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Kalim Did Not Just Tell His Tsum That
(The tsum event is already long over, but I can't get over this)
KALIM FUCKING TOLD HIS TSUM THAT SCARABIA IS CRAMPED?!
MY BOI-
SCARABIA IS ANYTHING BUT CRAMPED!
(Idk why this pissed me off so much, but it did, cause Scarabia has been said to be huge and it looks very open in design. Yet he calls it cramped. Fucking hell. I get he's rich, but holy fuck)
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lordkakashek6 · 2 days
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TWST housewardens but it's Homestuck extended zodiac + classes
Riddle Rosehearts
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Im not sure about Riddle's class, but i think he could be a Mage. Mages usually "suffer from their aspect and id say it fits his mom problem
Leona Kingscholar
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I honestly wasnt sure what aspect to give Leona because i still don't really understand his character THAT GOOD but oh well. Heir of Void.
Azul Ashengrotto
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WOW another light player i just wasn't sure what to give Azul. Probably either a Rogue or a Thief, not sure.
Kalim Al-Asim
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Kalim would be a Page? Im really not sure about his class again but i would give him a creation class if they weren't female only. He would be a nice Sylph
Vil Schoenheit
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another Mage!!!! wow. Didn't see much of Vil for now so im not sure im open for the ideas lol
Idia Shroud
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Seer of Doom. Just sitting in his room and still being useful is a dream. gets a little bit too confident in his powers later on
Malleus Draconia
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Page or Knight. Maybe even a Lord, if his session would be small! that guy is bonkers
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wellerdanny · 18 days
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that's when he asks you to have some dates..
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Some delicious dates together
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mister-mizu · 10 months
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Riddle visits Scarabia: Riddle vs chili (Riddle lost.)
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sheyashahahaha · 6 days
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pickled baggace
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4rch4ngel05 · 4 months
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^_^ Kalim New Year's attire clears.... my princess !!! my beloved !!!
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soulubles · 1 year
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Jamil & Kalim x Splatoon 🧡
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kanroji-san · 4 months
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Obanai!Mc AU
Everyone: It’s obvious you have favorites, Obanai!Mc. ://
Obanai!Mc: what are you talking about?? i love all of you equally, Kalim and NonKalims :)) <3
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sinofthesloth · 5 months
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Different Animals, Different Boys
SYNOPSIS: How do the House Wardens deal with their significant others odd pets?
♥ sfw, gn! reader, quick story, all house wardens ( almost forget Vil originally ) ♥
Riddle - Ferret
"Will it be like treating the hedgehogs?" Try to compare the treatment of a ferret to how he and the dorm care for the hedgehogs on campus.
Since you are the ferret's owner, he will expect you to know how to take care of him, but Riddle will look things up to make sure he, and you, are doing it properly. also look forward to him looming over your shoulder to see how to do whatever it is you are doing for its care.
"The internet says they smell. Why do you have an animal that smells?"
Refuses to let anyone near your pet if you leave him in charge of him for a little bit. He is worried Ace or Deuce will do something stupid and hurt the poor animal.
Will let the ferret run around in his dorm room while he watches it. He will also study as the baby sits in his lap napping as does so.
You brought the ferret dressed up to an un-birthday party, and he is now a required guest. Riddle will also buy him different outfits so he fits the theme.
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Leona - House cat
Will take naps together, but will throw a fit if the cat gets there first. The cat will also throw a fit if Leona gets there first. Most of the time you have to separate the two by placing one of them into a different sunspot.
Has and will continue to take photos of the cat and place text of it. It's his way of getting revenge when he is the one that is being dragged into another sunspot.
All three of you will lay together when the two of them actually behave. Leona on the bottom, the cat on top, and you sandwiched in between the two of them.
They both do get zoomies at the same time of the night. Leona will get up to grab a snack or start death scrolling on tiktok or just walk the halls of the dorm. The cat knows every time he gets up and will follow Leona up and down those halls. Leona won't say anything, but he enjoys the quiet company.
If you have to leave the cat in the dorms while you deal with Ace and Deuce's bullshit, he will kidnap the cat. That's how he knows for a fact that you will come visit him.
Grim hates sharing the dorm with a non-magical cat and will help Leona steal him.
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Azul - Rabbit
Does not enjoy how chaotic this thing is and tries to make you leave both of them at the dorms. You refuse to leave them alone with Grim for a night, so when he wants a sleepover, it's you and the boys.
Tires to make the twins take care of them when he wants to spend time with you without having to worry about them chewing things up in his room.
Has bought your boys toy and equipment in hopes that they will calm down by running off the energy they have. Also will buy them treats, but will not tell you since he doesn't want you to know he likes them. Sometimes. He just wants to make sure they like him.
Extremely surprised how long their tails truly are. Will look things up just to see if they're true with your bunnies.
When you are arguing, he will pick them up and hold them both in front of his chest and say, "Really? In front of our sons?" Just to make you embarrassed by the implications. It almost never works, but seeing him hold them so close to himself is adorable and will comment about making another one with him.
Will end up with both of them on his chest/stomach by the end of the night while you use his shoulder as a pillow.
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Kalim - Snake
He was interested in the snake but was worried it was venimus and Jamil refused to let him anywhere near it.
If the snake is out of the cage, Kalim is somewhere watching, wanting to play with it. If you let him, make sure Jamil is busy. You don't want him on your ass.
Finds it cute when they bury themselves in the sand within their containment.
He will buy the snake a larger Tank and even allows you to bring it with you when you come over to spend the night.
Loves putting little hats on your snake and seeing them stand. Finds it adorable when the baby girl crawls into your textbooks to make you take a break
Refuses to be in the room during feeding time for the snake. He will wait outside with the door closed. He will ask you to make sure she has fully digested her meal before coming back inside the room
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Vil - rat
when you told him you owned a rat, he laughed an told you it was impolite to call whatever you had as a rat. "I'm sure she looks beautiful." "She is beautiful. A beautiful rat."
Rook lost it at Vil's face once he saw the animal was a literal rat. "I was thinking you meant like a.. ratty dog. or something. I didn't expect a uh actual rat." "I told you she was a rat." He was very surprised to say the least.
Tries to be supportive since he knows rats are actually clean animals, but just the thought of something with thumbs running up his arms makes his skin crawl.
Will not hold her if his skin has the chance to touch her. Will wear gloves with a long sleeve turtleneck. If you dress up the rat, it will be better since it won't be direct skin to skin contact.
Will watch her eat since he thinks it's cute to watch her hands cup the meal. Just make sure you have hand sanitizer at the ready.
He will also smile and laugh watching you fight her over your food if she is out of the cage while you snack. Once he gets used to seeing her and being around her more often, he might just surprise himself by grabbing her once he sees that you are losing to a literal rat. "Never thought I'd see a rat beat my sweet potato, but they do eat anything."
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Idia - Mop dog
Trips over him constantly
you know the white dog in Ariel? Same dog.
Found it hilarious when the dog followed you into the janitors closet and sat in the mop bucket.
Started dying with laughter when the dog started whining that you didn't push him around in the bucket.
The dog napped a lot at his feed while he games.
You joking put a tray on his head with one of Idia's gamer's drink, and pointed to Idia, and the dog brought it to him. You did make him give him a treat for helping.
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Malleus - Bearded dragon
Definitely thought it was going to be much bigger.
Also tried to speak to them in his native tongue to find out that it does understand.
He refuses to keep him in the cage. "There is no need for my future son to be held captive in a glass cage, Y/N."
Makes him multiple little paper outfits.
Made him try on wings and he almost refused to let Malleus or you remove them.
"Look Y/N! He is smiling at me! He loves me."
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vd8xd · 1 month
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silly Jamikali idk
Russian ver below
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mayonaisalspray · 10 months
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Fun fact about me I love my gay wizards
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ameleii · 3 months
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death to love! || leona kingscholar, trey clover, ruggie bucchi, kalim al asim
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ask by anon: Hello! Ok. So. For this request, let's assume that Christianity doesn't exist in Twisted Wonderland (God, I'm jealous) and that its dominant religion doesn't have a negative/hateful view on LGBT+ people. How would Leona, Trey, Ruggie and Kalim react to their male s/o casually explaining that "Oh yeah, there's a very large chunk of people in my world who think I should die and suffer in hell for eternity purely because of me dating another man." (I will fully understand if you reject this because I can see it being controversial)
a/n: anon you sent me this right when i was typing up a joke about how all the twst characters would be gay if they dated me cuz i reclaimed he/him pronouns [btw it's not controversial at all for me :DD don't worry about it!!] also to say christianity doesn't exist isn't entirely true, instead of jesus think scar and the sea witch and the queen of hearts [they have 7 jesii (plural for jesus) omg] any homophobia will not be tolerated.
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"huh?" leona turns his face towards you, opening one emerald eye. "that's so stupid. they aren't dating a man because they aren't attracted to men, so why are they tryin' to enforce that onto other people? and it's scary that you're so damn nonchalant about it too." leona sits up with a frown, facing you completely. "here, we don't really care, at least most of us don't. i don't care, anyway. farena probably already thinks i'm gay. now that you don't live there, ain't no need to think about it, yeah?"
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trey doesn't speak for a good while, eyes wide with shock and fear for you. "and you lived in a place like that?" he asks gently, taking your hands in his and kissing them. "never mind all that. while it's terrifying that you're used to hiding like that, because that's not living, that's surviving, you're here, and you're free." trey's smile is sad and soft, and he chuckles like an old soul as you lean forward to pepper his face with kisses. "i love you, [name]. never ever forget that."
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ruggie pauses his chore of drying the laundry, comically turning to look back at you seated on the wooden boxes of spare spelldrive goal and disk materials. "the hell didya say? are ya for real?" he asks as you sorrowfully shake your head. "seven... you're in some trouble back home, ain't ya. well, one good thing about savanaclaw is," ruggie starts after a brief pause, patting the bedsheets he just hung to dry. "none of us really care. to be honest, i think leona himself is gay, sheheeheehee, but ya didn't hear that from me! don't forget, i really, really, like ya!"
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"hm, that's a bit scary!" kalim starts a bit thoughtfully, taking your hands in his and playing with the rings he gave you. "i hope your parents loved and accepted you regardless, and if they didn't, that's okay! i'm here to love you anyway!" when you mention how kind and thoughtful kalim seems unlike those people who preach love but pursue hate, kalim frowns. "don't say that, [name], because i'm not all that, honest! and you should never say anything bad, because the shaitaan shall put his nazr on you. be good. be kind. you're safe now, and i promise, that if you don't want to go back, that's completely alright with me."
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kinda failed at writing male reader because i didn't use any pronouns ;-; but this is for all those who are part of the lgbtqia+ and don't feel safe to pursue their loves!
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ibee00725 · 10 months
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Kalim birthday sketch
Tried out procreate today :D idk how to feel abt it tbh, I’ll probably post my sketches later this week too 😔✌️
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jazjelspen · 11 months
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the domestic life [pt.2]
(timeskip in the future/child and parent headcanons/idia backstory spoilers/mostly angst in idia's part)
ever wondered what your future child/children would be like with your favorite dorm leader?
(includes: kalim, vil, idia, and malleus)
Kalim: Two kids. It was immediately assumed that you and Kalim would have more than a dozen little ones running around the halls of your shared home but when Kalim matured and got wiser he instantly knew that he wanted a few kids, mostly because having been the oldest one of a huge amount of siblings in his family he knew how it can be frustrating for children in big families to try to be heard, not only that but he didn't wanna have his children only have a primary caretaker caring for them 24/7 that isn't him or you! He wanted to be as present as possible for every stage of his kids' lives and wanted to celebrate every one of their milestones with a huge parade!
Kalim as a father would be an attentive one, always there to meet his children in the morning and always there to bid them sweet dreams in the night time with you by his side. He's the kind of father that would teach his kids how to take care of the many peacocks, elephants, monkeys, and other animals their family owns as well as playing and teaching them all sorts of games most especially a childhood game that he learned with Jamil, called Mancala. Not only that but with his family's wealth he generally enjoys traveling to certain places with you and his two kids, so that they can get to know the world they live in, in a more personal way than just teaching them with average maps from the house library.
Your first child with Kalim is definitely a ray of sunshine! Literally a copy and paste of Kalim's personality since they are not only extroverted and usually hyped up but they as well are as generous and giving. Speaking of giving, this kiddo loves gifting gifts to friends and family. Whether it'd be a single pretty flower they found in the yard or a small yet somewhat heavy bag filled with authentic gold coins! They just love giving and they unsurprisingly learned this from Kalim himself. They have Kalim's bright red eyes, skin, eye shape, and even eyebrow shape! Meanwhile you gave them locks of your hair color and texture along with any other beauty marks(if you have any). They absolutely love the outdoors which includes physical games/sports and the many animals they try to take care from time to time. As a physical sort of kid they also love learning to dance with Kalim and Jamil to teach them by their side, eventually when they are older they'd probably be a very sharp and talented dancer if they so choose. Overall literally just an adorable ray of sunshine!
The second Al-Asim child is much calmer than their sibling but there is never a day where they don't have a smile on their face. They too love the animals their family owns and even spends more time with them than their sibling does. They also enjoy the smaller things happening around them like watching butterflies hatch from their cocoons, watching a baby bird learning how to fly, or heck just watching fireflies hover in the night sky. They have a particular interest for drawing said animals and insects too(much to uncle Jamil's dismay), from the animals they own, wild creatures going out and about, to even Jamil's pet parrot that they at times feel like they are having real conversations with! They have Kalim's hair color, hair texture, his red eyes, and his skin as well but they also have your nose, eyebrows, and any other beauty marks you may have.
In conclusion to Kalim's part you four are really just a happy family, there are basically few to none arguments happening in the home and if there ever is a disagreement it's usually ended pretty quickly with proper communication. Uncle Jamil is always there to keep them company if ever needed and they do enjoy their time with them too, having connected with them in a more emotional level than Jamil ever has with Kalim in their NRC years.
Vil: One kid. Vil has always thought of the possibility of children in his future during his years in NRC, most especially when you stumbled into his life. Thing was he knew he wanted to start a family when he knew for sure that he did what he wanted to do during his career and more, so it was a bit till you guys were finally gifted a child!
 In the end you two decided on just one child since even if Vil was now at a point where he was happy with his career he still knew he had work here and there and wanted to be as present as possible even though he knew that could still happen with more than one kid he didn't want to take any risks in accidentally neglecting one kid and not the other, in the end you agreed to it since you understood his worries and how demanding his job could be as a famous model/actor. Vil would definitely be a strict parent yet would always try to make sure not to be suffocating or somehow hurt his kid, but he really didn't want them to be failing in any classes or activities on his watch.
Your one child definitely has their father's beauty and grace. Gifted soft locks of blonde hair, sleeked eye shape and face shape from Vil as well as your eyebrow shape, nose, hair texture, and your eye color(even a beauty mark or two if you have any). They definitely were on the more shyer and quiet type, they at times had a hard time making friends but with both of your encouragements they were definitely open to trying their best in socializing. If grace was genetic then your kid certainly got it from their father, since wherever they walked they radiated a kind of glow that Vil himself had... I guess it's just in the Schoenheit blood. 
Then when alone they definitely shined in the arts department, whether it was painting, sculpting, pottery, drawing, dancing, singing, or even make-up and acting like their father, they knew you and Vil had their backs and upmost support. If it were in anything to do with make-up or acting(singing can be included) you can already see Vil slowly teaching his child the basics and more! You can see how Vil shines and smiles just being able to teach his child the true beauty of his craft.
Oh and I can't forget to mention that Vil would certainly be one of the most good-looking parents while picking up his kid from school when he has the opportunity to(he might as well be competing with Azul in the dilf department when picking up their own kids).
Idia: One kid. Definitely just one kid. It was a miracle you two were even able to agree mutually to conceive a child since Idia still has some internalized trauma from the accident with his younger brother, Ortho, as well as his family's blot curse that they will inherit. You understood his worry and you most likely would've come to terms with the fact that you both would've probably never get to have kids, but despite his fear of the same thing that happened to Ortho repeating... his love for you and his wish for having his own future children that he buried with the death of his brother were too strong to overcome now that he was older and wiser, and when it came to the curse he'd work twice as hard to find a cure to rid him and his child of this anomaly they both didn't ask for yet inherited.
 It was an understatement calling him a helicopter parent, as much as he wanted to follow your advice to let the kiddo breathe a bit by having Ortho take a break from following and hovering over your child while he was away at work or at home, he was already waist deep back into his trauma without even noticing. It would get to a point where you and Idia would at times have arguments about this and the breaking point would be when his own child snaps at him and expresses how they feel towards this constant supervision. The kid loves Ortho to death there is no doubt about it but they also just would want some space. In the end this situation would then get some positive progress by Idia by letting them have fun and grow without him or Ortho around, but he can at times get in a panic and slip up-- eventually asking Ortho to supervise from afar for him. He does try to make an effort tho! Just that he doesn't want to lose his only child so soon the way he lost his younger brother.
I want to quickly mention that because of what happened to Ortho Idia would never, and I truly mean never ever let his kid go anywhere close to the proximity of the 'Tartarus' facility. He will let them come to work with him at times but will never let them get too close to that part of the research building.
In the end Idia does indeed stop sending Ortho to look after the kid constantly and does try to calm down more, but hey... a parent will always worry.
You and Idia's only child will most definitely have his bright blue hair of fire that reacts the same way towards emotions the same way Idia's does. They will inherit your eye color, eye shape, nose, and beauty marks(if any) but will inherit Idia's other features such as pale skin(maybe not a white kind of pale, but somewhat of a pale shade), a sharp smile, gloomy exterior, and the genetic eyeshadow and lip color straight from the Shroud family. Their personality lies around the quietness of their father but will also have other more extroverted attributes of yours of any kind. An informative and smart kid that loves making friends and get into conversations with others that think like them. They share their father's interests in gaming and programming which Idia is always there to teach them what he knows with pride.
They also have a bit of a temper but they never stay upset for too long since eventually they know that when Idia is off of any work related things at the end of the week that you three will be able to have the biggest and ultimate game night!
 The other thing that I want to mention once more is that Idia has to worry about the curse he'd eventually pass onto his child. Having to do daily check ups to make sure the curse doesn't get out of hand and hurt them. He's especially consistent in this and as he's working at home or in the S.T.Y.X research buildings for a way to find a cure for this curse, all he can think about is his only child in mind.
Malleus: Four kids. C'mon.. what did you expect fellow reader, with Malleus around there is no way you wouldn't have more than two kids.
Malleus has generally always wanted a big family, not because of his job as now King of Briar Valley having to have a child or more to keep the royal line going but simply because he himself also has been a fan of the beauty that comes with the domestic life. He enjoys the small things like walking along a beautifully set nature path with you, taking you out on your daily romantic outings, gifting you many wagons of pure red roses after a tough day of you adapting to the royal life... but he's also overly enjoyed the more important and bigger things to this such as the birth of his four little dragons.
Malleus as a father is attentive yet has a kind of hands off approach, wanting to see how his children grow and each become their own person as they mature with his and your guidance. Despite this there are times when he is overprotective of where they head off to and how far it is since he still has the underlying tendency to want them nearby at all costs, but he has self-restraint and knows the value in them venturing off on their own at times. Even so, he knows that if he's ever in a hitch he can always rely on Lilia for advice as he's experienced in the caring of children.
First Draconia kid to mention off the bat straight up has Malleus's intimidating aura, their neutral face seems to always be in a scowl kind of expression, they have a natural cold and aloof demeanor, eyes shaped in a way that seems judgemental, horns, fangs, and ears from their father and to tie it all up they also have their father's piercing green eyes. So clearly it would be somewhat inevitable that they would be somewhat feared and avoided like how their father was back then, issue is that those who ran away would miss out on the most kindest and most gentle half fae child ever! This kid's personality is the complete opposite of what they look like and in all honesty is a complete extrovert, they also adapted some of your own habits and traits too. Some contributions you've given to your child is your hair color, hair texture, eyebrows, nose, beauty marks(if you have any), and face shape. They have small interests in nature and the arts and generally get along with a lot of the animals and local children that look past their first impressions of them in the kingdom.
Second Draconia kid looks like the spitting image of you, they inherited all of your strong and delicate features. Malleus likes to mention at times that they look like a mini you with the way their eyes are shaped and colored as yours, share the same nose and lip shape, inherited your smaller features such as beauty marks(if any) and eyebrows, even their hair color and texture is incredibly similar to yours! Only exceptions are the fangs, ears, and horns given by Malleus. They have interests in anything strategic and physical which leads them to spend a lot of time with their uncles Silver, Sebek, and Lilia(secretly calls Lilia 'grandpa' tho) since their way with the sword is impressive and advanced for their age. An expressive young one but can have an underlying temper if they don't reach their one high self-expectations. Nonetheless, you and Malleus are always there to keep them from pushing themselves way too hard.
Third little dragon is a balanced mixed of you and Malleus this time. They share eye shapes, eyebrows, hair color, and hair texture from Malleus but eye color, lip shape, face shape, and beauty marks(if any) from you. They only exception is the horns, ears, and fangs. They share common interests with Malleus such as liking gargoyales, exploring ruins, and playing a few small stringed instruments that Malleus has taught them. They have most of your personality traits and habits as well but otherwise they do get along with Malleus the most(don't worry your kid still loves you to death!). They are kind of quiet and reserved, often keeping to themselves and only intend on exploring said interests. Out of all four kids they are definitely the most average and "normal" out of everyone.
Last but not least, this kid is a spitting image of Malleus, the same way the second one is the spitting image of you! They share Malleus's horns, ears, fangs, eye color, hair color, hair texture, eyebrows, eye color, and lip shape as him, exception of the eye shape and any beauty marks(if any) from you. The more cheerful one of the Draconias aside from the first child, they also seem to be an indecisive kid as they jump from interests to interests. They do share some traits you have as well, and they seem much more softer than their father. This kid would definitely find and settle on an interest at some point though, which would definitely be in technology surprisingly enough. They wouldn't be all huddled up in their room all the time but they know how to use it way better than Malleus does in all his years of living. I'd also like to think that in the future this kiddo would be a kind of romantic person the older they get, seeing as how Malleus has treated you with the upmost respect and love as they grew up. Which is also likely for your other children too but mostly this particular one who I believe would also enjoy/believe in the fairytales that exist in the world of Twisted Wonderland.
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sheyashahahaha · 5 days
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uhhh heres the continuation of thr pickled baggace post. i literally didnt save it in high quality and i thought it was lost to time and its also unfinished 👍👍👍
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4rch4ngel05 · 7 months
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Kalim my pretty princess,,,,, Blowing you a kissie if you can even believe it!!!! x3
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