Staff Post
Hello all, welcome! This is the info page for all the staff of the shop, alongside what we offer! [We also sell things (link to What We Sell page)].
First, let’s look at our non-bitty staff, we have a lot of members, so buckle in! (pictures are corrospondant to the name below it)
Everything below the cut bc this is long, woops:
(picrew by @denimdragonite)
Geno is the owner of the dome shop, and owns the bitty staff working here. He's also the original that the other staff members are clones of! He manages the in and outpour of bitties, keeps things organized, and generally runs the place.
(picrew by @alohasushicore)
Apollo is the receptionist, the first person you see when you walk in! He’s also the help desk, so if you need help, go to him!
(picrew no longer exists, formerly called bootleg kiddo creator)
Damnen is the shopkeeper, he sells all the helpful items we offer. He doesn't bite, we swear.
Keith cares for the one-time adopt bitties, he takes pride in his work and is always happy when one of his bitties gets their forever home, even if he misses them later
[no picture yet for Kath]
Kath cares for the Big Lamias, and does a very good job at it too. She personally raised Rocky and Pie up from hatchlings, and she's very proud of them. Technically Keith's twin
Hands is an assistant, their the reason items sometimes float around, hes just organizing them! Acts as a cryptid at night
Professor S, or simply Professor, is the main healer of the shop, once a mad scientist, he now uses his skills for good, specifically healing both bitties and- when necessary- people
(picrew by @harveytxt)
Aura is Professor’s assistant healer, he’s a bit more blunt than the professor is, but he’s very nice under that bored exterior. He’s particularly good at healing baby- or simply very tiny- bitties, so he cares primarily for the sansbugs.
(image made with hero forge)
Cameron is our on-call rescue team leader, the one who brings in bitties that were wild, abused, or abandoned. His main non-shop job is dragon breeding, and uses some of them to help track down the bitties. He also occasionally lets us hire his dragons for a bit of extra security, don’t worry though, their all sweethearts when they know your safe
Agent SA is a group leader of the rescue team, and often works with King to ensure shop security. Once a secret agent assigned to Professor S, he came to work with us once his nemesis went good, and found his calling in bitty rescues. Though he comes across as perhaps a bit cold, he can’t resist spending his weekends cuddling the baby bitties
Persona has two roles in the shop, the night cleaner, and a rescue team group leader. They don’t tend to be in public view too often, and would like to keep it that way
(picrew by @masyome)
Cater is our youngest worker, he’s the bitty trainer, meaning he teaches the bitties so their fit for adoption. He’s not one for interacting with people, so you likely won’t see him most of the time
Our Bitty Staff:
(art from @vex-bittys, art by @redkammy)
King, a King adopted from @vex-bittys, is the head security guard of our shop. But dont worry, hes very nice, just dont break the rules!
(art from @vex-bittys, art by @redkammy)
Honey, a Honey Bo adopted from @vex-bittys, is the healing assistant and stock keeper, meaning he keeps track of everything sold in Damnen's shop.
[No Image] Pie, an Anahorror raised here in the shop, is the baby bitty caretaker, she raises those too young to adopt out
(art from @vex-bittys, art by @redkammy)
Nyoom, a Pygmy adopted from @vex-bittys, is Pie’s assistant, and helps entertain the babybitties. If you visit the nursery, watch out for him, he’s always nyooming around the floor!
[No Image] Rocky, a Pyfell raised here in the shop, is a member of security, and works under King and Agent.
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Prompt 79
When Pariah was awoken from his slumber, he wasn’t exactly expecting it. One was never expecting to awaken when they were supposed to be sealed for eternity after all. He also wasn’t expecting for the reason the sarcophagus was even opened to be a pair of literal infants. A pair of very sick infants.
One was a newborn ancient for Realms’ sake! Two years dead, if that, and the other- Where was their guardian?! Who had let an obsession get that bad?! How long had he been sealed away that no one had caught an obsession turning toxic and harmful towards a ghostling?!
Why was he even sealed inside this area of the zone?! Why had his Keep been moved in the center of one of the zones where ghostlings formed?! He’d never harm a ghostling, but if he’d been any madder (And he knows he had lost it near the end there, that he’d gone too far as he cracked under the weight of the Realms, he’d had an eternity to realize) it would have been a catastrophe!
Who has been in charge, the observants!? … What the fuck, that was supposed to be rhetorical! No! They’re good for paperwork but they seem to have failed even at that and- what do you mean they’ve sealed Clockwork away?!
The already traumatized Time Primordial who was in this type of area specifically to care for ghostlings, and was now being prevented?! How long has this been going on- No! He’s fixing his realms-damned kingdom before he even thinks about conquering other ones, because who the fuck let it get this bad!
Pspsps, here little sick ghostlings, he’s trying very hard not to hurt you but you are very tiny and he has been locked away for a long time so please stop squirming…
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Christmas be rough, may I adopt some lamias? Got some gifts for them!
I would like to adopt a full-sized king, his gift shall be a very pretty crown.
And a full-sized chain, his gift shall be a good jacket with a couple things stiched on.
*You've come to the Lamia (and Felid) Bittybones Adoption Center prepared! You have a SOUL full of love (the good kind!) and a pair of handsome gifts for the two lamias you plan to adopt today. You step through the door with confidence, trusting that you will find the perfect very large skeleton snake companions for you.
*You meant to go to the Kings first to give any Chains in the shop a chance to sense you, but it seems that the extra time isn't necessary. A large full-sized Chain is waiting right inside the door, eyes sparkling, and SOUL softly glowing. He's a bit out of breath from slithering up here so quickly. He also appears to have arrived at the shop fairly recently because his clothes are worn and tattered and haven't been replaced yet.
*Thankfully, you came prepared! You hold out the brand new jacket to him, and he lets out a tiny gasp of joy. He shrugs off his beaten up (are those claw tears in it?!) jacket and pulls the new one on immediately. He looks so happy that you can't help smiling. The SOULbond settles. Yes, this is definitely the Chain for you... and now he can help you find the perfect King!
*You follow the signs in the shop to the Kings' nesting area, followed closely by your new, but not yet officially adopted, Chain. The Kings watch you approach, and when you request a full-sized King, they slither forward, bowing and flaring their hoods. Once they have your undivided attention, they begin their displays.
*You thought it would be difficult to choose between all of the majestic lamias, but you just can't stop looking at a certain King. Your Chain nods encouragement to you. This King stands so tall and proud. His hood is so elegant and gorgeous. He keeps giving you little winks as he poses. You can't resist. You hold out the crown to him.
*Filling out the forms is just a formality. You know these lamias are meant to be yours.
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Prompt 262
Pondering Ghosts are Dragons, and just rotating each design in my head I have for them. That is the ghosts we see in the show more than just once or twice lol. Just pondering each of them and potential types and descriptions and how the people of Amity see them, as they’re used to the dragons around, vs say someone from Outside, crossover or no, who are Not used to the maybe slightly eldritch undeath interdimensional dragons around everywhere.
That is not normal for other people.
To the Amity Parkers? Boxy is simply a chonky dragon with small boxy wings and covered in blue scales. To people just coming into the city, it’s like seeing a giant komodo dragon when you’re just walking home- not something you exactly want to see and something that is dangerous.
Kitty’s and Johnny’s weekly relationship tussle? Par for the course really. But to visitors? Two giant wyverns tearing into each other, shimmering greens that could be scales, could be tendrils, and shadows lengthening and thrashing like a living beast all its own.
And this is just the small dragonlings, not even beginning with larger ones like Pandora and Fright Knight, chill as they may be.
Outsiders don’t understand that they’re more than just animals. Amity is used to this, but people who have no clue what’s going on? They don’t.
They call the police, the heroes, the government, for help, for answers. And that? That the GIW can use.
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