#kinda gay ngl 🤨

[parcai]

that book was kinda gay ngl...🤨📸

[kruncher]

AM kinda gay ngl. Like if he really hated humanity(and especially Ted) that much he could just kill them all, but instead he chose to keep them around forever and watch them every waking second of his life. Sounds less like hate™ and more like obsession in a homosexual sense🤨

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep3 Musings - Armand & Lesmand & Nickistat (Spoilers)

We got the Armand backstory! 😭 The first half of this ep had me screaming at my screen, cuz Armand's a effing LIAR; I was rolling! 🤣

We were already told 1000 times by Assad & Sam that Armand's trying to make himself seem as sympathetic as possible. That is SUPER important, cuz although he's my favorite book character, Armand is a effing MENACE in IWTV, TVL, QotD, and TVA.

Ok, they've clarified my confusion about the weird 1556 date, cuz it implied that Armand MET Lestat in 1556, which is entirely wrong.

So I'm glad my suspicion/hope was correct, that the date was out of context. 1556+239=1795, which tracks with what Les said in S1.

So Lestat met Armand ONE year after becoming a vampire. (No wonder AMC!Armand dish-ragged him, LOL!)

No duh, if you've only been a vamp for a EFFING YEAR. (I looooove the Time-stopping Gift! So happy to see it used again--the horses are especially impressive.)

This seems like Armand's taking Marius' place as Lestat's mentor (Armand WISHES, lol). And it's kinda smacking of narcissist!Lestat using him then dumping him once he'd learned what he wanted, like Daniel & Louis implied later in the ep. (He even grabs Armand's hand & drinks w/out asking; mighty bold! Ok sure, he kissed it first, but still!?) But their dynamic is SO different in the books.

I have a looooot of issues with AMC!Magnus.

Excuse you!? Language! 😤

Armand wanna be called "Daddy" so bad. 😂

BULL.

EFFING.

CRAP.

AMC/Armand officially butchered how awesome Magnus was--he was never a Child of Satan/Darkness, or in a coven--he was a human alchemist who STOLE the Dark Gift from Rhosh's fledgling Benedict!

That means nothing, if you don't explain that Lestat is Rhoshamandes' great-grandson, and that Magnus was a WIZARD. 😒 And Armand said Les' turning was "MAYBE" a horror show? 🤨 How does he not know, if they were so close? 🙄 And how would he have even known Magnus was his Maker?

Oh no. "Come to me" was ARMAND'S theme the whole time!? 😱 Thanks, I hate it. 😭😂

LESTAT SAID KISS MY ARSE!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I mean, I would, too-the CoD/S lived like bums! The reason Magnus was so friggin rich and had all that money he gave to Lestat was strictly cuz he WASN'T a penniless bum like the other coven vampires--he hid himself away in his TOWER. (If we don't get the Lesmand tower scene Imma be so mad.) He had no Maitre/Master.

NGL, I expected the Children of Darkness/Satan to be WAY filthier. :P

So Armand really IS Indian then? As in Roma/Ukranian/Russian?

Sadly, they didn't speak on Lestat's Harlequin mask being Blackface. But woah. "Dervish" as in Muslim ascetics & mystic dancers? So was 1700s!Armand Catholic or Muslim? Is that what he thought of Lestat back then? Or what 2022!Armand thinks of him now? If the latter, Armand converted to Islam....WHEN???

Armand glossed over EVERYTHING that went down with Nicki. He seems to imply that Les got with Nicki AFTER they met, which is beyond untrue. (And not a word about Gabrielle being there for all of this mess--MIGHTY SUS.)

We know Lestat loves his gay panicking needy alcoholic bottoms.

THE FRENCH GIRLS ARE FIGHTING.

Oh lovely. More racists--I'm not even surprised; I never liked Nicki in the book anyway; bye Felicia. 🙄

Iiiinteresting way AMC/Armand gave Nicki's abduction. (Again, no Gabrielle--MIGHTY SUS!)

And LAWWWWD, lemme find out Armand was telling the truth abt him & Les knocking boots in their theatre box on some exhibitionist kink while vamp!Nicki mean-mugged from the orchestra. 😭

So Armand's still to blame for Nicki's death, but not cuz of the darkness of "self-loathing," but jealousy cuz Lesmand were an item? BISH PLEASE! 🤣

(TBF, Loumand still blames Lestat, saying he "abandoned" Armand & Nicki & the coven. Which...is not entirely true. Lestat gave Nicki the Theatre, but didn't want to be part of it or Armand's coven, so he left with Gabrielle, but still kept tabs on everyone via Eleni. So whatchu mean??????)

LOUIS SUICIDE WATCH, stop playing with me, AMC! I want to see these vamps greet the sun and "taste the fire"! (And they had the NERVE to put the commercial break there; I see you, AMC.)

They were SHOWING OFF Armand's Fire Gift in this episode--oh yeah, Louis DEFINITELY got it from him; I'm convinced now. (I'm still waiting to see if Santiago has it, too; I hope to god not though.)

Lestat was a MENACE! XD "It's a fallen tree." What a brat!

The Lesmand eye-f**kery was INTENSE--Samothy was serving~!

Don't you DARE tease me like that, AMC! YES! I want 2022!Lestat in that Dubai penthouse by the end of this season, PLEASE. 🙏🙏🙏

What does all that say? Looks Latin or French? And WTF is Armand doing biting himself? (Reminds me of Louis with Jonah.)

This is why I'm convinced that the whole "Rashid" ruse in S1 was strictly for Armand & Dan's benefit, cuz in QotD Armand specifically said Daniel was the only mortal who knew his name & lived.

Chile, this episode was A LOT, and that was just the first 20 frikkin minutes, wtf.

[airlocksandaviaries]

Guys doing push ups kinda gay ngl… why r u showing everyone how good u look bouncing up and down n grunting 🤨🤨🤨

[beekindtobees]

kinda gay to have a narrative foil ngl

what do u mean u understand that man on a deeper level than anyone else 🤨

“maybe in another life we could be friends” JUST KISS

[fearsomefive]

DCRC week 10

I’m finally catching up in real time to the book club so I’m making a post for this week’s issue for the first time! This is gonna be fun with how much I talk about hating Angus Fangus (I dare you guys to try and count how many times I say his name [not really])

Uno got a laugh from me with this one ngl. Sassy bitch I love him

Also it’s referencing the last issue which I had a hard time following because of its formatting so I’m a lil confused. Can’t wait to see PK go to New Zealand though

THE FUCKING OUTFIT I’M SO MAD

Oh brother this guy STINKS (for once I don’t mean Angus Fangus)

So the Evronians showed up and I get confused as to what’s happening when they do the thing where they have a ton of panels without dialogue. There’s also a woman on the island PK went to and that section confused me as well but I think that’s because I skimmed through it. For once I actually want to see Angus Fangus

LORE DROP??? Why am I invested now

It’s like kinda gay how obsessed Angus Fangus is with PK. Why does your career revolve around a MAN 🤨

THEY’RE POLLUTING HIS HOME NOOOOOO

I love when Duckverse characters roast people like this

Sorry I don’t have much to say about the plot itself because I read so fast on instinct that I lose like 90% of it. What I’m picking up is surprisingly more interesting than I thought it would be though

I FUCKING KNEW THAT WAS ANGUS FANGUS’S MOM

Also what if I just have a hard time reading issues that don’t have Lyla in them because that would explain a lot. I read issue 5 just fine because it had the Lyla lookalike and also Odin Eidolon but after that you’ve lost me on what’s actually happening for the most part

Still love these comics though, it’s amazing how they got me to feel bad for Angus Fangus. Next week I’ll probably go back to hating him though

Edit: I read Puffy’s post so I kinda understand the plot better and I have so much respect for Angus Fangus in this issue ngl. I love to make fun of him but honestly he’s just mildly annoying and easy to pick on.

[inkyswish-archive]

hustle culture kinda gay ngl. what are you doing grinding and getting bred? 🤨

[gilmores-glorious-blog]

episode 5 thoughts:

- not the bell around his neck 💀💀

- ed looks so goofy i love

- pete definitely came up with the bell idea didn’t he

- something is so deeply wrong with every single character in this show <3

- i feel like it shouldn’t be that hard to accept buttons turning into a bird it kinda tracks for him

- i am so here for the jim polycule interacting

- oh yep there it was pete came up with the bell

- “the bar is on the floor”

- fuck yes con and nathan getting to have scenes together

- izzy taking the cigarette from lucius,,,, kinda gay 👀

- god i love stede

- ed is back in his depression robe era

- “oh hey friend :)” “OH FUCK YOU!!!!”

- lucius’ reaction to ed is definitely the most fair

- “i will let you push me off the ship” “…actually that could be huge”

- izzy tittes.

- “what did he say about me specifically?” oh izzy you poor man

- izzy slapping stede in the ass 😌

- stede shooting the sail was so fucking funny to me

- i love fang so much he’s so special to me 😭😭

- izzy and stede’s dynamic >>>>

- HORROR EPISODE?!?!?!???

- HELL FUCKING YES CURSES AND BODY HORROR FUCK ME UPPPPPP

- stede is slaying so hard in his cursed shit

- “i did a punch 😀”

- “that shit is decadent”

- why is izzy watching stede check himself out 🤨

- “i once watched a crew gouge their eyes out over a curse” “sounds like syphilis” …what.

- pete using the phrase “living rent free in your head” was goofy to me

- i love pete so fucking much!!! oh my god!!!!

- “but i never hear anything about the fact that you lived” …….holy shit.

- polycules who fight curses together stay together 😌👊

- oh yes, renowned non-superstitious man of science, frenchie

- so true always remember to thank the fairies

- knife parade 💀💀💀

- “i got it out of my system when we beat you to death :)”

- oh izzy’s just living in denial okay

- he made lucius a little shark :’)

- roach refering to frenchie’s “beautiful body”

- “he’s blaming the bean!” “it’s a legume”

- “those fucking barbarians 😩”

- stede telling izzy to fuck off was very satisfying ngl

- okay but fang have you considered that ed just has adhd

- stede’s serving so much cunt in this shirt (also i would kill for that shirt)

- “does that make us horrible people?” “or does that make us smarter people!” is such a change in character for pete and stede compared to last season

- tragic that ed’s not around to see stede be baddass and sexy

- lucius defacing the ship to make a little mural of pete i love them

- okay but there was absolutely a second there where pete thought lucius was gonna suck his dick

- HOLY SHIT ARE THEY GONNA GET MARRIED?!?!?!!!

- OH MY GOD im so mentally ill about them,,, they’re gonna be husbands!!!!!!!!

- this scene paralleling the end of s1ep5,, they can’t not kiss

- “that wasn’t a long story at all”

- the direct callback to “you wear fine things well” 😭😭

- KISS!!!!!!!!!!!!

- hand hold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- communication!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- kevin.

- oh whoops i forgot about the post credits scenes

- ed teach my most special girl <3

- this preview for next week is insane,,, also are they in bed together? is stede pushing ed up against a wall? 👀

this is so long i’m sorry i am simply so mentally ill over them

[angelicartemis]

COMMISSION WORK WOAH‼️‼️‼️

Silly goofy doodle commission for @artastic-friend 💕 For some reason they wanted me to draw my sona shipped with any of my babygirls? 💀 Kinda gay bro, idk why they would commission me for that, but hey I'm not complaining- 🤨

Ngl, it was very tempting to choose Caine 💀, but I decided on Spammy boi because I needed to give him some love ToT 💜

Literally what is the difference though PFTHBZHZ- 💀💀💀

[hoodie-prince-kid]

Kinda gay to be australian ngl... Why are you as a man calling other men "mate"? 🤨 📸

[radiantbastard]

NGL antisubmarine warfare is kinda gay. Why are you charging his depths? 🤨

[noahtally-famous]

EPISODE THREE THOUGHTS

zee’s pronouns are he/they, no I don’t take criticism

the health part of me who grew up with my doctor mum is going 🤨 at priya’s breakfast-and-training regime. girl, that is not gonna be good on your stomach--you shouldn’t eat and exercise, and especially not at the same time!

kinda funny how priya and her parents’ goals are switched from the typical desi goal--instead of her parents wanting her to go to med school, priya wants to. and her parents just want her to win a reality show 😂

:0 raj and bowie interacting for the first time??? oho!

raj’s panic at splattering that goop on bowie’s shirt and trying to fix (*cough* making it worse) + bowie putting his hand over raj’s and saying it’s fine + awkward raj = adoreableness

aaaand wayne’s gonna be a cockblocker, isn’t he? 🤦‍♀️

“see you later, bowie” 🥺

I agree with you there, millie, the human race is in serious jeopardy

wayne and raj share only one braincell which bounces between them randomly

PRETTY BOY hjkdhkjhfkdfh stg literally every character in this season is some form of gay, whether they realize it or not

agreed, priya, I want him gone too, but alas 😔

chase pls stop 😭 at least apologize first, for cutting the brakes before you start making moves on emma again bc I still cannot get over the fact that you actually did that!!

ngl though ripper has a solid point: chase is your typical Pretty Boy

“yeah, he looks great-I MEAN he’s doing great!” raj, hun, the denial doesn’t look good on you

damien’s like the dj of the group--except with less adoration of animals and cooking

nichelle bby....this is painful to watch 😭

yeah mk’s def a combo of scarlett and noah. that sarcasm is def smth noah would say too

“why would you name a wig jerry?” “I think that’s the stuntman’s name” “oh yeah that makes way more sense” 

nichelle, no offense, but maybe you should have your existential crisis after winning?? 

YES SCARY GIRL, SLAY

rip jerry when nichelle gets back, you’re gonna be a dead man 

[team-aqua-official]

I JUST SAID I WAS NOT GAY???? does being in team aqua make you dumb or smn.....!?!?!

Loving gay people and thinking they're hot?? Kinda gay... ngl.🤨

[transfemininomenon]

the mariner looking for revenge is kinda gay ngl...... why is he as a man so desperate to find another man to bind and tie to a pole? 🤨

[valleynix]

im awake 👁️👁️ now you have not one.. BUT TWO ANALYSTS COMING IN (I love ur analysis Luna 😭😭 Ima try and talk about some points you didn’t talk about cuz I agree with all of yours🥰)

I wanted to do one on chp 15 when it came out (it’s was about the time I first found tptm and ur tumblr) but I was too internet shy to interact with anyone 💀💀 BUT NOWWWWWWW 🤭🤭

I Read chp 16 till like 3am and I have no regrets (after this I’m totally drawing a shit ton of this chp)

1:

Yeah I’m sure you do lunny

2:

I Like to think Cassandra likes to just look at reader’s face and study them when they’re not looking (considering she noticed their eyes on lunatic earlier). she’s so cute 😭😭

3:

now this, THIS I GOTTA DRAW

4:

NO CUZ LIKE

I WAS JUMPING FOR JOY WHEN THIS PART HAPPENED

5:

Ngl i was actually shocked when Daria came back (I kinda forgot about her 😭😭😭)

It was funny when Daniela came by and Daria realized reader rizzed up all of the dimitrescus 😭

I am actually really interested on what you’ll do with darias character. She’s a bit brash, but it’s understandable, and it's interesting to see an outside perspective on reader. We’ve mostly seen the dimitrescus opinion on reader (not so much the maids cuz reader cant understand them) and their opinions have been very positive, so to see readers reactions to negative opinions on them is interesting

6:

You jealous Dani ?🤨🤨🤨

Yes she is and it’s so sad

so many people left her and she’s afraid reader is just going to disappear or break because of her😭 thankfully readers devotion to her is unwavering

AND THAT BITCH RED😡, MAN I HATE THEM SO MUCH‼️‼️ IM STARTING A RED HATE CLUB RN ☝️

7:

HERE WE ARE GUYS‼️WE’REE HEREE DANII KNOWSS

This scene was so sad and the way you wrote it is phenomenal. I’m glad reader finally talked to Dani about this. Now both Dani and cass will be there for reader. However I truly wonder how reader will talk to Alcina and Bela about this. I doubt they would stop loving them if they tell but I feel like their reactions will be slightly different. I think alcina will be the last person reader will talk to about it because it’s kinda hard to admit to a mother that you killed her children in another timeline 💀

8:

YEAH DANIELA BEAT SOME SENSE INTO THEM

But honestly reader’s guilt is probably one of the most heartbreaking things in tptm. Imagine falling in love with this family who helped you when you forgot everything about who you were, only to be controlled into killing them again and again. That sense of hopelessness they felt in chp 13 or 14 (i dont remember 💀) when they were stuck in their head trying to go back but lunatic prevented it, or the first reality when lunatic blamed reader for being weak. It made reader think that they were the reason they all died, that they didn’t try hard enough to save them. The dimitrescus might forgive them but it’ll take a while for them to forgive themselves. Their story is so sad and I hope Dani and cass can comfort them 😭

9:

YIPEEEEE DANIELA CONFESSSIONNN

OMGGGG I WAS SO HAPPY WHEN I READ THIS

AAAHXJSNSJANDKSKKDN I NEED TO DRAWWWW

10:

“Cassandra turns her head, her mouth opening like she was going to continue with that train of thought, but she freezes when she sees you. Her eyes widen and you’d swear you see the way her cheeks turn a darker color beneath her hood, something you’re able to get a better look at when she doesn’t move.” (LMAO I totally forgot tumblr’s ask box has a limit of ten images 💀💀💀)

BAHAHAHAH Cassandra Gay panicking has my heart SHES SUCH A DORKHDJSBSJANNS

She’s probably wondering to herself if what she witnessed is a blessing or a curse

11:

“You bring your boot up and bash it down onto what bit of their face is showing as you continue this mental torment. You bring your foot down again and again and again until they’re no longer moving and you feel nothing in their mind.”

YEAHHHHHHH BEAT THEIR ASSSS READERRERR

Red’s screams will be red hate club’s national anthem 🥰🥰

12:

“You don’t think she’s ever told you this much about herself. You listen intently, hanging on her every word.”

This scene was so AAAAAA COMMUNICATION GUYSS COMMUNICATION

alcina opening up is the best thing ever. I wonder what’s gonna happen to red now that they’ve harmed reader🤭🤭

ANYWAYS‼️‼️PHENOMENAL WRITING

I will forever love your work and will continue reading tptm

time to draw literally everything in this chp

AAAAA I JUST WOKE UP FROM MY NAP I LOVE YALL-

listen i am also too shy, i legit don’t talk to people unless they come to me first 😭 it’s horrible but i’m so glad you appeared in my ask box

ANYWAY

1. Lunny got rabies

2. she totally does- she already draws them in a pose that says they’re not looking, so she probably just stares at them and studies them when they’re distracted 😭 it’s okay though she has no malicious intent

3. SHES SO FUNNY I LOVE HER

4. the level of trust at calling her by her name :’)

5. Daniela comes by and plants a kiss on their cheek, and Daria is just >:O

i do have a plan for her- kinda. i’ll have to think more on how i want to incorporate her, but it has been interesting to write someone that just doesn’t like or trust Reader

6. JEALOUS / ANGRY DANI FAVE DANI

although yeah, the cause of her being jealous in the first place is so- genuinely people are NUTS for not liking her her enough to stay >:/

7. Alcina was always meant to be the last one to know- like you said, it’d be extremely difficult to sanely explain that you killed someone’s kids over and over but it’s fine because you went back and fixed it but also you still suffer from the trauma of doing it and witnessing it even though it wasn’t really you but also was-

yeah……

8. THIS LINE WAS SO FUNNY TO WRITE- bro’s just spiraling into self-despair and Dani will absolutely have none of it

honestly, i try to just show their trauma in small ways and i’m glad it’s been picked up so well. i mean, i couldn’t imagine waking up one day to this murderous family only for them to protect me and guide me into a fitting personality, only to one day have it all come crashing down in the span of mere minutes. i know some people think Reader’s actions are a little silly, and i would agree sometimes, but that’s the unfortunate reality of trauma and mental illness :( even though they’ve told Cass and Dani, what can they really do? they didn’t witness it. they weren’t there. they don’t wake up from nightmares that it’s happening again

but, now that Dani knows and seeing how she’s better at physical comfort, she’ll know better how to ground them, and i think that’s what they need

9. I WASNT SURE HOW WELL THIS SCENE WOULD BE RECEIVED BUT I LOVED WRITING IT- Dani openly communicating that it hurts her feelings when they think she doesn’t care enough just to try and help despite not knowing the extent of their issues 😭 please she’s so sweet and i love her

10. SHES SO CUTE SKDBSJDBS I LOVE HER SO MUCH PLEASE, her gay panicking is one of my favorite things to write 😭

11. PLEASEEE LMFAOOSHFKSND (deserved)

12. OPEN COMMUNICATION MY BELOVED ‼️

i originally wasn’t going to have Reader admit stuff so soon but i just know Alcina would not let it slide for much longer 😭 like she’s smart, shes known they’ve been lying but was trying to subtly urge them to just open up and trust her

things have been set in motion now that it’s clear Red has hurt one of the few things Alcina adores in this world. the thought of angry Alci going after them………

AAAA BUT PLS YOU DONT HAVE TO, you stay feeding us (me) with your art but you work so hard 😭 remember to eat something and drink water!! >:( <33

[official-koolaid-man-cum-sock]

this is a love anon

kinda gay ngl 🤨