Neurotypicals: *patting my head* You need to use your words, okay? We can’t read your mind! You need to tell us what you want.
Also neurotypicals: *hides their true intentions and desires in layers of subtext, social cues, and white lies*
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Okay but Eris’ option sounds like an emo song.
Remember this is simply for amusement pls don’t take it as seriously as Athena’s group takes gym class. (Stop turning sports equipment into weapons, Athena! It’s just a game that the rest of us don’t even want to play! We’re just trying to graduate! 😫)
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Dark Lord D*ck Measuring, Episode II
Sauron: Okay, newbie. Tell us your greatest Dark Lord accomplishment, and we might accept you.
The Darkling: I created a Void of darkness and shadow where these horrifying creatures live! It’s called… *hands spread dramatically* THE FOLD.
Sauron: *scoffs* Sounds familiar… But I called it MORDOR and we had *spreads hands too* ORCS. So much more fearsome, newbie. You can stop copying me.
Voldemort: Yeah, and I poured my very soul into Horcruxes to keep my evil essence alive.
Sauron: *glares* You’re kidding… like, what…?
Voldemort: Oh, a crown, a pendant, a ring…
Sauron: A RING?!? NOT COOL. ARE YOU ALL JUST COPYING ME!?!
Voldemort: *pouts noselessly* … a snake…
Darth Vader: *breathes* I blew up a planet. Ruled the galaxy under a Sith Empire.
Sauron: *deeply offended, yet perplexed* What’s a planet?
Just another one because the first one brought so many giggles. And yes, this is just how my brain works sometimes… it gets crowded in there with angsty, attractive, mostly-dark men… sorry not sorry.
Tagging for (another) laugh:
@mixingpumpkins @myfavouritelunatic @myrsinemezzo @marimosalad @mamanmae @rebelrebelwrites @restless-tides @youwearfinethingswellwriter @scriberated @thegreatzombieartisan @jurassiclexie
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I decided to contribute this to the recent string of Danny Phantom memes going around, it’s probably been done before but if not- you’re welcome! XD
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😉 Tomdaya 2.0 - Spoilers Without Context 😏
Let’s Play A Game Shall We?? 😁
See if you can remember/name some of the various “highlights” and momentous moments from Tomdaya 2.0 that we’ve received so far!
This is just a snippet of some of the TONS of tea/receipts that we’ve received since Atlanta filming (okay, I gave you that one lol), so it’s not an all-inclusive list, but some of these “moments” in the Tomdaya fandom since 2020 should probably bring back some memories, and even make you chuckle a little bit lol.
The clues are in chronological order from when we received tea or experienced certain things as a fandom during the Tomdaya 2.0 era. That should help you in understanding some of the clues.
RULES:
Write down the numbers and put your guesses next to each number on your list. Then, dm me or inbox me your guesses. See how many you can get right! 😁
I will post the answers on Sunday, May 29th.
**Remember, these are NO-CONTEXT “Spoilers”, so some of the clues might be a little abstract. Let’s see how many you can understand/remember lol 😏 – Some are pretty easy, and others might be a bit harder/complicated.
****HINT: If you’ve been following my blog for a while, then you might have an easier time understanding these clues. 😉
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ENJOY guessing!!!! :)
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