#just not there

[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin fic where merlin and mordred are chill w eachother and are a secret magical crime fighting duo™️

well basically they just discreetly help out the knights in ambushes and stuff even tho mordreds also fighting as a knight

the round table and merlin are out on patrol and they’re attacked by bandits and they’re just doing their thing when merlin notices a group of sorcerers going after them and realizes the knights can’t take them alone

he yells for mordred who immediately finishes off his opponent and runs to join merlin

they block the group from reaching the knights and immediately start casting together, arms raised and eyes glowing

it’s super impressive and it’s obvious to the rest of them that merlin and mordred are extremely powerful alone, even more so together

out of the corner of his eye, merlin sees more people sneaking towards the group and moves his other hand to dispose of them

the knights r shook cause they hadn’t even noticed anyone else approaching

when The M Squad™️ (what i’m fondly calling merlin and mordred) is done protecting everyone, i think they should like high five and start complimenting the other (ie. mordred you finally got that spell right! wow merlin i hadn’t even noticed those other guys! etc etc)

i think the knights and arthur would just be like um wtf just happened

idk how to end it tho

merthur recommended but not required

[imjustavenuxwithaboomerang]

where the actual hell is the great alpha????

why has she just abandoned her people???

[startrekfangirl2233]

I can't even with this one. Christopher. What the hell. Why do you look like the human embodiment of a junkrat? (This is from this article on the Grimes Up Good Article)

[morganbritton132]

Me: You know how when you were a kid and you’d wish that you’d get sick or injured in a way that would justify why you didn’t live up to your potential?

Everybody, apparently: No?

[maudiemoods]

If life is a never ending loop of dirty dishes and laundry then that means life is a never ending loop of home cooked meals and comfy clean clothes

[whiteshipnightjar]

Zoozve, my beloved

[seenthisepisode]

what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting

[unforth]

Y'all I know that when so-called AI generates ridiculous results it's hilarious and I find it as funny as the next guy but I NEED y'all to remember that every single time an AI answer is generated it uses 5x as much energy as a conventional websearch and burns through 10 ml of water. FOR EVERY ANSWER. Each big llm is equal to 300,000 kiligrams of carbon dioxide emissions.

LLMs are killing the environment, and when we generate answers for the lolz we're still contributing to it.

Stop using it. Stop using it for a.n.y.t.h.i.n.g. We need to kill it.

Sources:

[wizardpotions]

Christmas as a cultural icon is starting to get really dystopian in a climate sense, december has historically been a time of year in which there would be snow in a significant portion of europe and north america, and the fact that its not even icy this time of year and all the christmas songs and decorations reference a time of year that will likely never exist in the same way again in my life time is so strange.

[tothechaos]

this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me

[yujateaandpi]

y’all just— thinking about how excited Stanley must have been to host the twins— Alex says he smokes cigars but he doesn’t smoke once in the show— has a beer gut but he only drinks sodas in front of the kids— doesn’t swear when they’re around which must have taken INCREDIBLE effort— Stanley Pines, known crook, buying pancake mix at the supermarket and many bottles of syrup— learning to cook basic healthy meals and burning so many of them before he gets it right— buying new sheets, new mattresses— avoiding bunk beds because it reminds him of Ford— looking at the attic room he made wondering “is this enough will they like me”— trying to act aloof at the bus stop so he doesn’t betray the fact that he was there hours early— watching them goof around and thinking of New Jersey beaches— then the first night they’re there, he watches them debate running away and only stay because Mabel shook a magic 8 ball. That must have kept him awake all night.

[ciderjacks]

Sometimes I’m reminded that in universe Chilchuck is an actually influential figure who like. Made huge advancements for his people and community. Like as in gave them rights and protections. And who is widely known by half-foots because of that. Like. He’s not just some guy.

Idk For some reason that just makes his role in canon really funny to me. Like this older, extremely important and accomplished figure is just willingly putting himself thru it for the sake of this random autistic 26 year old.

[necromimetics]

can’t stop thinking about my friend’s cishet partner who said last night that he doesn’t think anyone is the same gender. god-tier take.

[sarahshachat]

Returning to Tumblr simply to point how the cast of Game Changer is like no other. This interview is wild.

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[valtsv]

it's such a bummer that losing control of your emotions only makes the entire situation worse in really embarrassing personal ways. losing control of my emotions should give me pyrokinesis.