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[j-5]

[godshideouscreation]

I really just need to get fucked so hard I cum to my senses.

[nighttime-thoughts]

I love you, it's ruining my life.

[shotmrmiller]

I just started dating an ex marine who reminds me of soap so much. We were hooking up and brother was just inhaling my pussy and begging me to sit on his face. Told me they didn’t call him the shop vac for nothing. What have I gotten myself into.

don't let him hear you calling him that~ them crayon eaters take that shit a little too seriously. ain't nothing EX ABOUT A MARINE or whatever. if i were you id smother him to test his mettle

[cryptidjeepers]

"Ford didnt appreciate mcguckets gifts and didnt deserve him" you say. Did we skip over the part where he talks about how touched he was by fiddlefords christmas gifts. How he brought fiddleford to the fair after the gremloblin incident? Making snowmen together???? Not to mention, bill broke the snowglobe and forces him to get rid of frilliam 😭 its not adding up

[haleigh-sloth]

My project to have done by Christmas is to draw one fucking page of Tomura slamming shut a manga volume and looking at Deku who cowrote the manga with Spinner and saying “why did you kill all of us” and then we see Toga call Deku rude for doing that

The ending will be fixed, in my head, at least

[spookitapes]

jschlatt x reader; exhibition

do not…i repeat, DO NOT tease this man in public. don't be a brat, don't try to be slick, just don't…because if you do he's dragging your ass to wherever he can and fixing that attitude, asap.

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schlatt will have you bent over a sink giving you backshots so hard there's gonna be bruises on your hips from ramming into the counter over and over again…and don't even think about covering your mouth or holding back your sounds. he'll have a hand in your hair, yanking your head back towards him so he can get close to your ear. 

"stop holdin back– wanna hear how fuckin pathetic you sound."

by the time your brain stops being fuzzy from the feeling of his facial hair on your neck, he lets go of your hair and there's the sound of his belt being drug thru the loops of his undone pants. when he's got it completely free your arms are being yanked behind you, binding them with the belt so he's got even more control over you. the expensive leather digging into your wrists only fuels the throb between your legs, adding more fog to your brain. he's forcing your back to arch now, slamming into you somehow harder and it's making you spill out all the pretty noises he loves to hear. it adds to his already inflated ego, and your poor pussy pays the price. 

i'm fr warning you bro…mans won't hesitate to pull you out of whatever club your in and press you up against the rough alley wall and have his way. people walk by the alley ?  he's going harder. you complain about the wall being uncomfortable ?  he's pushing you down onto your knees to choke on his cock, hand holding your hair in a makeshift ponytail to control the movements. he's so condescending about it, too…

"if you wanted something down your throat so bad all you had to do was ask, sweet pea." 

schlatt loves when you're bratty at home. he'll play along, fuck with you, fire it back, etc…but he expects you to be his good girl and on your best behavior when you're out with him. nothing less is acceptable.

so blame yourself when you leave your friend's bathroom with shaky legs and fucked up makeup. remember you asked for it when you're putting up groceries with a stinging raw ass and cum dripping down your legs. know there's no one else but yourself to hold accountable when your taking his dick– face smushed to the hood of his car with one hand, and a thumb in your ass with the other. you'll learn your lesson one of these days…and if you don't  ?  schlatt wouldn't mind that too bad, either ;)))

[sluttywonwoo]

oh i’m 🫠

[to-the-fishies]

I have finished my Cabin Peaks quilt!

[thymbsup]

Jeff skinner

The saddest, wettest cat to ever exist

[code-es]

Coding resource!

exercism.org

A free website where you get specific problems to methodically learn small concepts of a programming language. Do 10 minutes to 1 hour every day, and then you will keep practicing every day, and you will be able to use the skills you learn in your real projects. They walk you through the problem all the way, and it's a super good way to learn!

[sunflowerdigs]

"A most peculiar pairing, would you not agree?" Peculiar, as in, the synonym for que-[GUNSHOT]

[sleepretreat]

Thank you Siegs

[writingduhh]

Jschlatt || Couch Texting

It had been 30 minutes since you and schlatt last spoke to each other, locked in a senseless argument. Today was the day your favorite TV show aired, so you both reluctantly sat down to watch, avoiding any communication or physical contact. With the show playing on the TV, your phone suddenly vibrated, displaying a text from “J ❤️”. You opened the message, silently chuckling as you read it to yourself.

“You look really pretty sitting over there.”

Raising your eyes, you caught him stealing a glance at you, quickly diverting his gaze when you turned in his direction.

"Thanks," you texted back.

Within seconds, he replied,

“You’re welcome.”

Smiling, you pocketed your phone and returned your focus to the TV. That was until your phone buzzed once more.

"I wish you'd come sit by me :( What are we even fighting about?"

Reading the text, you admitted to yourself that you felt the same way and were also unsure about the cause of your argument.

"I think you should come sit by me. And I can't remember, was it over you leaving the toilet seat up again?"

you messaged back, eliciting an audible laugh from Schlatt.

However, instead of texting back, he stood up and walked over to you, settling down right by your side.

"Can we please stop arguing? I miss you," he sighed, resting his head on your shoulder.

"I hate it too," you admitted, your hands absentmindedly running through his hair.

"Does that mean we aren't arguing anymore?"

"I guess it does."

"Good. I hate when we fight," he admits, his arm finding its way around your shoulders.

"Me too. Let's promise to never fight over something stupid again," you propose, leaning into his extended arm.

"Promise."

[woozi]

JOSHUA ✸ GOD OF MUSIC

[feminineenergylife]

Don't decenter men if you want a man...

Be careful with jumping on these trends.

They'll have you living the life you don't want lol