#kars headcanon

[marsipaniscool]

My thoughts about Wham are as follows:

He is, at the core, an abused man. He was ripped from his rightful family and had to quickly realize that if he wasn't useful for his masters, they would slaughter him like they did with his family. And he would have been killed if he wasn't a baby, easy to groom into becoming a warrior. They treat him as a bodyguard, not son. A student at best. Has he ever tasted the warmth of true family? Has he ever been loved? Does he remember his rightful mother, feeding and cradling him? And does he remember his baptism as a warrior, baptism in his mother's blood? Idk man, it's lowkey depressing. He still turned out a good person by pillar men standards, despite his masters being amoral at best. He is such a good man like. Bro deserved better.

nika my sweet angle this sat in my ask box for TOO LONG i’m so sorry😭 just a few little blurbs on some of my thoughts on wham <3

i think a key component of kars’s plan was having children to train up with him and Esidisi. Wamuu was planned, they had been keeping a close eye on his parents for millennia ever since they had been given the blessing to try for a child. his parents were both warriors, so wham was the perfect little baby of genetics and luck for them to snatch up.

i think santana was a surprise, probably not for the parents, but for Kars and Esidisi. santana was more than likely subjected to a lot of Kars’s experiments, since he wasn’t the warrior wamuu was. and lbr that did a NUNBER on whams psyche, leading him to bury himself in his studies and training.

wham would’ve been around 2,000 yrs old when he was taken, so he would’ve been a toddler in my mind. i like to think he has some deeply ingrained memories of his mother, ie. he finds himself mindlessly humming a tune he thought he made up or heard fleetingly from some human village, but it’s a lullaby his mother used to sing. also a part of why he’s soft towards women, he sees his mother in every single one of them. he wonders about her endlessly in his worse days.

i don’t imagine kars ever sat wham down and said “hi im the man who killed everyone :)” but i do think kars gave a distorted version of the massacre when wham asked. wham had been letting the mystery of what happened to everyone else like them consume him, and it was affecting his loyalty and devotion, so it all came out in a rush when wham was a young teen, soon after Santana was shunned. kars would’ve told wham that the tribe was leading their people to their own death, how they were acting like the lowly humans who used to revere them. so, kars and esidisi saved wham and tried to save santana from a life of doom and gloom. wham is intelligent on merit of being a pillar men, but i think he’s very naïve, and kars uses that to his full advantage.

i also think kars knows not to push wamuu’s naïvety too far, as shown in the flashback with the child. kars ends up finishing the job because pushing wamuu to extremes too often WILL make him resent kars, and that’s a dangerous position to be in. it absolutely gets on kars’s nerves to have to get his hands dirty when it comes to women and children being in his way, but he can’t even consider losing wamuu as his most valuable pawn.

[m-u-n-c-h-y]

POV: You tried bullying your beneficiary... now with spoilers!

[shineonyoucrazyyandere]

What WOULD'VE happen if its the jofoes who saw a kid up skirting reader aka their darling?

I know they're villains and is very much cruel, but they wouldn't kill a child...right? (1-8, since the jofoes in P-9 haven't been revealed yet.)

Hmmm I could see a couple of instances of that happening, sadly (but I mean they are villains, but some are more restrained than others, perhaps more for image than anything)

Yandere! Part 1 (Pre Vampire) Dio - I could see this going with him yanking the brats hair and shoving them to the ground. It’s fairly easy for him to maintain his positive status to outsiders, so he could have something happen to them later (but I’d consider this the best outcome for that kid).

Yandere! Post Vampire Dio

Big chance this kid may die by being manipulated by Dio himself, he might decide to turn them/zombify them by apologizing and groveling (chance they could attack their own family). There’s also a chance the kid could just flat out be devoured by the other zombies, the blond wouldn’t even flinch at that. If he’s sorely out of patience he might kill/maim them himself, but it never would come to that. Keep in mind Dio was the type to turn a mother into a vampire and she ended up eating her own child.

Yandere! Kars

Absolutely no cares given about slaughtering a child, not even joking here. He only cares about you, not some slimy brat that decided to pull some nonsense on you. He’d probably lick you clean of the blood afterwards as well. No matter how mad or upset you got, would not make him anymore remorseful for the dead body strewn on the ground.

Yandere! Part 3 DIO

You’d more than likely be held captive in the mansion he’s in, within Egypt so this happening is unlikely. But in the unlikely event something like this happens, he’ll state how brazenly stupid such a move was. Unless he can use the kid in someway, he really doesn’t care what happens to them. So he might “punish” the kid as he sees it fit or have a stand user take care of them.

Yandere! Yoshikage Kira

As long as this kid didn’t see his rather “unusual” indulgences in the past, he doesn’t see a need to murder them right there, though I could see him consider it internally, where the kid wouldn’t be seen. He’s absolutely miffed however, and does grab their hand in a painful way though. Gives them the nastiest glare and reprimand there is, and the kid probably runs off heavily unsettled.

Yandere! Diavolo

Doppio is likely the one to take care of this of course, not that Diavolo he himself isn’t miffed. This probably just makes him consider to keep you locked away somewhere permanently. (This probably happens shortly after this little thing). Doppio makes sure to get it through this kids head, with the harshest grip known to man, that you don’t go doing that to anyone. Let alone anyone he or his boss likes.

Yandere! Enrico Pucci

His reaction is interesting, he is irritated perhaps even a bit visibly by this child’s behavior. He can’t let this kid get away with deciding to upskirt his darling either. He also is a priest image wise, so he has that to consider when punishing this adolescent person. He still has a firm grip on them and decides to take them aside and talk. He’ll face away from you while doing so, and moments later the kid is suddenly apologizing. You can’t tell if Pucci has an uncanny knack for speaking with people or if it’s something else. (It’s likely both).

Yandere! Funny Valentine

He’ll stop this kid almost immediately and there’s a sound of a smack to the back of the head. A stern look and a small speech about respect, Funny Valentine somehow manages to make the kid shame with those words. He wouldn’t let the kid run either and would personally escort them back home to their parents. As busy as he is as a president something childish like that won’t be overlooked by him. There’s a brief dark look in his eye, he can pull the strings to make things happen, he just doesn’t feel the need to expend them here. He does ask you to follow him closer for now on, (maybe an extra guard but he finds it more efficient to be the one to protect you)

Yandere! Toru

He certainly doesn’t appreciate it, and somehow they end up tripping or have some little mishap happen. Yet there’s a bit of a hum in his voice when he tells them he shouldn’t be doing such a thing to people. Any anger or frustration that gets thrown off at Toru, he nonchalantly brushes off. Suggesting the kid apologize, and nothing more will come of it. But there is a stern veiled threat in there somewhere that makes the kid decide to walk off.

[rzyraffek]

Guys I suffer from jojo brainrot, I know its not my usual writing , but I need to get this out of my system. NO SPOILERS they/them pronouns, sfw, Request open

Also for obvious (and legal) reasons in josuke and okayasu ones reader is like 16.

Also I didnt finish jojo part4 yet so some stuff might be eee not accurate?

More jjba dating headcanons!!

Including Kars, Santana, young Joseph, Jonathan, Josuke, Speedwagon, Okuyasu

Kars

Homie will litteraly pet them. My guy has god complex, thinks that humans are so so smol and so so tiny

Picks them up like some lil baby and probably carries them around everywhere

S/o mostly just vibes in his huge mansion while Kars plots some evil emo stuff (again)

Quick reminder that this guy was doing ah mimimimi ah mimimimimi😴 for last few centuries so s/o has to explain him a lot of stuff

Imagine him getting jumpscared bcs your phone made a noise, or him just walking up to light switch and turing lights on and off repeatedly. Mans fascinated

Also guy is a walking muscle so no matter how big or smol s/o is they going to be picked up and carried around, probably he uses only one hand too btw

Pls brush his hair he will litteraly melt

Santana

...

"Human why you carry tiny talking square everywhere? Is it magical?"

My guy will take their phone and 'accidently' take 50selfies, but not in sexy way, but in 'his face is zoomed to camera and you see only his eyes and forehead' way

His love language is quality time, understanding and gifts

Hates germans btw

Will give them random stuff, like he will litteraly bring them a microwave and be like "human explain meaning of this". But also gives them shiny rocks, jewellery, hair accessories. If s/o wants a new car, my man gonna litteraly pick up first car he sees and bring it to them

I am convinced he eats food with his bare hands. S/o has to give him tutoral how to use knife and fork, he won't like it >:(

Young Joseph

Homeboy hands are everywhere, if my guy doesn't hold their hand, he is putting his hands on s/o shoulders or waist or just kisses them

Doing make-up together. And nails. And hair. All of this while shittalking his enemies and talking about all the drama.

Tequila Joseph first dragqueen in history btw

Never go on plane with him, no matter how romantinc he promises it will be. Do not

Also makes fun of Ceasar that Joseph was the first one to find a partner not him😍

S/o and Ceasar probably meet up sometimes to just complain about how dumb Joseph sometiems is😭

Will litteraly do anything to impress them frfr

Jonathan

Not boyfriend, but Husband material

My guy will be on walk with his homie speedwagon and litteraly act like teenager girl with crush. All blushy, shy and asking for advices

Gives them handfuls of flowers, but like Jonathan's sized handful (alot)

Loves walking with s/o and holding hands ofc

My boy will blush and die if s/o does first move

Pls s/o beat dio up he sucks

The best boy husband

Josuke

Bros gonna be so protective, like fr my guy will be worried if s/o goes to shop and doesn't come back in more than 20minutes

He will blush if s/o tries to hold his hand

Mumbles a lot about hair routine and hair products, and probably likes to comb s/o hair

Okayasu probably cried when he found out that Josuke has a partner btw

The sweetest boy alive

Guy will accidentally spoil them. Also they are basicly immortal due to all crazy daimon stuff

If s/o sees stands... OMG PLS pls hug his lil man, his stand i mean. It looks very hugable

Playing video games when s/o and josuke lied to his mom that you came over to teach him some school stuff>>

Okuyasu

This dude

This guy

Will litteraly beat anyone up, for no reason anyways. He just do be like that.

He is very dumb, please be patient

Isn't romantic, he tries to act cool and tough, but he is unintentionally cute! Like he will go to s/o house in middle of day, knock on door and he like "sup babygrill I bought you some ice cream"

If you guys play any kind of competitive game he might let them win! But he never tell them that of course

Also he is very physical, but not in romantic/sexy way but in 'dub me up homie/sup give me high five' hes very bromance. he also enjoys just leaning on them, like yall just stand waiting for bus and this dude will put like half his body weight on them

Once he had a nightmare and called them at 3am

Speedwagon

Btw sorry that characters are all over place and not organised, I am sleeby

My guy will shank anyone for you babe

Talks, a lot. So if s/o is a listener type, they will get along well

Goes to Jonathan and asks for advices about relationships!

S/o steals his hat and he pretends that he's offended, but pls dont stop you look cute!

My guy is very very...unorganised... total mess of a men if it comes to life. I dont even know if he has a house btw

Cuddles on couch when he's sure that noone is around>>>

Will read them to bed if that helps s/o fall asleep

He has poor eyesight but he doesnt wear glasses. Bonk him pls

[shrkichigo]

JJBA SPAM

I’ll forever miss you caejose

[tonberry-yoda]

Hello there! 🖤 here for the Kars Brainrot we were talking about! Could I please request Kars with a S/O that just loves being protected by him? Or in general when he gets protective? Bc that's honestly both cute and hot asf, thank you sm sm, words can't thank you enough for what you do for us, your writing def makes people day's better! 🖤

Kars with an s/o who loves to be protected by him

notes - omg hi!! you are such a sweetheart, you don't understand how happy i get when i see you in my askbox! i love getting requests from you so so much. and yes omg kars is just SO FINE AND FOR WHAT?!?! I want a big man to scoop me up like he can omfg. i hope you don't mind that I made these into headcanons! i just thought i could fit a lot more in there!! have an amazing week and stay super hydrated <3 sending lots of love!!

fr tho he does not need to be this stunning omfg

okay so this happened to you once

you were just walking around outside while the pillar men were just conversing about something important. you didnt want to be annoying or in the way, so you stepped out for a bit. well, that's when something went to attack you. you thought you were all alone, so you panicked a bit. you ducked your head and buried it in your hands. and then when you peeked, you found kars was standing above you and absolutely obliterated whatever it was that wanted to attack you. you couldnt help but blush because omfg wow. he's a big handsome man and is towering over you to protect you, how can you not be madly in love???

but after that, you loved when he would protect you

you wouldnt purposely get in the way of danger, but you could admit, when it did happen, you would get all blushy when you would find that kars is just above you and willing to protect you

and since you're so small compared to him, he loves just like carrying you around

it's faster that way, he says

you just find yourself in his arms a lot and you cant help but love it lmaooo

sometimes he'll call you a dumb human or something after you have a dangerous interaction, but he's always checking to see if you got any scratches or injuries and ends the checkup with a kiss on the forehead

if you scare him too much though, he will lecture you and then tell him that you have to stay by his side at all times

he will grab your hand and never let go

but always expect kisses when he gets nervous that you were going to get hurt

omg i cant this was just perfect, literally i wanna be y/n so bad rn omfggggg

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[whos-hotter-jjba]

Are They Even Dads?

[jojikawa]

Idk why but about a year and a half ago, I had an idea for The Pillar Men x Fem! reader where the reader was The Pillar Queen who wants to conquer the sun (in the same way Kars does) with the red stone of Aja while Kars, Esidisi and (later) Wamuu try to compete to be the one to marry her during the events of JoJo part 2 but Kars is so in love with the pillar queen that he takes the stone for himself to become the ultimate life form to protect her from Joseph.

Edit: The Reader would equate to a villain in this.

I want to write it but it’s been like a year 💀

[sillysonicfansstuff]

JJBA Villain House:What Languages Do They Speak?

During their time,they picked up a lot of languages.

Dio:English,Arabic and Italian.He can speak some Japanese so that he can speak to Kira.

Kars:He can speak and understand all languages.

Kira:Japanese,some English and he’s trying to learn Italian to speak to Diavolo (and to figure out what Dio says about him in Italian)

Diavolo:Italian,some Spanish and some English.He tried learning Japanese but couldn’t be bothered.

Doppio:Italian,English and Japanese.He WAS bothered to learn it.

Pucci:English,Japanese,Italian and he wants to expand his knowledge.

Valentine:English.He’s a devote American and thinks it’s superior.

[marsipaniscool]

*manifests out of a flaming hearth* Hello friend I have come to ask you for something— Can I pretty please have some headcanons on the pillarmen getting their backs scratched. You got my brain juices flowing, and I thought this would be a fun idea lol

YEASSSSSSSSSS OFC U CAN!!!! i am SO sorry this took so long😭😭 BUT HERE U GO ML MWAHHHHHH XX

under the cut !!

Kars is ALLLL about deep pressure stimulation and scented oils. He, like Wamuu, prefers not to have his back scratched from behind, one of those Old World habits. Stand to the side or in front of him and reach around, he only allows someone at his back if it’s someone he trusts dearly/one of his vamps he knows won’t pull any fuck shit. Prefers attention to be put on his upper back and shoulders. He only allows it when his schedule is completely clear, he gets really into it and expects a full body pampering to follow it.

Esidisi LOVES physical affection in general, but back rubs are his shit. Famous worldwide for stroking Kars’ back while he sips wine and watches Wamuu/some vamps throw down. Esidisi isn’t allowed to touch the wine tho, Kars likes it chilled. He’s very much a physical affection giver, if he ever receives he’s immediately returning it tenfold. Also famous worldwide for going up to those he trusts and pouting that he “just can’t reach this spot on his back” and that “you HAAAAAVE to help me, I just can’t reach” (yes he can he just wants attention.) When he’s in these attention seeking moods, he expects to be lavished with attention for as long as he sees fit.

Wamuu…. tries? He really really tries to enjoy back scratches, but it can only be from Kars, Esidisi, or someone he trusts 100%. He used to allow Santana but he’s unsure now (he doesn’t think his brother likes, or even loves him, anymore.) He doesn’t think about Santana much tbh, he had his moment when his brother was left behind, but after centering himself, he buried those thoughts. His reflex makes it hard for anyone to get at his back, which is a double edged sword for him. If the light is hitting Wham wrong, even reaching up to pat at his shoulder will leave him throwing whoever was unlucky enough to trigger it. HE FEELS BAD ABOUT IT. HE WOULD REALLY LIKE BACK RUBS WITHOUT BEING ANXIOUS ABOUT HURTING WHOEVER IS GIVING HIM LOVE. He heavily prefers head pats/rubs, and touching foreheads for these reasons. It makes him feel so good, he’s very used to verbal praise but physical praise is uncharted territory for him. Poor baby is used to sweet words and harsh fists from his Masters.

Santana is very touch avoidant, but anyone he would let give him back rubs would have to put their whole arm into it tbh. Light touches set his nerves on fire and leaves him twitching at contact. It would take a lot for him to even let anyone touch him without him either hurting/killing them on the spot, or staring blankly and walking away (he will remember this interaction. you are in danger.) However, once someone gets their hands on him, it’s game over. He relaxes and lays down, expecting the cat treatment. Assuming it’s a human giving him this affection, this would be when he would scoop (see: kidnap) the person up and take them with him wherever he goes. He needs back scratches and pets ON DEMAND.

[wolftoes]

Reader Takes The Pillarmen to a Renaissance Fair!

A/N: This has been in my drafts for LITERAL YEARS, but im finally posting it. I will let it rot no longer. I'm sorry I didn't do anything for Santana, I couldn't think of anything for him.

Kars

At first, he was disinterested, as you weaved through the crowded medieval street. He thought he was above such festivities.

Plus, why would humans wish to relive a time they were less advanced? This seemed silly and illogical.

Until he saw a stall full of tiaras.

Then, he was like a kid in a candy store. It was almost scary.

He picked out this one. (But more expensive and extravagant, of course.)

He never took it off. He wouldn't acknowledge you unless you called him "Your Highness," or the like.

It wasn't just for the day, either. He kept up that act for two months.

He also bought a luxurious black cloak.

Needless to say, your wallet hurts.

Esidisi

He's excited.

Particularly, about the pirates. And the alcohol.

He is parading around, in a shirtless pirate costume, with one of those fancy hats with a giant feather, and he is carrying a pint in each hand.

He got challenged to a drinking contest in one of the taverns, and naturally, an ambulance had to be called. Not for him, though.

He ended up getting banned from that particularly tavern, and subsequently all of the others at the venue.

Somehow, he still seems to be stone-cold sober... (haha)

Wamuu

When you told him about the fair, he was intrigued.

As you explained to him what this was, it came to light that he had a particular interest in the joust at the end of the night.

You both had been doing the regular activities, when the joust was announced.

You followed the crowd to the arena, and one of the more crucial actors had fallen sick.

The announcer noticed Wamuu, and ended up asking if he could fill in for the knight. Wamuu, of course, agreed.

They quickly suited him with the largest set of armor they had, and they continued with the event.

He ended up showing off some of his abilities to the crowd, though carefully as not to actually injure any of the actors.

It was a plot twist that the crowd adored.

By the time it was over, they were asking him to return next year.

However, they ended up deciding to have him only do occasional cameos.

[dollwrites]

𝐝𝐨𝐥𝐥’𝐬 𝐛𝐢𝐳𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐞 𝐛𝐢𝐫𝐭𝐡𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐛𝐥𝐮𝐫𝐛𝐬 — 𝐝𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞

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“Y—you— fucking— m—monster—“ it was all you could do to spit the words, as if they were formed from acid, to the bestial man below you. the ropes whined, cinching your wrists high above your head, they looped over a rafter, making it impossible to pull them down. maybe if your Hamon was working you’d have the strength— but you couldn’t fucking breathe.

Kars was chortling, however, tilting his head from one side to the other, ensuring that he drank in every ounce of your flustered countenance. “So fiery,” he purrs, before he fondles the Aja Stone that dangled between your bare, bouncing breasts, thoughtfully, “though, your ire is so misled. It was that wicked woman, wasn’t it? That draped this precious gem around your neck.” you’re grinding your teeth to keep from moaning, your feet flat on either one of his thighs. whilst one hand toyed with the gem, the other was gripping your throat, squeezing just tight enough that you couldn’t breathe deep enough to activate your Hamon.

“I—I’m the Red Stone of Aja’s Guardian—“ you choke out, squinting against the pressure on your windpipe. it made speaking painful.

“And you see what a predicament that’s gotten you in, don’t you?”

fury bubbled a threat to your lips, “I’m going to— wipe you off the face of the— planet—“

Kars quirks a brow, his crimson gaze flickering up to your eyes, and scoffs, “From right there? Impaled on my cock?” your face is ablaze with a humiliated blush, but he uses the vice on your throat to urge you down into a tighter squat, taking more of him into your body. you stifle a mewl, walls spasming in protest as they’re stretched like elastic around his thick tool, giving way for the broad head to tunnel into your depths. Kars watches your lips twitch, sees your eyes go wide for a moment, and hears your pathetic attempt at keeping quiet, and he snorts a pleased breath through his nose. “Forgive me for not being intimidated, but you seem to be enjoying this too much to try and kill me.”

bastard, you thought, bitterly. if you could breathe deep, you would send a blade crafted from pure sunlight straight through his right eyeball. “You’re so— fucked—“

“No,” he cuts you off, eyes narrowing as he sits up straighter, his other hand now joining the one around your neck to squeeze until you choke and gag, desperate to pull in oxygen, “you’re the one who’s fucked. In fact…” using both hands, he jerks your body up and down on his lap and thrusts to meet you, your ass jiggling when he slaps against his thighs over and over. each time you’re brought down to meet his groin, his cock fills you hilt deep, and you cry out, gripping the rope that binds your hands tight, as if it could save you. it can’t. you’re much too overpowered to try and pull yourself up and escape the giant super being or his brutal hip snaps. “I think… you’ve said enough…” Kars was smirking, breathless, watching your breasts flop from the sheer force of his dribbling you, and you close your eyes tight. you feel every, impossibly thick inch as it drives into your belly over and over, threatening to fuck you stupid. “There, that’s much better. Less talking, more fucking.” he hums, squeezing your throat tight, before exhaling in ecstasy, “Make me cum, and I might not snap your pretty, little neck when I take the Stone.”

[dios-wryyy]

Kars with a silk press

modern au! a/n: Sorry y’all. I went on another hiatus🥸

[macaroonff]

Idols who I envision in the Wong Kar-wai cinematic universe

exhibit 1- Jake as He Qiwu in Chungking Express

-Whipped, a hopeless romantic, extremely poetic when he's coping

-Lowkey loser vibes since he gets stuck over someone for a long time due to his naivety

-Poor boy just wants to be loved, at the root of which is loneliness, and attachment.

"I tell myself I'll fall in love with the first woman who walks in"

-Dedicated af towards finding someone like the scene where calls his ex-classmates to move on 😭

-'the you're lonely, I'm lonely, we should date' vibes being massive ngl

-Has the dumbest/ most random pick-up lines but they'll work cause he's adorable

"Excuse me miss, do you like pineapples?" (the character repeated this in four different languages btw, which I can actually imagine Jake do)

-In some way, cares more about the present than what's to come in the future. Makes decisions with his heart.

-Pretends to be cool, but is a soft boi at heart

-did I also mention how endearing it is when he gets chatty, talking about really random things? Like he can go on rambling about nothing in particular, but it isn't really annoying. Instead it's quite comforting.

[the-illiterate-pirate]

Oaoaao, hello, can I get a headcanon of sfw? Pillarmen/reader? I'm sorry I stretched it so far.

Imagine that the reader is Joseph's youngest adopted sibling and the sibling was adopted by Erina when JoJo was old enough. Maybe the reader is 10 years old? One thought is that if the reader in JoJo's opinion behaved badly or cried a lot over nonsense, he joked that he would give the child back. Joseph is a dumb jerk not realizing how much it scares the little kid who will probably get used to those words.

I don't know how to think this through well, but the reader goes with Joseph, Caesar, and Speedwagon to the catacombs where they encounter the pillarmen. The reader panics and soon cries, Joseph turns purely mechanically to say a certain stupid thing and the reader suddenly goes off to the pillarmen, patting Kars on the thigh and saying that he is now their new daddy and brother.

My main question, though, is whether the child will be made something of a hostage, while waiting for a ransom, and how the pillarmen would react to a curious child wanting to talk to them and explore their bodies and abilities

Hi! Let me just say this is so cute and a really great idea, I hope you enjoy! <3 Adding Santana to this because I can

Pillar Men with a child "hostage"

Kars

•Kars is bemused at this tiny human kid begging to be taken away, but subconsciously despises Joseph for bringing such a small child to such a dangerous location.

•He'd scoop you into his arms, whispering to you that yes, he'll be taking you in as his new student, but tells Joseph and Caesar that you're now his new hostage. The Pillar Men will be taking you as leverage over the hamon users, along with Wammu and Esidisi's wedding rings of death.

•Your curiosity with his inhuman features is secretly adorable to him, he'll let you explore his body freely, just warning you to be cautious with his sharp horns

•It takes a lot to upset Kars, he's raised two other children from his tribe of course. Rarely would you see him angry, he hides his emotions the best but involuntarily ends up falling in love with this cute human child. You've brought a new light to his men that he hasn't seen in years

•He might get a little possessive over you 👀 even after being defeated by Joseph it's hard for him to let you go, Kars can't admit it but he's grown attached. Maybe they can work something out

• #1 dad mug where?

Esidisi

•Genuinely enjoys having you around! He isn't afraid to let everyone know how much he cares for you <3, despite Kars' negative comments

•Treats you the best out of the four, never lets you down from his arms either.

•Esidisi doesn't see you as a hostage and more like a "permanent guest", he still goes along with Kars' charade though

•You might spend the most time with him, because he's the best with tiny children. He might get very attached too. You can probably use that to your advantage if you ever accidentally do something wrong

Wamuu

•Isn't impressed with you in the slightest at first, but doesn't hurt you once his master's tell him not to

•A bit awkward with you, but learns to get use to the tiny thing running around being chased by Esidisi and Santana

•Tries to train you in hand to hand combat, slightly disappointed when it doesn't work out

•Unlike the rest he's a little embarrassed with you messing around with his horn and doesn't like you touching it.

Santana

•I don't think Santana ever really falls for you the same way the other Pillar Men do, but treats with with respect

•Secretly jealous that you get treated so much better than he does

•He ends up calming down once you play with his hair/horns. It's therapeutic (for the both of you)

•Plays with you the most, but tends to rough house a little too hard. He's been scolded more than once by his masters

[nikathesiren]

The mystery of Mista's hair, solved with a simple rule of three (∩^o^)⊃━☆

During the last few days, I have seen some people drawing Mista without his hat, and I wanted to show my particular headcanon into this matter.