it for rescue or hauling. “My omni block that thing rocks.” - John Hildebrand The Omni Block features a pulley with an attached swivel designed to reduce overall vertical height. Double locking mechanism maximizes safety. Large top hole with rounded edges for both hard and textile connections. Great for light rigging applications. Beautiful machining and cutting edge design from none other than Rock Exotica! “Zigzag for sure.” - David Herman The ZigZag Plus mechanical prusik allows the user to move around efficiently in a tree using classic Prusik pulley system technique. The friction chain provides precision and fluidity when moving around. The pulley is mounted on sealed ball bearings to allow the slack to be taken up easily. Can be used on either doubled ropes or a single rope, providing great versatility. The lower attachment hold with high-efficiency swivel ensures stable and correct positioning of the mechanical Prusik and optimal rope glide through the device.

And that’s just getting the list started. As you can tell- everyone has a different rhyme or reason to what they like and what makes climbing for them either fun, fast, easy, and again, the top thing- safe! We would love to hear what works best for you. Leave us a comment below telling us your opinion and why!

source https://www.bartlettman.com/The-Gear-You-Cant-Live-Without_b_1179.html

[clashofthekhaleesi]

Over on our Facebook page where we have 37,000 of you as friends we asked a simple question:

"What is the one piece of gear you wouldn't want to climb without?" We asked because over the last few years there have been more revolutionary pieces of gear released than ever before! After climbing DDRT for decades the Rope Wrench was created and changed everything, making it possible for the Arborist community to ascend safely up into a tree using a single rope technique (SRT) for the first time ever! This started the storm that would keep the tree community changing for YEARS to come! Since then we’ve seen the release of The Zig Zag, Rope Runner, Akimbo, Chicane, Spider Jack, Unicender, and the list goes on! Everyone is different, they climb differently, and they experience a tree differently. The responses we got to this question were so interesting we thought it would be fun to share them on a blog! The answers below prove- there is no right answer. This then proves- there is no wrong answer! Do what makes you comfortable, what you understand, what you’re confident with, and more importantly- climb with whatever will keep you safe. A great comment that we received that goes right along with this is: “If I climbed with 100 different tree climbers, I'd see a 100 different ways to climb a tree.” - Bob Stewert So let’s dive in. What is the one piece of gear you wouldn't want to climb without? “Nothing is as useful in all forms of climbing as a single, solid, and smooth foot ascender. CT is my go-to until it bites the dust.” - Gregory D. Lammers The CT foot ascender is a light and compact ascender that is well built and highly efficient. The fully adjustable webbing lets you place the ascender exactly where it needs to be. The locking device on the cam keeps the rope securely latched into the ascender. This is a very popular foot ascender among professional arborist! “The Sena makes the day go by!!” - Joshua Burr The Sena SMH10 is a Bluetooth 3.0 stereo headset with long-range Bluetooth intercom communications device. You can call handsfree on your Bluetooth mobile phone, listen to stereo music or voice instructions of GPS navigations by Bluetooth wirelessly, and have intercom conversations in full duplex with another SMH10 headset. “You're gonna laugh... CMI Twin Expedition Arborist Ascender. Because its still easier for me to just footlock up a doubled rope.” - Chip Hildreth Here’s a similar product to what Chip talks about that we love: The Petzl Acentree was designed for an ergonomic solution for the secured double rope ascent. Suitable for ropes 8-13mm. The newly designed cams help reduce abrasion on most ropes “The first leg strap saddle I bought was a Blair Ultralight. It had a floating bridge too. I NEVER will go backwards to a butt strap with fixed tie in.” - Tom Dunlap The newest and most popular saddle in the game now: Designed over a five year period by three of the world’s top climbers, the treeMotion is designed as a high performance piece of equipment. As the name states, the treeMotion is all about being able to maximize each movement without wasting any bit of energy. Every component of this saddle is highly customizable; from the bridge length, bridge attachment, leg loop placement, or gear loop attachment. Each saddle comes with extra gear loops so that you can put the gear loops where you want opposed to having to deal with fixed loops chosen by the manufacturer. The back pad offers lumbar support while also giving the climber the option of placing accessory carabiners through the back pad for added gear attachment. With color coded attachment points, one can easily identify what component is life support and which isn’t (green is for life support, red is not). Quick connect buckles make putting on the treeMotion a breeze. The absolute king of comfort and mobility! “I won't get all religious about gear as if they are religious icons. What stokes me is the grassroots innovation that's exploded the last couple decades. All of the tools and configurations we've been given, even the older ones are valuable bits of kit. For me, the rope runner and Giorgio Fiori's SRT device are key things. If i'm using the runner, I'll use it DdRT or SRT, sometimes during the same climb” - Nora Bryan The Singing Tree Rope Runner is a revolutionary climbing device. This device allows the climber to easily ascend and descend on a single line in unparalleled speed. The Singing Tree Rope Runner does not create a bend in the rope and is easily installed midline. “Good old prusik.” - Jon Cooper Our top rated prusik: epiCORD is the latest hitchcord in the TEUFELBERGER line up. epiCORD has a tight cover of polyester and technora which gives it the great heat resistance while also being flexible enough to let you tie hitches easily. The core is a blend of Technora and Dyneema braided in a special balance that allows your hitch to release when you need it. Expertly sewn by the experts at At Height. “Hitch climber pulley.” - Logan Ring By combining a compact rigging plate with a pulley, DMM produced a highly efficient triple attachment pulley that completely streamlines your climbing system. Organize carabiners, ascend, descend, or rig it for rescue or hauling. “My omni block that thing rocks.” - John Hildebrand The Omni Block features a pulley with an attached swivel designed to reduce overall vertical height. Double locking mechanism maximizes safety. Large top hole with rounded edges for both hard and textile connections. Great for light rigging applications. Beautiful machining and cutting edge design from none other than Rock Exotica! “Zigzag for sure.” - David Herman The ZigZag Plus mechanical prusik allows the user to move around efficiently in a tree using classic Prusik pulley system technique. The friction chain provides precision and fluidity when moving around. The pulley is mounted on sealed ball bearings to allow the slack to be taken up easily. Can be used on either doubled ropes or a single rope, providing great versatility. The lower attachment hold with high-efficiency swivel ensures stable and correct positioning of the mechanical Prusik and optimal rope glide through the device.

And that’s just getting the list started. As you can tell- everyone has a different rhyme or reason to what they like and what makes climbing for them either fun, fast, easy, and again, the top thing- safe! We would love to hear what works best for you. Leave us a comment below telling us your opinion and why!

via Bartlett Arborist Supply: Blog Posts

[mattdenuzzo]

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A tour de force from Jon Stewert. Simply asking Congress to do their job. Another reminder why we need his voice and advocacy in the public discourse #JonStewert #FDNY #911FirstResponders #Congress