#kate kane

[chamiryokuroi]

Bi Tim funko pop 💕💕

[misakiisstupid]

*European laughter in the corner*

batkids reactions to TikTok ban

Alfred: Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to celebrate the life of somebody who has been like another member of our family. Somebody who lifted our spirits in times of need and provided advice in times of crisis. Our very own TikTok.

Steph, in a black veil: *weeping*

Tim: *hugs her*

Duke, wistfully: I can still hear its AI voice.

Barbara: Shh, it's okay.

Bruce: May I say a few words?

Alfred: Of course.

Bruce: I didn't know TikTok well, and that is a regret I will carry for the rest of my days. But the way my family interacted with it, it's like it became a Robin on its own. I may not have much to say, but I will always remember the one-of-a-kind way it told Reddit stories on top of Subway Surfers.

Jason, angry: It should've been me, damn it!

Bruce: On behalf of all Americans, I would like to send my condolences to the Europeans, whose feeds will be dry without us. I would also like to send our regards—and data—to China, who has been supporting us through this difficult time. In lieu of flowers, please sign up for RedNote.

Cass, nodding: Anything but Meta.

Dick: That's right. We'll figure it out together.

Kate: *bursts in*

Kate: We have a situation.

Dick: What's up?

Kate: TikTok's back.

Steph: *screams*

Tim: Don't mind her. It's always a shock to the widows. What happened, Kate?

Kate: Lazarus Pit? Flashpoint? Who knows. The point is, TikTok is back.

Dick: That's fantastic!

Kate: I wouldn't celebrate so fast. It's back, but it's different.

Bruce: What do you mean?

Kate: We have to proceed with caution. TikTok is in its Red Hood era and the League of Assassins just scooped it up.

Bruce: You heard her. To the Batcave!

[bibibusinessman]

[eggfriedricedwasian]

Styles the Batfam wears:

Alfred- He wears his butler suit everywhere. He refuses to wear anything other than his suits. The inky exceptions are on Christmas when he wear a festive sweater... over top his suit.

Bruce- Old money. Tuxes, turtlenecks with blazers, chains, watches, loafers, slacks. That sort of stuff.

Kate- Her entire closet consists of different tank tops and jeans. She has plenty of blazers, flanels. button ups, and jackets to go over top but that's it.

Selina- Bodycon and fitted. All of her clothes are fitted and dark colors. Nothing she wear will not not hug her curves. She also has plenty of jewelry and bets and other stuff to accessorize with.

Dick- 80s fashion and everyone hates it. No further comments. Also loafers. Sneakers if need be.

Jason- He wears sweaters and jeans in the winter and plain regular T-shirts and cargo shorts in the summer. He has his boots.

Cass- Plain colors styled blouse t-shirts. Like the ones with the slit in the back or the ones with cross loop sort of thing in the front. Leggings all the time unless it's winter then she wears slouch jeans. She always wears her Vans.

Steph- 70s fashion with the flared leggings and button ups or the TikTok New York influencer fashion with the mini high waist pleated leather skirts with dark tights underneath, knee high leather boots, leather jacket, and either a bandeau or cropped spaghetti strap with big bold jewelry, also a bandana on her head. Plus her long wavy hair.

Tim- Skater boy and occasional emo/scene. He only wears suits for work and nothing else. He deffo has piercings he hides to keep appearance, but piercings with skater/emo/scene none the less

Duke- Hip Hop. Streetwear. No more, no less. He has a gang, why wouldn't he wear that.(It might be stereotypical but idk I js feel he would wear that)

Damian- A mix between Jason and Bruce. Old money with the turtleneck sweaters and jeans or slacks, but he doesn't tuck his shirts in. The older he gets the more he switches to streetwear, probably techno streetwear I feel

[thingsasbarcodes]

Batman: Bad Blood (2016)

[brucestalia]

thank you to everyone that voted on this poll!!! <333

prompt 2 and prompt 6 are already out!! you can find them either on my ao3 or a little further down my blog! ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

the alfred and talia drabble will be added to my nolanverse rewrite! ;)

talia & the gotham city sirens will probably have their debut in my social media au ! :D

the songfic is in the works as of now, but i'm shelving the athanasia & helena drabble for a later date :,) !!!!

i have one too many wips and not enough time to finish them all at once :(

fic reqs are open, if you'd like to see something else, send me an ask or a dm :)

[arkangelo-7]

Love the idea of the Batfamily showing a serious, united front whenever they’re working with the Justice League (i.e., obeying Bruce’s orders without question or defaulting to Dick’s authority, following Bruce’s comm protocol, upholding expected field etiquette, coordinating with one another with terrifying efficiency, and generally just not fucking around), but then the minute they get back to the Cave they immediately start to throw hands over who gets to use the PS5.

[everwalldigan]

Bruce: *waking up in a hospital that he drove himself to after having a heart attack and telling absolutely nobody* hey…

The entirety of the batclan looking over him with Dick in the centre, an absolute terrifying grin on his face:

Dick: hello Bruce, nice evening isn’t it? Got something to share with us?

Edit: the fic is now out on ao3! https://archiveofourown.org/works/57780508

[heyyallitssatan]

I like to think that Batman’s suit is really heavy

Like, the thing obviously Kevlar weave, with lots of armour reinforced bits, not to mention all of the gear and gadgets and tools he has on his person, I mean, anything he’s ever thought he may need, anything he’s been mid fight thinking that a particular tool would be useful, he has it somewhere, probably a few of them

And all the kids too, they’re equally equipped even if they don’t necessarily look it

So I like to imagine that some of the heroes decided they should do a costume switch for fun

The bats agreed, and the best part wasn’t them being weirded out like they thought they’d be, unmasked and all that, no, they couldn’t care less, instead everyone else is freaking out about how heavy the bats costumes are

How the hell do they do impossible feats of acrobatics wearing shit like this

Even the supers think it’s excessive, and they have super strength

The bats all take the opportunity to try some of their moves without the weight, given that they work out wearing even more weight

Turns out they can flip and jump and move in even more insane ways than anyone thought possible and everyone is more terrified than they were a few minutes ago

Everyone decides the bats are better with their gadgets

[theendlessnessofbeingme]

At a justice league meeting discussing a major threat and if they should tell the public

Bruce: We don’t want to be causing an international crisis. I suggest we keep this information to only a select few individuals outside this room

At the Batcave

Bruce: News flash, we’re screwed

Jason: I knew it! I told you all that those lights weren’t just a league training gone wrong!

[noassamoas]

headcanon that alfred does not know what to get bruce for his birthday anymore, the man literally basically has everything. So, whenever he finds something that Bruce has lost, he hold onto it, and gifts it back. Everytime, Bruce is like “omg alfred, where did you find this?? Its been missing forever thank you ur the best”

nobody says anything whether they figure it out or not

[theaceofarrows]

Gotham citizen memes

[incorrectbatfam]

Bruce: Anyone know how we can resolve this conflict?

The batfam: *raise their hands*

Bruce: Without resorting to violence.

Dick, Jason, Tim, Damian, and Cassandra: *lower their hands*

Bruce: Or childish name calling.

Stephanie, Duke, Barbara, Kate, and Alfred: *lower their hands*

[bibibusinessman]

Idgaf what anyone else says, the batfam is liberal, pro-choice, feminist, and they all hate trump

[onnahu]

Batfam but make them youtubers - their most popular videos

Bruce: How To Get Your Own Child - sex not required

Alfred: Family Dinner Vlog (everyone's alive)

Kate: How to get a girlfriend in 8 steps - tutorial

Dick: I'm not like my dad, haters!

Babs: wtf Gotham - a compilation

Jason: how to sever 8 heads in 30 minutes (hypothetically)

Cass: go scare the shit out of people with me

Tim: how I became Batman's therapist

Steph: looking for my ex's spleen day 179

Damian: stealing the batmobile pt. 82

Duke: how i became a gang leader at 13

[amorkuku]

I have lots of questions about my fan au, i hope this helps a bit : ) !