#jonathan sims

[wolfythewitch]

Desolation Tim hnrhghghgh

[zarchivist]

Gotta love Jon putting himself in situations the others warned him about and then panicking about it like he didn't willingly do it to himself

Elias: No more adventures down there

Jon: Ok.

one statement later, Jon: Where the fuck am I I'm scarwd n hyperventilatjb

Basira: Don't touch the coffin.

Jon: Sure.

episodes later, Jon: I I CNAT BRWtEATH

[mlmshark]

One gripe I have with the tma fandom is that they will not stop sexualizing Jon aka the ONE asexual character and then be like “Well asexuality is a spectrum! Asexual people can have sex!” Which yeah, true, but they say Jon doesn’t period. Literally the direct quote is like “Oh yeah Jon doesn’t at all.” AT ALL. Now stop writing/drawing that man having sex

[hummise]

mag172

[sepezzz]

Jon "reaches out in his sleep" Archivist.

(takes place before s1 finale, while martin is living in the archives)

[buildoblivionthenwewilltalk]

there is something so essentially ‘jonny sims’ about the consequences of mag200 being not just the dissemination of eldritch fear entities but also those very same entities being farmed by a soulless civil service department that runs on caffeine and vitamin d deprivation

[coffee-bat]

i'm abt halfway through season 1 of tma (i think?) and i just wanted to say it's so fucking funny how jon puts his whole archivussy into voice-acting every story, then after 20 minutes of stellar in-character acting he just goes "well that was fucking stupid innit, seek psychiatric help lmfaoo" and ends the episode

[ratboyvince]

“You should go home because I am sick” is so funny because it is objectively a bad lie but believable in the sense that Jon absolutely WOULD say that in seriousness

[bermudarhombus2]

she breacon on my hope until i magnus on her archives until she elias on my bouchard until she martin on my blackwood until i johnathan on her sims until she timothy on my stoker until i peter on her lucas until she gertrude on my robinson until i not on her sasha until she michael on my distortion until i *gunshot*

[makingadjustments]

"my comfort character is happy" "my comfort character is gay" well MY comfort character is stuck in a fucking computer

[arielledrawsstuff]

[sharklovingcriminals]

I've just finished episode six of the magnus archives for the first time and i feel absolutely betrayed. I was so used to the formula, that the main character lived and was fine that i didn't even think about someone dying after they gave their statement. I feel the same way i did when i first saw Halloween and realised Michael was immortal and jamie lee curtis was never going to be safe, suddenly I'm worried about the protagonist of all the other stories so far. I thought (for an embarrassingly large part of this episode) that the woman was going to have been possessed by a snake and I've decided that parasitic worms are one of the worst monsters ever to be on this podcast because they actually exist. horrifying. excellent. love this show. people keep telling me it's going to get wild but doesn't seen to have happened yet idk we'll see

[myiliterallyhavenolifegoals]

Oxford you say? The same Oxford that a certain jarchivist attended you say? Inch resting

[lizweirdo]

who’s down for a meet cute in a forest cabin as the sky opens above us to watch our awkward flirting

[theallegedbird]

mag92 you will always be famous

[spookyspeks]

The Magnus Archives has ruined me