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mxddyhero · 2 years
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No okay but. I really like White Knight: Red Hood
#jason being the first robin adds so much already#the panel where he went back to the manor after being kidnapped and sees dick and bruce training... my heart...#BUT ALSO i like the fact he wasnt killed here? like idk about him telling joker batmans identity#and then making bruce believe he died by just. running away#but idk. he was just a boy who was tortured and ultimately just left to deal with that guilt and grief#its easy to understand how under all that duress he gave in to the joker and just. couldnt face going back#especially since he saw how quickly he was replaced#and how they deal with that in issue two of jason actually crying#and resenting bruce for not even looking for him is just 🥺😭#please give this boy a hug#BUT THEN#you have the parallel of gan and jason eating burgers just like how bruce took jason for a burger after he found him stealing his tyres#and saying how his time with her was like magic...#but then saying that instead of doing better than bruce and making a better robin he turned her into him#THEN SHE ALMOST GETS BEAT WITH A FUCKING CROWBAR#BUT HE WAS THERE TO SAVE HER#LIKE BABY BOY YOU SAVED HER!! YOU REALISED YOUR MISTAKES AND GOT THERE IN TIME#KILLING SOMEONE THAT THEY MADE HIM JUST UP AND LEAVE HER AFTER THAT#LIKE WHAT THE HELL 😭😭#king u shouldve stayed...#gan my beloved it hurt so much seeing her sad :(#but ahh#when he came back and apologised#and SHE CALLED HIM A MESSY BITCH I WAS LIKE YESSSS#i really like the white knight jason ... im chewing on him rn#god he has so many issues (affectionate)#it alluded to bruce's debut in this spinoff so#i hope jason can actually talk to bruce ... and communicate...#white knight bruce is. uhm. well he talked to dick and babs at the end of wk after alfred died#who knows ! maybe we will get reconciliation
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i swear to fucking god im not a hater but if i see another fucking badly-made thumbnail boring neurotypical straight guy with lame monotone voice talking over buncha mfb clips video of the worst metal fight beyblade takes ive ever seen with the unfunniest jokes im gonna rearrange the DNA sequence of the closest person to me to that of a Doto greenamyeri nudibranch because i swear to god just shut the fuck up.
how the fuck do you meatheads base how much you like a character over powerscaling and win ratio. would you prefer a wild bear over your own mother because the bear is stronger than her? thats how you fuckin sound like. i gotta rant this shit out because i had enough if i hear another fucking "ryūga da goat🥶🐐" "beyblade really is that serious🤣" "This show is so acoustic😵" "did you know that moses split the sea with a be-" WE FUCKING KNOW THE WHOLE WORLD KNOWS AT THIS POINT. ALSO IF YOU DEADASS USE AUTISM AS AN INSULT LET ALONE USE THE WORD ACOUSTIC OR ARTISTIC FOR IT STAY 7 KILOMETERS AWAY FROM ME AND ALSO DONT WATCH METAL FIGHT BEYBLADE EVERYONE IS GAY AND AUTISTIC YOU KNOW WHY⁉️ which cishet neurotypical out there makin spinning tops fight with neon green or blue whateverthefuck hair half the cast looks like they been hiding in closet before their debut episode.
PRIME example of these bad takes is , because of powerscaling again the hate on masamune ? i thought people hated him because they thought he was annoying (like how i did when i first watched it when i was little) (FOUR YRS OLD) and like id get that as in he talks alot or whatever but people hate him because. fucking. "he has a low win ratio and claims to be the number one blader" BITCH THATS A 15 YR OLD. or like around that age somewhere you get the point. so what if the taco doritos colour palette guy a little confident in himself bitch you hate fun you hate sillyness. people also use him as like a tool to praise kenta? constantly i see takes like "kenta is like masamune if masamune didnt suck" or something as in they both try to rise to the top and get stronger but one of them doesnt talk shit like did you know you can praise a character without putting down the other one motherfucker. another one is "masamune isnt a legendary blader because he talks shit but cant actually back it up" Hey my brother in Allah lets play a little game. which one of the fucking legendary bladers talks big about himself. you have ten seconds. 10...9...8....KING. KING IS RIGHT THERE .
also saw someone say damian shouldve been a legendary blader⁉️⁉️mf that boy was on rearrangement stereoids the effects of that wouldve already worn off by the time of metal fury how does that even WORKK😭😭 he was probably off with 3 big fucking pet dogs to eat custard pudding or sumn idk .Ryūga dickriding has been a thing for for ever but right now for some reason people decided they didnt talk about that guy enough. theres so many videos on him guys there are other characters to talk about i can write a three billion word essay on damian but i dont think i can say anything about ryūga that hasnt been said at this point. also the people who claim hes alive BECAUSE hes alive in the manga is crazy like yall cant see those as two different universes? im not saying wether if i think hes alive or not this isnt about that dont miss the point. i wanted to make text posts about mfb for forever but i was embarrased for god knows why so i just posted my mfb fanart on my main but i cant take it anymore (eatina burger with no honey mustard) must speak this time im afraid
also sorry if this is hard to read im not good at ending sentences where i should punctuation jumpscare. powerscaling mfs will hear u say u like a character like for example tsubasa or sumn and immediately bring up ryūga like shut the fuck up this shit happened on twitter i dont even use twitter i opened the app for 000.1 seconds. you just jelaous ryūga will never serve like did mf also im not a ryūga hater anyways i reached the character limit fuck
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surprisesongsbracket · 7 months
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Welcome to the Eras Tour Surprise Song Pairings competition!
This bracket will find the ultimate surprise song pairing of the Eras Tour! We will begin the competition with polls for the first leg of the North American tour. This post will be updated after each round, so check back here each week!
Would've Could've Should've 🎸 & Mine 🎹 wins the Eras Tour North America 2023 surprise song bracket!
Stay tuned for the Latin America brackets at the end of this year!
You can view the full bracket here, or under the cut:
Round 1a:
new romantics 🎸 & new year's day vs a place in this world🎸 & today was a fairytale🎹 vs mr perfectly fine 🎸 & the last time 🎹
haunted 🎸 & i almost do 🎹 vs jump then fall🎸 & the lucky one🎹
the other side of the door🎸 & coney island🎹 vs stay stay stay 🎸& all of the girls you loved before 🎹
hits different 🎸 & the moment i knew 🎹 vs you all over me 🎸 & i don't want to live forever 🎹
sparks fly 🎸 & teardrops on my guitar 🎹 vs i wish you would 🎸 & the lakes 🎹
high infidelity🎸 & gorgeous🎹 vs hey stephen 🎸 & the best day 🎹
wonderland🎸 & youre not sorry🎹 vs i bet you think about me🎸 & how you get the girl🎹
all you had to do was stay 🎸 & breathe 🎹 vs forever & always 🎸 & this love 🎹
mad woman🎹 & mean🎸 vs gold rush 🎸 & come back...be here 🎹
this is why we can't have nice things 🎸 & everything has changed 🎹 vs speak now🎸 & treacherous🎹
Round 1b:
should've said no 🎸& better man 🎹 vs our song🎸 & snow on the beach🎹
starlight 🎸 & back to december 🎹 vs never grow up 🎸 & when emma falls in love 🎹
i'm only me when i'm with you 🎸 & evermore 🎹 vs sad beautiful tragic🎸 & ours🎹
cowboy like me🎸 & white horse🎹 vs begin again🎸 & cold as you🎹
right where you left me 🎸 & castles crumbling 🎹 vs welcome to new york 🎸 & clean 🎹
this is me trying🎸 & state of grace🎹 vs question...? 🎸 & invisible 🎹
out of the woods 🎸 & fifteen 🎹 vs mirrorball🎸 & tim mcgraw🎹
i know places 🎸 & king of my heart 🎹 vs paper rings 🎸 & if this was a movie 🎹
i think he knows 🎸 & red 🎸 vs message in a bottle 🎸& tied together with a smile 🎹
i can see you 🎸 & maroon 🎹 vs picture to burn 🎸 & timeless 🎹
Round 2a:
wouldve couldve shouldve 🎸 & mine 🎹 vs speak now🎸 & treacherous🎹
getaway car 🎸 & maroon 🎹 vs gold rush 🎸 & come back...be here 🎹
dear john 🎸 & daylight 🎹 vs forever & always 🎸 & this love 🎹
our song 🎸 & you are in love 🎹 vs wonderland🎸 & youre not sorry🎹
the great war🎸 & you're on your own kid🎹 vs high infidelity🎸 & gorgeous🎹
dress 🎸 & exile 🎹 vs sparks fly 🎸 & teardrops on my guitar 🎹
new romantics 🎸 & new year's day vs hits different 🎸 & the moment i knew 🎹
haunted 🎸 & i almost do 🎹 vs the other side of the door🎸 & coney island🎹
Round 2b:
ivy 🎸 & i miss u, i'm sorry (cover) 🎸🎹 & call it what you want 🎹 vs i can see you 🎸 & maroon 🎹
last kiss 🎸 & dorothea 🎹 vs i think he knows 🎸 & red 🎸
seven 🎹 & the story of us 🎸 vs i know places 🎸 & king of my heart 🎹
holy ground 🎸 & false god 🎹 vs mirrorball🎸 & tim mcgraw🎹
death by a thousand cuts🎸 & clean🎹 vs this is me trying🎸 & state of grace🎹
death by a thousand cuts 🎸 & you're on your own kid 🎹 vs right where you left me 🎸 & castles crumbling 🎹
should've said no 🎸& better man 🎹 vs cowboy like me🎸 & white horse🎹
starlight 🎸 & back to december 🎹 vs i'm only me when i'm with you 🎸 & evermore 🎹
Round 3:
wouldve couldve shouldve 🎸 & mine 🎹 vs haunted 🎸 & i almost do 🎹
getaway car 🎸 & maroon 🎹 vs new romantics 🎸 & new year's day
dear john 🎸 & daylight 🎹 vs dress 🎸 & exile 🎹
our song 🎸 & you are in love 🎹 vs the great war🎸 & you're on your own kid🎹
ivy 🎸 & i miss u, i'm sorry (cover) 🎸🎹 & call it what you want 🎹 vs i'm only me when i'm with you 🎸 & evermore 🎹
i think he knows 🎸 & red 🎸 vs cowboy like me🎸 & white horse🎹
seven 🎹 & the story of us 🎸 vs death by a thousand cuts 🎸 & you're on your own kid 🎹
holy ground 🎸 & false god 🎹 vs death by a thousand cuts🎸 & clean🎹
Quarterfinals
wouldve couldve shouldve 🎸 & mine 🎹 vs the great war🎸 & you're on your own kid🎹
new romantics 🎸 & new year's day vs dear john 🎸 & daylight 🎹
ivy 🎸 & i miss u, i'm sorry (cover) 🎸🎹 & call it what you want 🎹 vs death by a thousand cuts🎸 & clean🎹
i think he knows 🎸 & red 🎸 vs death by a thousand cuts 🎸 & you're on your own kid 🎹
Semifinals
wouldve couldve shouldve 🎸 & mine 🎹 vs new romantics 🎸 & new year's day
ivy 🎸 & i miss u, i'm sorry (cover) 🎸🎹 & call it what you want 🎹 vs death by a thousand cuts 🎸 & you're on your own kid 🎹
Finals
wouldve couldve shouldve 🎸 & mine 🎹 vs death by a thousand cuts 🎸 & you're on your own kid 🎹
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fictonrantsworld · 8 months
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Why was Jaeherys the Conciliator so against a woman inheriting the iron throne. like what happened during his reign and childhood lol.
After maegors rule ended, it was his mother queen alyssa who was his regent wasnt she(yes,robar too,but) and he also greatly took on his wife alysannes advice on things, especialy early on during his reign. so my point is what happened in between his 50 yr reign that made him against rhaenys being queen?
There was a theory i heard that it was wouldve been hypocritical if he chose rhaenys as heir since it would mean his reign and his descendants reign would ve in danger since the people can say that princess aerea shouldve been queen,instead of jaeherys.
But that theory is rubbish considering that even though aerea was aegon the uncrowned's eldest heir(jaeherys's older brothers first child) and technically shouldve gotten the crown according to the laws of westeros(see even in westerosi culture allowed women to rule land,if they were no other brothers ofcourse). Im pretty sure jaeherys's claim was stronger. Yes, even though according to the laws of westeros the crown shouldve gone to her or her mother rhaena. But in jaeherys's case, he got the throne back through rebellion. Yes, technucalky he never fought in it,cos he was too young, but leal lords started supporting him after maegor started going more coo coo during his reign. They never supported rhaena cos she was still one of maegors queens.
When maegor finally died the lords who fought for jaeherys ofcourse wanted him to take the iron throne cos theyve been fighting for him.
Alright thats fine also, ...spoiler for fire and blood...aerea doesnt even live long enough to have children so they can fight for their rights and her sister rhaelle became a septa so like...
Now maybe he was just being a sexist.
Nah that answer is too simple, bc jaeherys,though traditionist still had female heirs when he just became king it was aerea. After, his daughter,daenerys was born(technically he had a son b4 but died in the crib),she also became an heir,untill aemon was born. So technically hes okay with a girl heir,but i suppose he was still young then and thought that he would definetely have sons.
So like back to my point he had strong women by his side like alysanne so...
Omg is it bc rhaenys kinda reminded him of his unuly daughters.
Like i know baelon technically became heir b4 viserra and im pretty sure the saera situation. Maybe he looked at alyssa s alusive nature and his other daughters being spoiled brats and thought nope.
But🤚guys i have a theory....
So u know it was mentioned in fire and blood, that the reason viserys insisted on rhaenyra staying as heir was because of love. But the show incorporated him as a dreamer and the show also corporated that the targaryen kings knew about the song of ice and fire. What if viserys chose rhaenyra bc he fuzzily foresaw that the prince that was promised came from rhaenyras line.
It has a lot plotholes i know,like why didnt he just make rhaenyra and aegon marry each other(since in the book im pretty sure theyre only like 8 or 9 yrs apart)
But with this theory, with jaeherys naming baelon heir, what if he too foresaw that it was baelon's and not aemons line that brought the prophecy to fruitition.
But alas why didnt he tell alysanne this,cos my girl literally fought,untill her dying breath for rhaenys to be made queen.
But i suppose the logical reasoning as to why baelon was chosen as heir is that though jaeherys was a good king,george needed a reason for the dance of the dragons to ignite, even though it will happen literally a generation later... So he made baelon his heir.
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pandasized-crevice · 2 years
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MY FRESH JUST WATCHED KINNPORSCHE EP 14 THOUGHTS
are y’all freaking ready cus I’m not😭
back at the house okok
Ig after he remembers he’ll go get Korns headass?
Vegas looks so innocent and sweet just then
As you should protect pete!!!!
OH PORSCHE IS REMEMBERING
Baby chay!! 🥺so cute
PHOENIX TATTOO ORGINS
Bitch im gonna cry DEADASS
OH WE THERE THE WHOLE TIME🕴🏻
I’m scared Porsche is gonna shoot Korn on accident and kinns gonna come in at that moment
OH KINN IS HERE
Tell them the ACTUAL TRUTH KORN
Say sike we can’t be c o u s i n s 🕴🏻
SIDEBAR:Everyone was so quick to be like omg they’re cousins as if Korn would let them be together/bring them together if they were actually blood related
There it is:foster sister
GUN YOU FUCKER
W H A T NO😦
OH SHIT KORN HAVING A STROKE
Kinn don’t look at him like that🤨
ALL THE BROTHERS FINALLY
it would be their dad nearly dying that brings them together
wait…😶
WAIT😬
KORN DIED?!?OH SHIT I THOUGHT HE’D PULL THROUGH
oh kinn THAT DAMNED RING BRO
YOU SHOULDVE DIED GUN (he better die on god)
wait poisoned?i thought the stress of the truth got him…..🤨
His dad dead and he can’t even mourn DAMNED MAFIA LIFE
Porsche my boy☹️
Hey girlies💃🕺
All these whores underestimating my boy 😤
YUHHH MAFIA LEADER KINN THINGS
oh lord there goes the minor families boys
Vegas in the tan suit🥵
pause:are vegas pants like flared? thats giving
Wait if Chan dies……😶
OH TELL HIM CHAN
Chan you are so cool sir🗣🧎‍♀️
ITS STARTING WHORES ITS STARTING
🚨THE MAFIA SHOW IS MAFIAING🚨🔫
NO CHAN I WAS JUST KIDDING NOOOO
DAMNIT SOMEONE BETTER END GUN DEADASS
one last smoke i salute you chan🫡
GOOD LORD MY BOYS
POL NO YALL CAN'T TAKE POL TOO
FUCK THEM UP KINNPETE
PORSCHE PLEASE PULL UP SOON
YESSSS OUR BOY IS HERE
FUCK YES DUDE OMG
kinns "porsche" AYAHAHAH
THIS QUEEN GO GIRL YESS
it time hoes
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM ON YOUR SIDE AHAHAHhAHAHFHBDRJ.FJKRHFNJERHNER ER
🗣YESSSSSSSS THE GUN SPINNING🗣
KINN PLEASE🫣😳😏
FINALLY FREEFALL WITH KINNPORSCHE
*the woman was too in awe & stunned to speak*
CRAP KINN GET UP
NO PORSCHE FUCK YOU VEGAS
pete NOWS YOUR TIME WHERE ARE YOU
NOT PORSCHE NOT THE HEART
um.....🤨🕴🏻
TANKHUN?!?!
YESSS MY KING ARM DOES IT AGAIN🫶
ERIKA YOU ARE A QUEEN
YESSSSS GO GIRL🫶
HEY CHAY
hair dye product placement nice nice
AHAHA KIM IS THERE TO PROTECT CHAY
FUCK THEM UP KIM YESSS
his face dude 😂
chay just chilling while kim fighting for their lives💀
kim the badass you are🧎‍♀️
NO NOT ERIKA😦😩
no fuck you,you killed my parents
OOOOOOH WHAT😯
NO FUCKING WAY 😦
DUDE WHAT THE FUCK😧
these fools i stg
PETE!!!!!!!!!GET HIM PETE FR
shiiiiiit🫢
OHHH MY GOD
SAY FUCKING SIKE RN
HE'S ALIVE?!??????!!!!!dude what the fuck
NO FUCKING WAY
YALL ARE SHITTING ME
SHE'S A L I V E?!?!
dude once again WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
W O W
DUDE WHATS THE ACTUAL FUCKING TRUTH
man i'd shoot korn anyway,just a little🤏
oh hey vegas
your dad was trash vegas highkey better this way
AND IF VEGAS SHOOTS KORN WHAT THEN🧍🏻
pete don't leave NOO PETE STAY WITH US
bro im crying
damn that was an all day fight huh
bitch im sobbing
*THE WOMAN WAS TOO FUCKING STUNNED TO SPEAK WTF*
WHAT?! PORSCHE MAFIA LEADER ERA?!😮
oh so chay didn't know kim was there?typical
OOOOOH YEAH PORSCHE HEAD OF MINOR FUCKING FAMILY LOOK HIM ASHHEK.FIWRN🫡👏
NOT THE TRASITION TO WHEN HE FIRST GOT TO THE HOUSE😭
HE. IS.SO.FUCKING.F I N E😳
yall see their fucking rings bitch im levitating
THESE BITCHES ARE SO HOT POWER FUCKING COUPLE BITCH
TANKHUN AND TAY YES!!!!!!!
yes and pol is okay thank god
hey chay what goes on
THIS IS THE LOOKING AT HIS PHONE AND CRYING SCENE
ITS KIM SINGING WHY DONT YOU FUCKING STAY!?HIS CONFESSION TO CHAY😭
jeff fucking it up rn AS HE SHOULD YUH
OH WE ON DA BOAT
tankhun getting emotional i love him you honor
porsche not that type of surprise girl💀😏
dude just....apo is so fucking gorgeous who allowed this
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON MILE
porsche smacking kinns ass is something i never knew i needed
kinn bartender era!
kinn is so fucking cheesy
BOTH OF THEM ARE THE HAND KISS PLS
I KNEW VEGAS HOE ASS WAS ALIVE
you can't kill the devil that easily😈
become one? sounds like a marriage proposal
dude i fucking love them so.much
tankhun just like me fr
their mom deserved so much better☹️
this is heartbreaking 😭
PETE MY BOY
the last glimpse we see of macau and he's asleep
WHY YOU THINK GIRL
bro stop look at them 😭just a little family fr☹️🫶
WHAT A FUCKING ROLLARCOASTER MAN. but it was an honor to ride it with yall my fellow kinnporschers🫡
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cloud-spotted · 11 days
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NEW AND IMPROVED ship opinions
now that hazbin is out and ive had a while to digest, here r my NEW ship opinions (now with explanations!)
OTP: chaggie. they literally r both powerful and love eachother a lot,, they r a power couple. the contrast between charlie's whimsy and vaggie's jadedness is awesome too.
main ships: lucifer x alastor, and i love all the canon ships except lucililith
FRIENDships: alastor + tom trench (they r both fruity, they both say the news, they both probably drink liquor and black coffee unironically, what more do you want me to say? they have so much in common /silly), niffty + sir pentious (they r insane together. niffty would help clean while sir pentious focuses so hard on work that he becomes a shut-in. relatable king. and yet sir pent seems like the type to appreciate niffty's odd creativeness. he seems like the type who would help her organise and create machines to help her with her tasks and also make sure she doesnt work too much because he doesnt want her to be like him. checks and balances yknow)
partners in crime: alastor + vox (i dont need to elaborate if youve seen the show), rosie + alastor (canon), charlie + alastor (powerful 1 and powerful 2 wreck shit after alastor convinces her shes too optimistic.. like perfect corruption arc complete with chaggie angst where vaggie joins the dark side too and OH man lucifer realises that maybe he shouldve encouraged charlies optimism more. what potential. i love thinking about it. it would be awesome.)… everyone + alastor… carmilla + vaggie (watch their musical number again. thats my only defence)
crack ships: vox x katie killjoy (ITS SO SILLY), alastor x sir pentious (LIKE VOX X ALASTOR EXCEPT WAYYY SILLIER)
ships i support idly: angel x alastor, husk x alastor, niffty x baxter (no opinions. i have no qualms with the ships. theyre cute /shrug)
hell no: lucifer x lilith (i dONT CARE THAT ITS CANON RAHH), angel x women, katie killjoy x tom trench (katie would NOT treat him right. tom deserves better smh!! theyd be a toxic couple who both have problems n feed off eachothers negative energy. itd be gross bro im so serious. itd be GNARLY)
stay single: valentino (unless u AU him to be Not a rapist)
fics that make alastor alloromantic are things i enjoy consuming but when they pull out the "you were the one! he found the one, guys!" im like :upside_down face: so i hope its known that while theres more than one ship of alastor x someone in here, i still accept that hes canonically ace B) the ships with angel x women i just cant stand though cus every single time the person aking the fic has some homophobic ass excuse. why cant they just say "this is an AU where hes bi" or something!! anyways thats my cold take. just call it an AU. thats what a lot of the ones making alastor alloromantic do. if u know of any angel x women fics where its specified that him being bi is an alteration theyve made to his character, then lmk
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everythingsinred · 2 years
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003 subaru
THE KING HIMSELF god bless u
003
How I feel about this character: i love him oh my god hes the best brother ever. EVER.
Any/all the people I ship romantically with this character: only sakurano. higuchi tachibana can miss me with her incest imaginings (this nonsense, as well as her liking natsume/aoi, is why i ignore her when she says natsume shouldnt think hes "won". why would i listen to YOU?). ANYWAY sakurano is such a good fit for him. they are kings of academic rivals to lovers. is there any proof that they ARENT in an established relationship by the time we meet them? no i didnt think so. that omake with the thorny garden drives me insane!
My favorite non-romantic relationship for this character: HOTARU. theyre in my top five relationships in the manga no joke. natsume is a great brother and all but his sibling dynamic with aoi has nothing on subaru's relationship with hotaru. no offense to natsume and aoi but. when it comes to sibling relationships hotaru and subaru remain superior. like she stayed behind when his soul was sucked. she went up to him and tried to help him even though "logical and cold" hotaru should know better. he reached up and everyone thought itd be the pain side of his alice and instead he healed her and protected her. he was willing to give up his very EXISTENCE so that hotaru wouldnt be alone. im sorry but theres rly no competition here. "there was never a time i forgot about my family" they are EVERYTHING
My unpopular opinion about this character: he deserved more screen time (page time???). i mean his relationship with hotaru means the world to me so id love to see more of it (endless chapters upon chapters of them would be great).
One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: subaru and sakurano shouldve kissed as soon as mikan and the gang found them in the high school division, just so ppl wouldnt write random fics with them in the background fighting over shizune (who is canonically into girls smh). this miscommunication has cost us billions of dollars in damages
Favorite friendship for this character: u know what ppl SHOULD write fics about? shizune as the third wheel friend to subarano. them as a triple threat is a fun concept
My crossover ship: lets just say ill delete this question from now on bc i genuinely cant touch this lmao
if you would like to send me an ask for a character/ship/show or you'd like to rb the original post yourself, heres the link!
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diavolosthots · 4 years
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How would the brothers react to seeing a normally sweet and friendly mc punch a random demon in the face for touching their butt?
And that MC would be me lol
THE BROTHERS reacting to MC finally losing it
Lucifer:
Kind of agitated about two things; one you should never dirty your hands; he wouldve found a way to deal with that scum. Two, HE wanted to be the one to deal with that scum.
Mammon:
HELL YEAH BABE LETS GET IT. Applauds you, congratulates you, and makes sure that demon stays down. Tells you how attractive you looked doing that too okay. Might pay a demon to do it again just so he can see it, again.
Leviathan:
Records all of it because wow that was HOT from the grab to the punch, he'll watch that over and over again. Ugh a Queen/King like yourself would never be together with him NOW.
Satan:
YES! supports it and might even dash out a few punches himself but only because he really needs to get some anger out. Lucifer cant get onto him for causing a scene when he was "protecting" you, right?
Asmodeus:
Oh honey!!! You could've broken a nail!!! Shouldve gotten Beel or Satan to do it for you ugh. He'll take you back home and give you a nice hand massage because those knuckles might be bruised now.
Beelzebub:
S H O O K because he usually sticks around so HE can protect you, but apparently youre capable of handling yourself. Good job. We stan a MC like that. Go ahead and fight for your survival.
Belphegor:
Honestly laughs because that was F U N N Y to him okay. He wondered when youd lose your cool and finally snap some demon in half or something similar. Glad to have been there to witness it.
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sanchoyo · 3 years
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danny phantom, season 3, episodes 1-2 thoughts! I had to split up my season 3 watch awkwardly because the second part of it was too picture heavy and tumblr only wants you to have 10 pictures per post, per the No Fun Allowed Rule. :/ I was planning on just doing 1-6 then 7-13, but, it'll probably be split into 3 posts now... (along with a follow up thoughts post after I finish and think on it for a lil while...)
see prev episode thoughts in this tag <3
-vlad got a new mansion. and the guys in white IMMEDIATELY BREAKS IN AND STARTS SMASHING THE SHIT OUT OF EVERYTHING, DESTROYING HIS NEW MANSION KAJDFHSSKADJKJN. NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE. 'the greatest practical joke ever' TUCKER YOU ARE SOOO RIGHT.
-'DAnnY FenTon MadE mE ThE LaugHINg StOCk oF WisCONsIn' if you dont shut up. you made yourself a laughing stock. love the cute pink hotel room. also, Vlad's Naked on The News. VLAD BUYING THE NASTY BURGER TO TEAR IT DOWN. the way they keep escalating these..pranks? IS TEARING DOWN A BUISSNESS A PRANK?? (the metric by which I decide if its a prank is if its funny to me or not. vlads house being torn down? funny prank. local burger place being torn down? maybe not. MAYBE the naked on the news prank was pushing it because he WAS in a hotel just, minding his own business, but like, he stays bothering danny for no reason when danny is just minding his own business, too! its not right but there IS a sense of vindication here. yknow?
-...'at least now he's channeling his sociopathic lonely bachelor energy into something positive!' this is unironically an insult to actual sociopathic people. 'but he doesnt care about other people!' 'and thats why he'll make a great politician!' BRUTAL. but not untrue? I mean, this is not at ALL surprising. hes a billionaire via cheating and lying, and already a huge Slimeball. So yeah, politician is 100% right.
-but did vlad move to amity park? I might be wrong about this, or illinois laws might be different, but I kinda assumed if you're running for election for mayor in a town, that you had to live within the voting jurisdiction and be registered to vote there. I mean, he's temporarily in a hotel and technically displaced rn (...I thought for sure he'd have more vacation homes...) so I guess there's probably a grace period to find a permanent home in amity park?
-ME, CHEERING DANNY ON EVERY SINGLE TIME HE BEATS VLAD UP, BEING SO PROUD OF MY SON:
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-'hes overshadowing the voters!' why...are you surprised, danny???? election fraud is Nothing. did you forget he stole BILLIONS OF DOLLARS.
-ok the school uniforms are kinda cute tho lol.
-NO TEENAGERS ALLOWED IN THE NEW RESTURAUNT?? WHAT KIND OF BUISSNESS IS THAT,, SO PETTY. tucker straight up tearing off the security camera. king of property destruction
-vlad trying to make life hell. For a 14 year old. who is trying to genuinely apologize and offer a truce (despite all the creepy and fucked up things vlad has done to him and his family). what the fuck can I even say about this. I think i've said several times while watching 'what the fuck is wrong with you', i need a stronger statement.
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-Teens Against McMasters! Fries Not Lies! I want to see vlad get mauled by teens. I want them to start Throwing Rocks.
-vlad saying 'dudes' is the worst thing I've ever heard.
-danny overshadowing the clone was GENIUS AND MAKING HIMSELF LOOK INJURED. SO PROUD OF YOUUUU. USE HIS OWN TACTICS AGAINST HIM. GET HIS ASS.
-frostbite's design is really interesting. ghost...bones... incased in ice?? anyway im so glad danny is getting more hugs :)
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-oh, they basically worship(?) or put danny on a pedestal because he defeated pariah?? well IM happy for him having more ghosts that are friendly to him :) also, sam and tucker's lil snow jackets...super cute.
-more ghost lore!!! THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE IS A GHOST PORTAL. OF COURSE.
-VLAD ACTUALLY DID GET A CAT AWWW KITTY I WUV U KITTY. who he plays chess with...okay, you know what, thats so valid. and actually, pets are usually actually good for mental health, you have a lil guy to care for and they can give u a reason to try ur best so u can provide for them, and they are always good for comfort...good job, vlad!! next go to therapy. 'if anyone asks, you're my sister's cat!' so does he actually HAVE a sister? can she come beat him up
-sam is Right. they shouldve immediately taken the map back to frostbite! but I get it, exploring Can Be Fun
-'carnivorous canyon' in the ghost zone is just mystery flesh pit
-vlad is going to burn a 14 year old girl at the stake. you know, I half expected clockwork to come up and stop this, because they're fucking with time, BUT. nope. this is nbd, I guess.
-well, blood blossoms are terrifying. I know 'ive never eaten a vegetable in my life!' was tucker being hyperbolic, but this kid is going to get so many digestive problems if he doesnt Start Eating Healthier.
-...vlad wanted to go to rome and be a god?? I want to know where he self-inserted himself in their already established pantheon. what did he say he was the god of??
-VLAD SET THE ENTIRETY OF ROME ON FIRE. SO THEY PROBABLY ASSUME GOD OF DESTRUCTION. GOD OF ASSHOLERY.
-how embarrassing, to swordfight a 14 year old and struggle to win. lmfao they keep running vlad off every place he tries to take over
-'if i can destroy the first airplane, man will never fly and I will rule the air!' VLAD. DO YOU THINK. DO YOU THINK THE WRIGHT BROTHERS WERE THE ONLY PEOPLE TO THINK OF AND CONCEPTULIZE FLIGHT???! oh my god he is so dumb. people have always been trying to fly even before that, and even if you destroyed (1) plane its not like no one else could make one??? as if people hadn't already been making hot air balloons since the 1700s??? or coming up with concepts, and studying on how to make them work? starting to think vlad shouldve paid attention in college and not been so fixated on maddie. or, I dunno, read a book in his huge library...(I mean, I dunno what he majored in or studied in college, but it obviously wasnt history...)
-vlad getting his ass kicked by snow dogs and getting shidded on by a pigeon :)
-'hes got more in common with us than he realizes!' DANNY IS A YETI??? CONFIRMED (no,, but I hope that means we'll see more of the far frozen! I like them :)
-what in the world was this episode tho. like..okay?? vlads plans did not make ANY sense to me, like, was I missing something , or. WHY is he so fixated on Ruling all of the sudden...sure he might be power-hungry, feeling powerless can do that and I'm sure the accident/being abandoned made him feel that way, but its always felt like his real end goal was just to steal jack's family out of jealousy and spite, not to like. um,, rule rome I guess. ?? theres No Maddie In Rome, Vlad.
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wearethewinx · 3 years
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fate episode 6 spoilers below
admittedly that opening shot slaps. like that immediately makes me curious
bloom why are you looking. everywhere but at the glowing pillar in front of you
LOL WHOOPS
AISHA ARE U FOR FUCKING REAL. WRITERS ARE U FOR FUCKING REAL. THIS IS NOT MY GIRL
lol dowling thats what happens when u liiieeeeee
jfdlsfjlds terras dad being so stumped by her completely correct rebuttal that he just says 'you need to cool down'
'sorry you have to be visible to have a point of view' that line really made it into the script huh
theyre REALLY gonna make aishas first and only autonomous act in this entire show be to snitch on her friends
oh so there are witches huh. is that how were doing this huh. oh my god this is so unnecessarily complicated and confusing? this is. ridiculous? why wouldnt anyone else know about the witches? how does them being witches give rosalind the right to murder them all? HOW IS BLOOM OK WITH THIS LADY JUST SAYING 'yeah i lied and killed them all because only fairies are allowed to do magic' HWAT THE FUCK
*sky voice* i am literally so fucking stupid and boring its unreal
lol even sam is like 'terra shut up'
see i dont wanna be so mean to terra but shes explicitly written to be as annoying as humanly possible? people keep telling her theyre not interested and she just mows right over them completely not caring EVERY time
oh bloom is growing a braincell now huh
'only vanessa and michael could give you love' YOU CALL THAT LOVE? YOU CALL THAT SHIT LOVE? WHERE ARE THE WRITERS ILL FUCKING KILL THEM
me, every time: weve gotta be getting close to the end now right weve been here at least forty minutes
the timestamp, every time: 21:30
HOW is it possible for a show to drag this much? six hours feels like 18
nobody told the caption writer that rivens name is riven not 'riv'
stella being like 'WE shouldve never gotten back together WE are codependent and toxic' gurl,,,,,,,, You
rly have to stress that bloom listened to rosalind talk and was like 'oh genocide? well thats totally understandable, i trust you implicitly. here i was thinking you were just a regular mass murderer!'
WHY ARE THERE NO MAGIC PAINKILLERS. WHY IS THE ONLY WAY TO EASE SOMEONES PAIN FOR MUSA SPECIFICALLY TO TAKE IT ON
ALSO TERRA FUCK. YOU. FOR EVEN THINKING THAT, MUCH LESS SAYING IT OUT LOUD
how does the solarian royal family have a magic teleportation ring but they cant move troops across their country in less than 2 days
*bloom voice* come on sluts im gonna put you all in danger
PLEASE let sky miserably wail 'YOU KILLED MY FATHER' please god let it happen PLEASE
damn ok i actually REALLY like skys reaction here. unironically well written, very believable. even a stopped brain has good ideas twice an episode i suppose
love that musa only gets dignified with the slightest sliver of backstory in this, the final episode
STILL only HALFWAY THROUGH THE EPISODE. THIS IS SICK TIME DILATION FUCKERY
flora isnt supposed to be the loose canon of the winx for fucks sake
ok but WHAT ARE THE BURNED ONES. WHERE ARE THEY FROM. WHY DO THEY CARE ABOUT BLOOM. EVEN SHE HASNT ASKED YET! ARENT YOU CURIOUS ISNT ANYBODY CURIOUS
bloom: yeah rosalind unleashed the burned ones to attack us all but i totally trust that she told me the truth about how to stop them
blooms wings look FUCKING STUPID those arent even wings theyre just random red blobs with a mesh pattern
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i guess im glad we actually GOT wings but my god is this a disappointment as wings go
also @ everyone in the tag calling this a 'transformation': are we watching the same fucking show lol. having fire swirl around you isnt a transformation. TRANSFORMING. is what makes it a transformation. absolutely nothing changes about her except having a couple blowtorches on her back
CANT STRESS ENOUGH THAT BLOOM KEEPS HEARING PEOPLE ADMIT TO MURDER AND RESPONDING WITH 'OH it was just MURDER lol thank god'
'bloom transformed' nO SHE DIDNT THAT WASNT A TRANSFORMATION OH MY GOD
ok but why WOULDNT rosalind reveal exculpatory information when it benefited her lol. why are you idiots believing her. why are you accepting that as a justification
'ive been a brat' OH SO YOU ADMIT IT
'can we hug' very normal request bloom especially considering the circumstances /s
my mom would flip her lid if i invited four friends over w/o asking in advance and then put her on the spot abt whether they can stay the night, and thats WITHOUT the added context that BLOOMS MOM THINKS THESE ARE HER SCHOOL FRIENDS FROM S W I T Z E R L A N D AND THAT THEY WOULDVE HAD TO FLY ACROSS THE OCEAN TO GET THERE
this bloom family montage is 1: unearned (i remember the door, assholes) and 2: TOO long and cheesy
i love that stellas mom still hasnt admitted shes missing or come looking for her lol. the HEIR to the THRONE has been MISSING for WEEKS and thats just Okay
lmao what the fuck. how is andreas wearing the same clothes as 16 years ago. anybody care to explain what the goddamn hell is going on here
dragonflame namedrop huh? interesting
LOL EVERYONES JUST ACCEPTING ROSALIND BACK WITHOUT QUESTION? SHE DISAPPEARED AND WAS PRESUMED DEAD FOR 16 YEARS
HOW STUPID ARE THE PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD
THE KING OF ERAKLYON. ABANDONED HIS SON. TO RAISE BEATRIX
WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL
omg she just fucking killed her
absolutely metal
ah HERE are the hideous outfits from the promo image. hate
final thoughts: this show is dumb
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fagflint · 3 years
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supernatural for the ask meme
oh god. okay so first of all please know i dont actually like the real supernatural (and have also never watched it) i like the good one in my head but i have another ask for That supernatural so this will be for the Real Supernatural oh boy
⭐ character you like and one you hate:
cas 🥺🥺🥺🥺 hey king ilysm kisses u gently on the cheek. and ummmmmmm like all the angels who are homophobic <3 and the demons who s*xually ass*ult ppl <3
⭐ relationship (romantic or otherwise) you like and one you hate:
deancas 🥺🥺 and the FAMILIAL relationship between dean and sam i wish we could delve more into THAT without freaks <3. and yes the one implied there is the one i hate. also basically any ship involving jack thats not an o(m)c thats around his age and good for him
⭐ something underrated about it:
. bruh everything is overrated abt it but like. i wish rowena and the yk. Women that they killed off. wish they got more hype
⭐ something overrated:
again everything. the heterosexuality. the impala.
⭐ something you’d change:
literally too much to put here it would be a different show just still with jensen and misha and rowenas actress cuz i think shes an icon <3 those are borderline the only things i would keep (tho the conversion therapy plotline and deans growing up would still be there but itd be done well and healing and. yeah too much)
⭐ controversial opinion: 
idk man ive never actually watched it so idk what r Controversial opinions but uhhh i think jack shouldve stayed an infant and wouldve loved to see some (different) father arcs <3 but also not cuz they wouldve done it bad
⭐ favorite scene/panel/passage/etc: 
literally ive never seen it so ig cas' entrance in lazarus rising... every panel is batshit insane. so.
⭐ freebie anything you’d like ^_^
/gen i do not know how much of my idea of spn is the fake good version in my head and what is the Real One so take this w a grain of salt and know i only take in content from verified cool people (my friends)
send me an ask w a fandom and ill answer these q's!
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doyouevenshipbr0 · 4 years
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rewatched legend of korra and i would like to get out some unpopular opinions. this is gonna be long.
-mako is literally not bad. i actually like him a lot. the only season i dont like him in is s2 but the rest hes lowkey a king.... (not my fav dont get me wrong. but he’s misunderstood:/ imo)
-makorra. there. i said it. they obv killed it in s2 but omggg i loved them in s1🥺 and even in s3 and s4 i think they got a lil spark. i do understand however that they kinda bring the worst out of each other so maybe theyre not a perfect match! i just think they have good chemistry. ill leave it at that.
-korras*mi is not fleshed out😭in the show!!! in the comic they are a cute couple but like them getting together in the end didnt make much sense to me. like in s4 their only significant interactions were asami saying her hair was cute, and korra only writing to asami. then they just HAPPENED?! yea idk. not rly buying it. but i do understand that the creators prolly kinda had to tip toe around their relationship bc ya know. nickelodeon. but like i said the comics did them justice❤️
-bolin and opal as a couple are boring:/ yea. not much more to say here. cute but boring.
-su yin is ELITE. i dont think this is an unpopular opinion but like she might be my fav character. def at least top 5.
-ranking the seasons: s1, s4, s3, s2. i dont think this is super unpopular either but yea.
-zaheer??? is?????? RIGHT??? hes hardly a villain ok im sorry idc.
-why does tenzin not have darker skin?? and why is kya not a little lighter? like they rly just said “carbon copies of katara and aang” like come on i think we can spice it up a lil more. still love all the kataang kids tho!!!!!! theyre all up there for my fav characters.
-ok. did anyone else notice how much faster traveling is in lok?????? getting from the south pole to the north pole literally took an ENTIRE SEASON in atla which i believe was at least a month. but in korra they go across the world in like one ep. idk seems weird.
-still do not understand how there are more bison. not complaining. but yea.
-kai and jinora is kind of a weird couple. im SORRY but i said it for atla and ill say it for lok, theyre KIDS! literally like 12. why do they feel the need to pair CHILDREN up. idk its just a BIT odd to me!
-fight scenes are SO much better in lok than atla holy SHIT.
-lavabending does not make much sense to me. kinda think thats mostly bc im dumb tho lol.
-korra=aang. i feel like this debate is so polarizing like ppl almost always love one and hate the other but i deadass like them almost completely equally.
-that being said, korrawouldbeataanginafight. idc.
-i b like :/ when i find out the og team avatar were not the best parents. i do like that they made them human and flawed but like:/ aang and toph seemed...........just flat out bad parents😭 makes me sad. but thats life ig!
-bumi..........shouldve stayed a nonbender. idk i rly liked that ab his character!!!
-ikki>jinora
-meelo=the worst
-it was weird seeing cars and radios and phones in lok. i get it. future=more technology but idk. it was weird. i dont think i liked it.
-varrick is king
-that being said!!!^^^ varrick and zhu li getting together also felt weird lmao. felt a lil forced. cute, but a smidge forced.
-asami was so capable of kicking major ass idk why we didnt see her do it more!!!
-i. want. more. PRO BENDING!
-i HATE!!!!!!! the new airbending outfits. hate them. a lot. hate.
-wing and wei were unsung HEROES. they were so dope and had like 10 lines total.
-also amon was lowkey onto sum too......like maybe dont take ppls bending away but... idk im js......
-90% of the eyebrows in lok were absolutely ridiculous and horrible. bolin, mako, tenzin, bumi, UNALAQ. like. u dont gotta do all that!
-they were kind of...... making bending a broken system in lok??? if that makes sense?? i get it, they were just trying to expand the possibilities but idk. lavabending, the waterbending that gets rid of bad spirits, flying, the spiritual projection thing, being able to bloodbend outside of a full moon, taking bending away w bloodbending?? plus they made things like metalbending and lightning bending SO common like those were supposed to be rly rare i thought? idk!!! maybe its just me!
-^that being said, as i mentioned earlier, bending is overall way cooler and better in lok.
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bobafettsslut · 4 years
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yeah you're gonna have to bl0ck me at some point. 17, 24 (+do you keep a gendrya playlist? feel free to list more than 3), 32!
17. here are your options: communicating with spirits via weirwoods, warging into animals, expert combat skills, shapeshifting, lie detection. which one power would you have and why?
DUUUUDE IMAGINE SHAPESHIFTING i could become like so many animals or celebrities like wow
24. name three songs that you think fit arya, gendry, and/or the two of them together OK so i have eiGhT gendrya playlists for different moods sks
top 3 for arya:
pumpkin by the regrettes (all regrettes songs make me go modern arya tbqh)
yellow flicker beat by lorde
into the wild by lewis watson
top 3 for gendry:
cold cold man by saint motel
drive north by swmrs (actually this whole album reminds me of gendry sksk)
lemonworld by the national
top 3 for axg:
nfwmb by hozier I MEAN
forest fire by brighton im 🥺
and lets not forget oceans by seafret LIKE DUDES
32. unpopular asoiaf/got opinion(s)?
ooooooooh i try to stay out of that cOntRoVerSy so idk if this is really unpopular or if i just dont follow anyone invested in this sksks but stannis was the rightful king and i believe he would have been,,, okayer at it than a wholeass war would have been sksks also edmure tully def shouldve been king of the six (five??) kingdoms in the end like homie earned it after being stuck in freys freaky room for like five years and also he genuinely cared abt his people which i think is the number 1 quality a leader needs to have
thank u for all the asks !! i feel heard slsks 🥰🥺
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fictonrantsworld · 7 months
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What was even the point of Commander Westerlings little arc and rebellion, for television wise of course?
I know that apparently Criston Cole and commander westerling had a little rivalry going, lets be honest i didnt even know there was a little rivalry untill the writers pointed it out(cmon it was rarely shown except what in ep 7 when aemonds eye was chopped more like trying to get cole to not attack anyone).
But really im fine with Westerling taking Rhaenyra side so to speak, as his actor said he has 'protected her since she was a young child' and he has a soft spot for her. One can also say that as a kingsguard he was just following his late kings orders.
Fine i get that, i just dont understand why the writers made him leave the kingsguard, like he quit.
Some of u non book readers might be wondering why thats such a big deal but the thing is one may not leave the kingsguard untill they die,its a part of their oath.
Its one of the reasons why Jaime doesnt leave it either(then maybe its bc he wants to stay near Cersei and not become lord of casterky rock, but still...)
In my opinion during the green council ep they shouldve made Criston and Wsterling fight each other.
Westerling was technically pro Rhaenyra and since Cole and him were technicaly rivals,the writers couldve given him an honourable death by letting them fight and then westerling will die fighting for his kings command and given hima n honorabke death(its not like he was even alive during the green coup in the books anyway. Cole couldve shown more of his fighting skills as well and it wouldve shown his itherbsworn brithers that he desrved the role as well.
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chmpn-remix · 4 years
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Big bts medieval AU
god okay FINE I'm posting it here because I'm so tired of sending screenshots 😭😭
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namjoon: son of one of the king's subjects, young genius military general
tae: crown prince, protected and educated
jin: son of the kingsguard or st, tae's tutor
hobi: son of someone important in the court, eventually hand of the king
jungkook: (some gendry baratheon esque origin story?), just a stable boy/blacksmith who becomes friends with them and maybe eventually becomes Important
jimin: prince from another kingdom, v hot
yoongi: thief/rebel/hitman, v close friends with jk
• tae has three childhood friends: namjoon, hobi, and jin
• they play together a lot and when they get old enough for riding lessons they get to know and play with jungkook too, the stable boy's tiny son
• everything is very cute, childhood friends in the palace, they get into mischief, they gotta save baby jk out of trouble sometimes or st
• when they hit early teens they start training for different things. tae is a prince and he hates the weapon practice (he's a little better with a bow and arrow but his dad insists on him learning the sword), he also learns about history and diplomacy from jin (who becomes his tutor), and strategy from jin and also namjoon, who's getting more weapons and strategy training from jin's dad the head of the kingsguard (sometimes he just hangs around during the history lessons too bc he's fascinated)
• hmmm during this time joon may or may not have a crush on seokjin :0 he's older and smart and sociable okay
• hobi and jin have a thing for helping out/hanging around the kitchens sometimes, more than the others
• hobi drops by the lessons sometimes too, hes the best archer out of all of them, he's super charismatic and friendly and he ends up getting trained as the future hand of the king (he can also usually talk his way out of any trouble pfft)
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• so their early/mid-teens happen and it gets even harder to hang out/get playtime
• yes yes jin starts looking a bit more mature and is cute, namjoon and hobi have stupid crushes on him and tae notices but rolls his eyes and doesnt say anything
• and then, One summer, namjoon starts training in swordfighting more intensively and puberty hits him like a brick wall
• everyone, even tae, was kinda lowkey thirstin
• they once watched namjoon train (jin was rarely out in the training field bc he's gonna be a scholar not a fighter, so he's like gulps waow he looks good, hobi is staring at joon's muscles, tae was like okay maybe I do like boys too cool that's convenient bc in this universe alliances can also be made with same sex marriage, even jk is like wow namjoon hyung ur so strong!! with big googly eyes)
• hobi whistles and namjoon fumbles with his practice sword and drops it LMAO and they're like yep there's the namjoon we know moment's over
• and then they just all go Thru it ykno puberty is a thing. hobi gets more beautiful, tae is still gangly/short and his face is somehow too long and small at the same time and he thinks he still looks basically the same as when he was 10 (he complains about it to himself)
• tae doesnt mind the lessons with jin, hates the weapons practice, but honestly what he loves the most is drawing. he has drawings of his friends, drawings of them just chilling, drawings of hobi and joon training (hobi looks so graceful 🥺), but his favorite is just sitting on a mound of hay at the stables and drawing jungkook while jungkook goes around doing stable boy work
• tae doesnt know when it happens, but jk also hits puberty and he realizes that when he's shading in jk's shoulder muscles and biceps and he internally goes "wow, he's attractive" "wow, I like jungkook"
• "oh no, I like the stable boy"
• tae avoided the stables for a like a week while he tried to process his feelings but things go back to normal eventually. jk was sad but he's sure prince taehyung has a lot of stuff on his hands
• the first time tae comes back jk addresses him formally and tae was taken aback like why are u calling me your grace?? we're really good friends? jk shrugs and goes "I can go back to calling you taehyung" "please" and everything mostly goes back to normal after that. tae hides his feelings to be processed another day, or to just go away. he's destined to be betrothed to another prince anyways
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• they start turning 18 and they start doing actual jobs in the castle. joon proved himself to be super smart and he's been promoted to a junior advisor to the military general/kingsguard commander person
• jin becomes a full time scholar and hangs out at the library. sometimes namjoon comes in and borrows books and he's still flustered around jin even though they've known each other their whole life
• hobi is THE best event planner and also micromanages everything else as the hand of the king, also works closely with tae about events and balls and council meetings, which tae attends more and more as his 18th birthday draws near and he'll be expected to start making actual decisions and be an official member
• tae is a little intimidated by how good hobi is getting at micromanaging the kingdom and sometimes thinks hobi would make a better ruler instead :(
• the summer before tae turns 18 jungkook goes away for the summer to idk take care of his sick grandma at the countryside or st, tae is grumpy and he could easily arrange for kook's grandma to be brought to the castle and taken care of by handmaids and stuff but that's cheating (a big theme for this fic is maybe even though tae is maybe the next in line for most powerful person he still feels trapped and limited by his position)
• anyways while jungkook was away that's when he meets yoongi, may have dabbled in a bit of Anarchism™️ with him idek
• in the fall JK comes back and is HOTTER than ever and tae is STILL so damn gay for him and something's changed like...there's more tension between the two of them when they see each other but they barely do throughout the fall because tae is so busy with castle responsibilities now with his 18th birthday happening so soon
• tae turns 18 and hobi arranges for him to meet his betrothed, the prince from another kingdom who tae has to marry for alliance purposes
• he's managed to squash his feelings for jungkook but he still draws, he has like a sketchbook full of drawings of him akdjdk at one point jungkook asks "are all your drawings of me, hyung?" in a light but lowkey flirty tone and tae just deadpans "sometimes I draw the horses, or the hay"
• anyways, prince jimin will be staying at tae's family castle for the year as the two get to know each other better
• jimin looks HELLA ethereal and light and tae is INTIMIDATED he makes a fool out of himself trying to be too formal or official or whatever and jimin just laughs (lightly, like flower petals) and tells tae to chill, it's okay
• they talk about the little things like the climate and the food and hobbies etc
• jimin is v friendly and charismatic and half of it is for show but not in a bad way. he knows how to play the crowd and play the flirty charismatic prince, but deep inside he's sad that he's trapped in this life and sometimes thinks about flying away to another life
• there's not really any romantic chemistry between vmin but one day they were just chatting in tae's room when jimin suddenly? kisses him?? Tae is SHOCKED his hands are over his mouth touching his lips like oh god...that was my first kiss....and his stomach turns because it wasn't with jungkook
• jimin is profusely apologizing and freaking out a bit like "I'm sorry, I've never been betrothed before, idk what I'm doing I thought it would be good to try? to see if we work? like that?? I just want to make this work" and they figure out that jimin kissed tae bc he felt like he had to :( they figure out that they dont really have any romantic feelings for each other but that's okay they respect and appreciate each other a lot! (jimin may or may not know about tae's crush, maybe just that there's someone out there he likes, and jimin is in love with freedom but can never have it) ("what about you?" "Me?" Jimin gave a knowing while, his answer ready. "I'm in love with open doors and fields stretched out for miles. I'm in love with the stars and the infinite mysteries they hold." "Are you always this grossly poetic?" Jimin just laughs and shoves tae lightly.)
• anyways vmin bffs!! they chill and they remain platonic, because tae is still so so gay for jungkook
• especially now that his baby fat is starting to go away and his features are getting sharper, his muscles even MORE defined how is that possible
• tae is doing a p good job of looking more mature too he's starting to fill out his gangly body more, his face less childish and more "regal," as jungkook describes one day
• jk totally has an Oh moment too like "I never noticed your face" "what about my face" "it's so...it's a prince's face" "...what's that supposed to mean"
• they ride together sometimes and one day when the castle responsibilities are too much tae grabs a basket of food and drink from the kitchens, rides out somewhere to the meadows with jungkook and has a picnic with him
• they've snuck food out and hung out before but this time it felt a little different on the way back like they're both like it's time to go and jungkook grabs the harness/leash for the horses and leads tae's horse to him and they just share a look, both of their hands touching the leather strap of the harness
• nothing happens they get to the castle and that night tae DOESNT think about how he shouldve kissed jk right there and DOESNT think about jungkook's big defined muscles holding him down
• YOONGI IS SUPPOSED TO KIDNAP TAE FOR RANSOM TO FEED HIS TOWN/FAMILY BUT ACCIDENTALLY TAKES JIMIN INSTEAD
• jk: the prince is very beautiful
yg: [sees jimin and thinks it's tae] yes, very beautiful
• yoonmin have heated/enlightening discussions about Government. hot.
• yoongi is angry at the noble class for hoarding all the resources. jimin reasons that they give fairly. yoongi complains about his family/town starving in the streets etc more medieval government discourse
• jimin is the trapped bird in a cage and sees yoongi as the Freedom and adventure that he wants. yoongi was supposed to complete a mission but he falls for jimin instead
• (jk has to be promoted somehow so he can look nice and be in the castle akdjd) (and be promoted so tae can acceptably smooch him) - JK SAVES TAE from somethinG like he brought tae home on horseback and then gets appointed as tae's personal escort/bodyguard
• BEFORE I FORGET taekook kiss eventually and of course it happens in the stables and right after the first kiss jk leads him to like behind this post or st so passersby cant see them immediately and they kiss more and in between jk just chuckles/laughs and tae is like :(?? what and jk is like nothing its just that I've seen you trip over [the hay? the fences?] so many times in here and tae is like >:(( are u gonna reminisce about our childhood or keep making out with me
There was an ending here but I think it's in my other doc skdjsk ah well you'll just have to deal with this :)
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My 100 most listened to songs this year (that are on Spotify) :3
Ateez: Twilight (not even surprised there, its my favourite song ever)
Ateez: Wave (even though I’m an Illusion type of gal Illusion is usually for when i feel good, and Wave is when I want to feel better and keep my spirits up at work so. hence)
Ateez: Say My Name (she’s perfect)
Ateez: Illusion (AYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE)
Ateez: Aurora (shut up its hONGJOONG’S SONG)
Ateez: Hala Hala (DEEP IN MY HEART, DEEP IN MY SOUL)
BTS: Boy With Luv (lies and deceit, this is NOT my most listened to BTS track, last.fm can back me up)
BTS: Dionysus (SHE WAS MY MOST PLAYED BTS TRACK AND thats the periodt on that tea i just aged fifty years)
Ateez: Utopia (WE CAN TOUCH UTOPIA WE CAN REACH THERE UTOPIA)
Ateez: Dancing Like Butterfly Wings (WHOUOOAH WHWOAUHAIFD)
Ateez: Pirate King (for the hundredth time, Hongjoong, i WILL be your friend)
BTS: Make It Right (no)
Seventeen: HIT (listen………………………………………….. shouldve been the title track)
TxT: Crown (i am so happy my most listened to txt track isnt….. something else…. *gulps* good job, hatchlings. and when will i stop calling you hatchlings? NEVER)
Ateez: Sunrise (HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHONGJOONG’S SONG - listen this song is cheesy and im absolutely in love with it. i want. joy. my heart Seeks it, i cant help it)
BTS: Mikrokosmos (like i said fuck joy)
Taemin: Stone Heart (im being called out for being a sad thot. or a horny emo. idk)
GentleBeatz: Cold Night (pls im crying)
ATEEZ: Precious (MINGIIIIYYAAAAAHHHHH. fuck it up, son)
BTS: Home (im exhauussted man. guess wat. i jus wanna go home. ME TOO, namjoon)
Day6: Beautiful Feeling (its the tragedy of my life that there are no caps in hangul. this is truly. the most beautiful song and it brings me so much happiness. and dowoon. it brings me so much dowoon.)
Seventeen: CLAP (*vibrating at a frequency that could shatter glass* bbbBAkKKSSsUUUuu)
Sunmi: LaLaLay (this is why i think this list definitely has a limit on how many songs you can have from an artist on this list because LaLaLay is like my fiftieth most-listened to this year according to last.fm and has a lot of BTS and Seventeen and more ATEEZ before it so idk. anyway sunmi good, release a minialbum pleaaaase?)
BTS: Jamais Vu (its jins song :<)
Ateez: Crescent (*closes eyes* nO)
Day6: Like That Sun (BOIIII day6 really is something else)
Seventeen: Home (honestly? i cry. awh i cant believe this year started with seventeen, it was so so so so nice to become a carat x””””) and this song, man… warmth ♥)
BTS: Intro: Persona (WHO THE HELL AM I)
Ateez: Treasure (hoOOOOBOI thank fuck i watched the dance practice that made me appreciate this song better x””))
Taemin: Want (quote from myself: “I’m not sure about the song but Taemin is a really beautiful man” oKAY)
Seventeen: Our Dawn Is Hotter Than Day (my actual favourite svt song :”””) its. peace ♥)
Lauv: I’m So Tired (bitch i am)
Ateez: Promise (NO ONE TAAAKE YOOUUUUU DOOOOOOOWN)
NCT Dream: Boom (what are these foetuses doing here lmao)
BTS: I Need U (whats THIS motherfucker doing here x”) fuck off)
BSS: Just Do It (the Only Song)
Ateez: My Way (this Hongjoong rap……. i swear, my LIFE)
Seventeen: Boomboom (the LEAST LIKED SVT TITLE TRACK??!?! kiSS MY BUTT)
BTS: Mic Drop (u kno, the steve aoki one)
……………. TxT: Cat & Dog (listen…… its Yeonjun’s rap, i swear! IM INNOCENT!!!)
Ateez: Stay (me: its the Wanted intro song! x”””))
Seventeen: Don’t Wanna Cry (ulgo shipji anha bitch)
BTS: Blood Sweat & Tears (last year’s most listened………. still as horny as ever)
NCT 127: Superhuman (they do have a lot of songs that i love but i feel like this is the song?! like The Song?!?!? The Comeback? its just so well put together and i love LOVE the choreo. doyoung ate the vocals)
Ateez: Desire (another song i really didnt appreciate in the beginning but. I changed my ways, i promise, tHAT OUTROOOOOO)
Stray Kids: Miroh (fine, fINE THEY GOT ME WITH THIS ONE)
Seventeen: Lie Again (bitch. also i realised my favourite line isnt even said by mingyu its said by mr. scoops. anyway im in pain)
BTS: Anpanman (i still cant believe how Actually good this song is x”””))
Ateez: Wonderland (you know for a song that was only released two months ago! only one of which was measured by spotify, its p good! gAJAAAAA)
Taemin: Sexuality (that one perf. you know the one. yeah.)
Apink: 응응 (this was released in JANUARY and its still one of the best songs this year)
 BTS: Trivia: Seesaw (he has a CHOREO)
Ateez: Light (yuNHO’S SONG)
Seventeen: Getting Closer (fuck them haters, this is the most well-put together svt song that exists fight me about it)
Shinee: Symptoms (this song is Beautiful, i remember going through shinee’s discography and being FLOORED)
BTS: Go Go (yoloyoloyoloyo)
Ateez: WIN (AAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEE)
Seventeen: Bring It (Hoshi: imma kill everyone in this mofakin house)
Taemin: Artistic Groove (”oh i dont like this song that much” she said “Im a fucking LIAR” she said)
BTS: Pied Piper (why nOT DIMPLE)
Ateez: Mist (WOOYOUNG’S SONG)
Seventeen: If I (The Hip Hop Unit Song)
Taemin: Move (its Her)
BTS: Epiphany (:< lovely jin ♥ i remember getting into bts and deciding to bias jin Immediately and then five days later this bitch drops you ain ever seen an emotional rollercoaster like that)
Ateez: Thank U (dude when yunho and yeosang go hAL MARI ISSEO and the jongho goes nEOL SAENGGAKHAMYEON BYE)
Seventeen: Moonwalker (this is so random x”) WHY NOT ROCKET since i have to be tormented by my sins anyway)
Taemin: Shadow (fair, fair, this was my favourite from this album for a long time)
Trivia: Love (nae sarang sarang sarang) 
Ateez: Dazzling Light (CHOREO!??!?!)
Seventeen: No F.U.N. (this is such a random selection of svt songs spotify put in here x”””))
Taemin: my current fave from this album :””))
NCT 127: Touch (BITCH IM SO SOFT FOR THIS SONG ITS SO CUTE)
Ateez: With U (cOFFEE SHOP MUSIC)
BTS: Begin (why this. i dont even like jk)
Block B: Very Good - Rough Ver. (of course this is on here x”””) LETS GO)
Day6: Sing Me (that one live did it for me where jae just Goes Missing and then he’s in the middle of the crowd suddenly yes very good)
Ateez: If Without You (little known fact the OOOOH and WhoOOOAOaa sound effects in the background are all Me)
Taemin: Danger (neolhumchyeogayohumchyeogayo)
BTS: Dimple (finally! anyway this choreo was a mistake)
NCT 127: Simon Says (”i dont like this song that much” sHE LIED AGAIN)
Ateez: Beginning of the End (why lmao)
Day6: Somehow (ahhh this used to be my ultimate favourite day6 song and its still v close to the top ahahhHfdjhkéfdosdjágf I love IT)
Seventeen: Hug :<
Oneus: 가자 (GIVE ONEUS THEIR WELL-DESERVED WIN THEY HAD THREE KILLER TITLE TRACKS THIS YEAR THEYRE AMAZING)
NCT U: Boss (jungooooo ♥♥)
BTS: Reflection (Kim Namjoon Made Me Cry In Public????!!?!)
Seventeen: Highlight (get. out. of. my. sight.)
Bastille: Bad Decisions (is…. is this the first (and possibly only…) non k-pop song on this list,!??! hahAhfddéjfdk)
Day6: Shoot Me (DEI SIKSEU DEI SIKSEU WHOOOOOOOOOO that was the fanchant)
Steve Aoki (feat. two random people): Waste It On Me (kim namjoon stop telling me to eat you)
Seventeen: Oh My! (ah when i used to listen to this every morning to give me Good Mood)
Oneus: Twilight (taEYANGI TTEOREOJINDA)
Taemin: Thirsty (same)
Editors: Barricades (oh good, save me, tom, sAVE ME. this song is actually amazing. i love uhhhhh uUUUHHHH frankenstein and the other new ones (i know their titles) but this one is just up there too ♥♥)
Seventeen: Good to Me (and then mingyu outthotted everyone and the world exploded, the end)
Day6: 121U (the song that first got stuck with me!)
Baekhyun: UN Village (this is so random but i mean i wont lie.)
The Boyz: Bloom Bloom (im so happy this is on here. these guyz deserve so much more love and recognition ♥♥ both bloom bloom and ddd are amazing and. theyve had a year)
Seventeen: Very Nice (you could say this song is… aju nice ;-))
Momomeme: Gogobebe (oh does this mean i can be bisexual? since theres a gg on this list? PLEEEEEEASE)
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