#kalim fluff

[loverofazul]

𝑯𝒖𝒈𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒕 𝒍𝒂𝒔𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓 Pt.4

-Ｓｃａｒａｂｉａ Ｄｏｒｍ-

Kalim couldn't help but giggle as you ran your fingers down his neck. Your nails barely scratched against his skin, making it hard to contain his light laughter. Nuzzling his nose into your collarbone, the male let out another giggle with a few words.

"Love you My Royalty!"

Lifting his head, you brought his lips to yours for a brief kiss. As you pulled back you were greeted with the bright smile of Kalim. Rubbing your nose against his, you mumbled your words for only his ears to hear.

"I love you so much My Sunshine"

Jamil sighed in content, his head resting on your shoulder as your hands ran through his hair--untangling all the knots from the day's shenanigans. Your fingers worked magic, barely pulling at his hair to hurt him yet hard enough to get the knots out.

"You truly are amazing, My Gem" He mumbled tiredly, arms loosely around your waist.

A hum is what he got in response, your lips pressing lightly against his head. "Love you, Darling"

"Love you as well, Precious Gem"

[azulashengrottospiano]

NRC'S PAINT CHIP PROJECT! — sunshine yellow

"warm and loving, always shining down on the world. up in the clouds, but still reaching the ground."

The grass is warm under your feet as Kalim tugs you through Ramshackle’s front lawn, a smile brighter than the sun lighting up his face. You can only stare in pure adoration, eyebrows furrowing and lips tugging into a soft grin. He makes you melt, just like a popsicle in his rays of light.

“I love you!” he shouts at the top of his lungs, and he looks so radiant when he says it that your heart lurches.

I love you I love you I love you-

It sounds so sweet. It sounds just like those little lemon candies he brought for you when you were sad and those desserts Jamil bakes and the shy brushes of his hand. It feels like a summer evening when the sun is setting but you aren’t sad because tomorrow will be better. Your heart feels like a firefly about to take off into the night, joining the stars above because his love is ethereal and there isn’t a word powerful enough to describe the force of it.

“I love you too,” you whisper, giggling as his lemon-flavored lips meet yours.

No matter how many times you say it, you can never repay the debt he put in you in by telling you first. It will never be enough to just tell him or show him or stay with him forever.

Your chest feels tight so you hold him closer. He laughs and holds you steady, hands grasping at your waist like he isn’t sure if he’s allowed to touch you there. You want to tell him so desperately that it's okay, but that would mean you’d have to stop kissing him, so instead you rip your hands away from his face and plant his hands on your waist. With the go-ahead, Kalim surges forward and you both fall into the soft grass, laughing as the kiss breaks.

“I love you.” he repeats, as elated as ever, saying it like it's the first time he’s ever said it.

“I love you too.” you say again, as if reminding him.

It’s not like either of you could forget.

[outivv]

KYAAAAHHHH!!!! I ABSOLUTELY ENJOYED YOUR LITTLE SERIES OF "LITTLE THINGS THAT MAKES THEM FLUSTERED" FOR TWST AND OH MY GOD DID I SAY HOW MUCH I LOVE AND ADORE YOUR WRITING OMG YOURE SO GOOD!!!!! 😭 😭 😭

Do you mind if I request the same prompt with Cater, Epel, Kalim and Sebek please? 🥺 🙏

Synopsis: what makes them flustered pt 4!!

Warnings: minor swearing, and mentions of broken glass in kalim’s part :’), not proofread

Characters: cater, epel, kalim, and Sebek!!

Pronouns for reader: gender neutral/ not mentioned

A/n: hello hello!! I’m so glad you like my writing that makes me super super happy :]. I wanna apologize for not getting to your request sooner, I was planning on answering a while ago but of course I got sick right when I wanted to actually write your ask :’). Anyways!! Sorry about the super super long wait, hope you enjoy!! Have a great rest of your day, make sure to take care of yourself!! <3

— Cater —

Taking pictures with him

Normally people aren’t fond of taking pictures with him, cause they all think it’s “for his image” who h is understandable, he’s not gonna force people to take pictures with him. That’s rude. But when you ASK to take pictures with him, even at the most random of times to “save the memory” it makes him a little red. Cause it’s not to post on social media, it’s to have memories with him because you care about him!! He just thinks it’s super cute :’)

When you brush some of his hair behind his ear

LORD. If this doesn’t get his heart pumping I don’t know what does. Imagine, waking up in the morning, cater slowly waking up next to you, and you say a soft and sweet good morning, while brushing some hair behind his ear to see his face better. PERFECTION. It makes him feel all safe, and content, and loved and it’s just mwah. Best thing to wake up to, or to have happen while you’re studying, or just watching a movie JUST BEST THING. PERIOD.

— Epel —

Calling him handsome

Epel doesn’t hate getting compliments, but he wants people to be more creative than calling him pretty all the time. So when you look at him and tell him how undoubtedly handsome he is, HOLY SHIT HIS KNEES GIVE OUT AND HE IS ON GHE FLOOR SOBBING IN LESS THAN TWO SECONDS. He just really likes being called your awesome, handsome boyfriend it makes his heart swell with pride

When you won’t shut up about him

When you or your friends say that you’ve been talking about him OHHHHH BOY. He absolutely just collapses, because it feeds his ego, like he was a starving man being fed like a king. In short he loves it. Better yet if he finds you… in the act of talking about him. Because he absolutely just stands there and listens you sing his praises, until you notice him, standing there. Literally like 🧍red as a tomato, and then you yourself get embarrassed while your friends laugh at your sudden change of attitude.

— Kalim —

Wanting to learn more about him and his culture

Kalim is very culture oriented, he loves where he comes from, and loves sharing the vast knowledge he has with other people. So this is mostly something that happens in the early stages of your relationship, possibly even friendship and when he has a crush on you, but whenever you actively wanna learn more about him, and even his culture, he is OVER THE MOON. Like man literally just “jamil they wanna know about me as a person.” “Yeah that’s kinda like… the point of wanting to talk to someone” “BUT ITS SO CUTE” HAVOHSIHE he just is really appreciative.

When you gift him something

Anytime you gift him ANYTHING he suddenly goes from a big ball of sunshine who’s practically bouncing off the walls to, a blushy mess of a ball of sunshine. It’s really quite cute to see, how he gets all flustered when you have him a cake you made. The cake could even be burnt and he’ll still devour it in a heartbeat. Same with any item you give him, it could be some broken glass you strung together to make a sorta wind chime and he’ll be like “this is my prized possession. I adore this, I adore you, I now must pay you back for this glorious gift” like my guy it’s some glass Floyd gave you and you just repurposed it so it wasn’t actual trash :’)

— Sebek —

Anything… domestic?

Anything that resembles a very domestic life will get Sebek stammering and blushing EASY. You just doing your laundry and Sebek is hanging around ramshackle dorm with you? Oh good lord, he’s blushing all day for no reason. You’re both cooking something in the school kitchen cause you snuck in (actually you forced him to and he’s there against his will. He totally didn’t go along easily with your plan.) he’s blushing while cutting vegetables. For no reason. Please oh please make fun of him, it’s actually kinda funny hehe. But either way just the incredibly simple things will get Sebek flustered.

When you take the lead

Sebek isn’t by any means codependent, he’s very capable on his own. But he just finds people who are very independent, headstrong, and who can easily stand up for themselves to be so… attractive. When it comes to a relationship Sebek is very inexperienced, and very nervous, so when you take the lead? That’s hot. That makes him meltttttt oh my god makes him melt so hard.

[cvlutos]

Kalim Al-Asim’s Dance of the Sun

The music is fast.

You feel sweat gather and decorate your skin, the jingles of bells that decorate your wrists and ankles as your dance. You can hear Kalim’s laughter, matching your pace, matching your very sloppy movements, having just learned the dance a few minutes ago. You can hear his words of encouragement as your ears pick up to the sound of the drums, the sound of the Oud, loud and precise.

You hear the joyous call of your name, warm hands grabbing yours and pulling you along, his hair disheveled, and sweat decorating his face, yet he doesn’t care, garnet red eyes staring at you with the largest smile known to man. He spins and twists, your bare feet light against the floor as your try to keep up with his never-ending energy, you can’t help but laugh with him. As your chest heaves, your body moves in motions that seem, oh so foreign yet oh so right. That molds well with Kalim’s erratic and uncontrollable moments.

It felt like you were dancing with the sun, feeling his heat come in waves that threw you off, but that the same time, something you needed to flourish. To ignore the watching eyes, to forget that it wasn’t just you two that participated in this intoxicating dance. Your gaze moves around, yet a hand grabs yours, bringing your attention back to him, and only him.

“لا تغمض عينيك عني أبدا.”

He is the burning sun, one that if you get too close, it’ll burn you. Yet you can’t help but stare, ignoring the burning of limbs every time his skin grazes yours, until you’re close, feeling his breath as the song ends, after what felt like an eternity. Your skin tingles, and it doesn’t feel real as you move away, stepping back, unable to tear your eyes away. He’s the sun, and you’ll gladly burn within his heat.

[angrylilcyclops-art]

HAVE SOME 🎀 RIBBON 🎀 AND KALIM DOODLES!!!

They snuggling, they playing the pocky game, and you get one baby. The others may come, lmao! There are so many.

I may expand on the baby one cause that lil elver pops out way after they graduate from NRC and Ribbon fully transitions. (Ribbon continues to go by he/him btw, he's just like actual Ribbon eels so his sex changes when he's fully mature.)

[norcerro]

Happy Valentine’s❤️🍫

[somekidnamedkai]

Hello! I saw that the request page is open for the moment. If i may ask can get kalim with an s/o that's like diavlo from obey me?

Kalim with Diavolo like S/O

Authors Note: Thank you for your request! I haven’t played Obey Me in a while so I apologize if I didn’t match Dia’s character that well.

Characters: Kalim Al-Asim

Warnings: My middle school vocabulary. Two Chaotic teens

Gender Neutral Reader

It’s hard to match Kalims energy, but you do. And he loves you for it. Whenever Kalim wants to hold a party, you’re handing out invitations. Kalim loves having parties, and you love making new friends.

You two put together are Jamils favorite headache <3 he’s plotting against you two. With you both being cheery, outgoing, and kind of reckless people, it makes Jamil want to scream into a pillow.

You and Kalim both love getting each other gifts. Ramshackle is always filled with the most extravagant and beautiful flowers, although they can’t compare to you according to Kalim. You give Kalim more handmade gifts a lot of the time and he treasures them. What to get someone who has everything? Homemade stuff. You do give him some good gifts every now and then, though. Like a nice mirror or a headband, you thought he’d like.

Whenever you guys are on a date together you both end up arguing about who’s gonna pay. “I asked you on a date. I should pay”

“You paid last time.” It goes on forever until the waiter gets tired of it and grabs one of the cards. “Hah! They picked mine.” “Well, I’m paying next time.” “No, you’re not.”

Your differences start when you two get to class. You’re much calmer and pay attention more, while Kalim is doodling on his paper or looking around the classroom.

If you and Kalim are next to each other he’ll slide you notes and try to talk to you. And while you’ll tell him he needs to focus, you’re going to open the note and read it anyway.

In between classes, you and Kalim are always walking hand in hand, even if you don’t have your next class together. Kalim walks you to class if you don’t have it with him. He said that’s what boyfriends are supposed to do.

You have more of a voice of reason than Kalim does so before you and Kalim do something irrational together, you’re thinking about the consequences. For the most part. You just want to have fun.

If your guy’s recklessness ever got you stuck in a situation, you would know how to get yourselves out of there. Your idea might be stupid, but at least it has a higher chance of succeeding.

You and Kalim are too chaotic together and give Jamil at least two headaches a day. But you’d give him Tylenol as an apology.

[lianreine]

Random#7 JamilxGn!MCxKalim

Date date date date date dATE....But Mc is secretly famous and richer than Kalim <3 (MC be royal so this makes sense on how they are richer-)



3Rd person<3

Mc comes into the bedroom that they, Jamil, and Kalim share...They smile seeing the two cuddled up just watching something

"Hello, you two~ wanna go on a date?"

Mc says leaning on the door frame and holding the door...

Kalim's eyes light up and he sits up quickly

"Yes! Where are we going Mc!"

Jamil chuckles and sits up as well and scratches his head

"Mc I don't mean to be rude but do you even know where we should go? and how are you gonna pay since you are the one who invited us?"

Jamil smirks a bit knowing the normal reaction that MC usually gives

Mc's face stays natural as they smile seeing Kalim excited

"...hm...Pack your bags, for about 3 days, can you?"

Jamil's eyes widen

"Mc? What do you mean?"

Kalim already stood up and hugged MC smiling widely as MC smiles and hug him back

"I'm saying...pack for three days. did I stutter my Jewel?"

Jamil blushes a bit and closes his eyes coughing it off a bit

"Mc what are you planning exactly?"

Mc whispers something to Kalim and Kalim nods going to Jamil forcing him to stand as Jamil sees Mc wink and leave the room...

Jamil pov

I pack clothes and other necessities I need for the three days Mc has told us to pack for...I look at Kalim as he smiles, asking me if he should bring this and that...

"Kalim..."

I say while having a small glare

"Yes, Jamil?"

Kalim asks me as he tilts his head a bit...I smile at how adorable he is...

"Did Mc tell you anything about where we are going for three days?"

I ask him and Kalim shakes his head and then smiles

"Nope! They only told me it's gonna be hot there!"

I just sigh in response...

"I wonder what our Diamond is planning..."

.....

Mc's pov

I Close the door and smile...as I already asked the Driver to put my stuff in the Car...and asked him to pick up some food so when my boys finish getting ready they can eat in the car...I have been planning this for a week or two...Can't wait to show them "My Home"

I wait by the mirror for both of my lovers

After about an hour I see Jamil carrying the luggage as Kalim happily talks to him...

3rd pov

Jamil and Kalim then see Mc and stop in front of them

Mc chuckles when they see how much they packed

"sigh...Kalim packed what he thinks he needs...I told him he doesn't need everything but he pushed..."

Jamil says with a sigh and a smile seeing cheeky Kalim smile at him a bit embarrassed, Mc chuckles

"Guards! Can you please get their bags?"

Mc yells a bit and about 4 men came through the mirror taking the luggage from Jamil...Jamil's eyes widen as he let the guards take the bags and Kalim looks more mesmerized than shocked

"Mc what in the worl-"

Jamil was about to ask when Mc interrupted

"Just relax, this is my present, Im spoiling this time..."

Mc looks at Kalim with a glare and Kalim frowns

"But mc-"

"ah ah. No. My plans. I asked you both out to this date slash (/) Vacay so no stepping up Kalim..."

Mc says pinching one of Kalim's Cheek making him smile and kiss Mc on the lips like a small peck Mc smiles and cups Kalim and Jamil's cheeks kissing them both

"Now...Let's go the car is waiting, as well as some takeout."

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-When Mc tells them about their career and how they're famous at ______ Kingdom and are royal and famous for it(or smth idk anymore), Kalim gets excited and starts asking questions right away as Jamil is just processing what he has been told...but as soon as he warms up he can't help but praise MC and feel pride that both of his lovers as great people willing to take care of him like this...

-When they get there MC has her own space in the castle, which means Kalim and Jamil was able to meet her family when the two realized they immediately got nervous but that soon dies down when Mc's mother saw them and hugged Jamil and Kalim calling them her Son in-laws, the two had a good conversation with Mc's parents and their father even calling the two "son"

-After meeting Mc's parents, Mc then led them to their room to settle down before looking around the castle and exploring the kingdom

-For the 3 Days you three have been there Mc has spoiled them with affection, love, wealth, and most surprises, Jamil and Kalim never get less shocked after and before each surprise...Mc couldn't help but smile seeing their lover's faces after each fancy dinner or present or the smell of Roses when Mc makes them bathe together as they'd hug each other in the bath

-The last night there are there they spent cuddling and just talking with each other, talking about the experiences and showing pictures...that Mc secretly posted...Ahem Ahem bragging of her Lovers, they snuggle up with each other feeling the warmth of each other's bodies and slowly fell asleep with them having smiles on their faces.

(I dunno why or how I wrote this but...Hope you likey likey)

[liliths-missing-pen]

How The Cookie Crumples: Kalim x Yugure

Summary: Tis’ the Christmas season, and Kalim wants to bake cookies with you!! < 3

Hiiii @xopeach I was your secret santa for @twstedsecretsanta hope you enjoy this and I apologize for it not being on Christmas but you could also take this as a birthday gift too hehe

my masterlist!

It was the night before Christmas, all through the dorm. Not a creature was stirring, not even the magic carpet platform. 

The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,

In hopes that the man in the red coat would soon would be there;

The children were nestled all snug in their beds.

All except one child that was in it’s bed,

Kalim, the dorm house head.

Kalim tossed and turned in his bed, his eyes fixated on the canopy above. He glanced at his clock. 2:49 AM. His eyes stayed fixated on that clock… He watched fifty-one, fifty-two, fifty-three as the numbers ticked by till it hit 3:01 AM. He couldn’t handle it anymore. He swung the covers over him and he flung himself out the door. Was he in his otter pyjamas? Maybe but he surely didn’t care. 

Kalim had the greatest idea. He couldn’t hold it in much longer. Astrew of streamers still left around the common area from a couple of hours prior, it was in his nature of course to party and he wouldn’t miss a great opportunity not to. He raced through the halls avoiding the mess lying around. He left the Scarabia dorm and he knew where he was heading. He sped through the chambers to make it to Pomefiore. 

This is where he slowed down his fast pace up till now. He didn’t wish to be caught to bother Jamil since he knew his furry was bound to fall upon him if he was to be caught by his fellow dorm leader. He stood in affront of two doors, but see, he didn’t remember which door led to the person he was searching for. Unlucky for him, one door was to the vice-housewarden’s room while the other was to the love of his life.

There were many times when he accidentally walked into Rook’s room and he would’ve thought he learnt better by now yet he was here standing in front questioning. He was sure if he opened Rook’s door Vil would be almost immediately notified of his presence and he would be swiftly kicked out so there were no second chances and that’s why-- 

“Kalim why are you here so late?” A sweet voice whispered to him. He whipped around but swift movements were taken as a light was suddenly on one of the doors and Kalim was quickly pushed inside the other room. 

“Wha— Yugure! So happy I found you, I had the greatest idea ever and I want you to help me.” He told her grinning. 

Yugure yawned in response as she motioned her hand onwards, “Oh right! We should make Christmas cookies!” He announces, and the girl only laughs. 

“The whole reason you came to see me and risked getting lectured by Jamil AND Vil was to make cookies?” She questioned. Kalim excitedly nodded.

Yugure opened her door slightly to see all the pitch black again. She grabbed Kalim's wrist and quickly walked through the halls of Pomefiore. The two didn’t say a word but both shared a smile.

Once they made it through the mirror Yugure spoke. “We’re baking in Scarabia though, I heard the fairies in the school’s cafeteria kitchen have been alerting when people have been up there late at night… Something about a mushroom incident a couple of weeks ago..?” 

“That’s fine, let's go!” Kalim snatched her wrist dragging her through the portal. He raced down the halls to the kitchen of Scarabia. “Okay, I’ve seen Jamil make these cookies all the time. It couldn’t be that hard right?” He asked as he pulled out a large bag of sugar. 

Yugure watched him intently as he pulled out the ingredients. “Yu… Do you know how to make cookies?” He asked sheepishly as he slowly realized his mistake. 

The girl shook her head, “No… I mean it couldn’t be *that* hard.” She nonchalantly told him. “However, I think we’re missing something Kalim,” Kalim tilted his head with a confused look on his face.

“Huh? Why? We’ve got everything, there’s sugar, brown sugar, baking powder, soy sauce, eggs, and cream soda!” He exclaimed happily. Peach first gave him a blank expression before laughing.

“You’re forgetting the flour and the chocolate chips!” She chuckled as she started scouring through the cupboards to look for the desired ingredients. 

Kalim slid behind her as he reached above for the chocolate chips and Yugure went for the flour. Yugure was quick to become flustered from the closeness of their bodies but she was quick to shake it off to focus her attention on the bigger and better things, cookies. The two placed their items beside the other disarray of ingredients there was. 

In short, it was utter chaos. The two experimented with many things however the two always seemed to fall short in the cookies the two of them desired. 

Till that is Yugure went digging in the cupboards when she discovered the best thing for the two of them at this moment, a recipe book. “Kalim, throw away the last batch… It was really salty, I don’t know why we thought putting in soy sauce was a good idea… It says here what we need so we won’t be up all night doing this.” Yugure said simply as she started putting together everything, Kalim excitedly came behind and started helping as well. 

While their final batch seemed to be amazing, most sadly had become burnt. Kalim and Yugure sat down as they both enjoyed a cookie which wasn’t burnt to a crisp as many others had. 

“Mhm… At least not everything wasn’t a waste, these are good!” Kalim exclaimed happily.

Yugure only laughed at their baking disaster. The two of them quickly cleaned up even though Jamil would probably figure out about their expedition from how the kitchen was cleaned.

The two tried, they really tried to ensure Jamil wouldn’t figure it out but it was hard to say it confidently as there were smears of butter, rapid chocolate chips and many other giveaway signs that this wasn’t the way Jamil left it the night prior. Not to mention the incident in Pomefiore Rook probably was still up when the two of them left the dorm and it was only a matter of time before the two of them would have to face the consequences of their own actions sadly.

Yugure was about to leave the dorm before Kalim invited her to stay the night in his dorm due to how big it was and how Rook or Vil was probably up and would catch her sneaking back into the dorm. It took a bit of convincing on Kalim’s part since Yugure was quick to get excited to take the chance to pull a prank to attempt to freak out Rook but Kalim was successful in keeping her in his dorm for night. 

Kalim opened the door to his enormous room, fit for the king of the Scalding Sands himself. He was quick to run over to his bed and jump upon it before he quickly motioned for Yugure to follow. 

She did so happily as she crawled into his bed as well. She was extremely flustered by this arrangement but she was far from refusing this. The two of them soon drifted off of their consciousness and into a deep slumber. It was to be known in the morning that Yugure would have a surprise with Kalim’s arms wrapping around her cuddling her.

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Not to mention the angry Vil and Jamil lectures which were to come along with their rendezvous.

[thesilliestangel4ever]

May I request Kalim x gn! Reader where they are in a flower field and just dancing around in it and then kalim’s headband fell off so the reader helps him put it back and it’s just romantic and fluffy

" Flower Dance! " You and Kalim are peacefully dancing together in a field of flowers, when his headband falls off!

Includes: Kalim Al-Asim

Warnings: possible OOC, gender neutral reader, a bit cringe

Kalim Al-Asim ✿

I assume you two are lovers at this point!

Kalim had heard of a lovely flower field located not too far from the Night Raven College, and decided to take you there for a picnic date!

He tells you; "Please [name]? It's so beautiful, and it's not too far from campus! We could bring all the foods you like ! For a picnic!" and beams when you agree.

He gently holds your hand the entire way to your destination, swinging it like a child. He's very excited, you can tell.

When you get there, you set up the picnic, but before you could sit down- hes suddenly pulling you by your hand and asking you; "Dance with me? Please?", and of course you agree.

The wind feels cool against your skin, and as the sun begins to set, Kalim pulld you into a slow- but slightly rushed dance. Suddenly, a gust of wind hits both of you- and Kalim's headband goes flying off. He yelps, and you both go chasing after it.

Once you catch it, you gently help him out it on. Your hands brush by his soft hair, as you fix his headband. The closeness in this moment feels so intimate and delicate, and Kalim can't help but giggle- before peppering your face in thousands of kisses.

" Thank you, my moonlight! " He exclaims, before continuing to kiss you all over. You wished this moment could last forever, but all things must come to an end, no?

This one is a bit shorter than others, but I still hope you liked it nonetheless. Sorry if him calling you his 'moonlight' is a bit cringe, but I think you being the moon to his sun is adorable.

Read my rules before requesting, please.

[captain-liminal]

Q&A - Twisted Wonderland Style

If your option wasn't here, add it in tags please 👌

[azulashengrottospiano]

Hello! I too am a member of the ‘I saw (and was blown away by) your work on ao3 and am now incredibly happy to find you again on Tumblr’ club 😊.

For the event can I please request Kalim and “smitten”?

omg another one!!!!! hello!!!!!! thank you sm thats so sweet WAJWEDHWJHWJHWSWJSW

i love love love writing sappy kalim its like my favorite thing. i love it when hes in love.

KALIM AL-ASIM + SMITTEN (1k event details)

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“You’re going to creep them out if you keep staring.” Jamil sighs, jabbing Kalim in the side.

Kalim yelps, squirming in his seat. He pouts up at Jamil and turns away, making lovey-dovey eyes at you once again. It’s starting to make Jamil feel sick.

“Kalim, I’m serious. You have an alchemy test tomorrow. You can’t rely on me—”

“Aww, look Jamil! They just sneezed!” Kalim gasps, swinging his legs back and forth.

Jamil spares a glance at you to see you rubbing your nose frantically, eyes squeezed shut. He knows you well enough to know that you’d hate being gawked at like this, but there’s literally nothing he can do to stop Kalim from doing so.

He’s even humming now.

Sighing, Jamil turns back to his homework. Let Kalim rest his chin in his hands and kick his legs like a middle schooler. Let him stare at you for hours and ramble about how your new hairstyle looked so cute today over and over again. Let you finally notice his staring and smile at him, and let Kalim scream about that smile to Jamil later when he’s trying to make dinner. Let Kalim talk about how badly he wants to hug you, and when he actually tries, let him get flustered and run away, leaving you with outstretched arms and an equally sappy smile.

This happens all the time, Jamil thinks, and it won’t be stopping anytime soon.

[beetledrawz]

Finally I can post this! I made this for a friend's birthday! Enjoy!

[kalims]

he's a ten but he...

premise. sometimes certain bad habits of theirs make their overall rating just a tad bit lower—besides the fact that they keep doing it.

characters. dorm leaders

content. gender neutral reader

malleus (doesn't have a sense of space)

"look beastie, that flower is a native of ours,"

"I agree mal, but I didn't think you taking up the entirety of my seat will make me see it better,"

he blinks, then shrugs.

like i said, has NO sense of space.

if an average person would make an excuse to constantly be in physical contact with who they admire, then malleus is the complete opposite. well, not entirely but he doesn't even bother to construct an explanation as to why he's literally sat over your seat when you coincidentally get put in a table together.

if you start questioning him about it the most you'll get in a very outright 'because he wanted to.' it's not even one of those sarcastic replies he's 100% serious!

cause he believes there's no use in lying about things to be honest.. to further emphasize that, if he ever acts like he does hold fondness for you that surpasses the platonic meter but doesn't mention it he probably hasn't realized yet.

if he did he'd already walk over and bluntly tell you about it.

(I wish I could be that unbothered.)

lilia thinks it's the cutest thing though. you swear you see flashes of light for a split second from the ceiling but when you look up there's only a suspicious swinging chandelier.

^ totally has his own album full of pictures.

if malleus ever discovers it he won't even be disturbed, probably would ask for a copy 💯

since human lives, and their bodies are so fragile he'd taken it upon himself to protect you from harm. even if it means trailing behind you everywhere way too close for comfort, or standing a bees wing away.

while he is respectful most of the time, he's encouraged if you don't comment. if anything, he seems pleased you dont seem to be bothered! (and it'll get harder to tell him to stop when he's so happy the more you let it happen..)

"child of man, have you slept?"

*starts leaning his body forward, to squint at your eyes.* practically right in front of your face.

"WTF."

not even a warning or anything! but atleast he's concerned?

idia (won't even show up for anything and insists a 'virtual' date is better.')

user: where tf r u??

ghoul666: WDYM? at the dorm?

user: IVE BEEN WAITING HERE FOR 20 MINUTES

unintentionally stood you up 💀

you literally have to tell him that you're waiting for him to arrive at the specified area you discussed where your date would take place but would end up vastly irritated when he questions if you guys even did.

ghoul666: we do??

user: I'm taking my minecraft bed away from urs.

ghoul666: NO PLS

ghoul666: HELLO????

next time you log in minecraft it's probably because he begged you to play, you WILL end up seeing some kind of structure that probably took days to make. that's not even the entire thing cause the inside is entirely decorated to your taste.

in short: he constructed some kind of venue for a wedding.. even changed his skin to wear a tuxedo 😭

though he has sparked your pettiness, hence the ignoring him period. even you have got to admit that it's freaking adorable...

big sign, emphasis on please: Im sorry pls put ur minecraft bed back I can't sleep w/o u and I have to wait entire days for it to turn into morning :(

with what he's built you're sure it's 65% true.

if you do end up forgiving him, few weeks later attempting to schedule another date will only end up in naught.

ghoul666: can we not go there

user: 😐

user: you are testing my patience love

ghoul666: 😓 (he is screeching about the term of endearment part btw KABSJAJSAJA ortho would enter his room very concerned.)

ghoul666: how abt

ghoul666: mimic together? call

user: sighs

user: I'm only agreeing cause I want to spend time with you

queue more screeching from his end that you're completely oblivious to.

the only screeching you're gonna hear though is when you guys do get into call as you play, and it's mainly out of terror when his soul gets sent to the void ascending when the entity pops out of a corner and starts chasing him.

"I GOT THIS. ILL CARRY U THIS IS FINE" *screams again* but really wants to impress you so he pushes through.

unsurprisingly does carry you.

asks to match avatars right after (idia love languange)

vil (frets over you way too much.)

"vil, did you see the chocolate in the freezer?"

"oh, that? I noticed that you've already gone through the ideal number of bars this week so I took it upon myself to make sure you don't go sick on me,"

"I love you but please give it back—"

"I love you too, and no."

disclaimer: he does this for your own good 😜 (average mom excuse.)

looks out for you more than he does for his own dorm residents. everyone is wondering where he ran off to after class, especially since he's the one that scheduled the pomefiore meeting every fridays!

and to think he was the one getting irritated over the more newer first years for being late..

*shows up literally half an hour in*

why you ask? you simply shouldn't have texted him about abandoning your daily walk together through the gardens in favor of catching sleep since you called in sick (you're suspicious if crewel really did go in to check for proof, and not concern.)

vil's really feeling the absolute regret of not checking his phone during classes.. well, he only saw the message which was coincidentally sent like somehow ONE minute after the lecture started and he's only seeing it 59 minutes later.

oh you poor thing!! though the lunch break is short, he has about 5 minutes for a trip to the mirror chamber..

you'd think the 'seen' icon below your message was a weird omen for something you're not sure but it must be doom cause vil is right at the front porch of your crappy dorm. at his own expense?! looking more disheveled than you've seen him before.

if a few stray hairs was disheveled at all. more importantly, he still looked drop dead gorgeous!

you probably looked quite terrible with the blanket draped around your shoulders looking like you just crawled out of your grave, because he looked absolutely mortified at your state.

"oh great sevens.." he looked like he was faint, huffing and fanning himself with his hand. "look at you, why didn't you tell me sooner, darling?"

you blink, swallowing to make your throat less dry but your voice still comes out raspy. "I did, like an hour ago—" without your invitation whatsoever, he steps in. promptly shutting the door behind him (which surprisingly still stands sturdy.)

vil takes a hold of your shoulders before reaching his hands upwards to tilt your face around. "you should have sent earlier," he says. you keep in the comment that you were sleeping during it, and you told him about it during second period so.. "your face is so pale."

you sigh.

"yeah, I just saw. I know, I look hideous right now."

vil frowns at you, stopping to angle your face at him. "don't ever say that. I always find you beautiful even if you are.." he glances at you from face to toe, then back up. "sickly."

"... I feel offended."

"hmph, shush now. let me draw you a bath then I know something that will boost your system."

after much coaxing in his end, you reluctantly take a warm bath in the hopefully hygienic bathroom. true to his word, vil did... concoct something. though it looked pretty the random steam that flew from it was really suspicious.

the residents don't dare to question, except rook of course. who already knew what transpired! :)

epel: 😃 (atleast vil wasn't around.)

"roi du poison~ tell me, tell me! is the trickster well? have you cured them with your love?"

"rook, you have 5 seconds to get out of my face."

rook giggles away.

kalim (thinks money will buy anything, including your forgiveness.)

"here!" there's a suspiciously bright smile on his face as he hands you.. some keys?

you deadpan, jingling it in your hands. it weighs heavy than the average, probably because of the fact that it's literally made of gold. "... kalim what is this?" you emit a sigh, from suspicion and concern.

"a gift!"

"wait why does it say lot 111--"

as you can already, that was an actual, literal house. which you imagine would probably be a lots more grand, and new compared to your old baby ramshackle.

but you do love it despite it's love for falling apart at the most inconvenient of times..

fighting with kalim was rare but it was hard to even argue with him because the notion of disagreements are so bizarre to him that he unintentionally doesn't treat you seriously with your concerns, accidentally downplaying them aaaand now you're upset.

after the ranting to jamil about how you must be busy with a lot, since you haven't even talked to him in the past 2 days. all it took was a side glance to his friend in denial and jamil immediately knew.

"what do you mean they're mad!? D:"

"just.. go apologize, I don't want to get caught up in this."

if his definition of an apology is buying you an entire house...

( ^ it is btw.)

kalim really doesn't mean any harm. he just really wants to sate whatever anger you held for him <- maybe he's overthinking it but it's kalim so he's 99% sure it's his fault! even though it hasn't even been confirmed from your end he'd probably accept it whole heartedly.

he wanted you to talk to him again so badly that he wouldn’t mind showering you with houses... since your living situation doesn't live up to your kindness (sorry ramshackle love u xx)

you know what. he wouldn't even notice he's the reason you're upset at first even though he's been asking around on who put you in that mood. despite himself being the perpetrator but he didn't really know that did he?

the only reason he does is because he assumed you were just because you avoided him like some sort of.. cockroach! (he dislikes those.) and he couldn't take it anymore.

was probably 1 sec away from barging into your dorm which wouldn't take a lot of effort since one ram to the door would probably break it.

bless jamil for jailing all the carpets so kalim doesn't find them.

even if said carpets fling him off when he's riding them.

"kalim, why would you buy a literal house... and you also got a rare address paid--"

"for them! ;D"

"... you do know they'd be more offended by the fact that you'd try to replace that.., ahem. dorm, right?"

"oh... should I buy them a vehicle then?"

you only promise to forgive him once he takes back the keys, and the house entirely...

(grim begged you to keep it, 'house for him apparently.')

azul (keeps trying to offer you discounts thinking it's a good excuse to have you over.)

"I assure you. you'll find no deal better than this."

"I'm not even that hungry for sea food, actually I'm craving some--"

"you're in luck then! ahem, it's 26% off due to a special event for today."

pro tip: keep insisting to eat at other places cause he's gonna keep increasing the discount by 2% until you eventually relent. once, you made him go to the point of 75% off, it's almost hilarious if not for the fact it only worked once.

now he won't go last 50!

ahem. if you look closely you can almost spot tiny cracks accumulating with each denial you respond with, and each increase of his discount. he's grown to be wary about the bullshit 'lucky' promos you just happen to stumble on.

last time you did he practically lost a week's worth of the presumed income he's predicted cause you actually went around and told your first year friends about it... who.. in turn told some, other friends of theirs about it and you could guess.

love must hurt.. and unfortunately it's his wallet wailing.

but azul is not so easily swayed by this! for you have swayed him first! *wink wonk*

but azul has another trick up his sleeve... keeping on roping jade and floyd into it; whom are far too enthusiastic cause finally— something fun to do! someone to bother! not only have you got the most stubborn octopus having frequent suspicious 'deals' but here are his equally suspicious lackeys.

who keeps.. talking about fried octopus..

yeah, you're not sure if preaching about azul’s species is the job they were assigned.

they're fairly easy to point in the right direction anyways. the tweels have always associated you with the word 'fun' so just a little, friendly suggestion from and they were off to their merry way. mortifying every single person you come across with their sudden attachment.

one of their tricks? following you around. and just somehow, every single place you enter is just mysteriously full even though you peered inside and there was like 7 tables empty. what are they hosting? ghosts? spirits?

...

they do look like they've seen some though..

jade rn: "a shame indeed, you must be hungry. why don't we escort you back to monstro lounge?" :)

long story short you can't even reply cause the sleek eel is already guiding you around by the use of his hands on your shoulders. just to make sure you don't stray away from the destination, he says.

"didn't you say that yesterday's promo was like, a one day thing?" you quirk a brow, and you almost fool yourself into thinking he flinched.

azul clears his throat. "well—today is.. the month before you've graced octavinelle with your assistance—"

he praises himself for his quick thinking.

COME ON! it doesn't matter if you're sick of eating stir fried shrimp, or the butter one, or every single dish they serve that includes shrimp! (also do not mention that you ate somewhere else before you just decide to visit his dorm because that establishment just mysteriously got filed a non-legal business report.)

then you've got floyd chasing you around with a fork. which is more terrifying because he's holding it in a notion that would seem like he'd just stab down at you when he catches up with your little goose chase.

it's just.. you're not sure if your stomach could take another bite of the poor food he stabbed into, and is now chasing you around with.

you screech. "JADE PLEASE."

the man shrugs. "it's a free taste."

"AZUL."

"... only on a condition of course."

frankly. it took all the balls he had to actually sputter out the most simplest sentence ever, cause during the time he rehearsed that in front of his mirror it just plagued him with embarrassment but he's getting desperate.

'I'd like to take you out to dinner, somewhere else of course.'

actually, maybe obliterating any possible craving for the food of his lounge just might've been part of his plans to ask you out..?

leona (prevents you from actually being productive via dragging you down to 'nap' every. single. time.)

"I will literally fail if you don't let go of me right now."

"hmph. so what? it's not like failing a grade killed anyone."

"leona just because you've lived through a lot of fails doesn't mean I have to, we're not all rich enough to not finish school."

to which he'd retaliate that all you'd need is to marry him and you'd be set for life.

there is no winning an argument with leona when it comes to his naps. if he states that you're to be next to him as he sleeps, its final. no buts, no retaliations, cause apparently they're all invalid according to him even if you drag him to court.

rhetorically of course, that if its a comical court scene his only statements are; 'well you're wrong', 'who cares', and 'i dont care'. one way or another he's still gonna win you over and now you're fit snugly in his arms, lamenting.

and if crowley chastises you for not doing the errands (via leona's common interference.) the only thing you need to honestly do is to complain to leona about it and suddenly crowley has the kindness to forgive you for your 'laziness' then says something about enjoying your time together?

leona's work no doubt.

you suppose he does has its perks. even if most of it isn't exactly ideal.

if you're being smart then you should give him an ultimatum or something, or bribe him. but... that really has no guarantee to work either cause you're ending up defeated, or just defeated and flustered since he's somehow unconsciously flirty.

at the end of the day you can't really hate him cause the following day you find out he sent an already sleep deprived ruggie to do your work. 'so you can shut your fussing up and let me enjoy you.' he says, and you quote.

it goes something like;

"if i finish my work i'll stick by you all day."

a stready flow of confidence keeps your voice firm as you glower down at the blank-faced leona sat on the grass. he merely tilts his head, raising a brow at you and seemingly pondering from the way his eyes fly to the sky.

you'd think that maybe your plan actually worked but he merely grunts and flops backwards, holding the back of his head with his palms as he laid. and! he ignores you.

...this little greedy man... "why should i care whether or not you finish your work?" he huffs, like the evil, arrogant spawn he is but you can't really defend yourself cause said evil spawn bewitched you so much that you actually still like him.

"because you care about me?"

"...fine," he scowls, releasing a breath you'd mistake for irritation. "then, do you really think i need you to finish your work when i can just keep you right here?"

you sulk. "i'll do anything you want?"

he deadpans as if you said something stupid. "i don't need you to anything else but sit still and be pretty."

...

...

see what i mean about him eventually winning you over? yeah.

next morning there's a rebellion in savanaclaw about overworked residents and ruggie is the head of them.

"he said that he doesn't need you today." <- ruggie, steering you away.

"really?" <- you, confused

riddle (overthinks TOO HARD.)

“I'm just a little busy.”

“I understand,” riddle says.

“I'm just a little busy.” he understands.

“a little busy.” its just… a small thought…

“I'm just busy.” his mind is a hazard at this point. 

for someone as supposedly maintained as riddle—you'd think his mind is as composed as it is organized. like the pens you'd perfectly align in correlation to order of colors, or the neat pile of clothing folded neatly, tucked in some corner in your closet that is farther in since it's used less.

that's just how he is, or at least seems to be. a bundle of organized thoughts, every thought connected to another. a mind too clean to be going on haywire (when he isn't in a particular mood, that is.)

you're just busy. he thinks. you said it yourself, with that agonizingly nice smile that must be sprinkled with some kind of spell from the way it just eradicated all the protests in his throat upon sight. he isn't one to question it, he wants to help but not if you don't ask.

he can only stare with resigned acceptance at your insomnia induced eyes.

but when the curtain of darkness befalls night raven college, even in the comfort of heartslabyul is he still thinking about that thought–and he can’t help but wonder; why exactly are you busy? its not that he’s suddenly hyper aware of your lack of presence since you’ve been attached to the hip the previous week and now you’re just.

…busy…

riddle likes to think of himself as a level-headed, private person. like the boy he raised himself to be and therefore proud of. but its way past 10AM. which is usually the time he sleeps, and let me tell you that he’s never once broke the cycle for years. yet here he is, a frown of frustration present on his face as he wills his mind to sleep.

somehow closing his eyes felt forced, he immediately snapped them open once his mind decides to conjure an image of you even in the darkness his lids offers.

“THIS IS ABSURD.”

and the yell promptly woke up the entire dorm from the ferocity of his scream. (and of course gave them the flashback of their year.)

that night was one of the worst he’s ever had because he woke up with red rimmed eyes and a pounding headache that ensured his bad mood the rest of the day.

everyone noted to steer clear.

and he unknowingly steered clear of yours since you were ‘busy.’

“why are you sulking?” a voice queried, spoken as though they were eating something as they asked. a reprimand rises in his throat, but it all just dies down once his sharp eyes settle on you, slipping into the seat in front of him then raising a brow and the traces of irritation practically evaporates from his eyes.

he feels the need to cough–so he does. “i’m– i’m not.” he clears his throat, avoiding your eyes but still sneaking in glances, something he notes is that you’re still looking everytime he does. (and boring an unimpressed face because he knows you don’t believe him at all.)

guilt rises in his mind, because he feels a slither of annoyance and its the presence of pettiness that bothers him. riddle knows you’re not at fault, just his mind at convincing that you just somehow decided in the span of a day that you might not like him anymore–so he can’t help the bite. 

“why are you here?” a glance not intended to look mean.

“i thought you were busy.” he adds.

your brows raise, he spots your teeth holding your lips back from showing your grin and he feels warm. “what?” he hisses defensively, despite you not even having replied to him yet.

he leans backwards, straightening up in his seat when your chin leans forward, resting on your intertwined fingers. you flash him a smile. 

“mr. rosehearts, are you perhaps… sulking because i’m busy?”

“no!”

silence.

“no.” he repeats, weaker.

“well,” you continue, beaming. “i heard from ace that you were awake the entire night, and that you kept him awake too. are you alright?” 

he sputters. “it wasn’t because of you!”

you snort. “i didn’t even say anything about me.”

so you incline to following riddle around, poking fun at him and still trailing after the seemingly enraged red head because despite his angry protests, demanding you to go away because you’re annoying he keeps glancing back to see if you’ll follow,

so cute…….

[angrylilcyclops-art]

We need Lilia and kalim smut!!!! Aaaaaah!!!! Jade toooooo

I have a Kalim?

[kaevch]

JUST A PECK.

kissing their forehead bcs they deserve it :(

dated: 26th march 2024.