#just tweet the damn thing

[lastoneout]

this is my entire stance on the "american food is bad" discourse summed up

[cowardlykrow]

If Pete, Steph, Richie, and Ruth went bowling, who do you think would win?

Well.... i can’t even see Richie and Ruth bowling to be real

I feel like they would complain that it hurts their arms or something and would always bring up the one [or multiple] times they separately threw their shoulders out- or some other horrific accident-

But i suppose if they did play: Ruth wouldn’t even be able to pick up the lightest ball available while Richie would be way too sweaty to hold his ball most of the time and when he did manage to get a grip on it, he’d try and do some ridiculous anime pose before each turn only to have the ball slip and hit something or someone that wasn't the pins [he’d get them kicked out tbh]

Also they would SO use the gutter guards so do they even really count??? 

Now I think Steph and Pete would get really competitive and into it for sure and I also fully believe Pete would totally be winning, but would inevitably lose on purpose to let Steph win

So the answer is Stephanie

[ninacarstairss]

it’s hilarious how you watch a crows interview and you have amita and freddy being the complete opposite of inej and kaz, all smiles and cuddles, cal that’s sitting there being like matthias and just admiring dani and wondering how he got himself into this group, and then you have dani, kit and jack that are the literal embodiment of nina, jesper and wylan and you can never tell if they’ve just been in character for a whole year of if they’re just that perfect

[bright-and-burning]

scrolling through the last 22hrs of posts in one sitting and damn if this christian horner situation continues to evolve as i presume it will can we please tag it. please

[birdantlers]

can people stop fuckin bricking amazon for the tiktok water bottle I'm not a consumerist trendygirl I just live in texas.

[burgeaux]

ok now that I'm in elpis I'll probably just post/react and shut off my phone immediately after more than ever to avoid spoilers and allusions and such

[maddy-ferguson]

i've been developing a hatred for the american people that can only be rivaled by the hatred i feel for the people of my own country

[plethoraworldatlas]

Not feeling great reading more into the Lackadaisy drama; The facts seem to suggest that one crew member has had a deep grudge against Spindle Horse for a while, being ridiculously rude commenting a the post where Viv announced Spindle Horse was donating $5k (If nothing else, if someone gives you that kind of money, your response shouldn't be "Ugh, you couldn't be bothered to link the fundraiser you just gave a ton of money to?"), to apparently saying it was all a "plot to get her claws into lackadaisy" ($5k was literally one of your pledge levels, and it was the entire SH team agreeing to donate), and now it seems like the donation was rejected for no reason; Then the Lackadaisy crew started blocking tons of random people, including people who they've worked with who also happened to work on HH/HB. That's the biggest bummer; Literally until less than a few days ago, the entire Spindle Horse team and their Fandom have been close to the Lackadaisy team and fans. People who worked on Helluva boss and Hazbin worked on Lackadaisy and vice versa; Sam Haft, the guy behind some of Helluva Boss's great music even mentioned how all of a sudden some Lackadaisy team members started treating SH crew like they were "us vs them" rivals. This just sucks for indie animation; I haven't seen anyone talk much about it, but the Hazbin and HB Fandom's were super excited for lackadaisy too, for another win for indie animation, but some people decided to use lackadaisy to try and tear HB down by pitting them against each other. Spindle Horse has faced so many bad faith criticisms, false accusations, and mountain out of molehill situations, and this is just getting them dragged back out no matter how many times they've been debunked or explained or apologized when something actually was wrong. Not even Spindle Horse EMPLOYEES OUTRIGHT STATING they are not being abused or underpaid, or former employees saying the same thing, is considered trustworthy enough to people trotting out the same arguments. This whole situation literally just seems like a small group of Lackadaisy people have a petty grudge that they made BOTH studio's problem.

[agentemo]

yeah i need a break from tumblr

i really like taylor swift's music

as a person of color living in poverty, i am privvy to all the ways she sucks

i am seeing her live in 5 months

see you wednesday for dimension 20

[lesbiansanemi]

Can Twitter finally just fucking implode I am so sick of hearing about that stupid ass website

[yuelaos-codex]

oh (ending 1!)selene im so sorry…

[perilegs]

It's not an immediate change. When the party arrived in Baldur's gate, Nøkk became quieter. Bit by bit. You could hear him sing to himself or tell tales by the campfire less and less. If he didn't need it to cast spells, Nøkk's violin would have started to collect dust. The night before the journey to the Bhaal temple was dead silent.

[unproduciblesmackdown]

So there is a Dear Evan Hansen reunion happening at Goodspeed Summer Stock tonight… pic.twitter.com/Dq696hd0Nz

— Dylan (@DudeSkipper) August 24, 2023

[a-fiery-fox]

hello hi, just popping in to say that i'm reading 'wish you were here' again and i'm once again losing my mind over how much i love this fic

'i didn't know you had freckles' 🥹😍😭🥰💖🫠🤩

Ahhhh!! Fjdjdjdjsksdjdhsj!!!! I'm so very normal about this I swear 😭 thanks so much dear! A reread no less! The highest of compliments 🥹 I hope it brings you as much joy as the first time round <3

(The freckles line!!!! You're so real for this!!!!!)

[nickcutler]

everyone wants to take the heat off aziraphale but i'm gonna have to insist we keep the heat on aziraphale a little bit longer

[lesenbyan]

"hahahah ideal number of texans is 1 bc look at the state of affairs in texas" how about you drown in a fucking toilet.