#knives out 2

[beetleandfox]

I really want to keep Blanc’s backstory a mystery, but if they ever do show us Blanc’s family on screen i hope they’re all played by iconic British actors with thick southern accents. let Ian McKellen and Judi Dench play Blanc’s parents. they’ve been cast as posh British people for so long. let them be free

[the-breath-in-air]

Benoit Blanc, absolute icon that he is, got out of the bath and put on a dress shirt and tie (and cuff links!) to do business at home, but then also added a dressing gown over it because, y'know, he's at home.

[eggdrawsthings]

obsessed with his cute little swimsuit

[tinymintywolf]

im obsessed with the color palette of this movie. and also his drip

[chaos-and-freedom]

everyone is out here with these fantastic theories and metaphors in glass onion

but i just can't stop laughing at miles bron's face when blanc says that he got the box with its stupid "children's puzzles" that took him less than a minute to solve like. that motherfucker was so offended and i loved every second of it

[transgenderastarion]

[mwagneto]

Janelle Monáe in Glass Onion // The Mona Lisa

[yoru-kage]

Benoit Blanc is utterly delightful pass it on

[piinfeathers]

literally haven't stopped thinking about this tweet where Benoit meets detective Pikachu

Knives Out 3 pitch right here, i'm dead serious 🔍⚡️

[demonsandpieohmy]

I feel compelled to point out that Benoit Blanc showed up to Greece wearing the Greek flag on his entire fucking body:

and I’m 100% sure Philip packed it for him like “darling you know what would be hilarious”

[chestnutroan]

Knives Out 3

[dykehoratio]

sometimes i forget how wild straight people are. i watched glass onion w my whole family and afterwards my sister genuinely seriously confidently called hugh grant his “roomie”

[aughwl]

Spoilers for Glass Onion: A knives out mystery:

Holy shit that was a fun movie. It was really well woven together with so many little details and callbacks, every line seemed like it connected to a greater whole. I really liked:

Constant references to someone being killed over something before we know when the murder happens ("Welcome, gang. A few cocktails before I'm murdered.")

The way it seems like the case can be solved as an elegant puzzle, but actually the way to solve it is to smash it into pieces

Benoit Blanc's Columbo act with pretending to not know why he's invited to the island while actually being very aware of what's going on

Miles is Elon Musk

Birdie just constantly doing problematic things out of her own ignorance ("please tell me you did not think sweatshops are where they make sweatpants.")

Why do they contantly mention Miles' tits

Duke Tate got what he deserved tbh

It's really funny how getting someone elected is equated with getting someone a twitch platform

Miles' speech about disruption mirroring the glass-smashing scene where he desperately protects 'that which no one wants to disrupt (The mona lisa)'

Among us

The 'oh god damnit' moment when Blanc sees a knife missing

Benoit Blanc seems to be more mad about Miles' plagiarism than the actual murder

Chekov's pineapple allergy

Derol genuinly never had anything to do with the murder and just smoked weed in the background the whole movie

If the legal system doesn't have your back, you can always just fuck things up like they get away with fucking up your things

[piss3dm3nk3n]

the stupid ass parallels to among us near the middle of Glass Onion is so perfect and fitting for a dumb mystery created by a rich egomaniac fool.

spoilers btw

i dont think ive seen any posts on it but; the lights going out just like the game, all the characters trying to find who the ‘imposter’ is and blanc dubbing the main room as a meeting room, so that the others can “call a meeting” like the game. When Blanc “finds” “helens” body they go back to said meeting room to discuss LIKE THE GODDAMN GAME!!!

i know the lights going out and the gun going off was to show how unimaginative and fake and stupid miles is with his murders and schemes but it was a nice call back to the start of the film.

[timothyolyphant]

GLASS ONION: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2022) dir. Rian Johnson

[cr-nack]

You see Benoit Blanc as another alias for James Bond.

I see them as twins separated by their divorced parents and raised in different countries only to meet by chance when a spy case and a murder investigation interlap which leads to much bickering due to their opposing personalities when a peculiar dietary habit and other traits show that they’re not so different after all which prompts each of them to show a torn picture of their long lost parent that fits together like a puzzle showing that they are in fact brothers.

We are not the same.