#kayde you moron i dont care

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STRANGER THINGS 3 SPOILERS READ AT YOUR OWN RISK

So as I watched the newest season of Stranger things I jotted down the things I took note of and loved and just felt. In order as they happened

Here they are

MOM STEVE

“Hey dingus, your children are here” ITS CANON

“Oh really?” *continues flipping the light switch harder* *lights come back on* “let there be light”

Will’s PTSD😢

The cat bobble head in the car and Dustin’s mom looks longingly at it💕💕 RIP

Hopper getting parenting advice from Joyce

Robin giving Steve a strike out board with girls

“Maybe I’ll just kill Mike, I’m chief of police I can cover it up”

ELEVEN’S OUTFITS AND HAIR💕😍

Billy and Mrs. Wheeler🤮🤮

STEVE AND DUSTIN ASDFGHJKL I WILL DIE

“How many children are you friends with?”

MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL

MAX AND EL SHOPPING, MAX AND EL SHOPPING

Oh my days just let Will play D&D

“And I only have $3.50 so it’s hard” big mood

“I’m the chief of police”

Just. Let. Will. Play. D. &. D.

Will is the most precious I cannot

Hopper Hangover™

Hopper didn’t even get dried off before he started getting dressed and I’m upset

Dustin’s believes all evil Russians are tall, blonde, and don’t smile

Steve deserves the best (not Nancy) and I believe that Robin is the best

YOU IDIOTS JUST STOP BEING MEAN TO WILL HES TRYING TO HELP YOU

WILL DESERVES THE WORLD

Get it Robin, you go girl crack that code

As much as I hate Nancy these work men of hers realllllly suck

Joyce and Hopper’s friendship is amazing and it needs to stay a friendship that’s the tea

Will struggling with loosing the only friends and the closest friends he has is hard and hits my heart. I love that boy

These poor deputies never have a clue what is going on and they probably think that they are crazy

Are there any managers at the Scoop Ahoy? Or anyone else who actually works there??

Why does everyone always say that someone is schizophrenic when something crazy happens

What is Hopper wearing🤦🏻‍♀️

I love that Hopper picks up the Mayors name plate when he talks to him

HOPPER BLACK MAILS THE MAYOR

also the mayor did cocaine

AND THE MAYOR BLACK MAILS BACK

“Who ya callin? The police?” THE SASS JOYCE💕

Is Hopper seriously about to cut the mayors finger off?!

“I think Tom was on drugs”

“No color bones remember?”

“Oh yeah he’s got some disease .... cryo -cry- something he’s missing bones and stuff he can bend like gumbo”

“TOUCH MY BUTT I DONT CARE”

Lucas’s sister is so so so annoying

These kids are seriously too mature they are going through too much at this age ugh the need a childhood

Steve being completely relieved when Erica made it to the place safely ♥️ I’m soft

“If you die, I die” 🖤🖤AHHHHH

Nancy sees this lady’s heart rate going up so fast but does nothing???????????

Billy. Is. A. Psycho.

Therefore....^^...Dacre Kayd Montgomery-Harvey deserves an Oscar for this (or Emmy or whatever)

SHE THREW HIM THROUGH A BRICK WALL

“My groin, I fell on my groin, DUSTIN!”

Poor Hopper did not need this Russian man to beat the living daylights out of him (again) but alas

AND POOR JOYCE a machine gun?! Really?!

MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL, MAX AND EL

“Redirect your stream please“

“Seatbelts” *puts two kids in the trunk*

Dude I am loving Alexi

Alexi is just sippin his slushy😊🥤

JOYCE IS A QUEEN

STEVE DID THAT. HE WON HIS FIGHT! AGAINST A RUSSIAN SOLDIER NO LESS! Go big or go home

All these fight scenes are awesome

I just love how the Steve and Robin team are just pushing Russian guards out of their way as they are running

This receptionist lady is a mood!

This flesh monster reminds me of Hubert Cumberdale The Real Live Flesh Boy

DANG EL

Dustin and Erica’s nerd conversation

She spit in his face I REPEAT she SPIT in his FACE

“Brain damage isn’t real Mike made it up”

“Look to your right” *looks to his left* big mood

*faced with a large dangerous looking needle* “DID YOU EVEN CLEAN THAT THING?”

Robin and Steve calling scary Russians morons

Ohmydays Steve’s little I told you so shrug ugh I’m dead

I stan High!Steve and High!Robin

Okay so Murray just telling them to pull over and rip their clothes off to get it over with ...A+

Max skateboards so she is an expert in deep gauging wounds

Robin trying to explain the title of Back to the Future to High!Steve

I’m calling it now, Lucas’s fireworks plan is what saves the day

Okay the talking in the bathroom....Steve isn’t talking about Robin and I’m scared

Okay he was, phew

Dang it, I liked them together

ALEXI NO

I love watching with subtitles *men groan* *carnival music plays*

YOU KNEE THAT MAYOR IN THE BALLS

😂that guy in the background after Joyce punches the mayor “yeah, lady!”

HOPPER GOING DOWN THE SLIDE🤣

Suzie is going to be a Russian just wait

DEM BULLET PROOF VESTS AINT GONNA STOP A CAR

Murray can’t handle the fact that these kids are smarter than him

If Joyce feeping dies I’m going to lose it

“A solid B, which is laudable, given the situation and time constraints” is my new excuse for anything (especially school)

Scoops Troop😍😍

El is pushing herself too hard. Baby we know you CAN do it but that doesn’t mean you should

I love it, they are sending their only Russian speaker away, real smart

Joyce’s Hopper impression is spot on

I stan Detective Byers

YES STEVE ! YAS HIT THAT CAR FIGHT THAT BILLY

SuZiE

FIREWORKS 💥 CALLED IT

BILLY NO

El did NOT just lose her father

Joyce just can’t catch a break

Oh NOW the Calvary arrives

They showed a picture of Barb!

They aren’t bad singers

El doesn’t have powers anymore?

He just called himself her dad I’m going to cry