Lysandre: Humans are scum to the earth and I will not rest until the world is perfect. Peace out, losers.
Sycamore: What a passionate, totally not evil or mentally unstable man 🥰
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Favorite thing in pokemon is when a male character is clearly designed an intended to be ripped but since gamefreak are pussies once you actually look at them or stand them next to anyone else they are some of the most twinkish little men imaginable. Thank you for the suggestion beloved but I will not be drawing him muscleless with 0% body fat and then saying he's So Stronk!
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I love how Lysander being incredibly obviously evil in Pokemon XY is such a meme that ProZD even made a skit about it
Literally his first scene:
Lysandre: "You played a young girl so wonderfully in your debut on the silver screen. Wouldn't you remain young and beautiful forever and always play such roles?"
Diantha: "What a strange question... Why would I want to play the same old roles forever? Youth may be beautiful, but it's not all there is to life. Everything changes. I want to live and change like that, too. So I look forward to playing different roles as I get older."
Lysandre: "You were chosen to be a movie star, correct? Isn't it your duty to be ever beautiful? Everything beautiful should stay that way forever. I would end the world in an instant so that beauty never fades. I can't stand the thought of the world becoming uglier. Oh hello, PLAYER CHARACTER."
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desperate to know what red and blue were thinking when all the ultra beasts came pouring out of the wormholes in sun and moon. or just the fact that there were wormholes in general. like there they are having a nice time running the battle tower and settling into their new home in alola and being married and whatnot and all of a sudden. fucking aliens in the sky. in a region generally known for being chill. red might’ve dealt with the yakuza when he was a preteen but giovanni’s got nothing on motherfucking aliens. how did they even BEGIN to process that
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Manga: Pocket Monsters XY
Encontré a Serena, bueno, digamos. Los tomos de XY son difíciles de conseguir.
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This is the male version of the "who is the best heroine in pokemon" but this time it's gonna be the heroes!
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i do think it's funny that so many people's versions of "improving" the pokemon anime is just really awful fanfiction and yet they die on this hill that everything they come up with was blessed by god
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