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potajoe1 · 8 months
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TUMBLR EXCLUSIVE auditory war crime. (music and artist credits in the tags) (i am so incredibly sorry for making this)
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misterah13 · 1 year
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All SpongeBob characters
SpongeBob SquarePants
Gary The Snail
Shelley The Scallop
Patrick Star
Squidward Tentacles
Sandy Cheeks
Mr Eugene H Krabs
Sheldon J Plankton
Karen Plankton
Mrs Penelope Puff
Pearl Krabs
Larry The Lobster
The Flying Dutchman
King Neptune
Queen Amphitrite
Triton
Princess Mindy
Jody
King Neptune’s Mother
Mermaid Man
Barnacle Boy
Pyrite Ponderer
Miss Appear
The Elastic Waistband
Captain Magma
The Quickster
Madame Kassandra
Madame Hagfish
Squilvia
Squidette
Squidina Star
Bunny Star
Cecil Star
Herb Star
Margie Star
Grand Pat
Uncle GrandPat
Inga Star
Ed Star
Sam Star
Silly Star
Confused Star
Hungry Star
Ice Cream King
Elephant Snail
Moose Snail
Squilliam Fancyson
Man Ray
Dirty Bubble
Harold SquarePants
Margaret SquarePants
Grandma SquarePants
Grandpa SquarePants
Todd SquarePants
Burger Beard
Prawn
Craig Mammalton
Rosy Cheeks
Macadamia
Pistachio
Hazelnut
Kenny The Cat
Doctor Marmalade
Professor Percy
Lord Reginald
Atomic Flounder
Jumbo Shrimp
Sinister Slug
The Octopus King
The Moth
Kelp Thing
Clam Head Candy Cad
Jeff Tentacles
Kevin C Cucumber
Gordon Plankton
Mama Plankton
Betsy Krabs
Redbeard Krabs
Krabs Senior
Mrs Tentacles
Jeff Tentacles
Plankton’s Ancestors, Cousins and Family
Grandma Plankton
Spot The Amoeba
Chip Plankton
Lighthouse Louie
Otto
King Poseidon
Sage
Tony The Sea Turtle
Sea Turtles
Anchor Man
Buford
Cletus
Luther
Wonder Whale
Robot Mantis
King Jellyfish
Queen Jellyfish
Jellyfish
Blue Crested Blaster Jellyfish
Speckled Squirter Jellyfish
Two Fisted Jumper Jellyfish
Gold Throated Singer Jellyfish
No Name/Friend The Blue Jellyfish
Ol Bessy The Jellyfish
Dopey Dick The White Jellyfish
Firejellies
Jellybee
Jelliens
Jellien Leader
Seahorses
Sea Urchin
Clamu
Jennifer The Sea Anemone
Comb Jelly
Stingray
Stan The Manta Ray
Gulper Eel
Wormy
Professor Percy
Dr Marmalade
Lord Reginald
Fuzzy Acorns
Mystery The Seahorse
Sea Whelks
Sea Snails
Penny Pinchers
Alaskan Bill Worm
The Sneaky Hermit
Hermit Crab
Yeti Crab
Federico The Waiter
Shrimp
Brine Shrimp/Sea Monkeys
Johnny Krill
Krill
Snellie
Sea Slug
Leech
Eel
Stanley S SquarePants
Captain Blue SquarePants
BlackJack SquarePants
Bubbles The Talking Dolphin
Janitor Bots
Ancient Warrior
Manatees/Sea Cows
Earless Seals
Bubble Buddy
Squidabeth
Clams
Karen Plankton 2.0
E.M.I.LP.
Fredrick
Abominable Snow Mollusk
Mermaid Teenager 1
Mermaid Teenager 2
Mermaid Teenager 3
Mermaid Teenager 4
Mermaid Teenager 5
Mermaid Teenager Incidentals
Mermaid 1 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 2 (The Cosmic Shake)
Mermaid 3 (The Cosmic Shake)
Sir Urchin
Snail Fail
Tooth Fairy (Character)
Narlene Narwhal
Nobbert Nobby Narwhal
Mr Eugene Krabs’s Three Nephews
Noseferatu
Captain Of The Sea Ship Atlantis
Lord Royal Highness
Atlantean Royal Guards
Nando
Worm Hogs
Sea Tiger
Sea Elephant
Sea Giraffe
Sea Bunnies
Sea Bears
Sea Rhinoceros
Sea Baboons
Sea Hippo
Sea Snakes
Sewer Snake
Sea Monsters
Sea Monster
Worms
JK
Atlantean Citizens
The Greek Chorus
French Narrator
Goofy Goober
Mr Sun
Patchy The Pirate
Potty The Parrot
Stephen Hillenburg
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capcavan · 8 months
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AFTG tfc ch1 Re Read by cavan
(i do not remember any details so its almost like im reading it first time lmao) tumblr does not give me read more cut off option so deal with this i guess sorry #CavanrereadAFTG if you need to block it chapter 1 "She'd beat him to the hell and back if she saw him sitting around and mopping like that" is quite violent way to phrase "she woudl be displeased to see him .." so was neil casually beaten by his mom or we only on page 4 of neil backed up trauma management and im already thinking about scene where this boy will finally brek open and admit how much he wants normal life and not having to hide his emotions and you know live a little without this whole batman personal covering his face already hit by brain made connection about how exy is what took rikos life away from him and how it's the thing that kept neil alive through the worst of his here i am making it about this little cunt already but what else were you expecting of me?
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learning new things about English language always nice! neil "its cool my mom died i can finally stay in one place for a bit" how had this boy not murdered this woman himself is beyond me fr ,, please go away" neil wymack already adopted you just haven't got the adoption papers yet I wonder if Janie Smalls is taller than Andrew Minyard "her best friend found her bleeding out" okay but - who is Janie's best friend is it one of foxes? what if it's seth ? Makes sense for it to be seth nvm friend explained to me that potential recruit means she was not at palmetto at the time " Typical of a fox " see riko would make amazing fox that's boy self destructive af in all of my head cannons
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broadening my vocab nice nice Notorious for their tiny size i know it's bc there only 9 of them but i will stay believing it is bc everyone is short math time, had not seen kevin in 8 years neil is 18-19 now so he was 10 ok will remember Neil: i need to be very sneaky about my past wymack: do you need a pen? neil: i can't play for you because you signed kevin day wymack: ....... ??????? I LOVE HOW ANDREW WAY TO SAY HI IS FUCKING CRUSHING NEILS LUNGS AGAINST HIS SPINE ????? forgot how radioactive they are bc of how cute they are welp things align riko broke kevins hand andrew beat up neils internal organs for no reason at all! i love when all my ships are fucked up
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assailant here is the word i keep using but spelling "assultant" lmao , man im learning so much ,, Andrew was blamed for kevins recent transfer" - kandrew is strong with this one ppl in universe just assumed kevin fell in love on first sight and they ARE RIGHT
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i cant tell if im here to study cannon or english but like i know what those words mean but i don't know their definitions does that make sense? OH THIS IS SO CUTE I WILL DRAW THIS FUCK YES LETS GO he slammed motherfucker with his own racket dfghsdjfhgg Hernandez is literary the only normal person over the course of those 3 books andrew *assults someone as hello* wymack: Andrew's a bit raw on manners / my dude with this reading speed it will take me half year to go through those books but im having actually a lot of fun here neil: i already said i can not sign with you wymack:OK BUT YOU STILL NEED TO EXPLAIN WHY KEVIN DAY IS THE ISSUE HERE did kevin heard it lmoa i wonder if kevin heard the ,, do you need a pen - YoU sIgNeD KeViN DaY no wonder kevin was bitch to neil he thought the lil bitch hated him on the start lmao Andrew was only here because Kevin day never went anywhere alone here you go with your raven programming <3 YEARS SINCE THEY'D WATCHED NEIL'S FATHER CUT A SCREAMING MAN INTO HUNDRED BLOODY PIECES Kevin / Dark hair and green eyes, black number 2 neil saw that number and wanted to retch He and his adopted brother Riko Moriyama wrote the numbers one and two on their faces with markers, tracing them over and over anytime they started to fade. ok so were they drawing their own numbers? it sound like kevin was drawing his number too also this is the only mention i think of riko being reffered to as kevin,s brother in the books anyway I have case to make assuming kevin and riko were doing those numbers form young age pre 10 ... it just makes sense the system they use would be Arabic not roman i just can't imagine small kids knowing roman numbers when they were neglected in nest i think this is best case i can make for it. friend provided proof that in book the four tattoo neil get's is introduced as "4" so ok arabic canon moving on Riko nad Kevin were inducted to national court 1 year pre aftg story starts They were champions and neil was a jumble of lies and dead-ends on one hand it's funny how desperate they all are to sign neil on other hand i deeply believe they just see the desperation in his eyes, we know that neil wants it and those contact lenses do not hide it , they know that he wants to say yes, they are just confused about what the fuck makes him say no (kevin's bitchiness) or at least i would make this be the case if neil didn't just got assaulted and if they didn't literary phrased it as ,, we are not living without you signing this" like .. kidnapping with extra steps much ???? playing like he has everything to lose is not excuse for you all to harass this poor man like that OK HOLD ON A SECOND "He'd remember the scrimmage interrupted by that man's murder"
what man what murder the man nathan butchered for them? did nathan murdered someone during game?
WHAT HAPPENED
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the moment kevin would start looking at him funny- he already is ngl im only on page 12 and i just hate neils mom i have no phrasing for it but the fact that every choice neil could make for his happiness is meet with ,, mom would be sooo mad" is really frustrating to read about... what is the point of even being alive for this boy fr???? i wonder if theres any specific place they would have been safe it? kind of would be fun to have au where neil and his mom go to japan and end up getting protection form yakuza F BOMB 1 F BOMB 2 COMBO fuck i love those characters so much okay like all of them It's about second chances, Neil. Second, third, fourth, whatever, as long as you get at least one more than what anyone else wanted to give you"
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David "idealistic idiot" Wymack wymacks sincerity is what lets foxes trust him , wymack is the first adult in their lives that understands Savge yank of her hands in his hair here we go fuck he has so much guilt over trying to live a little this is so un fair "I'm sorry"he gasped out between wet coughs. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry"
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bad0gs · 4 months
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⠀⠀⠀ ◜   ♱   :    ₕₑₗₚ    𝐌𝐄,    i've    got    𝖓𝖔    𝖘𝖔𝖚𝖑    to    sell.    my ǝloɥʍ    existence    𝙸𝚂    𝙵𝙻𝙰𝚆𝙴𝙳
sony   wm-d3   and   headphones   blasting   on   the   subway   to   work   /   weary   from   the   sleepless   night   before,   the   cacophony   of   new   york   screaming   echoes   outside   a   barren   apartment   you   now   call   home   —   yet   the   feeling   of   displacement   atrophies   at   the   nape,   the   scent   of   silk   cuts   and   davidoff   cool   water,   the   inexplicable   comfort   of   pretending   to   be   someone   else,   reputation   to   uphold   and   boy   aren’t   you   a   bloody   disappointment!
◜   ♱   :    𝗗𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜𝗘𝗥.
full name.   dante   theodore   valmont. meaning.   enduring   \   a   gift   from   god   \   hill   of   the   vale. nickname.   dan   or   danny   (   absolutely   despises.   )   any   sort   of   reference   to   the   divine   comedy   (   also   hates.   ) agent tenent. age.   thirty3. dob.   october   twenty   -   sixth,   making   him   a   scorpio. pob.   croydon,   london. pronouns.   he   /   him, cis male. residence.   previously   mayfair,   london   now   resides   in   manhattan   (   upper   east   ),   new   york.      education.  bachelor of law   at   oxford, later completed a phd in political science.    occupation.   previous agent for mi5, current undercover agent for the fbi,   being   a   sneaky cunt.    religion.   hardcore atheist, family was all that he had to believe in and there's barely of that left. actively denies that a 'higher being' exists. orientation. bisexual, biromantic. hardly gives a shit.
◜   ♱   :    𝗥𝗨𝗠𝗜𝗡𝗔𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡.
height.   six   foot,   two   inches. clothing.   relaxed   tailored   slacks   and   handcrafted   sweaters.   wool   coats   and   the   occasional   washed   levi's   501s   with   black   loafers. well crafted suits with his father's leather watch and signet ring. scent.   ​​​​​​​davidoff's   cool   ​​​​​​​water,   ​​​​​​​mixed   ​​​​​​​with   ​​​​​​​the   asectic   ​​​​​​​bite   ​​​​​​​of   lingering   ​​​​​​​silk   ​​​​​​​cuts.   ​​​​​​​ noticable   features.   dimples   ​​​​​​​around   ​​​​​​​the   ​​​​​​​smile   when   ​​​​​​​he's   ​​​​​​​about   ​​​​​​​to   ​​​​​​​lie   ​​​​​​​through   ​​​​​​​his   ​​​​​​​teeth,   ​​​​​​​small   circular   ​​​​​​​burn   ​​​​​​​marks   ​​​​​​​around   ​​​​​​​his   hands   from   younger,   navy   blue   eyes   inherited   from   his   father.    akin   to.   napoleon   usher   (   tfothof   ),   kendall   roy   &   nate   sofrelli   (   succession   ),   sebastian   (   cruel   intentions   ),   don   draper   (   madmen   ),   kevin   lomax   (   devil's   advoate   )
◜   ♱   :    𝗔𝗡𝗧𝗘𝗖𝗘𝗗𝗘𝗡𝗧.
you    only    live    twice,    or    so    you've    been    told.    a    young    blighter    in    middle    class    england,    another    product    of    a    single    mother    and    absent    father    fate.    hardly    destined    for    much    when    the    world    couldn't    give    less    than    a    supersilious    shit    about    you.    backed    into    a    corner    by    playground    bullies    far    taller,    you    get    mean    when    you    become    nervous.    come    home    from    school    with    sickly    purple    and    green    blossoming    around    the    eye,    a    prideful    grin    on    the    lips.    find    a    man    tailored    in    dark    green    waiting    in    the    kitchen,    bumming    a    burning    cigarette    with    your    mother    (    eyes    hardly    met,    why    aren't    they    met    ?    )    you're    told    to    pack    whatever's    necessary,    get    prepared    and    say    goodbye, dad's    here    to    take    you    home    with    an    opportunity    of    a    lifetime.   
the    first    of    four.    old    habits    don't    die    with    the    old    man,    they    fucking    repeat.    seen    as    revenues    before    bloodline,    his    hand    settles    above    your    bruised    eye    before    reshaping    you    entirely    and    it's    the    closest    thing    you'll    call    familial    affection.    leashed    with    a    ralph    lauren    tie    and    sent    off    to    the    best    school    bloodied    money    could    buy.    to    be    a    valmont    was    to    learn    how    to    kill;    not    with    a    fist    but    with    a    smile    ⎯    deceive    to    slip    the    knife    in    their    back    before    realisation    pours    out.     
history    told    before,    you    follow    in    your    father’s    footsteps.    step    past    silver    gates    of    mi5    and    begin    vigorous    training,    like    childhood    muscle    memory.    icarian    how    you    impress    mentors    and    surpass    peers,    (    THIS    IS    WHAT    YOU'RE    MEANT    FOR:    know    deep    down,    somewhere    under    cold,    reticent    gaze,    he    is    proud    of    you.    right    ?    )    pressure    throbs    at    the    fingertips,    the    golden    boy    wings    itch    at    your    back.    you've    learned    to    survive    on    this    hunger    for    so    long,    callously,    the    mind    reaches    for    something-    anything.    it's    a    fine    line    you    oscillate    on,    reveal    sharpened    canines    to    flashing    cameras    as    if    blood    and    coke    hadn't    soaked    in    earlier.    the    thrum    remains,    a    lingering    constant    that    gnaws    at    the    bloodline.    your    mother's    very    hues    staring    back    from    the    broken    mirror,    nothing    but    pity    that    falls    upon    the    burning    icarus.    that    is,    until    the    fiery    source    dies    out. 
for    a    deity    so    distant,    the    absence    is    felt.   four    raven    black    umbrellas    stand    and    watches    the    fall    of    a    king.    lowered    into    the    ground    six    feet    under,    the    final    curtain    call    of    vincent    valmont    and    all    it    took    was    a    heart    attack.    (    mundane,    ordinary,    bleak:    everything    he    rescued    his    children    from.    )    london    haunts    the    periphery    and    you    can’t    call    it    home    no    longer.    desk    packed    and    find    yourself    doing    an    impersonation    of    someone    well    strung    -    as    if    grief    isn’t    etched    into    sinew    and    marrow.    find    call    it    good    old    english    cynicism,    wrecked    by    the    relief    of    being    unknown.    how    instincts    lead    with    grey    lies    and    charming    white    smile    through    the    interview,    so    what    if    ego    inflated    a    few    stories    ?    and    christ,    despite    it all; your    father    was a    magniliant    figure,    and whatever    was    in    him,    by    god    you    hope    its    in    you.           
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A theme that I have noticed during most of this semester’s readings is certain knowledge of one’s desires. We know that life is full of wants and needs, but for many of the characters/authors that we have read about and discussed, the things they yearn for are quite evident to us as readers. Each text gives something unique, and I enjoyed reading many of these works.
In “Da Art of Storytellin’”, Kiese Laymon wants to honor the stank of his grandmother and place value on Black southern art, labor and excellence. Inspired by the musical talent of Outkast, he channeled his love of lyrics into becoming a writer, ensuring that he made some kind of meaningful impact on the world, just like his grandmother made on him.
In “Blacker than Thou”, Kevin Young wants to discover what it means to truly be Black in the United States. Can Blackness be measured? He makes it evident that as a concept, race is a fiction, but culturally, it is not. Using the scenario of Rachel Dolezal, he conveys that some white people want to consume and dominate Blackness without having any understanding of it.   
In “Bloodchild”, the Tlic want to use human Terrans as host species for their eggs in exchange for protecting the humans in this unknown world.  
In “Eula”, Caroletta wants Eula to be more self-aware and stop chasing a certain (fake) identity in order to please God. Caroletta has a different relationship with God, but she is confident in the fact that her choices do not automatically deem her hell-worthy.
In “Not-Daniel”, the man and woman want to fulfill bodily desires in a sneaky teenage-like manner. Though the woman knows the man is married, the excuse that they are both grieving the impending loss of their mothers is constantly present.
In “Instructions for Married Christian Husbands”, the female character wants the men she engages with sexually to know their place in the relationship. She desires nothing more out of them than to fulfill this specific aspect of her life.
In “Twenty-six Ways of Looking at a Blackman”, Raymond Patterson wants to convey that the “Blackman” is a concept/idea that forces you to think about what you see based on who you are. The title is more groupy and more humanizing. The separation of the poem into many vignettes emphasizes the fact that we all can have different interpretations of what a Blackman is and/or looks like. There is a different, changing type of Black man for each scenario/situation, making us think as readers.
In “A Small Needful Fact”, Ross Gay wants readers to know that death is not the end, and, in some cases, it casts hope for a brighter future. Eric Garner, who was wrongfully killed at the hands of the police, planted metaphorical seeds for new beginnings during his time working for the Horticultural Department. During his arrest, Eric Garner was seen as threat. In the poem, Gay humanizes him and portrays him as nurturing, tender, and nonviolent – someone that made it easier for us to breathe.
In “Boys Go to Jupiter”, Claire wants the people at her college to know that upon posing in the Confederate bikini, she was not actively withholding ideals of the Confederacy. She found that the controversy she was placed in was blown out of proportion because her intentions were never racially malicious.
In “Sonny’s Blues”, Sonny wants to play music because it makes him feel alive. He doesn’t want to be judged for his past mistakes because he was simply looking for an escape. He wants to be understood by his brother because he knows that he has likely disappointed him in countless ways. At the beginning of the story, Sonny’s brother wants Sonny to actually have something going for himself and not to fall victim to the environment that he grew up in. He wants Sonny to get an education and make their parents proud. By the end of the Story, Sonny’s brother ultimately wants Sonny to be okay and to continue pursuing the thing that makes him the most happy. He wants to be there in ways that he wasn’t before.
In “Sonny in the Dark”, Steven C. Tracy wants readers to know that in order to fully understand Sonny’s Blues, you must already have an understanding of African American jazz, blues, pop, and gospel music as well as the history behind it.
In “Cat Person”, Margot and Robert are initially not in search of a relationship. As they start flirting with each other, however, they begin to desire each other. It becomes evident, however, that they actually do not want each other because their age gap contributes to their completely differing mindsets. Their conversations over text convey the challenges of modern (online) dating and the idea that you can’t truly know a person over the phone.  
In “The Myth of the Latin Woman”, Judith Ortiz Cofer wants to be confident in her Latin heritage while living in the United States without being automatically classified/stereotyped because of it. She recognizes that even when she is studying in England, she is viewed according to certain standards that typically aren’t positive. She wants to be accepted without having to assimilate.
In “Citizen”, Claudia Rankine wants readers to know that racist commentary and behavior is undeniably acceptable in 21st century American society. The country has not made significant improvements from the distasteful structures of the past. Through the example of an unknown character, she reveals that many white people feel oddly comfortable spewing microaggressions (both direct and indirect) and expressing bigoted feelings to people of color, and we are just supposed to pretend that it doesn’t bother us.
In “Speak, Okinawa”, Elizabeth Miki Brina initially wants to shut out her mother’s Okinawan heritage because she believes it will segregate her and make her feel too different from her peers. As she ages and matures, she gets to see a different side of her mother – the side that is most comfortable in her home environment. She comes to understand how hard it must’ve been for her mother to leave behind all that she once knew to join her white husband in marriage. By the end of the text, she accepts that both parts of her race deserve to be acknowledged and cherished. She just wants to be authentically herself.
Reagan Lloyd
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B99 Obsession Chart Season 1 :) PART TWO
SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON ONE OF BROOKLYN 99
so, i'm rewatching B99, and a lot of it makes me want more stories, more details, more more more. so, here are my notes, and what they make me think of.
for efficiency's sake, this will also be where i "store" my B99 s1 prompts. might be some spoilers for later seasons if the inspiration came from watching this one. just look for links in there to see the prompts. also, some prompts might fit with multiple episodes/notes but they'll only be linked in one place, which will be whichever fitting one i've in front of me as i add the links, not necessarily the most fitting one of all of them. did that make sense?
1:13
Holt is shit at social stuff
Jake needs finance lessons very badly
“channel that passion into the dance” >> jake hanging out at gina (and diaz’) s dance lessons
>> charles’ ex wife’s new boyfriend’s hot tub party 27
>> amy learns stick
>> peraltiago meet cute on the manhattan bridge 28
1:14
Jake’s shit at sharing
>> gina takes secret fight lessons, 99 teaches gina self defense and shit 29
1:15
Jake doesnt have a dentist
Holt & terry play IRL sims
Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : be supportive to your partner (jake whos surprised)
1:16
Squad meets kevin
Jake went to dentist >> dragging 30
Finest vinyard in arkansas >> team trip 31
Amy has a mental breakdown
Jake watches jeopardy
DVR : bones, sherlock, how it’s made >> wtff??? 32
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Terry’s sneaky dad lessons : witness is witness even if he looks dumb (amy & rosa)
Holt’s possessive
Jake lets the perfect girl go to help charles
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The dad episode
>> holt & jake play catch
Gina buys jake’s place 34
Gina & jake both no dads, grow up w/ nana
Jake watched movie abt cop protect potus 12x 33
Boyle knows where to get loose hairs??
Jake never seen little mermaid 35
Amy knows music letters thingy
I would totes buy the toilet in the living room flat
Gross cream hair makes me pukey
Gina got flat @20
Jake dug thru amy’s bin during his own crisis because he’s a nosy little shit
Jake saying 33 gives me starkid aladdin flashbacks oh no
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holt plays along to robot jokes, my boy grew up so fast look at him relaaaax
amy & teddy / rosa vs charles ep
cwazy cupcakes >> addicted holt thing, related stabby episode? 36
Jake’s into star wars?
“dressed like an airline pilot” >> holt colleague with douchebag peralta 37
Jake’s a good shot
Holt lactose intolerant
Scully calls jake jakey 38
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Stupid diet for stupid people episode
Jake & boyle wedding prep ep
Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : teach dont freak out (rosa)
Jake’s a “chocolate guy”
>> amy apologises to hitchcock for wishing him to have aneurisms after aneurisms after ya get me 39
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Holt’s hulahoop accident >> jake stalks to prove 40
Amy goes to the dentist
Jake is obsessed by his job
Martin looks wayyy younger than kevin >> + jake is a jealousy prone only child + kid fic 41
>> Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : how to make speeches (jake)
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How’d you go from let’s get married and move to another country to let’s break up ???
Terry has plastic spoons we need an intervention
Holt says all his breakups were nice but there’s wooden duck guy
Scully has at least two kids
Jake stalks eddy fong cause he’s a lunatic
Jake says “i’m blind” which sends me to the mentalist episode
Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : good posture (go on guess...ya it’s jake again)
Just how often does jake say thrift store??
I really want all of jakes fake names to be names of people he arrested cause hes a work obsessed freak 42
Amy cant dance for shit
Jake CAN dance???
If holt told you to jump off a bridge – jake fucking would
Rosa’s face when she says ‘ive never dated anyone good’ REEKS of ‘i let the perfect girl get away because i didnt get out of my closet to ask her out” 43
Gina and boyle shag
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thicc-astronaut · 1 year
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Top 100 professional workers of the world MOST SATISFYING videos in the 1810′s be like
Check out how this factory worker has perfectly mastered how to use this spinning jenny!
*video of twelve-year-old boy smoothly throwing eight rovings of cotton wool onto the jenny, then pulling the fibers through the wooden crossbar before clamping them and spinning the wheel by hand and incredible speed*
Some people might be afraid to hit their thumb with a hammer - but these men are wildly going at it with pickaxes!
*three men in overalls are working in a coal mine. They are coated head-to-toe in coal dust. One of them falls into a coughing fit*
This dedicated worker won’t let a little pain stop her from doing her job!
*A ten-year-old girl is in front of a power loom, which is working very fast. The shuttle is nearly empty, so she grabs a new shuttle full of wool and tries to replace it while the machine is running. The machine sends a needle straight through her hand.*
These Irishmen may be stupid, but lucky for them, the mechanical reaper was invented by a Virginian!
*Two men are at work in a wheat field, one man is riding on a horse, pulling a mechanical reaper, and the other man is walking alongside the reaper, carrying a pitchfork. The reaper cuts through the wheat in a way that may be considered satisfying*
See the way these ship workers lift that heavy load - this kind of teamwork deserves respect!
*a large box is on the dock next to a cargo ship, and a man on the dock ties the box to an overhead pulley system. Ten men on the ship deck grab onto the other end of the rope and pull. The video speeds up as they pull the box up onto the ship.*
Check out the way these workers dig out a coal mine - this is so satisfying!
*Kevin Macleod’s Sneaky Snitch plays over a time-lapse of workers digging away at a stone wall with pickaxes. They create a sizeable cavity.*
Well, that’s all for today. Make sure to like the video, leave a comment, and subscribe for more awesome videos just like this one!
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stranger things in the 80s fan-cast
i've seen soooooo many of these, and i need to get mine out there because i feel so unnecessarily headstrong about this,,, it's gonna be a lot of the teens and the adults because frankly i don't watch very many 80s kids movies so i don't think i could do the casting of that justice - let me know who y'all would cast or who i missed haha
steve: andrew mccarthy - i mean, i'll always be a blane/kevin girlie but, blane truly walked so steve could run
eddie: robert downey jr - ;)
jonathan: jon cryer
argyle: keanu reeves
billy: rob lowe - i mean come on, billy hicks is the blueprint (except, you know, not terrible like billy) i have also seen kiefer sutherland, which i adore as a lost boys 1987 lover
nancy: jennifer grey - i think a lot of her s4 style inspiration comes from jennifer, especially the battle outfit and perm like in red dawn where a lot of the other cast's outfits for vol 2 are inspired by (robin, steve, and dustin)
robin: ally sheedy - <3
barb: mare winningham - adore her in st elmo's fire, she's so sweet and perfect as barb - i miss barb :(
jason: emilio estevez
chrissy: mia sara - or alexandra paul if we're feeling sneaky and using that christine 1983 reference (christine the car + arnie cunningham = christine cunningham = chrissy cunningham)
tommy h: james spader - back at it with the pretty in pink energy
carol: demi moore
heather: jami gertz - again, lost boys, it's perfect
vickie - molly ringwald - i mean, come on obviously, especially andie in pretty in pink
joyce: annie potts - can you tell i love pretty in pink yet?
hopper: harrison ford
murray: richard dreyfuss - stranger things loves its jaws references and so do i
mr clarke: harry dean stanton
dr brenner: kirk douglas
as a bonus, i think dustin has to be sean astin, that's so perfect to me
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (IDW) #21: City Fall: Prologue
Read Date: January 22, 2023 Cover Date: April 2013 ● Writer: Kevin Eastman ◦ Tom Waltz ● Art: Kevin Eastman ● Colorist: Ronda Pattison ● Letterer: Shawn Lee ● Editor: Bobby Curnow ●
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**HERE BE SPOILERS: Skip ahead to the fan art/podcast to avoid spoilers
Reactions As I Read: ● (pg 1) the boys ready to head back home for the night; talking about how tense the city has felt lately ● (pg 2-3 splash) uh, hello? who's this then ● (pg 5) this mutant uses a Filipino art called Kali. kind of hands the turtles' asses to them, then insults Splinter's (not by name) having poorly taught them ● (pg 6) oh wait, he does know about Splinter… ● (pg 7) Donnie is mad that his staff is broken ● (meh the pages aren't numbered and I'm having trouble keeping track, so I'm gonna shelve relaying the page numbers) ● they follow him down into the sewers and say he moves like the Savate Ninjas (he does seem to be French, too) ● he seems to mostly be playing with them?
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● the attacker switches to Wing Chun ● his parting words: "It seems I was mistaken, hm? You four do possess great skill. You have mastered the art of failing. I am neither Foot nor Savate. I lurk in the shadows, the unknown foe. You do not know me yet… but you will. And so, I have defeated the students. Now it is my right to face the sensei in his dojo. Farewell." ● they meet him a short time later at the church. this time, he breaks Leo's katana ● (I'm trying to figure out what sort of animal he is… maybe a rabbit? going by the legs?) ● O_O ● Splinter, you sneaky bastard. I love you. ● meanwhile in Japan, Shredder and Karai are looking for something with a Dr. Miller. Foot Ninjas are digging up the floor in some old building ● they dig up a body in pristine condition--someone called Kitsune ● 👏👏👏
Synopsis: The Turtles are finishing up a patrol one night when a masked man appears out of nowhere and begins to fight them. The masked man taunts them relentlessly, showing them up with ease and using many different styles of martial arts. The masked man even knows about their hideout and their master, Splinter. The masked man leads them on a chase throughout the city, all the way back to the abandoned church. The masked man says that the Turtles are no match for him and he will now face their master. The Turtles say they would die before letting him pass. The masked man says this honors him, and takes off his mask, revealing himself to be Master Splinter in disguise. Splinter explains that he needed to do something drastic in order to show the Turtles how important training was with the increased warring between criminal factions.
The scene switches to Japan, where Dr. Miller has led the Shredder and the Foot to a derelict temple. Shredder orders some Foot ninja to start digging. They unearth a casket and open it, finding a still-living woman sleeping inside. Thus, the Shredder is reunited with Kitsune.
(https://turtlepedia.fandom.com/wiki/City_Fall:_Prologue)
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Fan Art: Tmnt by StalePretzels
Accompanying Podcast: ● Shellheads - episode 46
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liopleurodean · 9 months
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Season 8, Episode 5: Blood Brother
Rip this guy
Benny!
Yikes
Right...
Nice
Huh. A town called Enid
Oh, this is about Kevin!
AP classes are crap
I mean, yeah...
Pfft
Interesting
Just a minute, yeah
Uh oh
Benny. No
And the prophet went poof
Dean's got a point
Ooh, chocolate!
Dean's being smart
I mean. It is kind of weird for Dean. But not THAT weird
Yikes
The whistling is just whack
Is that In the Hall of the Mountain King?
Elmer Fudd.
Right
What was that?
Kevin. What did you do?
Doggo!
Uh oh
Poor doggo
Right
Same brand, looks like
The little tap on Baby's trunk 😂
Definitely Benny's
How did he get down there?
He doesn't look so good
Clean up good?
Right
Is it?
Yeah
Doesn't help
Great question
Cas.
You just don't get it, Cas
But Cas might not get through
Right
Of course!
Why not?
Can he even be turned back?
What's that?
A regular mechanic
Right
Huh
That's whack
Interesting move
I guess if it works
Vampirates!
I love Dean
It absolutely is
Pocket the money of course
Dean wouldn't know
Just keep your eyes on the road
Ooh
Prime target
Wow
Hey, good for him
Aw
Explains the accent
I mean, the whole mind-meld thing exists
Oh, Benny...
Pirate time!
Just a little
Oh, Dean
Very eloquent
Dean knows how that is
Sneaky
Benny.
Is that Andrea?
Uh oh
It was a trap
Yeah, well
Turn your phone off, dang it!
I love that voicemail message
That was the plan
Yikes
It's like an airport
Oh boy
Sam, stop yelling!
Ouch!
Double ouch!
Oh, Benny
Poor girl
Benny, look what happened when you tried to leave
With a whole lot of help
This isn't gonna end well
Dean 😂
He's in a vamp nest, dude, come on!
Oh, that's just weird
Mm, not exactly
He doesn't know?
This show is all about Wayward Sons
Dean's really good with vampires
Fair enough
Oh, Dean
Well crap
Nice choice
Angry lady
This is awkward
Wow
Yeah, fair
Sam. Do not do the "soul search" thing
I can't focus with the dogs out
Radio silence doesn't mean bad news, Sam
Right
Nah
Smooth
Rest in pieces
Yeah. Despair
I don't know what vibes he gives off but they're absolutely rancid
Uh oh
Have fun in purgatory!
Oh boy
Where's Dean
Oh no
No.
Not really
Oh, Benny...
At least Benny didn't have to do it
He thought you had a chance
How is Dean faster than both of the supernatural beings?
Blech. Leviathans.
Y'all better run
Sam's got a whole load of questions
Sam knows something is off
Don't you do it, Sam
Yeah, no kidding
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This one second scene is so funny to me
Like, so much is happening with these characters and it’s just up for interpretation since they were never the focus LOL
Which I will now do cuz I love interpreting things and character dynamics 👀😂
(I’m sure plenty of others have already dissected and talked about this but I just started watching this show so I’m years behind 😩 Pls bear with me as I beat this dead horse to the ground lol and make some lighthearted jokes not to be taken seriously)
- Terrance and Fosse: have no idea what to do without Bill there to bounce off of and call things gay with 😩 (are they not gay without him? 🤔 lol jk)
- DogPoo: doing his best™ with the dance he probably just learned how to do copying something he saw on TV; he’s concentrating so hard compared to Pip and blue mittens guy who are vibing lol
- Annie and Clyde: the way she looked away as soon as he smiled to try to talk to her 😩 he is trying to make the best of this and she is REGRETTING being here with him ahakfljal
- Bebe: She don’t need no man!! One greeting to Mark was all she had in her before it was her time to work it! Look at her tearing up the dance floor with her moves!! “How’d you learn to dance like the rest of the world isn’t there?”
- Wendy and Tweek: from her best friend doing the EXACT same moves 😂 But they came separately cuz Wendy and Tweek are also besties who came to the dance together!! They definitely came as friends though cuz even though Tweek is watching her to follow her lead, Wendy is keeping things platonic by not making awkward eye contact! They’re besties vibing together who aren’t making things weird by starting off without eye contact that could be interpreted as an attempt at being romantic! Unlike
- Red and Tolkien: these two. Look at them. Look how awkward this is. Directly staring at each other. Her movements being less bouncy than his. They’re not in sync. I don’t know if they’re having fun. She’s concentrating on him while he tries to not look behind her at
- Kevin: this poor boy. The big sigh says it all. He’s definitely not having fun. Probably because Red is making direct eye contact and dancing with Tolkien. He’s like, DIRECTLY behind her so I wonder if they had just confronted each other and now she’s trying to ignore him? They ARE often together...
If I were to speculate and make up guess what happened, I would think Red had initially wanted to come to the dance with Kevin himself. But he’s a geek, dances aren’t his thing, especially if they aren’t sci-fi themed. No way would he have wanted to come. Which would be his big whoopsie™ cuz that left Red open to be invited to the dance by Tolkien. And she’s not gonna turn down a chance at having a good time at the dance just cuz her friend didn’t want to go with her! A bit disappointing but she can easily try to make the best of the situation. But of course, hearing that Red was going with Tolkien, now Kevin HAS to come to the dance too. Y’know, cuz he loves dances so much. Not to spy on them of course, but they still manage to run into each other at the dance anyways. (Read: she spotted him though he was trying to be sneaky.) This is another big whoopsie™ cuz guess he didn’t tell Red he was coming and she’s now upset that he’d rather slink around the dance alone than come with her. And Kevin… has no good reason as to why he came. Not any that made sense to him at least. He doesn’t really understand why he came and can’t explain it to Red either. So he lets her dance with Tolkien and he’s just… there. Kinda stuck to his spot. She’s also upset and wants to move on with the night and Tolkien, the poor guy, he doesn’t understand the situation but it’s awkward. The eye contact with Red is awkward. The avoided eye contact with Kevin behind her is awkward. His bro Clyde trying to talk to Annie is awkward. Everything about this dance is awkward. But he’s gonna still try to vibe, man. 
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jasonblaze72 · 1 year
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Walker Season 3 Episode 8: Release Date & How To Watch
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The Walker season 3 episode 8 release date is here, and the followers of this Action crime drama want to know about it. Here is a little about Walker's plot before diving into the walker episode 8's release date and walker's streaming guide. The show explores several genres: western, action, crime, and drama. After spending two years in hiding, Cordell Walker, a widower. He is also a responsible dad of two who has his moral code and returns home to Austin only to find that there is more to be done at home. While trying to reestablish contact with his kids, deal with disagreements with his religious family, and forge unexpected bonds with his new relationship (with one of the first female Texas Rangers in history), he also grows skeptical of the circumstances behind his wife's passing. As the popular CW series enters its third season, the Walker family is still experiencing tension due to kidnappings, unexpected life decisions, and extremely visible mistakes. When Cordell Walker and his brother Liam take the opportunity to address their shared tragedy, they learn that the sneaky threat that almost cost them both their lives hasn't been eliminated. Also read: The Kardashians Season 2 Episode 9: Release Date, Preview & Where To Watch What Happened In Walker Season 3's Recent Episode Due to Walker's altercation with his daughter, Stella makes some important decisions, including considering declining a last-minute opportunity to enroll in college. Walker can still not speak with his brother about their recent experiences after Stella and August were detained for hosting an underage party at Side Step. https://youtu.be/owdpnllmqoE After arguing with Stella and Abby about how they each handled the situation, Walker decides to make the time to talk with Liam. The two boys set out to have a past-due conversation. Abby gets Stella out of jail and is enraged that Walker abandoned his daughter. Walker suspects Stella of telling him lies about the family car. Trey Barnett meets up with Kevin, an old friend who is now the head of staff for the mayor. After the mayor hears a serious death threat, Trey and Cassie Perez secretly attend a formal mayoral function. Cassie is consigned to the sidelines, while Trey is assigned to follow the mayor's assistant, Laila, all through the event. Then, Kevin is rendered unconscious by a lethal nerve toxin meant for the mayor. Evidence connects it to the terrorist organization that kidnapped Walker and Liam. By going to the location where they were both kidnapped and tortured by the anarchists, Walker and Liam directly confront their shared experience, with Liam tormented. Liam is overwhelmed by unpleasant memories and dismayed that his recent treatment with wild horses seems to have done him no good. Even months after discovering this was a hoax, Liam is still tormented by his assumption that his brother is dead. He relates how their captors made him believe they had killed Walker and compelled him to bury the body. Walker looks into an old refinery where they believe the anarchists are storing the nerve toxin after learning about Kevin's predicament from Cassie and Trey. Before Liam kills the anarchist working on the nerve agent to protect his brother, Walker confronts the man and is almost killed. He also knows that the terrorist is the one who deceived him while he was being held captive. In addition to their shared experience, the two brothers agree on how they have individually handled their adult lives. Stella and Abby are worried about August's ambivalence about hosting the party and that he blames their father for his behavior rather than accepting accountability. Walker leaves for home intending to make up to Stella for how he mistreated her at the party, only to find that she has left. With Colton as her boyfriend and the rest of the group gone, Stella is now preparing for her future. Walker Season 3 Episode 8 Release Date Walker season 3 episode 8 release date is Thursday, January 5, 2023. Walker season 3, episode 8, will air on The CW at 8 pm in the US. International fans can stream The Walker S3 episode 8 at 1 am GMT (January 6), 10 am KST (January 6), 5 pm PT, and 12 pm AEDT (January 6). Walker Season 3 Episode 8: How To Watch Walker season 3, episode eight, will be available for streaming with Directv, FUBO tv, CW seed, CW, and HBO Max. Followers from nations other than the US have to cross-check their region's times with the one mentioned there to watch walker's season 3 episode e8 when it comes out in their region. Also read: Young Rock Season 3 Episode 1: Release Date, Preview & Where to Watch Read the full article
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imissgrantland · 2 years
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NBA Draftapalooza Part 3: OKC Gets Frisky + the Sneaky Knicks With Ryen Russillo, Kevin O’Connor, and Steve Ceruti
NBA Draftapalooza Part 3: OKC Gets Frisky + the Sneaky Knicks With Ryen Russillo, Kevin O’Connor, and Steve Ceruti
The Ringer’s Bill Simmons is joined by Ryen Russillo, Kevin O’Connor, and Steve Ceruti for their live reactions to picks 8-14 of the 2022 NBA draft, including Bill’s boy Jeremy Sochan going to the Spurs, OKC dropping a lot of draft capital, and what the hell the Knicks are trying… Source: NBA Draftapalooza Part 3: OKC Gets Frisky + the Sneaky Knicks With Ryen Russillo, Kevin O’Connor, and Steve…
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motownfiction · 2 years
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henry the viii, i am
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Will and Sam end up in a group with Kevin Sheehan and two other guys. They’re not entirely sure who those other guys are, though, because Kevin won’t stop talking. He sits across from Will and Sam and opens his arms to display them like they’re the board, and he’s Vanna White.
“Will and Sam!” he says. “Sam and Will! You know, we don’t get enough time to hang out together. We don’t get enough.”
And poor Will and Sam just look at each other, trying their best to communicate without words. It’s pretty easy for them – two guys who have been best friends since pretty much the day they were born. They’ve never said anything to each other about it (because Will is too afraid, and Sam is too personal), but when they’re on their own, they know: They love each other just as much as Lucy and Sadie – if not more, somehow. They’re just as close as Lucy and Sadie – if not more, somehow. They’ve never talked about it, and yet, they know it’s true. If it wasn’t, they wouldn’t be looking at each other in this moment with the exact same thought running through both of their heads: Why would we make time to hang out with Kevin Sheehan when we barely have enough time to hang out with each other?
“Yeah,” Will eventually says, struggling through one of the easiest words in his entire vocabulary. “You know … things are real tough now that I’ve got a baby.”
“Even tougher for me,” Sam says. “I’m the godfather of his baby.”
Will chuckles, which quickly turns into a real laugh. He slugs Sam in the arm, and Sam slugs him right back. All the while, Kevin just stares at them, absolutely in awe.
“You guys are so funny,” Kevin says. “Just … like … the way you can make something funny without even saying something. That’s like a talent. A real fucking talent.”
Sam looks at Kevin and tries to get a read on him. He can’t tell if he’s jealous or impressed, but it feels a little like both. He exhales slowly and leans over to see the worksheet in Will’s hands.
“What’re we supposed to be asking each other?” Sam wonders.
Will gives him a look.
“Do you really want to do the assignment?” he asks.
“No, but …”
He leans in and mutters through gritted teeth.
“I don’t know what else to do.”
Will steals a sneaky glance at Kevin from across the room. He’s twiddling his thumbs and staring at them like there’s going to be a quiz. He looks back at Sam and nods once.
“Me neither,” Will says. “But I hate these fucking questions, man. I’m supposed to ask where we all see ourselves in five years, and that’s not a question I can answer on my own.”
“So come up with your own shit,” Sam says. “Ask what everybody’s favorite food is.”
“No way!”
“Why not?”
“Because I don’t need to hear Kevin extoll the virtues of Little Caesars pizza. He’s done it before. Remember Gina Lumetta’s birthday lunch in the fifth grade?”
Sam sighs. He snatches the paper out of Will’s hands, and when Will starts to object, Sam just holds up one finger.
“You’ll thank me later,” he says and then turns to the group.
“Next question!” Sam announces in the biggest voice he can muster. “What’s the first song that pops into your head?”
“Does it really say that?” Kevin asks.
“It’s what I’m asking,” Sam says. “I’ll go first. ‘Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy.’ Queen. It’s overshadowed by ‘Somebody to Love,’ which is on the same album. Both great songs, though. Both great songs.”
Kevin slowly claps his hands together, and Sam makes a face like he’s chewing on a lemon rind.
“I have no idea what you’re talking about, but it sounds awesome,” Kevin says. “How do you do that? Memorize a bunch of shit about songs?”
Sam shrugs.
“Just lucky, I guess,” he says, “and I never memorized the Pythogorean theorem. Or the quadratic formula. Pretty much anything I could’ve used for math, I used for rock instead.”
“A little bit of country,” Will says under his breath, and Sam points a stern finger at him.
“You watch your mouth!” he says, and they both end up laughing. For a second, they don’t even care that Kevin Sheehan is still staring at them.
“Well, the first song that pops into my head is ‘Little Red Corvette,’” Will says. “That’s, uh, that’s the song I put on with Lucy last night.”
Sam turns bright pink at the thought of his friends together, but Kevin Sheehan starts to slowly clap all over again. At that moment, Will wonders what it would be like to die (and whether it would be so bad).
“Man!” Kevin says. “Oh, man. Prince would be proud. Gotta tell ya.”
“Yeah,” Will says, awkwardly shifting his weight in the chair. “That was the idea.”
Kevin can’t wipe the grin off his face as he kicks back and almost falls over. Sam disguises his laugh as a cough in his hand, and Will nudges him in the ribs, almost begging him to behave. It doesn’t work, though, because Will ends up laughing, too.
“Oops,” Kevin says, planting both feet firmly on the ground. “Well, I was gonna say the first song that popped into my head was ‘Holiday.’ You know … by Madonna?”
Will and Sam stare at him blankly. They know exactly what he’s talking about. They just really want to see what he does next.
“You know,” he tries again – in song. “Holiday? Celebrate?”
Neither Will nor Sam responds. Kevin laughs, a little (a lot) dejected. He sighs before he gives the second half of his answer.
“Anyway,” he says. “That’s what I was going to say. But then I looked at the two of you guys sitting next to each other, and I thought … Sam and Will. Will and Sam. And then … boom! The right song just popped right into my head again.”
“Dire Straits?” Sam suggests. “‘Romeo and Juliet?”
“The Human League,” Will says. “‘Don’t You Want Me?’”
Without even looking at Will, Sam holds up his hand for a high five. Will immediately accepts … all without looking at Sam for even a second. Kevin just looks at them, frustrated as he’s ever been.
“No!” he says. “That old song … you know? ‘I’m Henry the VIII, I am?’”
Sam looks like he might vomit.
“Herman’s Hermits?” he asks. “You looked at me and Will, and it made you think about Herman’s motherfucking Hermits?”
“Not because of Herman’s Hermits!” Kevin insists. “Because … well, you know the song! The guy says, ‘She wouldn’t have a Willy or a Sam!’ And that’s you! That’s both of you! And it just made me think about that.”
He laughs to himself – much too hard, much too desperate, almost like he’s trying to give some of the laughter away in some cheery charity drive. Will and Sam look at each other like they’re the ones who are really running the charity.
It’s Sam who makes eye contact with Kevin first. He smiles at him, and before he even realizes, none of what he feels is fake.
“Kevin, man, I gotta tell you,” Sam says. “There are worse things in life than having your name in a novelty song by Herman’s motherfucking Hermits.”
And Kevin grins with all of his teeth.
“Try being the only one who laughs at your own jokes,” he says.
That time, the joke really does make Sam laugh. Will joins in, too, but he doesn’t need to. Not as badly, anyway. Will doesn’t know what it’s like. Even though he has to check with Lucy to see where they want to be in five years, at least he has somebody he can talk to. At least he’s got something that looks a little like a plan. When people like Sam Doyle and Kevin Sheehan think about turning twenty-three, they think about how they’re going to stay alive. They think about how this stupid retreat is maybe one of their last chances to feel like they’re really living.
So they laugh. Even when the joke is bad. Even when there’s not much there.
It’s better than whatever’s going on outside.
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B99 Obsession Chart Season 1 :) PART ONE
SPOILERS FOR ALL OF SEASON ONE OF BROOKLYN 99
so, i'm rewatching B99, and a lot of it makes me want more stories, more details, more more more. so, here are my notes, and what they make me think of.
for efficiency's sake, this will also be where i "store" my B99 s1 prompts. might be some spoilers for later seasons if the inspiration came from watching this one. just look for links in there to see the prompts. also, some prompts are grouped as an "arc" and i don't know what the hell i'm supposed to do with those so they're a bit randomly placed.
1:1
bear nanny cam has same backstory as pimento (long undercover, forgotten who i am)
diaz's type : anyone but boyle > diaz dated a shit boyle 1
diaz "old people gunk" > diaz working at old ppl home 2
holt sneaking up on jake count : ii
holt's sneaky dad lessons : team uniform (jake)
>> all the lessons prompts 8
1981 disco strangler
jake's lessons to dad : robot noises
1:2
holt's sneaky dad lessons : clean your room ; job > career ; don't be late (jake jake and jake again)
holt 12 years to get command
holt & jake vs authority count : i
1:3
holt's sneaky dad lessons : get out of a slump (jake)
gina = "at risk kid"
holt & jake selfie 9
1:4
amy skipped 4th 11
holt pokerfaced > harassed over evth 3
jake appendix inflamed 10
squad sexcapades : boyle futon couch mode
jake's lessons to dad : pa pa pa papa
holt says "baroque" > holt & amy bonding over art history 4
1:5
oldest collar : 81 JP 96 AS 78 RD 2x50 S/ 68 CB > rosa's old ppl home UC work
holt's sneaky dad lessons : team work (jake); gun certified (terry)
jake good baby holding technique > babysitter jake 5
diaz wants to shag vulture & knows where he lives
holt has seen top gun
vulture obsessed by jake's "big white ass"
1:6
"was it a maple" > scully catches a maple shagger.
>> oldest collar : AS = flasher, RD = old, S = tree hot twins, JP = drug 6
rosa : catholic school - dance thingy > kicked outta dance school for beating ballerinas 7
>> holt teaches jake chess
amy hates halloween
rosa picks locks
1:7
jake at splash mountain
terry plays guitar
jake knows amy's only friend kylie
amy caught guy subway bag human ears
terry's mean bro in law
>> jake statue dance floor 12
argos bakery 1912 >> charles reincarn 13
1:8
"is this a dream am i asleep" >> amy dreams of perfect employee jake 14
jimmy brogan reporter >> kevin book about cops 15
>>jimmy brogan school bully ? 16
Amy’s grandpa cop >> baby amy tagging along / meeting holt? 17
1:9
Jake’s sal’s pizza
Diaz’s captain job offer
Gina’s IT job itws. >> gina ruining teachers? Tie up to gina’s at risk childhood // gina ruining nannies? 18
Nypd v fdny fight >> injured jp & cb 19
Baby jake plays baseball
“you’ve been booned” >> prank war 20
1:10
Holt’s mom is a judge >> jake stalks judges ref. Girls stalk kevin prompt 21
Holt’s sneaky dad lessons : team as family (jake AGAIN geez mate)
Amy’s shit at cooking >> amy did boy stuff, jake did girl stuff? 22
Amy’s shit at thanksgiving
1:11
Safe house ep
>> missing Hanukkah ep + jake hosting? 23
>> holt reluctantly plays jake’s pretend game 24
Holt misjudges jake
“don’t say son” count since beginning of show : dozennnns
Sleepover vibes
Jake can read holt
1982 holt says punk
Jakes asks holt for a train trip 25
Boyle gets shot in the butt
1:12
Holt offers maths lessons (jake)
Jake & diaz academy buddy
Holt is a puppy’s grandpa
>>jake becomes buddies with mrs judy 26
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Kevin Monal
Kevin • 21 • Shapeshifter • Local • Chella Man
When it came to shapeshifters, Kevin was a rarity. And in this world, rarity meant endangerment. From a child he knew he had to keep his bird form hidden from nearly everyone, or else bad things could happen. Prentiss Town was supposed to be a safe haven for non-humans, but there were hunters, and there was a man who had been hunting rare shifters for years. This man had caught wind of Kevin’s existence, and it was only a matter of time before he attempted to track him down. Always looking over his shoulder made Kevin cautious, especially being hard of hearing. He was not born deaf, but he began to lose his hearing around the time he started to talk. While he can speak and read lips, and use his implants to make out quiet conversation now, he'd much rather communicate in sign language. Sometimes the world just sounds so loud after years of not hearing at all, he often prefers to leave his implants turned off. Running into Carl, Doug and Russell was a blessing; they became the safe space he'd always hoped for. People he could just exist around without having to worry. People that would look out for him, the way a family should --- and that’s just what they were, a found family.
Kevin is: playful, suspicious, humorous, sneaky, observant, protective
Carl Fredricksen: Carl has a much softer side that most people don’t see, but Kevin catches glimpses of it often. He doesn’t even mind his grumpiness. At least he always knows that Carl is being upfront and honest. Russell Wú: Russell is Kevin’s very best friend. The boy always acts so excited to see him, and has dedicated a lot of time to learning sign so they can communicate in the way that is most comfortable for Kevin. Reuben Klokan: A childhood friend and a kindhearted person, Roo is someone whose intentions Kevin never has to question, a breath of fresh air during his the most stressful times of his life.
Kevin Monal is UNAVAILABLE
Kevin identifies as non-binary and uses he/him pronouns
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