#kate bishop incorrect quotes

[crybabycunt]

Kate: (after getting nagged at by Yelena) God, you sound like my wife.

Yelena: I AM YOUR WIFE.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Clint: You can't spell independent without dependent

Yelena: And you can't spell go fuck yourself without fuck you (kicks door open and leaves)

Kate: (watching her dreamily) she is so perfect

Clint: and you're a masochist

Kate: Yeah <3

[chaxan08]

Yelena: Describe yourself in one word. Kate: Yours. Yelena, in tears: Disgusting. Yelena: Say it again.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: I have a bad feeling about this, guys.

Cassie: Oh don’t worry, you’ll be fine.

Riri: Yeah, what’s the worst that could happen?

Kate, being bailed out of jail the next morning: I hate you all.

[loislame84]

Kate: okay so it looks like we have to do this the old fashioned way.

Yelena: Molotov Cocktail

Kate, turning: what no?

Yelena, smiling holding up the bomb: let’s do it.

Kate: how did you make that so fast?

Yelena, shrugging: Russian.

[gfmaximoff]

Natasha, driving Y/N and Kate: So how was your day?

Kate: We almost got surprise adopted!

Natasha: What?

Y/N: We almost got kidnapped.

Natasha: Oh, okay.

Natasha: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[rxmqnova]

Y/N: God, if only someone loved me...

Natasha: *standing behind with roses*

Wanda: *holding a box of chocolates*

Kate: *has balloons and a card*

Yelena: *facepalms* This is sad.

[marvel-my-most-beloved]

[louwaffles]

                                               Kiddies GC Only

                                                      9:29pm

Peter: unpopular opinion time! i think sleeping with socks is fine. 

Kate: cheese and bread is the best midnight snack!

Yelena: men don’t deserve rights. they deserve to hang from their dicks. 

Peter: um i--

Y/N: puppies over babies! and i like those hairless cats!

[iwannabealice]

clint: what do rainbows mean to you?

wade: gay rights

kate: there's money

matt: the sign of god's promise to never destroy the whole earth with a flood

peter: it is an optical phenomenon that separates sunlight into its continuous spectrum when the sun shines on raindrops

[crybabycunt]

Kate: Why are we lying on the training grounds?

Yelena: You knocked yourself unconscious tripping over your own quiver. I laid next to you so everyone would just think we’re chilling.

[incorectquoteswlw]

Nat: Oh, Kate is coming, do you mind if I slyly mention that you're single?

Yelena: Do not do that

Nat: C'mon, you won't even notice

Yelena: Urgh, fine

Kate, entering: Hey guys!

Nat: Yelena's single

[chaxan08]

Yelena: Hey, Kate Bishop, can you help me with my zipper? Kate: Yeah, I’m on it! Yelena: Kate: Yelena: UP, Kate. Kate: Right, sorry. Force of habit.

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Kate: Y/N, you were pretty drunk last night. You came downstairs and said you were dressed to impress Natasha.

Y/N: What was I wearing?

Kate: Nothing.

Y/N: Makes sense.

[loislame84]

*origin of Kate becoming Yelena’s personal seat*

Yelena, looking around at all the empty seats: may I sit here?

Kate, looking around: here?

Yelena:…

Kate, pointing to herself: this is my lap.

Yelena:…

Kate:…

Yelena: that did not answer my question, Kate Bishop. May I sit there?

Kate, nodding: you may.

[gfmaximoff]

Natasha: Where's Yelena?

Y/N: Doing stuff.

Natasha: I don't like the sound of that. Where's Kate?

Y/N: Trying to stop Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: And Wanda?

Y/N: Trying to stop Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.

Natasha: I see. And what are you doing here, Y/N?

Y/N: I'm supposed to stop you from stopping Wanda from stopping Kate from stopping Yelena. from doing the stuff.