#kassandra rambles

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She took my ability to die in the divorce

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Kassandra here! New side blog so that I can post hornier thoughts unfettered, and selfies as horny as tumblr will allow <3

She/her, they/them, 24, poly / pan, nonbinary transfemme, mostly t4t, mutuals are allowed to ask for nudes💜

Mutuals can always say hello!!

If you frequently enjoy my content, support me via tips or cashapp! Pay the princess 💜

At 15 dollars or higher I will give you a drive link to my most recent erotic set :) 100 dollars or more can help me get new outfits / lingerie / toys and I'll take into account your input <3

Kinks:

Switch / vers

Service topping

Pillow princess

Biting / being bit

Shibari

Choking

Intense stimulation

Vibrators

Pegging!!

Cuddling!!! Kissing!!! Affection!!!!!! AAAaA

Mouth play

Submission / submitting

Gentle doms

t4t!! love my queers, trans mascs, fags, and dykes

both fuzzy body hair and smooth are so good <333

Being called princess, sweet girl, slut, fucktoy, girltoy

alcohol / weed

God I'm sooo. So so insanely attracted to queer trans men

Cute / horny asks if you're nice about it🥺

Not into:

Misgendering

Degradation / humiliation

non-negotiation (unless CNC, which is still negotiated)

Unsolicited nudes without asking

DNI:

Not having some indication of age (no minors)

Transphobes or TERFs

People I've blocked for any reason

Exclusionists or people who do not believe that one's good faith interpretation of the self and identity can be contradictory or not fit in with particular societal norms of what "gender" and "sexuality" are limited to be. Queer history and identities are messy and complex and beautiful.

Main blog: Polyphonetic

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They should let me write and direct a Woke season of Family Guy. I don't give a fuck about the existing lore. Hey Petah, you forgot to take your testosterone last night. I went ahead and prepared your syringe for you, sweetheart. Hey Lois this reminds me of the time I got kicked off of RuPaul's Drag Race. [flashback] Man, I can't believe you guys are kicking me off the show just for being a transmasculine drag queen. No, we're kicking you out because these anarchist pamphlets you made proved that you organized contestants to blow up RuPaul's oil rigs and distribute his riches to the masses. After which you literally killed him. That's just called serving Peter realness hehhehhehhehheh *Peter dance of some sort*

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If you liked:

"women are my favorite guy"

Consider:

Supporting and accommodating multi-gendered people :)

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W-w-welcome to 106.9 FTM FM, PNW Testosterone Radio. The only radio station that teaches YOU how to build a pipebomb. I'm your DJ-and-host-who-enjoys-a-spitroast, Strap Wrangler, coming to you LIVE from Cascadia, every Monday through Friday.

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they should make sexually transmitted vaccines

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Yes but what if the Torment Nexus has a like, really hot deep robot woman voice while she tries to murder you and the puzzles are really fun

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this equation is NOT cute. numbers actually hate being under a square root symbol and it distresses them

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Feferi was only 6 sweeps old...... she should have been at the glub

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gordan ramsey: oh fuck me. I'm in a game where the only way to learn is by playing, the only way to win is by learning, and the only way to begin is by beginning. fucking hell, he's been here the whole time. jesus christ.

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You are:

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You're in his DMs. I died 5,000 years ago in ancient Egypt, and my soul is in the puzzle around his neck. We are not the same.

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fucked my wife into pieces

while playing Wii Resort

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knuckle tats that say

DUDE CLIT

holding hands with knuckle tats that say

GIRL COCK

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Not all catboys and catgirls are into petplay. Some of them are clan warriors and medicine cats and are not interested in emulating twoleg-kittypet dynamics.