#kon kent

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

Tim “I’m not in love with you anymore” Drake and Kon “I didn’t know you ever were” Kent, you have broken my heart for the LAST TIME!!!!

[humblefryingpan]

DC: one of the robins and one of of the superboys are bi!

Fans: Is it timkon?

DC: Close!

Fans: Is it damijon?

DC: ooh so close, it's actually Tim x Bernard Dowd and Jon x Jay Nakamura!

Fans: Who the fuck is-

DC: This is what you wanted right? :)

For the record I love Bernard & timbern so much, I don't know much about timkon so I don't really ship it and I don't know anything about Jay (I had to google his name to make this) but I'm glad there are actually confirmed gay people in something with such a huge fan base.

That being said why did they do it like that? The fans really wanted timkon and/or damijon so DC decided to go half and half and do that instead?

[bullshitcharacterssay]

Kon: What kinds of sounds annoy you?

Jon: Are we talking real sounds or imaginary ones?

Kon, now interested: Let's say imaginary.

Jon: Spiders wearing flip flops.

[comics-centalx]

That's right. You better run.

[neptunezo]

The batkids are known for sharing clothes amongst each other, so imagine everyone’s surprise when Jason won’t let them borrow his hoodie. Upon further inspection they find out it’s Roy’s hoodie. This causes a chain reaction and now Dick won’t let anyone borrow his Wally hoodie, Tim won’t let anyone borrow his Kon hoodie, Damian with Jon’s clothes(which there was no need for because Damian’s clothes never fit anyways), Duke with Izzy’s, Cass with Steph, and so on. After this “civil war” they all reluctantly agree to end this and all clothes (their own or not) is up for grabs. (minus Damian and Jon, of course)

bonus is when their partners steal the batkids clothes only to find out later that it’s definitely not a wayne kids clothing item.

Roy: That’s my sweater?

Wally: Yeah well Kon’s wearing my pants so…

Izzy: I’m probably wearing one of your boxers, it’s for sure not Dukes

Kon: how do you know?

Izzy: Because Duke doesn’t own Minecraft boxers???

Steph: Oh yeah sorry, those are mine

[vodrae]

Tim: Send dudes

Cassie: You mean nudes ?

Tim: No dudes im in a fight

Tim: Send dudes

Bart: OMW TIMMY

Tim: Send dudes

Kon: You mean nudes ? *Photo attached*

Tim: Damn drop the core routine

Also

I NEED HELP ASAP

[ev-arrested]

Favorite headcanon of mine is that Tim and Damian have to constantly deal with their friends crushing on Batman and Nightwing.

Kon Kent: How old is your brother—

Tim: TOO OLD FOR YOU, AND HE’S MARRIED

Damian pretends he didn’t just hear a civilian say “smash” to Batman in a smash or pass/FMK.

Tim lives in Fear of Bernard in particular saying ANYTHING about the Batfam. Bernard says he’d let Batman raw him and Tim’s ready to off himself.

Damian just seethes every time Garfield looks ready to tell the equivalent of a “me and your mom last night” joke about Dick.

[plutonicbees]

the ultimate quartet >:D (ft. the sillies)

[beeqisch]

timkon + bart

[spacedace]

Jon, Kon, Tim and Damian all chatting, and start musing on their various anxieties about going dark side and how they would stop each other.

Elle wanders in and only catches the last bit where Jon and Damian are referencing world domination and is just like:

Elle: Oh, are we going dark side? Who do you guys need me to fight? I can body just about anyone in the League but I'm pretty sure Batman had some tricks up his sleeve to deal with me so we'll have to account for that. I know you guys aren't gonna want to kill anyone in your families, but I'm pretty sure I could alter the nightmare dimension to be less, you know, nightmare-y while still keeping it inescapable so that's an option -

Jon: W h a t

Damian: We are not going "dark side" Nightingale...probably.

Jon: Definitely! Definitely no dark side!

Elle, relieved: Oh thank the Ancients, that was gonna be such a bummer

Tim: Jesus Christ you didn't even hesitate

Kon: You didn't even need any kind of justification. Did you just hear Jon say "take over the world" and that was all you needed???

Elle: I mean, yeah? I wouldn't be happy about it but I'm not just gonna let Jolly and Day go and take over the world without me.

Jon: I'm not sure if I should feel touched or worried...

Damian: Are you seriously saying your loyalty to us is greater than your duty to the world?

Elle: Day I would crack the universe in half and devour the souls everyone who ever so much mildly inconvenienced you two if you asked.

Tim & Kon: *fear.jpg*

[stovreye]

I hate country music 🗿🗿

Messy farmboy Kon sketch anyone….? No? Just me….? Okay….. Also Kon would totally put studs on his cowboy hat 🤓☝️

Saves and shares appreciated 🤠🐓🌾

[notroomanovs]

Why are you looking at me like that?

[comics-centalx]

Personally, I think Dick wins

[dc-and-damirae]

tim: I fell asleep and then woke up to dick screaming at me. It was very disorienting. Turns out I sleep dialed him. dick: I thought you were dying! tim: Turns out I also have sleep apnea…. dick: I was afraid he got kidnapped. Then I heard him snoring and was relieved. But then he stopped breathing and I was terrified again! I had to wake him up! bruce: Ok, I get it. But how did the fire start? dick: kon came running because he thought someone was being attacked. bruce: *sigh*

[bruciemilf]

Clark, physically moving Hal away from Bruce like he's a pestering cat: Sorry, I need him for a second

Hal:

Hal: what the hell--

Bruce: is there a reason you picked Hal up like Alfred the Cat?

Clark: yes :( Bruce, can you give me some parenting advice?

Bruce, contemplating stabbing himself with a batarang: No

Clark: Great! It's about Kon.

Bruce, knowing damn well Kon is his favourite super: go on

Clark: I think he has a crush on this boy who does conspiracy theories on YouTube, -- and he thinks this Bernard kid is a better writer than me, which, hey I won a Pfizer and you can't spell anything without autocorrect, --

Bruce: Clark.

Clark: Right! How do I make him understand I'm skeptical because Bernard is a relatively good writer and not because he's a boy?

Bruce: We had to stop you from ripping out Mike Pence's spine last week

Clark: Come on, Bruce, that doesn't mean anything! Any decent person would do that

Meanwhile:

Kon: What do I do, Cass? You always have the best solutions

Cass:

Kon: Why didn't I think of that sooner! You're the best, Cassie

[livingdeadvoid]

Conner: Have you ever seen Tim switch from Tim to Timothy?

Conner: I love Tim more than life itself. I would give my life, soul, and body for him. He may have the social skills of a damp couch, but I still love him. But when he turns into socialite, will get investors with just a smile, Timothy... I would literally worship him. Start a cult for him. He terrifies me in the best way possible. Seeing him go from "I know no words" to "everybody loves me" is the best thing I've ever witnessed in life. Just like, let me marry this man. Please.

Clark: I really didn't need the 25 slide PowerPoint presentation as to why I should let you marry Tim, nor did I need whatever that just was.