#just a sample

[notasapleasure]

"well of course I said you had to translate the lesbian-adjacent sexy middle aged woman book, it should be no one else but you!" - my Geo teacher, paying me the closest thing to a compliment since she said in exasperation that I was არაჩვეულებრივი.

[phatburd]

I had to restart this chapter five times, but I'm slowly chugging away at it. Jean-Pierre might be dead, but this WIP sure ain't!

[hanakogames]

what my a03 stats look like

[lovely-lars-ulrich]

i’m. shaking

he is welcome in my pants at anytime

[weirdgirlvampire]

If yes, tell me what it is in the tags!

[cottonspotten]

*person has consented to being eaten; they’ve donated their body. they died without suffering. you can cook the meat. you will not get sick from the meat.

bonus: explain why!

[guiltyidealist]

On your MOST FOLLOWED blog on Tumblr,

[hugintheraven]

This is a bad idea but:

[wetslug]

ppl who r using poll results as a way to Prove Something about society or come to any conclusion.. i hope you are aware that tumblr users are one of the most biased population groups you could conceivably find. gob bless

[marisatomay]

there should be an oscar category called “movie my dad completed without falling asleep on the couch” and it’s more prestigious and contentious than best picture

[jadipose]

talk about how stuffed you are, burp a little...

Mmm, feel my belly, feel ho+w hard it is under all my fat.... it's so+ tight... so+ full...

[hauntoblogical]

I have seen three different "how much of this site is queer" polls this evening poking fun at staff's 1/4 assertion and not a single indication any of them understand statistics. One someone even replied "This might have some sampling bias" what do you mean might what do you mean SOME

[an-absolute-trainwreck]

(If you like specifically the diet or sugar free version of any of these, just vote for that option. Same thing for specific flavors, eg. cherry coke, or mtn dew red, etc.)

[stealingyourbones]

Not even really a crossover but it could be

Danny gets outed/reveals/something and everybody knows he's Phantom. There are science organizations that are absolutely *frothing* at the mouth to hire him.

He gets hired to modify and then deploy hurricane and tornado reading equipment because he's able to fly into the center unharmed. There is much less margin or error because he's always able to get the equipment deployed if the weather is still happening.

Maybe it's a side job while he's in school for his BA or something

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