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which half is which varies constantly

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Kobold, the friendly neighborhood arcane trickster [Image ID: A man asks another man who they are and how they got into the room, to which the second man replies by explaining that he is a rogue and he is a rogue. There is a cat in the picture, but it is unrelated]

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He doesn’t have hair [ID: A textual image in which Kobold states “Welcome to my very first vlog in which I try different hair products”. The meme then states *sprays hairspray into mouth* before transitioning to Kobold saying “Well, right off the bat I could tell you this one is not very good

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Friendship

[ID: a twitter post, with it’s pfp replaced by a smiley face, it’s name replaced with “Kobold” and it’s handle replaced with koboldstophat, featuring text reading “There is literally no rule that says you have to get married and start a family. Normalize splitting a mansion with your 4 party members, and various pets /ID]

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I feel like if Kobold dies, I’m gonna use this character idea as my new PC. He’s a warforged artificer lol [ID: Gru plan meme but with 5 panels. Panel 1 reads “Escape Illithids” Panel 2 reads Build Robots. Panel 3 reads Become Robot as does panel 4 and 5. Panels 1-4 feature the standard expressions for the meme, while 5 features Gru looking very triumphant /ID]

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I don’t remember their name, but there was an NPC that Kobold nearly bit at one point. They deserved it.

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Kobold very Aroace.

[id: A series of text reading “Someone trying to bully Kobold: you’re gonna die a virgin haha” followed by more text reading “Kobold’s AroAce ass:” Below that is a picture of some probably cringe white man in a suit on what has to be one of the ugliest “comedy” show backgrounds ever made, it’s all red and yellow stripes going into what looks like a giant wooden barrel??? either way the image is captioned with “First off, get out of here with your facts.” /id]

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Don’t give Kobold coffee, that’s a mistake we learned very early. And one I’d like to repeat.

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Kobold should consider himself lucky he’s not like a normal reptile, because a normal reptile would probably have just died from that much chocolate. I HOPE he’s not like a normal reptile anyways because if he is he has no idea [ID: A textual image in which Kobold claims he discovered a trick, going on to explain that if you make brownies but don’t cut them, you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie. It then switches to “Kobold, one hour later”, where he says “Do nOT do this-”]

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It’s one of the many designs of Kobold, as I never come up with a specific design for him like at all so he always looks extremely different. This is by @pizzarollsandpokemon [ID: A drawing of Kobold, it is almost literally every color at once. He’s got spikes and teeth and elf ears and stuff and I am awful at explaining things I’m sorry screen readers /ID]

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They’re basically robin hood, but a demon and a lizard.